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Anonymous No.5039814 >>5041304 >>5041335 >>5041399 >>5041427 >>5041678 >>5042346 >>5042413 >>5042429
Why do girls like dobermans /an/?
Anonymous No.5041116
You know why
Anonymous No.5041119
Anonymous No.5041160
not enough love them, judging by what I browsed
Anonymous No.5041304
>>5039814 (OP)
Men also love dobermans judging by
Anonymous No.5041305
Least zoophiliic redditor thread
Anonymous No.5041335
>>5039814 (OP)
I think they look super neat.
I'd totally get one if I was less aware of my own laziness.
I'm sure I'd turn the poor thing into a neurotic fuck.
Anonymous No.5041396
Because of Nicolas Cage
Anonymous No.5041399
>>5039814 (OP)
>finding your gf in the kitchen with your best friend
Anonymous No.5041427 >>5041571
>>5039814 (OP)
All dog owners are like this btw
Anonymous No.5041571 >>5041586 >>5041745 >>5041821
>>5041427
Is there any board on this site where you can read a thread without it having some weak, spiteful retard smearing his shit on it? It's like every other post is just some fat neckbeard trying to make his imaginary enemy feel bad about themselves.
Anonymous No.5041586 >>5041745
>>5041571
This entire thread is some worthless deviant's act of vandalism.

You may have noticed a few of these, like the furfag schizo that larps as a deer.
Anonymous No.5041678 >>5041724 >>5041725 >>5041939
>>5039814 (OP)
You need to understand something about Dobermans, my friend. It isn't merely the silky texture of the fur and the occasional sticky icky pull of the skin against the girl's back and thighs as the athletic, human-sized Doberman pumps away. It's not the Platonic ideal of a knot that the Doberman awkwardly yelps and whines over as it steadily drools watery fresh semen into your suburban lady's rancid infected cunt.
For us Doberman owners, the true gem that we obsess over and cannot resist is the breed's meaty, pronounced, elastic sphincter.
There simply is no dog anus, nothing you will ever find whether you rape Labrador Retrievers, Irish Setters or even the American household's favorite sexual plaything, the Weimarer, that matches that tug and suction of the Doberman's puckered sphincter as you plunge your circumcised 5.5" Ole Smokey deep, deep into your furby's quivering innards. No underaged nympho fuckmeat in the deepest armpit of Southeast Asia, no biker-shard-overdosing transsexual on the lower Eastside, no dememntia-ridden quadriplegic in the care home striving to recapture the forbidden joys of her youth, will ever come close to the tuned, puckered perfection of penetrative rectal intercourse with your best friend the Doberman.
Anonymous No.5041724 >>5041725 >>5041742
>>5041678
this is the first time ive been to this board, this is the first thing I read
Anonymous No.5041725 >>5041745
>>5041678
>>5041724
I can guarantee you this anon has never had sex or been around anyone with any degree of wealth to own a Doberman to begin with
Anonymous No.5041742
>>5041724
t. weimarer
Anonymous No.5041745 >>5041889
>>5041586
>>5041571
>>5041725

Seethe more, kikes
Anonymous No.5041789
Bump

Very important topic
Anonymous No.5041821
>>5041571
weak, spiteful retard shit-smearing website, get out newfag
Anonymous No.5041889 >>5041903 >>5041934
>>5041745
thanks for confirming who is posting this shit. the usual suspect.
Anonymous No.5041903
>>5041889
Back2ribbit, fag
Anonymous No.5041926
I noticed a lot of gay men into pet play go for gear that matches the aesthetic of them as well.
Anonymous No.5041934 >>5042281 >>5042376
>>5041889
Basically all anti-dog shit is just one guy, every accusation that some mid cat factoid (ie: they're safer indoors) is "anti cat propaganda", and all the gross zoophile shit is that same guy trying to force his narrative that dog owners = dog fuckers. You can tell because he is literally incapable of not bringing up jews/bots/mossad/eglin eventually.

I'm somewhat certain he's a repressing zoophile.
Anonymous No.5041939 >>5041961
>>5041678
Hi dangerdoberman. long time no see.
Anonymous No.5041961
>>5041939
bad artist
Anonymous No.5042281 >>5042347 >>5042376
>>5041934
Is that the same freak that ban evaded to spam ai generated dog porn on the dog general in hopes of getting it pruned
Anonymous No.5042346
>>5039814 (OP)
Take the dog pill, young feller.
Anonymous No.5042347
>>5042281
He got banned twice again a few days ago for posting a thread with a husky getting raped (twice)
Anonymous No.5042376
>>5041934
>>5042281
Sounds Jewish
Anonymous No.5042399 >>5042401 >>5042415
why did the other thread about cute doggos get deleted
Anonymous No.5042401 >>5042404 >>5042415
>>5042399
dog lovers
Anonymous No.5042404 >>5042409
>>5042401
Gorgeous !
The one i just posted is 3 years old, its my neighbour's.
Cute and chill lad but those dogs can look scary sometimes
Anonymous No.5042409 >>5042415
>>5042404
this one isn't mine either, i wish owners would stop mutilating their pets its not only dangerous it makes me have to crop the image
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.5042413
>>5039814 (OP)
Anonymous No.5042415
>>5042409
>>5042401
>>5042399
I like dobermans. I always want to pet them when I see them at the farmers market. I think they're cuter with floppy ears and an undocked tail.
Anonymous No.5042429 >>5042444
>>5039814 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ
Anonymous No.5042444
>>5042429
he looks israeli