Thread 5040597

Would you visit Wasp World?

Or are you more of a Hornetland kind of person?

>>5040597 (OP)
A small price to pay to visit melting loli café

>>5040597 (OP)
That's so old-fashioned. Kids these days want the thrill and excitement of the Brown Recluse Refuge Indoor Playground.

Wasps are fucking cool, you can just walk up to one and give it sugar and it'll become your BFF. Hornets are also cuddly but a bit skittish.

>>5040968
I hear many tales about how they're docile if you bargain with them, apparently they recognise faces.

>>5041009
The cold also helps with the process

There appeared a carpenter bee in my garden and all the wasps fucked off real quick including me thinking it was a hornet but looked like a giant bee and it buzzed really heavy.
Wasps usually roam around my cat nest probably eat cat food idk

>>5040597 (OP)
>go to wasp world
>have to move slow as fuck like you're doing tai-chi to avoid being nuked by the yellow bastards
>some wasps are bound to enter your nose or ear orifices anyways at which point you'll start dancing and get stung
>10/10 would still go though

>>5041020
wtf anon how you got yourself a pet wasp

>>5041094
Wish I had some blue ones here, the violet (more or less deep black) type looks evil. They sound more like bumblebees than hornets. The wasps don't eat the meat, they bring it to the larvae. I leave some soft meat for them to cut up, it's quite entertaining to watch, especially those who take too much and then can't take off, then roll around with it frustrated.

>>5041094
All girls love simple sugar syrup!

>>5041020
Blessed post

>>5041020
The wasp whisperer?!

>>5041137
>>5041315
(You) can do it too!

I've got a wasps nest outside my window and whenever I leave it open over night I get about 5 wasps in my bathroom. I've tried offering them sugar water but they don't seem interested, and they just spontaneously die after a day or so if I don't chase them back out.

>>5042213
In summer they're way more interested in meat and unless very hungry will ignore the sugar. Maybe the nest's proximity makes getting out a higher priority. They also really suck at getting out