Thread 5037254

Why is there a caturday but no doggerday?

>>5037254 (OP)
I do indeed have a Doggyday with my wife

>>5037254 (OP)
Dogday is everyday.

Cats are evil overkiller parasite bags that people love for for some reason. Dogs are bros.

>>5037279
Man I lurk here every few days and I am sick of your autistic consolewarfaggotry. Just mentioning a cat causes you retards to sperg out and talk about killing it. I come here to appreciate animals, not see your shitty posts about how much you hate them.
>inb4 catfag
I've owned dogs all my life and have barely interacted with cats. Shut the fuck up schizo.

>>5037283
This is my first post on this board in about 4 months. I think you may be confusing me with another anon. schizos can't comprehend that they are retarded I think you may be calling the kettle black.

>>5037254 (OP)
There’s no doggerday but there is a doggerland

>>5037254 (OP)
Because cats are lowly gremlins worthy of mockery and dogs are noble companions

Doggerday would be like 50% making stupid memes with mispelled text and idiotic statements out of dramatic black and white photos of aryan warriors, 50% mocking the disabled.

4chan has always been a website for people who own dogs and make fun of cats.

>>5037254 (OP)
every day is dog day because every day they won't stfu

>>5037254 (OP)
Because every dog has his day.

Cats are undeserving and have to share theirs with the rest of their species.

>>5037425
Lol

>>5037425
Kek true

>>5037412
>ugly germanic subhuman
Literally every time. Letting these fucking barbarians take over the Roman army was one of mankind's greatest mistakes.

>>5037471
see this gentlemen? this is what toxoplasmosis does to your brain

>>5037479
"Toxoplasmosis!" is the new "incel!".

>>5037482
Notice how at least one of them ABSOLUTELY MUST have a dog with her. Ever seen a woman take their cat to the supermarket? Nope. Women and jews tried to convince everyone that dogs are "masculine" and cats are "feminine" but the total opposite is the case. Dogspergs are the most feminine whiny bitches imaginable and they have all the accountability of women, even if they have penises. That's why they blame toddlers for getting mauled by their feral beasts.

>>5037482
See gents, this is what toxoplasmosis does to your brain.

>>5037484
>Dogs are ba-
>its a pitbull
Did you know that due to this thing called genetics, it is possible for a visually and behaviorally distinct sub-group of a species to be more violent and shitty than the rest?

Pitbulls are simply inferior to normal dogs. Even rottweilers are safer and they were literally bred to kill people.

>>5037489
lol didn't read

>>5037490
Pitbulls are inferior to normal dogs and distinct from them

You can not truly criticize dogs for the actions of pitbulls. It would be like accusing the swedes, people who are peaceful to a fault, of being barbaric because "muscovites are also homo sapiens".

>>5037491
Lol still didn't read, faggot.

>>5037484
>all dogs bad because of shitbulls

>the white woman thinks I read that post
I didn't lol.

Dogs are great pets for great people

Cats are funny in pictures but I wouldn't own one without having even more free time and money, and people who only own cats and don't like dogs tend to be mentally ill.

>>5037499
Did you make your boyfriend feed his husky yet?

>tfw you're a dog in a schizo vegan's household
sad

>>5037254 (OP)
Cats are old internet culture. Dogs are not.

>>5037518
The old internet was also largely defined by mentally ill people trading illegal porn and arranging to have sex while dressed up as cats and skunks on usenet

>>5037517
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6V-X2yogmqc

that’s a lot of pink

>>5037254 (OP)
Today is LITERALLY dog day.
https://nationaltoday.com/national-dog-day/