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Anonymous No.5036969 >>5036985 >>5037002 >>5038004 >>5038013
why doesn't he just move out and find himself a nice girl
Anonymous No.5036981 >>5037003
another white people thread
Anonymous No.5036985
>>5036969 (OP)
Oh so they are molesting him as a solution?
Anonymous No.5037002 >>5037146
>>5036969 (OP)
>Abduct animal from wild and imprison it in insanely cramped conditions
>isolate and mindbreak it so bad it resorts to raping it own mother to satisfy natural instincts
>rape and molest the animal as a solution to this
Yeah nah, kill all zoo owners.
Anonymous No.5037003
>>5036981
You look at your shoes when a white man walks by you, then come on here to post.
Anonymous No.5037138 >>5037169
There are people that get paid 45 dollars an hour to jerk off a killer whale all day. Kek
Anonymous No.5037146 >>5037164
>>5037002
This is actually happening because retarded animal rights activists won't let this park, which is already permanently closed, transfer them to another zoo which can take care of them. The activists won't settle for anything less than a "sanctuary" even though there is no sanctuary ready and willing to take these orcas. This isn't the first time shit like this has happened thanks to shortsighted activists who refuse to listen to facts.
Anonymous No.5037149
Is it even raping the mom? Male orcas always hang out around their mommies. How do we know she isnt grooming him.
Anonymous No.5037164 >>5037170
>>5037146
I find this hard to believe
Anonymous No.5037169
>>5037138
I fully support mandating all men to jack off a Killer Whale at least once in their life so they can learn humility.
Anonymous No.5037170 >>5037176 >>5037269 >>5037293
>>5037164
Loro Porque and Kagoshima SeaWorld offered to take the orcas but that was vetoed by the French government under pressure from animal rights activists.

The entire "anti-captivity" movement in particular is retarded and based more on feminine hysterics and appeals to emotion like Blackfish than on fact-based analysis.
Anonymous No.5037176
>>5037170
Fuckin retards
Anonymous No.5037269 >>5037275
>>5037170
Hold on... FRENCH government? Do we talk about the Orcas in Antibes, France? Where you spend 1,000$ to hop in the pool and to have a very private tour with like rich Americans and their kids?

I don't live too far away. Guess I ask them if I can masturbate the Orca.
Anonymous No.5037275 >>5037370
>>5037269
I didn't click the link because it's infested with malware and stuff.
(Trackers, ads, other bloat).

But sadly the park has been closed and it would've been the only park in the world to let me touch an Orca's genitals and maybe lick its cum.

Sad day.
Anonymous No.5037293 >>5037375
>>5037170
Fact-based analysis says orcas shouldn’t be in captivity to begin with. Either release them or euthanise them
Anonymous No.5037366 >>5037376
>reopen park
>Charge zoophiles $1000 to jerk off the orca
>The orca no longer fucks his mother
>Infinite money
Problem solved.
Why aren't they doing that?
Anonymous No.5037370 >>5037377
>>5037275
What the fuck did I just read
Anonymous No.5037375
>>5037293
>because it shouldnt ok
orca are not people they’re basically water chimps

give him a bitch, some rap cds, and a steady supply of pot and fowties
Anonymous No.5037376 >>5037392
>>5037366
They can charge people to watch the orca fuck his mother for way more
Anonymous No.5037377 >>5037378
>>5037370
Oh right. I know why you're confused. See, I'm an internet activist just like Stallman. I hate websites are full of trackers, ads and stuff.

I know, most sheeple are confused as they wanna consume and don't care if media wants your data.

But don't be confused. Just visit /g/ to find out more.
Anonymous No.5037378
>>5037377
And like stallman you want to fuck animals and likely children? You know stallman was friends with epstein right?
Anonymous No.5037382 >>5037403 >>5038011
That seems like a very convoluted way of doing anything but releasing him back into the sea desu.
Anonymous No.5037392
>>5037376
I don't know man, I think they would be way more interested to participate tha just watch something they can already see on video.
Anonymous No.5037403 >>5038008
>>5037382
>Young Orca released back in to the Sea
>Being intellegent social animals he becomes a maladjusted adult
>He finds his first non-related female suitor
>Hey did you know I used to fuck my mom and got handjobs by mutiple humans at once, I'm actually looking for them by the way
>Female Orca gets massive ick and swims back to Pod
>Once he gets horny again he follows her to her Pod and gets jumped by a Pod of 6 Orcas
>They call him a prevert and leave him licking his wound, and swims back to shallow water
>Later the humans find the body
>The media covers the news and reports another Orca died to climate change
Anonymous No.5038004
>>5036969 (OP)
Because all the jobs that earn wages high enough to buy a home aren't exactly for him
Anonymous No.5038008
>>5037403
kino
Anonymous No.5038011
>>5037382
They tried doing this with Keiko and he died less than a year later. lmao nice going animal rights retards.
Anonymous No.5038013
>>5036969 (OP)
So orcas go insane when they're isolated because they're intelligent and social, yet no one wants to write an article about the social isolation that's millions of people are putting themselves into online.