Thread 5040990

A thread about adorable killing machines

>>5041008
and?

Are coyotes wolves?

>>5041025
Yes, of course we are

>>5040994
>tfw no cookie

how unwolf

I love how they lose interest as soon as they destroy their toy.

>>5041559
White wolf, wise wolf.

W O L F E R M E L O N

>>5041559
jej my granddad had two huskies and they were the same. no fetch, no games with toys, they just destroyed and got bored. they'd solve any food puzzle with dilligence tho.

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>>5040991
I want nothing more in life than a wifwolf to cook me breakfast.

>>5040991
Is it raw meat again?

>>5041824
>>5040990 (OP)
I love the how the clear pinpoint pupils tell you exactly where they are looking. Really astute predator eyes. There is something special there.

>>5041967
Wolves and huskies both use gaze communication

Brown eyed dogs can't

What do wolves smell like

>>5042192
Let's consult the experts

TLDR: "Addictively good"

awoo

how do you reliably not get murdered by these? beat the shit out of them every once in a while?

>>5041973
That wolf has brown eyes though. Unless I'm misunderstanding what you're saying.

>>5046270
Treat them right, feed them, pet them, respect their space. Do you think cavemen beat the wolves they were trying to befriend?

>>5046332
I figured it was about them eating our scraps and they very gradually got used to us sort of like how crows will follow hunters around.

>>5046332
>Do you think cavemen beat the wolves they were trying to befriend?
Yes, beating into submission is how wolves got domesticated. Hyenas in Africa and Eurasia were too chad to be tamed.

>>5040990 (OP)
They're all mixed with dogs
No pure wolves left

>>5046337
Unlikely because wolves respond to that by fucking killing you.

Remember cavemen were higher T and reactive aggression is an estrogenic behavior. They were firm but not savage and knew when and when not to escalate.

>>5046466
Not the same guy but this is fun, I think it's pretty obvious they adopted cubs in order to raise them and that's probably because they realized if this evil killer thing was on their side they would become unstoppable.

But then I agree with him, I suppose there were many deaths(as in the wolf killing some of the kids or adults around) and several beatings from humans in order for them to grow to respect and fear us.

>>5046336
The Dingo's behavior supports this theory.

>>5046678
Beatings again, just make wolves beat you back.

Rather than resulting in submission such beatings could only possibly result in death, eliminating such wolves from the gene pool entirely.

>>5040991
Hey kid, I'm your grandma now. Where do I keep the baking sheets for dog cookies?

>>5042193
>loamier
a word

>>5046865
>>5046332
Think you went from one extreme to another. there is a difference between viciously beating something and corrective punishment now and then. hell wolves do it to other wolves when they get out of line.

>>5048307
and wolves learn to be aggressive as fuck that way

>>5048308
yah if you slit their tendons or some shit, but a smack on the head when someones getting a bit nippy is fine. no different from weaning. shows whats acceptable and whats not.

spooky season is upon us

Looks like I'll be breeding Anya to a wolf dog. The poll I posted has wolf dogs winning.

>>5043517
>>5041680
why do the wolfs eat the melon?

>>5052575
It tastes good

>>5052702
What do wolves taste like?

>>5052799
Chicken

Did you know the majority of captive wolves and a non-negligible portion of rewilded packs are at least 1/4 dog?

If you look closely you can clearly see the husky/german shepherd DNA

>>5055001
don't really have a problem with this to help genetic health as long as it's from wolf-like dog breeds and 0% shitbull.
high-content wolfdogs are fucking majestic

>>5052358
Based

>>5040991
silly animal, defeated by a small door.

>>5055129
What do you think about the combination of a wolf and a Doberman?

>>5055530
Wolferman? Dobolf? Cute and fluffy, I want to give him a hug.

>>5055530
What would be its advantages?

>>5042193
>lemon cookies
>popcorn-like finish
when food is scarce, wolves are known to consume their own feet because of the smell.

This is just a dog general for a specific breed of dog that lives in the wild.

>>5056059
It's sadly one of several canid-related zoophile generals here

>>5056133
rent free

>>5056133
Whatever you do, dont look up what cat people do when their cats are in heat.

>>5056133
This

>>5056157
>Cats live rent free in his head
Oof

>>5048306
loam as in soil, loam silt sand,
loamy
loamier

>5055180
samefag

>>5056193
Wolf has a present for me, what's inside?

>>5056450
Meat

>>5055388
>>5055383
>>5055382
>>5055379
how do wolf know what pumpkins is

>>5040990 (OP)
I'd fuck the shit outta that dog tho ngl

>>5055530
>cropped ears
Terrible.

>>5057562
Not really. It doesnt effect them whatsoever and they dont feel it. Think of it as tribal humans doing the same ritualistic cosmetic stuff for their tribesman as tradition. Same thing. Our tradition is beautifying.

>>5057744
It's like an earpiercing. It effects nothing, they wouldnt care if they had it or not.

>>5055129
Wolfdogs are more aggressive than wolves regardless of dog breed

>>5055530
Hound of hell

>>5055530
acceptable as long as you call it a Wolfman

>>5055530
Absolute abomination.

>>5057224
god damnit not rabbits again
i like rabbits why the fuck does he keep doing this

Bump for wolf

>>5057864
Death from Puss in Boots?

>>5055530
What about the combination of wolf and poodle?

>>5057744
>>5057745
>justifying mutilation

>>5040990 (OP)
I'd STILL fuck the shit out of this dog

>>5061633
based?

>>5061623
Abomination, T4 that thing.

>>5061633
That's not a dog slave
You'd get your throat ripped out if you tried anything