Thread 5044511

Fil de discussion officiel sur les chiens sur 4chan
édition des beaux-arts —【 photographie de chien 】

/dog/ approved leash law compliance and sporting gear:
https://www.alpineoutfitters.net/
https://www.mtnridge.com/DOG-APPAREL_c_34.html

/dog/ car safety:
https://www.centerforpetsafety.org/test-results/harnesses/cps-approved-harnesses/

/dog/ approved training:
https://avsab.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/AVSAB-Humane-Dog-Training-Position-Statement-2021.pdf
https://aggressivedog.com/
https://www.youtube.com/@TrainingPositive
https://www.youtube.com/@kikopup
https://www.youtube.com/c/SimpawticoDogTraining
https://www.youtube.com/c/SusanGarrett
/dog/ disapproved training (AVOID!): Barbara Streisand

Quality dog food reviews here: https://files.catbox.moe/4qbv21.zip

Cat thread: >>5033791

>>5044511 (OP)
I love german shepherds, science, laboratory equipment, cooking French meals, and gay anal sex

What do you feed your dogs on their birthday?

>>5044517
trazodone

>>5044517
i'd like to feed YOU something

>your dog
>implying
that's his uncle's dog

>>5044523
What?
>>5044524
Feed me what?
>>5044541
How does this food give her tetanus?

>>5044545
Wrong. He is Ken Rockwell and he started a dog walking/sitting business to help his growing family.

>>5044549
he was talking about the op image dumbass, not your shit cooking

>>5044557
>this

>>5044554
My apologies.
>>5044541
You don't get tetanus from licking metal. You get it from any old cut.
>>5044557
based

>>5044573
you shouldn't apologise to me, you should to the dog you fed that slop to

>>5044576
It's literally something a millionaire would cook and eat.

>>5044511 (OP)
You should do this to another camera. A modern DSLR. Not a gross mirrorless.

>>5044578
>asmongold
>millionaire
millions on heroin addiction, sure.

>>5044579
Id only redo it if the nice tongue guy pays me for it. I think film leicas are pretty cool and fun cameras, but the digital ones are pretty meh.

after deep consideration, i will be taking my own life

>>5044587
skill issue

>>5044586
What's your price?

>>5044585
Most popular political Twitch Streamer.

>>5044588
fuck my boricua ass

>>5044589
Depends on the package you want. Medium format digital starts at 250
4x5 film starts at 450
8x10 film starts at 650

>>5044589
I can also take pics too if you want. They won't be as good as leo. but free is a nice price regardless.

>>5044591
not even in top 3 most popular

>>5044604
>white male
>husky
every time

>>5044587
Why are dog owners like this

>>5044670
hopefully its the anyabuser

>>5044674
You wish.

Look how proud she is!

>>5044683
you wish your shit threads would get replies

>>5044721
Yeah. Oh well.

>>5044696
Very good boy

>>5044696
>Jäger

I want panda

Ugh…

Any tips for a Border Collie?
I BEGGED my mom NOT to get one, to get something lower-energy but she went and adopted this 1yr old BC anyway.

.. I take the dog on my runs every evening (~4km) to try and tire the poor thing out but I can tell she's still bored and miserable.

We have a small yard, and my mom is retired (only person who is at home most the day). I'm usually only back around ~6PM.

>>5044795
hey buddy. can you find a new copypasta to spam? this one is more stale than hillary clinton's vagina

>>5044795
meanwhile
>at dog park
>get pushed in the leg
>shitbull goes right through my pants, and eats my treat bag
:))))

i really fucking love how staying at any dog park past 15 minutes is just dog hell with human cliques but more excruciating, absolute genius idea giving dog people public spaces.

>>5044801
Dog parks are pretty rad desu. Got an park as a puppy owner and a crazy guy pepper sprayed the entire park, incredible stuff

>>5044798
>copypasta
fucking where?
god /dog/ is such a worthless thread eat my ass

>>5044805
You don’t know what you’ve done.

>>5044805
It's two guys from some shitty telegram trying to kill it

>>5044795
Running does not tire out dogs. Any dogs. If your dog is tired after a run or a hike they are injured. Stop and let them rest for a month before you ruin your dogs life. Dogs can run up and down mountains for far longer than any human being.

Buy them food puzzles and do scentwork.

>>5044810
>it’s da ‘gram
KEEEEK this is literally how the incels on here think. You won’t do SHIT, you little weak impotent huskypaco.

Ngl I'm feeling close and valuing my life a lot less lately

>5044813
nobody asked

I just wish we could all be friends again

>>5044810
yeah i can see. those guys have no life and apparently one of the husky posters mindbroke them.

>>5044813
Try to live laugh and love. It may cure your depression. Try to spend time outside everyday also. :D

>>5044817
>implying

>>5044815
I can be your friend.

>>5044823
Is she really a husky?

>>5044795
exercising her more isn't gonna magically make her lower energy, she probably gets enough physical exercise maybe she needs mental exercise (training, puzzles, games), they're about the smartest breed out there after all.
are you sure she's actually bored and miserable? bored young dogs are destructive dickheads, if she's just sleeping around a lot then she's probably fine, happy even.

...

>>5044683
Based anyachad

husky doo 'em kek

>>5044974
samefagging or one of the discord dog rapist

>>5044984
It talks to itself because no one else will

>5044984
>t.

>>5044817
Yep. It's literally 24/7.

/dog/ doxed a zoophile and now the zoophiles are dead set on shitting up /dog/ while concurrently begging the mods to move it to /trash/. They will go as far as shitting it up with zooshit and larping as the regulars on /trash/ and then crosslinking it for attention.

>they don't know
'cordgang runs this shit

Any husky owners in this thread know how to get rid of the old white/yellow fur?

>>5045018
i hope that dog washes his paws after touching an animal

>>5045020
Shut up Timmy.

>>5045018
Chris christenson white on white shampoo and conditioner

>>5044792
GET THAT DOG ON A DIET NOW

>>5045018
most white dogs are actually a very diluted shade of platinum blonde. you can tell if your dog is truly white if their eye rims/nose lack pigment, if they are dark then your dog is just a diluted blonde

>>5045028
Same with horses.

Dripping husky cookie

>>5044930
50%
>>5044974
thx Leto
>>5044987
But bro. We've been here for half a decade. Like it or not, we are just as much apart of /dog/ as you are.

>>5045054
And soon you will be part of the dirt in central texas

Soon Anyafag will be interviewed by laredo police regarding a photo of his dog with semen on her face
Shortly after, his corpse will be decaying somewhere in the desert a short walk from his truck
Cause of death, self inflicted gunshot wound to the head (brainstem miss, prolonged expiration)

It's coming and we all know it
He gloats with photo evidence of his dog killing his neighbors cat, he posts stories about raping his horse and photos of his dog being sexually abused
His eventual suicide is guaranteed

>>5045054
You have been gloating about raping animals for half a decade.

During this time, multiple tips have been filed with the laredo police department

After your little cat stint on /trash/ I have received confirmation that there is a case on you

You ARE going to kill yourself when you realize your conviction is going to make the news. if you don't, the inmates are going to end your life regardless.

>>5045091
hope anya doesn't get put down when it happens but animals that are highly abused usually are sadly

>>5045091
>if you don't, the inmates are going to end your life regardless.
>implying I didn't make friends when I was in jail for a bit
>>5045093
Probably not. They only put down the dogs who aren't good with strangers.

anyafag is the single worst human being on all of 4chan
he has been raping horses and networking with zoophiles far before he came here
he already had two horses he rapes (pic related and a gelding named blacky) in addition to buying anya specifically to groom her for sex
*blacky: https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/an/image/1715/30/1715304703086.jpg
he also made a thread here where he caught a random cat, and then a thread on /ck/ where he butchered and ate the same cat, but i cant find this right now
here's an incident where desuarchive deleted evidence of one of his crimes!
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4600997/#4603130
this could have gotten him arrested, fast, especially if 4chan admins still cooperate with law enforcement. jesus fuck.

AO3: A_S_Gregory
Reddit: Affectionate-Rub5176
imgur.com/a/y09s3EL (face unconfirmed)
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4869838/#4871443 (WTF BRO)

he lives near laredo, texas. if you know anything, or are just in the area, tell the police there. in person. save this post if you do.

>>5045095
pic related

If you are driving in the laredo area and recognize this horse, note the address and show all of this information to the police in person.

Get a photo of him and his dog if you can.

>>5045094
>I made friends surely they'll stay friends
When they find out what you're in for, you're getting shanked

I've said it multipe times that, that dude you doxed isn't me. But nobody belives me, and now, a fellow Asmongolden is going to pay the price.

>>5045094
i dont think a highly abused dog would be good with strangers, its a shame but she'll have to be euthanized when dumbass is caught

>>5045098
Its true, it says face unconfirmed

You could help the poor guy out by doxing yourself, turning yourself in, and just taking the misdemeanor animal cruelty charge and lose the horses before you escalate to something worse

Otherwise you’re future is that of a suicide victim rotting in the deset when the cops get you for actually fucking an animal instead of just killing your neighbors cat and jizzing on a dog

Rest in peace Charlie Kirk.

>>5045119
lol nice b8.
>>5045121
Assuming a lot of things about me. It's true that it sucks for him. But I don't see why I should take a bullet for your guys mistake. Did you even look to see if he got arrested before?

>>5045135
its not b8 retard, You will be the reason your dog dies

what do you guys feed your pooch? i've been stuck in a dog food rabbit hole reading this never ending debate between rawfags, WSAVAfags, and cookfags and i see no clear winner

here's my guy btw, it pains me to see him hate eating his meals, eating is supposed to be fun not a chore

>>5045149
BIXBI Liberty

>>5045149
*i should mention he's currently on Royal Canin, i think he just hates kibble in general though i've tested a few different brands with him
it's annoying because if you google ANYTHING outside of the big 3 WSAVA kibble brands (RC/Purina/Hills) you get a wall of reddit dog moms saying anything outside those options are gonna kill your dog

>>5045153
kibble does kill your dog, but who cares anyway?

>>5045149
Cook! Freeze leftovers for later. Taste of the wild is what I feed Anya.
>>5045153
Have you thought of spicing up from time to time with something like Merrick dog food freeze dried, or toppers? Even a half cooked gooey egg added on can make all but the pickiest of dogs interested in their kibble.

>>5045159
yep, spoonful of wet canned food as a topper and a crumbled up freeze dried nugget mixed in (rotate flavors on both). helps a little, but he usually just leaves a bunch of kibble and expertly extracts all the good stuff.
egg could work though, since that'd coat the kibble and he can't eat around it.
>>5045155
i care, i prefer my dog alive

>>5045159
the taste of a cat you abused
ftfy

>>5045165
Probrem?

You know it's also pretty funny when he is just completely ignored.

why does he do it?

>>5045018
give it back jamal

You guys DON’T eat cats?

>>5045153
Oh my heckin' science!! You must feed your dog WSAVA only dogfood! Or you're committing a heckin science crime! If you don't listen to the big corpo brands who pay vets to label their food product as "The Best™" you're basically a fascist.

I love WSAVA, huskies, guitars, science, Nintendo, and Goodfellas.

>>5045349
Is that why they call you Billy jigsaw?

I love huskies, racism, small government, bullpup .308s, 10mm auto, repealing the NFA, v-twins, ted nugent, israel, steak, and griddles.

Huskydoo em!

>>5045355
>bullpup .308s
ISHYGDDT

>>5045362
Don’t be an antisemite. The tavor in 7.62 NATO is israel’s finest creation.

>>5045363
>Israel fine creation
Belgium's fal is better

>>5045364
Go, enjoy your waffle cannon then. Israeli excellence isn’t for everybody.

>>5045368
more countries use the fal than your shitpup even now

shitpups kek

>>5045374
most countries aren’t g-d’s chosen people either

>>5045356
Wtf I hate huskies now

>>5045478
>t.

Grocery outlet has good deals on some pretty high quality dog food if you keep an eye out.

Lots of false flag attacks occurring in this thread.

inspect ‘em!

that chubby husky

that stinky puppy

heather :)

ugh

i need nu

>>5044696
chickens are weird. My chickens don't really care about my dogs and don't seem bothered being around them. However I was watching a friend's dog and when he was out there the chickens avoided him and would scream if it got too close.

time to leave my dog in his cage for most of the day because he wanted to eat toilet paper. Despite me getting up extra early to take him for an hour walk followed by a mentally stimulating training session!! He'll learn that his actions have consequences and those consequences are restriction of freedom~

>>5045663
dogs aren't like cats that are our absolute inferiors and must be managed like the dumb automatons they are. dogs are highly intelligent and empathetic beings and do best when treated reasonably. dogs are so close to us, they're actually smarter than some humans such as abbos and politicians

just show them the toilet paper and tell them "no, bad dog". otherwise they're just going to get worse to spite you, and when you lash out in anger you'll break their trust for life and they'll only ever be happy to see other people... or worse, secretly misanthropic and actively plotting revenge against humanity

>>5045669
I only left him in his cage for 2 minutes because I recollected on the situation and realized I'm an asshole.

>>5045669
confining your dog and removing attention from them is like the only acceptable form of punishment, don't stretch it out though

>>5045673
a few minutes usually gets the message across
unless you only noticed the TP hours after the crime was committed, then he has no idea why he went to jail for a few minutes

>>5045673
That's good bro, he's just a dog and doesn't understand that destroying the toilet paper is bad

Fuck it's so depressing I'm only getting to spend like 60% of my life with my dog because I have to go to work for 40 hours a week. My wife gets to spend all her time with him so at least he never has to be alone. Honestly he might get some separation anxiety but I never want to have to leave him anyway. I wish I could bring him to work but he just wants to play and doesn't understand I have shit to do

>>5045698
Also check it out, that pic was yesterday at about 8 months but this pic is when he was just barely 2 months old, he's such a big boy now. Wish I could go and relive the first months of his life when he was so small.

She looked funny in this moment. Thought Id share.

>>5045698
Quit your job and become a cowboy, easy

Just saw a Fox chasing an orange cat.

>>5045729
Clean your house

I combed and brushed her. She has become exceptionally soft and fluffy.

>>5045832
Cute. She looks like your hands would get swallowed by fluff when petting.

>thinking about a golden
Outside of daily walks or hikes/an empty field close by, how should I keep the dog entertained while at home? I wouldn't want it getting bored.

>>5045830
Bulgarian special twig keeps the spirits from sneaking around the house. Please understand.

>>5045862
Every day twig gets stuck to her ass. Good dog helping to ward evil spirits.
A twig on floor is better than spirits in home. Very good saying from old country.

>>5045868
Based dog

Vote for me for janitor. If elected, I will expose all IPs of the zoophiles and send party vans to round them up for prison.

>the pork of siberia thought he stood a chance against the finest velvet ears
natural selection

10 mile hike with Bruce

>>5046112
>filename
dang, so it was anyamolestor downloading images from his signal zoophile ring and pretending to own another dog for likes.

>>5046333
I don't know what you're talking about, i just send the image from my phone to myself over signal so i could get it on my computer

>>5046359
least retarded australian

>>5046360
Well i'm out doing mad hikes with my dog while you're seething

>>5046362
sneed

>>5046362
Based.

>>5046362
Why are you hiking mad
Sounds uncomfortable

>>5046112
I live in hot disgusting flat swamp poo poo land and have a pit mix, giwtwm

>>5046366
Years of posting on 4chan have taught him to relish his anger

>Dog constantly picking on my other dog
>He ignores me when I tell him to knock it off
How do I stop this? It's really making me hate him. The other dog can be minding his own business then he gets jumped because my one dog stiffens up and runs at him pushing him over. When he stiffens up I tell him to knock it off but I'm ignored. Don't make me have to buy a prong and go dude bro alpha dog trainer on this guy.

>>5046472
I would smack my dog if he did that. Let him know it's not acceptable at all

>>5046472
Physically remove the asshole from the situation

>dog poops in neighbor's yard again
Biodegradable.

>>5044795
>family got Belgian malinous or however it's spelled
>keep them in cages half the day + night because they destroy stuff otherwise (i.e. can't even leave them outside because yard destruction)
It hurts thinking about it.
I'm no PETA guy but I really don't think some people should have pets / certain pets.

>>5045673
>>5045697
I have a long stick I leave inside to stop the roomba from going into a specific open room (there's a rug there and if it goes there the rug gets all the dog hair).
When I brought it in the dog tried to pick up the stick twice, 20 minutes apart. A simple "hey!" and me putting it back and she hasn't done it again.

>>5045835
Honestly I have no idea. Ours seems content to stare out the window but that could just be because there's nothing else to do. Being a dog in general just seems super boring, but then my only hobby is reading so...

>>5046506
From what I hear, those things are like G.S.Ds on meth. You need to be devoted to exercising them and getting their energy out a lot.

>>5045669
Meds, anti cat schizo

>>5045669
Based and sane post.

>>5046786
>starting this again after it was noticed that you vanished and then vegan schizo started losing arguments… again
gonna go feed my dog a steak while my cat watches brb

>>5046810
Seriously based.

>>5046810
I give my cat tiny pieces of steak as well as my dogs. She's semi retarded, so if I don't cut it into tiny pieces she wont eat it.

>>5046810
>>5046823
You still haven't taken your meds

>>5046833
Based doggo putting steak in its place
>fuck off wolf i am 30 times your s-*ACK*
>Shut up ribeye

>>5044511 (OP)
While this thread is up, I want to say that this picture is really special to me.

How do you stop a younger herding dog from nipping an older dog? She's 35 pounds, older one is 18 pounds. The younger one thinks she's playing but the older one doesn't want to. I was thinking of putting bitter apple spray on her back and that will stop her.

>>5045149
I feed my corgo a portion of Royal Canin digestive support kibble for Medium dogs in the morning, and half a pack of whatever Butternut Box wet food we've defrosted for him (mix of flavours covering all meats and fish with veg in). Oh, he also gets a little scoop of fibre with his kibble. Used to be really picky as a pup with his dried grub but he goes for it instantly now, thank fuck

>>5046849
You are the 1%

>>5046935
>99% of people are cringe

>>5046937
and counting

I'm just glad my dog eats whatever I put in front of him.

>>5046849
Im getting ready to send one of my cows off to slaughter, and I'm friends with the guy, so I think I can get him to reserve most of the non-usda allowed organs for dog food and treats. I have a big ass meat grinder that should do the trick.

Why do some (many) dogs attack and try to kill motorcyclists?

I'm a motorcycle courier and many times when I encounter gods they try to kill me and I don't know why. I assume it's the helmet. Often I see people driving with dogs in their car and I see the dog barking at me which must be loud as fuck inside the car/ I've been attacked a few times while delivering so I carry a weapon to protect myself because some of these dogs are quite large and terrifying.

So if anyone had any insights as to why many dogs don't like motorcyclists then please share your knowledge so I may find a prevention rather than using my weapon as a cure.

>>5046993
because dogs can detect evil and motorcycles are evil

alternatively because in your third world country the strays have been neglected for so long they are naturally evolving back into wild animals

>>5046998

^ why are dog people like this? cat people are so much nicer.

>>5047005
Too much dog buttsniffing addles the dog owner's mind

>>5046998
Funny and informative post. Only an overly sensitive person would ever think it is mean.

>>5046998 (You)
>>5047012 (You)
samefag

>>5047005
It's just a thirdie problem mate.

>>5047013
Incorrect, little overly sensitive baby + schizo.

>>5047015
>just trust me bro you're wrong

>>5047016
There are at least two people laughing at you for being wrong.

>>5047017
>i have at least two voices in my head

>>5047018
>pure cope

Accept reality and your life may improve. You are wrong and that is okay. Toughen up a little bit, samefag. ;)

>>5047018
Wait it isn't pure cope, sorry. I was mistaken. It is cope and projection. You are the schizo after all! Haha

>>5047019
>>5047020

^ why are dog people like this? cat people are so much saner.

^samefag confirmed. It really is too easy.

gentlemen, behold
jesus holding a weiner dog

>>5047024
Truly powerful and based imagery.

>>5045926
Where do we vote?

>>5045926
>Anon becomes a janitor
>Suddenly half of /dog/'s regulars stop posting

>>5047095
>implying

>>5047095
Get a new schtick, anti dog schizo. Preferably one that doesnt involve you shitting up this fine dog website.

>>5047165
I should remake that picture, but with my American Showline GSD. Could be pretty good.

That feeling when it’s /dog/ cheese board night

>>5047189
What kind of cheese are you bringing to the board?

>>5047201
Merlot gouda. (My dog is an alcoholic NJ housewife.)

>>5047211
Very good. I will bring Rogue river blue. An american cheese that won best cheese in the world at the 2019 world cheese awards held in bergamo Italy. Beating 3800 other cheeses from all around the world. It makes all the europooreans seethe on /ck/. It is a truly magnificent cheese.

>>5046989
You should get a dehydrator to make treats out of the kidney/liver etc, that's what i do although i have to buy the organs from the store. It's still way cheaper for better quality treats than what you can buy at a pet shop.

>>5047005
dude it would take like 20 seconds to figure out why dogs hate motorbikes, just think about it

Bed time? Nope
Hugs? Nope
Walk? Nope
Food? Nope
Play? Nope

Just want to stand around and hangout? yeah

>>5047234
Yeah Ill be doing that. Lung also makes really good treats if you can get it.

Ill probably do slices and a dehydrated blend using those dog treat silicon mats thst let you make like 300 dog treats at once. I like smaller ones for when Im outside.

>>5047167
>Dog website
Reddit is that way

>>5047235
i think that dogs are full of hatred, like their owners.

Im feeding my dog extra beef and chicken today.

>>5044795
>tire
border collie does not "tire"
it will either run or die

>>5047250
>>5047251
>cat trannies going to /dog/ because their cat thread (reddit) doesn’t give them enough attention
your toxotransmosis general is really that fucking boring, huh

>>5047256
Skill issue

>>5047262
No, I'm here to ask dog owners a serious question: >>5046993

>>5047264
...but sadly god owners are just like their dogs. retarded and full of angsty rage.

>>5047264
>>5047265
ok catredditor

>>5047268
Toxochads make ya seethe dogtranny?

>>5047268
>DUDE REDDIT LMAO
cringe

Dogs carry toxo too.

>>5047269
>>5047270
>>5047271
lol what’s up with that burst of anger, catredditor?

>>5047277
it's a dog thread so when in rome..

>>5047264
>A serious question
You are not a third world motorcycle courier
And if you are
We don't care

If you have stray dogs chasing motorcyclists, you have a societal problem. It has nothing to do with dogs. Blaming dogs would be like blaming humans for the thirdie-specific actions of thirdies.

>>5047287
Who said anything about strays?

>>5047289
A dog that can chase motorcycles is a stray, even if jose from the other side of town feeds it and says its his

>>5047287
>You are not a third world motorcycle courier
That is correct. I live and work in a civilised society full of white people.

>>5047279
total cat death :D

>>5047271
toxo can only reproduce in a cat

everything else is a dead end host unless it is eaten by a cat. the only non-cat animal that carries it is the hyena.

no cats = no toxo.

>>5047290
We have "off-leash" parks here in this civilised country where dog owners can let their dogs off their leash to play in the park. When I ride my motorcycle past these parks some dogs will give chase. I don't consider these dogs to be 'stray' dogs.

And your autism isn't answering my question.

>>5047296
>Catredditor LARP
The imaginary dogs chase you because even the schizophrenic hallucination dogs can smell homosexuality

>>5047298
You are in the 1%.

>>5047301
You’re in the 41%

>>5047307
you're just a fucking schizo freak. i hope your dog mauls you in your sleep.

>>5047307
Gay retard

uh oh cattranny is having another melty

>>5047310
Dog Redditor is having delusions of grandeur again.

id' rather fuck a pussy than a mutt

>>5047308
>>5047309
>>5047311
Seethe catfaggot

>>5047310
Notice the cycle

The console war threads died
Then veganism spam
Vegan schizo lost every argument so now the vegan threads ground to a halt and /dog/ is being spammed

'sall one guy

Similar to a janny, Dog Refditor does it for free.

what would happen if you put the biggest cat and the biggest dog inside a cage to fight to the death? who would win?

It happens when you do it for free for too long.

>>5047316
The dog owner would draw their firearm and put the cat down, open the cage, save their dog, and call the cops

The cat owner would complain about it on the internet

>>5047314
You are so out of your depth and element it’s not even funny.

>>5047314
>'sall one guy
There are only two (2) people using the internet right now. (You) and me, and I'm a bot so really it's just you.

>>5047314
Truth nuke. You can actually see some of anti-dog vegan-schizo's seething via his avatars

https://desuarchive.org/an/search/image/bg7BcB0kFpkmfUuirORuew/
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/image/1kXQHFNk53oGswcm265plQ/
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/image/gN8640TdSYILDQegywuNlA/
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/image/PyWWfIDhCGP14VDz0AxbAQ/
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/image/xH4osZMlrAVdiljGIx53PQ/

'Sall one guy.

>>5047319
classic dognegros have to resort to using weapons

>save their dog
yes, the dog needs to be saved because cats are more based than dogs.

Alejandro seething again.

>>5047324
Dogniggers kek

>>5047324
Like it or not, the ability to use weapons is without equal. But the ability to ally with those who have weapons is close. And the vast majority of armed men prefer their dog to any wild animal.

The theoretical cage fight is a pointless exercise, mental masturbation for those who lost the only game that matters.

>c-cats are based le nobel warriur... durrr....
Tigers are made into rugs. Dogs are elected mayor. Such is the will of man.

>>5047271
Not mine. I make sure she only eats cooked food. :v)

I hope catschizo kills /dog/ so the end result in 50 different dog threads at any given time with catredditors hiding out in their little subreddit

>white male dogfucker on queue
Dogfags kek

>>5047329
>cowardly dog owners need to use an aggressive dog for protection
pussy

Cat website

>>5047334
>criminal complains that people are hard targets because its unfair
people who dislike dogs are notoriously untrustworthy

>>5047332
>doesn't know anyaloster cooked a cat to feed to his dog

>>5047336
dognegroes actually believe this

>>5047336
it's not the dogs that i don't like. it's the """"people"""" who own them and use them for protection (against mild mannered cats).

>>5047332
He’s a mixed race jew

>>5047339
Cats kill 20x more people than pitbulls in first world countries. Sad but true.

>>5047343
Odd of you to omit the global numbers.

>>5047345
The only people dogs are dangerous to deserve it, frankly.

>>5047346
I just tried to deliver a person's food to their door but when they opened the door the dumb dog ran out and tried to attack me for trying to feed it's owner. I didn't deserve this.

>>5047348
>larpuel campost

>>5047349
>if i didn't see it happen then it didn't happen!

>>5047346
>dogfags are sociopaths

>>5047346
female dog owners deserve corrective rape therapy

>>5047353
The owners or the dogs?

>>5047353
Lick my nuts

>>5047353
>CRT
isn’t that when Arabs rape fags to make them more straight? Epic own homo.

>>5047343
Only legit retards believe this

>>5047357
Its an actual CDC statistic

Pitbulls: 40-30
Toxo: 750 + fetal deaths

>>5047361
don't bring a dog to a catfight

Why do they make homosexuals seethe?

>>5047374
Is that meant to be a husky?

>another of catredditor’s cats got eaten by a dog (a very based dog)
she comes here to impotently seethe at dogs every time that happens

>>5047375
Yes of course.

My two dogs got into a fight. They were playing at first but then things escalated and I got bit.

>>5047402
skill issue tbqh

i've broken up both dog and cat fghts without injury because i use man's secret power
THE BIG STICK

>>5047403
I didn't have a big stick and it happened so sudden. One was on top of the other and then one must've nipped the other in an area he didn't like and he went crazy, snarling, and both their heckles were raised. Luckily they both stopped when I intervened and told them both to stop.

>>5047376
every cat schizo attempt to kill /dog/ has failed lol

luv me dog
simple as

>>5047540
Based fat neckbeard defying the stereotype

Got the occasion to train the family dog, 6 years old and completely untrained and doesn't know how to play. I'm trying to make her learn fetch, I managed to make her bring the ball back, but she bites when I try to take it from the ground.
She drops it when I click, but I don't know if this is right, because I assumne this rewards her for guarding the ball. How would you go about training the dog to give you the ball?

>>5047361
>Dog approaches strange creatures with openness and curiosity, a higher soul.
>Both cats cannot even begin to think, 404 error and return to simple aggression.
A good clip showcasing how basic and limited cats are compared to dogs.

>self-moderation
>he spends his days and nights looking up Sony specs
>autist to troon pipeline
>getting high off his own supply
>he does it for free
>he's not even on the payroll
>he does it for free
>he's not even on the payroll
Alejandro aka Huskypaco kek

>>5047201
Tillamook pepperjack

>>5047663
You sound mentally ill and shouldn't have access to firearms

>>5047666
this anon knows how to have a good time

schlubs
privates

Amazing, for once I can watch a scent contest at a reasonable time and without any distractions.

What's the best dog advice for terriers?

What are some zoomies triggers for your dog?

When my dogs play fight and it gets silly enough one of my dogs gets the ultra zoomies.
The other time is when we are about to go inside, and one of my dogs walks towards the other dog.
After poop zoomies also.

>>5047676
fruit, my dog sees it as a foreign entity.

>>5047675
Keep your shoulders square.

>>5047675
let them eat whatever they want and have fun!

no...NO!!!

pathetic by huskypaco. giving it right back to one of the worst breeds in the AKC.

>>5047686
Your hallucinations sound wild, but you really need to take your meds

>>5047687
Have fun.

Good Awoofternoon frens <3

>>5047674
That schmuck only has ten found items

>>5047693
He is a spitz, that's overachieving

get huskypaco the fuck out of there

Retrievers. Golden retrievers.

>>5047693
>come one, do what i told you too
>Man I like just walking around more
>YOU'RE AN ANIMAL FOOD IS THE ULTIMATE MOTIVATOR YOU CANT POSSIBLY TURN DOWN FOOD. ARE YOU STUPID?
>[the previous night]
>here's your dinner
>I don't like it. *knocks bowl over*

i'm gay...I'M GAY!!!

OH COME THE FUCK ON

>>5047696
ngh grr ugh

>>5047701
Agreed.

>flyover chicanos struggling against the houndies
kek
this competition has just been a long humiliation ritual for huskypacos

>best breed: flyover whites (pitbulls)
>2nd best breed: east coast whites (beagles)
>3rd best breed: east coast whites (poodles)
>4th best breed: flyover chicanos (chihuahuas)
>5th best breed: flyover whites (blacks dont care about dogs/huskys)
a humiliation ritual for huskypacos through and through

>>5047708
Wild type dogs like wolves, huskies, and dingos consistently fail to meet dogfag expectations (performing arbitrary behaviors competitively) because they do not want to please or impress their owners like its their only reason for existing.

So do cats.

Wild type dogs are also more intelligent despite being unwilling to follow orders or follow through with a long and drawn out task or obey an unfun rule for a small reward (despite may not be the right word for such reasonable behavior)

So, cats?

Food for thought.

>>5047711
cats are just retarded. primitive dogs have a narrower socialization window and dont fully view their owner as their parent.

>>5047711
>>5047713
kek

Dogsissies we lost...

>>5047717
Stop being tsundere for husky chads

>>5047675
They're instinctually bred to be independent. They're literally terrorists because they choose whether or not to listen to you, I'm just glad I have enough yard to let him wander around so he can eat lizard/bugs and dig where I told him it was okay. Buy a remote controlled racing mouse while you sit on a lawn chair and it'll tire him out. Or if it's dark enough get a laser pointer and he'll try his hardest to catch it.

>>5046993
bump.

serious answers only please

Attention. Dogs have won.

>>5047675
I grew up with jack Russells and they always seemed like pretty easy going dogs to me. But we had a big backyard and lived close to a really quiet beach so I was able to play fetch with him on the beach almost every day.

>>5046993
>>5047724
because most motorcyclists are terrible people

>>5047726
The reddit animal contest

>>5047738
Was Robert Redford a terrible person?

>>5046993
>>5047724
because dogs are terrible animals

>>5047742
Dogs are usually ok. It's the majority of dog owners that are mentally ill freaks.

>>5047747
including, and especially, white women.

>>5047747
We simply told you that your problem is being a thirdie. Dogs do not chase motorcycles in the first world. In the third world bikies are even worse people and every dog (all strays) has had a bad encounter with one or knows a dog who has.

It’s a small wonder humans put up with suicyclists bullshit. To say nothing of dogs. Your vehicle is several thousand times deadlier than a pitbull, a noisy nuisance and bigger threat to public safety as well. Dogs barking in the distance is nothing. Motorcycles get up to the volume of a rock concert and sound like a canned helium fart. Dogs might nip if you abuse them. Motorcyclists cut pedestrians in half while street racing.

Dont you have a highway to crash on and clog up?

Motorcyclists are garbage people and motorcycles should be decomissioned en masse. If you want to die to a cheap thrill take up skydiving fag. If you want a cheap compact vehicle get one with 3-4 wheels and a cabin so you won’t feel compelled to pretend to be valentino rossi every single blind corner.

>>5047754
>(tldr) I DON'T LIEK BIKES
the post

>>5047740
Yes, but that wasn't what I was talking about. Dogs are chill existing, but easily defeat the lesser beings that attempt to challenge them. Dogs have defeated the reddit obsessed melty havers(you).
4chan is a dog website. That is the dog victory I was talking about. Cats are just an old and tired meme that reddit took and made even worse. Look at the numbers and you will clearly see the truth.

>>5047769
let's put a big dog and a big cat in a cage and see who wins

>>5047774
>dog: *exercises 2nd amendment rights*
>cat: noooo dis b cheating and ur somehow african despite me literally being from africACK

>>5047778
This.

>>5047774
Maine coon vs. Anatolian shepherd. Cannot wait for your little cope and seethe.

>>5047750
based, i do this to my chihuahua so he can trust me

>>5047786
>Dogredditor doesn't know what a big cat is
Like clockwork

>>5047864
Like pottery. :)

My dog forced me to rescue this cat that showed up at my backdoor. He was looking at me as he sat next to the cat.

>>5047871
Dogs are clearly above consolewars nonsense.

>>5047873
I just hope this cat sticks around it seems like it wants to go back outside. I'm being used I bet.

>>5047876
Give it a few days and it should recognize that a life inside is better. Is it fixed?

>>5047882
I just cheeked it's a she she has this line on her belly so think she is spayed. At least she doesn't have fleas or ticks. I wonder if I can try to give her a bath.

>>5047866
IAYC ;^)

>>5047676
Seeing me gives my dog zoomies now. Ever since I became a cop, I haven't been able to walk her every 3 hours like I used to do.
>>5047711
Based. IDK why but feral dogs seem so much better than feral cats. Maybe because the default cat is a feral thing one generation away from being a menace. Or maybe because we don't have feral dog packs all over the place in American big cities, unlike cats.

>>5047907
ugly dog

Huh... looks like dogs won...

>>5047907
Zesty

>>5047907
>I became a cop
ACAB.

>we don't have feral dog packs all over the place in American big cities, unlike cats
Seems like wild cats are more successful at thriving in civilisations while dogs can't cope and have to live out in the middle of nowhere.
Because cats are obviously smarter than dogs.

Why does this animal make brown cord seethe?

>>5047950
Cute dog.

>>5044511 (OP)
i had been hunting thirdies but turns out the chicano animals in our lands were hiding out in /dog/ the entire time and must be taught their place

kek all huskies have paco blood in them

>>5047949
The only reason we have so many feral cats in the usa is because we're not actually allowed to do anything to contain the issue. You can't shoot feral cats that come onto your property or do anything of the sort because it is 'animal cruelty'.

>>5047962
>laws prevent me from murdering cats
i'm pretty sure there are laws against killing dogs too

>>5047949
On average people spend less money on cats at the vet, and are more likely to neglect them

Cats simply do not inspire the same amount of care as dogs and are more likely to be neglected. When people see a stray cat, they throw shit at it. When they see a stray dog, they try to rescue it.

>>5047949
>Seems like wild cats are more successful at thriving in civilisations while dogs can't cope and have to live out in the middle of nowhere.
Nope. It's because America has strict dog laws.

>>5047967
you keep saying "they" where you should've been saying "I". you just described yourself, because i don't see that happening in my civilised society. people here will feed and pat a stray cat, not throw shit at it. sounds like you live with niggers and i don't envy you.

>>5047970
What’s there to argue? It’s a self hating brown neet who uses VPNs to spam and evade. Best thing is to stop giving him attention and especially stop replying to him. Fuckin hell.

>>5047975
Cute dog

>>5047963
Stray dogs in the USA will go to a shelter and possibly get euthanized. Stray cats just get ignored because catfags have convinced people they are part of the environment

>Dog general
>Seething about cats
Strange. Other generals don't have this problem.

>toxo tranny
>goes into /dog/
>seethes about dogs
>gets btfo
>cats mocked into oblivion and BTFO as is the natural order
>"s-stop noticing things... dont look... actually ur bad for noticing cats are teh ghey... halp its jew bots!"
lmao

bumping for new bread

>>5048127
I will miss the OP image...