Thread 5038346

Horse General

I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND I CAN HEAR THEM NEIGHING ALL THE TIME AND PULLING MY BRAIN IN MY SLEEP HELP

Thread that lay down for even a second >>5020957

I've joined the college horse riding club. Been only twice on a horse beforehand and hopefully someone will teach me riding soon.

Downloaded a horse scanner app and scanned myself. Apparently I am a percheron.

Really excited about my horse future.

>>5038359
I wasn't even given the rank of horse.

>>5038359
Hmm you look like Cool Spot to me

How based is this?

Caparison, simply because I can.

>>5038402
The audience ruins the aura.

>>5038408
Noted & here you go.

>>5038408
Here's another one.

>>5038408
And 3rd time's the charm!

>>5038408
Or, in this case 4rd due to me being a tard.

They are coming.

>>5038469
Imagine smell

>>5038337
Holy shit bros they are doing the pose
https://manebooru.art/images/150015

>>5038522
how many mlp boorus are there

>>5038546
About tree fitty

>>5038348
>>5038349
Every time I see a horse in a house all I can think of is how bad it would be if they took a big dump on the carpet

>>5038420
I like how the horse is in the battle fury mode too.

>>5038469
I wish the done the opening plane scene of the dark knight rises with an all horse cast.

>>5038560
There's special training you can do to ask them not to do that.

>>5038479
No thanks

>>5038585
>Ask them not to do that
I don't think that works

>>5038588
Not without the special training.

>>5038589
I dont even think theres a special training to stop them from eating for fingers

>>5038591
The special training lets you ask them to stop any unwanted behaviour. They never listen but after a six week intensive horse course they will perfectly understand your pleas while they completely ignore them.

>>5038416
Super cool pics. TY anon

I like donkeys more

>>5038783
hinnys and mules let you have the best of both worlds!

>>5038546
Eight.
derpibooru.org
twibooru.org
ponerpics.org
ponybooru.org
manebooru.art
tantabus.ai
lyrabooru.org
booru.foalcon.com

>>5038829
>lyrabooru
My cock is on page 1

>>5038836
Why tho?

>>5038845
I was horny

>>5038846
Please, don't.

>>5038851
It's going to happen again and again. Has to happen.

I found an old collage from when I rode horses on both hemispheres in the same month.

>>5038369
I was going to bike there tomorrow, they've got special ponies?

>>5039060
Yes, they're extremely endangered so please, do not any of the ponies.

>>5038829
>booru.foalcon.com
No thanks.
>>5038859
How was it going from hot to cold so quickly?
>>5039147
Then how are you going to make more, silly?

>>5039252
I had to go to Iceland on troll business and rode one of the tiny strong horses then went to Australia the next month and I'm still here on a Yowie stakeout. Thankfully we stopped the complete collapse of the troll population so they'll live for another four hundred years on the island. The horse was nice too. Threw me off because of The Fear.

>>5039261
holy shit that's the cutest honse image I've ever seen

>>5039263
Horses like their tiny friends.

>>5039264
Truly blessed & I HAVE to post the meme, in agreement.

>>5039264
Nobody really knows where their tiny friends come from. Sometimes we show up and there is some ectoplasm and a smaller horse.

today i rode a horse for the first time in my life
i was rather bad at it, even with the instructor, i had a hard time controlling the thoroughbred
but i'm going again soon because i liked it. any advice on how to handle and communicate with the horse?

>>5039481
Spend some time with the horse beforehand so you don't have any nervous energy. You steer with your feet and it's opposite controls. Heels down and activate hover.

>>5039501
Can you train a horse for inverted Y?

>>5039564
You have to start from foal but probably

>>5038348
You and your horse gf at a motel?
Captcha: MOMMWY

>>5038346 (OP)
Very spooky, gives off The Ring vibes.

Do you guys think these guys would be horse enthusiasts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OWqz5FMEY0

>>5039762
Reminder that this will be deleted while anti cat threads go untouched

>>5040194
>anti-cat threads
Let me guess
They're not actually anti-cat but they said you keep the litterbox in the wrong room and cats aren't unconditionally superior to dogs

What are some government jobs that you get to go round and horse?

>>5040302
Go and find a blm job about feral American horses. Blackie used to be one.

>>5040335
Let this be a lesson to not eat all of the hay

Moar art from SHP incoming.

>>5040196
Meds, anti cat schizo

>>5040629
A truly schizophrenic post. Very well done, sir.

Anyone else watch the All American today

>>5040196
>he hasn't gotten catschizo's memo
He thinks jews are slandering cats to suppress a nascent bastet cult that will kill yahweh. Yes, really.

No way could the passive, resource conserving, solitary animal not actually be a hyperactive, hyperintelligent genocide machine and merely be on the receiving end of some mythology because it's cute and humans want to excuse keeping it around.

It's got to be some alternate history bullshit where jews are at war with an irrelevant egyptian good luck demon

He's actually the biggest retard on /x/. We thought he was a /sci/ reject, but nope.

>>5040755
See>>5040631

>>5040629
>>5040631
>>5040755
>>5040774
This is the horse thread, sirs.

>>5040591
>>5040593
>>5040595
Every time it improves. I like the kelpie.

Milky bump!

>>5041660
Too based, i kneel

>>5041660
Unf

>>5041660
gib milk

>>5041660
based retard
>bafang
please get better taste

>>5041716
>t. contrarian

What did I miss

>>5041732
install 4chan-xt browser extension, or check the archvies

>>5041732
I wish the milkmare would deliver my milk in the morning. I wish the milkmare would deliver my milk when I'm yawning.

>>5041767
Is that juicy eye vein so they can cry harder than any other animal?

>>5041717
not at all he's overrated as fuck just like shinodage
>>5041732
mlp porn

>>5041716
thebatfang is based though. Name a better artist I'll wait.

>>5041943
Nording and maremagnet are the first to spring into my mind. though I'm sure with more time I could absolutely compile a more comprehensive list. being based doesn't mean batfang isn't overrated nor does being overrated mean his art is shit either. my main problem is people who worship him like he's a god and treat him like he's the only artist in the fandom worth a fuck when that isn't true there is plenty of equally technically skilled artists in the fandom.

>>5041943
Thebatfag is great but to your question, arareroll is arguably better.

>>5041959
NTA but if you're gonna beat your meat to horsey ponies the least you could do is etheross or mecurial64 at least their ponies don't look like abominable demons from the deepest darkest pits of hell and they mog arareroll skill wise every day of the week. honorable mention to PaskaNaakka he does horsey ponies quite well.

>>5041966
Oh I forgot about mecurial64, yes I'd agree. Etheross too but I thought he stopped doing equines and just does scalie shit now.
However, none of this is for meat beating, I am simply a classy equine enjoyer, indeed.

>>5041969
I can respect that

>>5041943
>hermaeus_herxes
>welost
>aer0 zer0
>clopician
>>5041966
>mercurial64
Good one

For research purposes only, of course

>>5041979
>clopician
maybe if you like ugly faces

>>5041979
>welost
>aer0 zer0
Objectively inferior off model slop

>>5041991
More for me

>>5041979
Typo
Hermaus xerxes

>>5041880
>gets called a contrarian
>denies it by listing popularity as the reason they don’t like something
Nice job proving my point, retard. You just don't like that they're popular. I could sit here for hours listing reasons I don't like welost or aer0 zer0 without once mentioning that they're overrated, because I'm not a contrarian faggot who decides what I like based on how many other people also like it. You have the mentality of the average /v/tard.

Who would have guessed that this would be the only argument to ever occur on the horse gen. Lol.

>>5042109
>horse general
>argument about who loves horses more
Lmao.

>>5042118
Porn = lust != love

>>5042105
I never said I disliked his art or even dislike him for being popular, chill out with the asspulls there bro you might rip out something important most likely your brain with how deep your reaching. hell I got plenty of his stuff in my sfw pony folder I mostly prefer his simpler sfw art even then not all of it hits the spot for me and it has nothing to do with the technical quality of the art. I don't care about his porn at all and I don't care for the art style or the scenarios he makes it just doesn't appeal to me at all personally. me saying someones art is overrated isn't a personal attack on you or the artist in question nor does it imply I think something is shit. it's just a simple statement of my genuine opinion that I think there's better artists out there both technically and from a subjective personal appeal perspective.

this is my last response to you I will not be replying to you at all after this.

>>5042175
Should a true and real horse enjoyer appreciate all forms of sfw horse imagery, or can some part of that be replaced with owning horse figurines?

>>5042165
Reverse the order of your statement

>>5042175
My point is that you're a contrarian faggot.

>>5042179
Love != lust = porn.

>>5042178
I like what I like anon can't help it or change that. perhaps though on the figurines. probably the best choice would be actually owning a honse and sacrificing your minerals to said honse recreationally.

is there a certain breed of horse that has higher intelligence or do all of them have the same probability of freaking the fuck out over random things

>>5042185
Oh yeah, I totally forgot about actually owning a horse. I have one lol. I tried taking another picture of him and he showed me his invisible mind powers. Quite suprising. I didn't expect him to be this powerful yet...

>>5042118
I think that was the exact argument that led to the extinction of the House of York. Ultimately the only way to win that argument is to think about horses so much that you cry all of the water out of your body.

>>5042212
It varies horse to horse. I know a cob that is used to help disabled and mentally deranged kids and he wouldn't react if you set off a grenade next to him and gets his ears and eyes yanked on and can tell if someone is autistic at 100 paces and is more forgiving. He was an interesting creature. I always treated spookyness as a split personality that horses need being prey animals that we wouldn't understand. It's such an important thing to run away extremely fast it's like a sympathetic nervous system reaction rather than wasting the brain to think "oh no, now I must run" so you can't say it's the horse, it's just like taking your hand off the stove doesn't mean you're particularly flighty it's just your SNS. Most every horse is calm and measured when you make them think hard.

>>5042212
the smartest horses i know are mustangs and american qtr horses, but they're all still spring-loaded to run away from a leaf at a moments notice

>>5042212
Training would be better. I recommend looking into the way money carriers were trained.

>>5038359
not sure if intentional or broken

>>5042232
I got a full horse result. You're not a human, are you?

>>5042240
no, i've got four fingers just like everyone else

How do you make the transaction less awkward when you go to the horse store to buy a bucket, carrots, and five bottles of viagra?

I bought these, because uwos lab said they would taste good with frosting. They do taste good, a little unsweet. They also gave me a stomach ache. :( Ithink it's the rice bran and oat bran. Maybe the uncooked oats. It might make a good porridge.

>>5042328
No condoms?

>>5042353
Try sweet feed. That stuff is kinda good if you want to pretend to be a horse or you're just hungry.

>>5042359
Nah I'm just cheap. I did buy this stuff and it's a good electrolyte powder. It's doesn't taste like apples, and neither did the ivermectin. The enjoy yums did taste slightly like apples.

Horse product sellers are lying!

*I worked at a hospital during covid which is why I used ivermectin. Don't think about it too much

>>5042357
we're trying for foals right now

>>5042380
I hope you won't grow snout from that stuff

I think the horses are satisfied with my quilt repairs
The next logical step is to make fabric horses

>>5042468
Horse intercom?

>>5042480
R u fem?

>>5042484
where do you think we are?

>>5042533
Aquatic equine quilt weaving forum?

>>5042480
Thought I had the same thread open twice

>>5038479
I've got a cowboy church near me as well. I see people taking their horses in small stock trailers there occasionally. I don't really know what they do with them there. I assume they ride around and talk about Lorde or something.