Thread 5037379

>be swimming
>find spiders and other small bugs floating around in the water
>get as many as i can manage onto my arm
>hacksaw_ridge.h264
>swim back towards shore and release them onto a palm
>repeat several times
no insect frens will die on my watch!

>walk to unemployment office for disabilitybucks
>find snailbro in the middle of the car packed street
>grab him gently by the shell and put him in a bush
>snailbro now safe

>work at clothing store
>find giant sphinx moth hanging out near the bathroom
>all my femoid coworkers are performatively freaking out and telling me to kill it
>wouldn't even think about it cuz its really pretty
>grab a mug from breakroom and cut out the middle of a paper plate with my boxcutter
>gently cup the moth and slide the cutout under it
>release him outside and watch him clumsily flutter away
never killing bugs for pussy

>>5037379 (OP)
>Be me, 8 years old
>Being retarded kid around pool at grandparents house
>When insects are drowning, I cup them and put them into safety.
> Ants ? No problems. Bees ? Never got stung. Bumblebees ? Absolue bros.
>One day, does the usual hero routine but this time it's with a wasp.
>The fucker stings me as soon as possible
>Spent an half-hour crying like a bitch, not understing why an animal would hurt me while I try to save it.
I should thank that wasp. Teached me a lesson about nigger.

>>5037552
cute

I saw this insect, moribund and face up, when I was a kid. My infantile mind did not correctly comprehend its shape, so for many years I thought it was some abomination with horns or perhaps giant chelicerae. I only encountered another one a few months before I turned 18, and then I was able to take a closer look. It was a time when many of my childhood fantasies were shattered, and it was no different for my monster. It's still pretty ugly, though.

>>5037506
Ive saved a ton of wasps over the years, the trick is to use a pool noodle. Once they calm down they're always chill