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Anonymous No.5037572 [Report] >>5037599 >>5037602 >>5037612 >>5037856 >>5037868 >>5037907 >>5038025
How come there are no famous pangolins? Can roll in a ball like sonic can walk on 2 feet so it can hold weapons covered in scales like a dragon fucking badass
Anonymous No.5037599 [Report] >>5037632
>>5037572 (OP)
Not many people know about them for some reason
Anonymous No.5037602 [Report]
>>5037572 (OP)
He’s too shy for fame and that’s ok
Anonymous No.5037612 [Report]
>>5037572 (OP)
because its not furry, normies hate scaled animals
Anonymous No.5037614 [Report]
Even fucking aardvarks have representation with Arthur, Cerebus and that stupid cartoon.
Anonymous No.5037631 [Report]
How does one get famous?
Anonymous No.5037632 [Report] >>5037635
>>5037599
Chinese keep eating them
Anonymous No.5037635 [Report] >>5037641 >>5038215
>>5037632
they good for big dick, strong like tiger
Anonymous No.5037641 [Report] >>5038264
>>5037635
I'm getting mixed signals from the chinks they are apparently high IQ but the eat ground rhino horns as a cure all
Anonymous No.5037856 [Report]
>>5037572 (OP)
featherless biped
Anonymous No.5037868 [Report]
>>5037572 (OP)
sonic's fuckin gay m8
Anonymous No.5037907 [Report]
>>5037572 (OP)
it looks like every creature i make in spore
Anonymous No.5038025 [Report]
>>5037572 (OP)
Sandshrew and Sandslash are the only famous examples of pangolins just like Sonic with hedgehogs and Perry with platypuses. Hopefully there'll be a big pop-culture breakthrough that will put them on the map more, it's essentially the only ticket for obscure animals into becoming well-known.
Anonymous No.5038215 [Report] >>5038264
>>5037635
I wonder if chinks had normal sized dicks they wouldn't try to eat anything that moved for supposedly aphrodisiac properties
Anonymous No.5038264 [Report]
>>5038215
""""Traditional"""" Chinese Medicine" isn't very traditional. Sure there was some trade in dragon bone and such, traditionally, but lots of the stuff that they import for this purpose wasn't traditionally available (like totoaba swim bladder) to the chinese witchdoctors. No, the communists made a decision in the 50s that encouraging quackery was cheaper than actually providing the medical care promised by Marxist Leninism that they were rebranding under Mao, and the Party has been inventing new rare traditional qi filled animals to grind up for cancer cures and dick pills ever since.
>>5037641
If you buy the Party line on the average intelligence of Chinese students, ask yourself why they have to cheat so hard to get degrees when they come to the West? Or why they get caught paying westerners to take entrance exams for them before they even come to the west to cheat their way to a degree?

Plenty of them are smart, but that's a numbers game, there's over a billion of them.