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Anonymous No.5047261 >>5047612 >>5047700 >>5052331 >>5059506
Deer thread
Post and speculate about deer
Anonymous No.5047612 >>5047669
>>5047261 (OP)
What a nice doe. I'd like to cover her in pepper and then sneeze all over her.
Anonymous No.5047669 >>5048531 >>5048552
>>5047612
Do not pepper the doe thanks
Anonymous No.5047700 >>5047712 >>5051865
>>5047261 (OP)
I speculate that they want to be our pets SO BAD.
Anonymous No.5047704 >>5048178
They're everywhere around me and they're the dumbest motherfuckers that ever lived.
Anonymous No.5047712
>>5047700
GIWTWM
Anonymous No.5048178
>>5047704
Take that back right now
Anonymous No.5048531
>>5047669
O_O
Anonymous No.5048552
>>5047669
I can't believe it's been almost a year since the stream
Where did the time go
Anonymous No.5048823 >>5048843
Deers are whimsical creatures
Anonymous No.5048843 >>5048869
>>5048823
I've had a lot of deer noses bump against me in my life.
Anonymous No.5048844
I hit and run one last year
I felt like criminal and expected the deer police to show up for a few days
Anonymous No.5048869 >>5048874 >>5049340
>>5048843
How come?
Anonymous No.5048874
>>5048869
I am an animal for work. It's amazing how any job can become stressful but I do stop and smell the doeses sometimes.
Anonymous No.5049340 >>5050268
>>5048869
why doe they wear highheels
Anonymous No.5050268
>>5049340
Appeal to human men
Anonymous No.5051029
Sad how our deer threads have fallen. It seems the only saving grace is to wait for the winter stream again...
Anonymous No.5051032 >>5051035 >>5058853
They will evolve and we will marry them.
Anonymous No.5051035 >>5051037 >>5051040 >>5051050 >>5051881
>>5051032
I hate this weird modern trend where depictions (representations of the real) of "female deer" always includes antlers because the generic retards making those representations dont actually care to understand or appreciate deer, so they just input their generic conception of a deer with antlers and assume thats what all deer are like.
Anonymous No.5051037
>>5051035
It's a.i. furry generations so naturally it's a troon buck.
Anonymous No.5051040 >>5051052 >>5051086
>>5051035
here have a more modern a.i. doe deer a.i. generation.
Anonymous No.5051050 >>5051055
>>5051035
It's incredibly hard for AI to comprehend does. It just puts antlers on everything that has "deer" in the proompt.
Anonymous No.5051052 >>5051056
>>5051040
doe shoulders are not that wide, (nor legs that thick) but more accurate atleast
all these art seem to forget theyre supposed to be elegant creatures, even the bucks are graceful when not being retarded and locking antlers.
Anonymous No.5051053
Deer are just really narrow cows
Proof: >>5051041
Anonymous No.5051054 >>5051058
also why do all these art always give deer tiny tails, even fawns have longer tails than the art (not just AI art, even generic retard twitter or tumblr art) tends to depict
Anonymous No.5051055
>>5051050
That depends on the a.i. some is really stupid and hasn't been taught these concepts. you would have to give it the order in the command prompt to remove antlers.
Anonymous No.5051056
>>5051052
But at least the doe is dressed accurately.
Anonymous No.5051058
>>5051054
Don't make the artist and a.i. bots cry anon. kek.
Anonymous No.5051059 >>5051064
https://youtube.com/shorts/idQ0haSN238
deer are losing their instincts...whats going on
also hilarious how short deer are despite how long they look
Anonymous No.5051064 >>5051065
>>5051059
The deer are contracting austism from Tylenol
Anonymous No.5051065
>>5051064
please stop with this disgustibg AI art, its freaking me out, my deer friends dont look like dat
Anonymous No.5051086 >>5051089 >>5051091
>>5051040
Maybe ai isn't so bad...
Anonymous No.5051089
>>5051086
Don't pet the deer to hard now. lol.
Anonymous No.5051091
>>5051086
bambi 3 a.i. gen movie is graphic gay porn. anon wouldn't like it.
Anonymous No.5051103 >>5051107 >>5051730 >>5051736
>pure deer thread will be ruined by AI
does this dead board even have mods?
Anonymous No.5051107
>>5051103
improved by AI
ftfy
Anonymous No.5051730 >>5054219
>>5051103
AI deer are not against the rules. Why don't you go complain about actual issues like dog/car console war shitposts.
Anonymous No.5051736 >>5051833
>>5051103
the admins are paid off to allow AI slop on every board in order to market Dall-E and ChatGPT
Anonymous No.5051833
>>5051736
>the admins are paid
lol
Anonymous No.5051865 >>5051919
>>5047700
That deer is very friendly
We should have publicly funded services for deer such as granting pets to deer, removing ticks from deer, grooming deer fur, equipping deer with bulletproof armor, and providing warm baths for deer
Anonymous No.5051879
There is a secret laboratory in town that is making a sheep cross with a deer to make a sheerp and I do not know what the end game is. They installed cameras after I found it last time.
Anonymous No.5051881 >>5051922
>>5051035
Female reindeer have antlers but they are an outlier
Anonymous No.5051919
>>5051865
>We should have publicly funded services for deer such as granting pets to deer, removing ticks from deer, grooming deer fur, equipping deer with bulletproof armor, and providing warm baths for deer
I would unironically sign up for all of this. The only job id want other than of the intellectual variety, is taking care of deer.
If i was rich id dumb all my excess money into protecting deer.
Anonymous No.5051922
>>5051881
The fact that most people still draw female reindeer with white tail tails, and the orange brown fur of white tail is proof that the people drawing deer fanart arent principally female reindeer fans
Anonymous No.5051923 >>5051984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnHke968zAA
Anonymous No.5051984 >>5051987
>>5051923
Sir this is the deer thread
Anonymous No.5051987
>>5051984
They're similar. Like a deer goblin.
Anonymous No.5052206
https://youtube.com/shorts/eNs92P3qg4w
deer friends are too cute and chill.
i need a deer friend so fuarking bad...
Anonymous No.5052329
Anonymous No.5052331 >>5052335
>>5047261 (OP)
One girl I had a crush on but never did anything with and one girl I had a one night stand with both said their spirit animal is deer. What does that say about me?
Anonymous No.5052335
>>5052331
Did you blow extremely hard and suddenly into their nostrils?
Anonymous No.5052381 >>5058883
I find it kinda funny and cute how deer can sometimes look like theyre perpetually smiling
Anonymous No.5052908 >>5052935 >>5053780
https://youtube.com/shorts/81XQzfol47w
I know deer friends dont handle indoor flooring well and its slippery for them, but I didnt expect them to slip on what looks like asphalt
Anonymous No.5052935 >>5053239
>>5052908
Horses slip on concrete and asphalt. Their hooves are made to dig into dirt a little bit for grip.
Anonymous No.5053239 >>5053780
>>5052935
I see, I didnt know. Ive seen deer move somewhat fine on roads before so I didnt think it was slippery for them
Anonymous No.5053698 >>5053786
https://youtube.com/shorts/Wu7HwN9D5io
why are Russian deer so cute
Anonymous No.5053780
>>5052908
>>5053239
It's very unnatural for them.
Anonymous No.5053786
>>5053698
They love minerals.
Anonymous No.5054219 >>5054222
>>5051730
>ainon thinks we come to the animals board with the goal of seeing fake pictures of animals
Anonymous No.5054222
>>5054219
I didn't say or imply that at all, dummy
Anonymous No.5055160 >>5055250
Are moose bulls IRL ballchinians?
Anonymous No.5055250 >>5055326
>>5055160
almost all the big "deer" family are ugly and stupid and aggresive as fuck, not like my delicate innocently stupid white tail, roe, mule, muntjac, and i don't know if im forgetting anymore of the cute ones
Anonymous No.5055326 >>5055332
>>5055250
I meant to ask why the fuck does he have a nutsack flopping under his neck?
Anonymous No.5055332 >>5058301
>>5055326
idk man, animals are weird, bodies are weird. I ask myself wtf do women need legs so fucking fat for, that the average womans legs (in america atleast) will be bigger than even a trained athlete that jumps a fuck ton and so much fat in their hips, the excuse of "it makes pushing out babies" easier makes no sense, there are skinny women that do it fine, and besides you only need the pelvis to be wide, you dont need bloated fat on hips, but for their torso and upper body to also be thinner than their legs? Why are their waists so small anyway, if theyre going to be holding and supporting a baby, wouldnt you want strong waists? nobody can give me an answer other than "thats just how it be"
Anonymous No.5056043 >>5057229
https://youtube.com/shorts/hC2mJWUTrh0
another cute fairy short
<3
Anonymous No.5057229
>>5056043
Living the dream
Anonymous No.5057259
Guys, we've almost made it. Not that long until deer tv is coming online again
Anonymous No.5058236
https://youtube.com/shorts/4dnNB5lyGjM
bump to save deer friends thread, deer social rules are so weird
Anonymous No.5058301 >>5058317
>>5055332
If you have a ton of fat around your waist, it constricts the womb. The legs, ass, and tits are the safest places to distribute it without causing harm to the baby in utero.
Anonymous No.5058302 >>5058308 >>5058312
Anonymous No.5058308
>>5058302
oh... deer...
Anonymous No.5058312 >>5058320 >>5060451
>>5058302
the hell is wrong wit you man, also i bet this is an old pic
Anonymous No.5058317
>>5058301
Probably the best explanation Ive gotten for this, this is interesting, only problem is, fat women (even in the belly) still have babies, but also...nvm, i was going to say something about how shouldnt the skin have room to stretch anyway, but I forgot to consider the weight factor of fat. Which then made me think about muscle, and since muscle is heavier than fat, based on your proposition which im considering valid for the sake of this thought experiment, even ignoring reduced periods it should be even more unlikely for muscular women to have children.

Although we still have the question about how fat women have children at all, if theres a stat saying fat women are less likely to have successful pregancies or something, then thatd be enough for your theory to be valid, but I feel like theres waaaay to many fat people in america, and the people that have the most kids (poor black people, i didnt need to add race honestly) are also the most likely to be fat
Anonymous No.5058319
actually i just did some research and i was wrong, I thought poor people had more children in america but its more complicated than that.

first of all hispanic women have the most children, and secondly, youll find a more meaningful difference in rates based on culture and location, so obviously people in south dakota have nearly twice as many children as those in vermont.

the fertility rates by income dont say much, because while ironically the richest people (500k income and above) do have the most children, they also represent a very low amount of the population. It seems the fertility "problem" is with the middle class. Poorest people are still slightly above average in fertility rates compared to middle class, but not nearly as high as the richest people
Anonymous No.5058320 >>5058322
>>5058312
>not appreciating natural deer beauty
Anonymous No.5058322 >>5058323 >>5060451
>>5058320
Its weird, theyre innocent animals that mostly just want to eat, sleep and have babies with their OWN species sometimes. Projecting your weird fantasies onto them disrespects their innocence and gentleness
Anonymous No.5058323 >>5058324
>>5058322
you're the only one projecting here bucko
Anonymous No.5058324 >>5058325 >>5060451
>>5058323
dishonest loser
Anonymous No.5058325
>>5058324
there you are projecting again
Anonymous No.5058335
https://youtube.com/shorts/ejXNBOaiM_Y
The fuck was this buck doing???
Anonymous No.5058339 >>5058359
Anonymous No.5058359
>>5058339
deer look so funny and cute when pooping or peeing, such goofy creatures with their straight permanently confused looking faces, my favourite animal!
Anonymous No.5058853
>>5051032
>tradwife
Is actually a femboy buck
Checks out
Anonymous No.5058883 >>5059181 >>5059185
>>5052381
>look like theyre perpetually smiling
Anonymous No.5059181
>>5058883
They look so huggable
Anonymous No.5059185
>>5058883
> c:
Anonymous No.5059506 >>5059521 >>5059605
>>5047261 (OP)
I have them where I am but how do I become frens with them?
Anonymous No.5059521 >>5059692
>>5059506
They have to feel safe in your backyard, and then you just throw them some snacks like apples and carrots eventually
Anonymous No.5059605
>>5059506
Neigh softly to them at night and feed them berries. Ultimately you have to be pure of heart.
Anonymous No.5059692 >>5059754
>>5059521
do not feed wild deer this is how you spread chronic wasting disease amongst the deer population and kill deer. if you hate deer and want them to die, feed them.
Anonymous No.5059754
>>5059692
what? no way, I thought it was farm enviroments that resulted this, Ive heard nothing about CWD being linked to people randomly feeding deer?
Anonymous No.5059829 >>5059862 >>5059880
https://youtube.com/shorts/sysYXbbscr0
my deer friends are just goated and skilled at everything
Anonymous No.5059862 >>5059877
>>5059829
Kinda catlike, why did the deer do it tho?
Anonymous No.5059877
>>5059862
>why did the deer do it tho?
never ask why deer do anything odd, we'll never know. i still dont know why fawns sometimes kick while feeding. sometimes deer just like to jump like crazy i guess
Anonymous No.5059880
>>5059829
Yeah lets just go to space
Anonymous No.5060249 >>5060303
https://youtu.be/O_p28SteDmI
kek look at deer friends trying to eat whole apples, they look so silly
Anonymous No.5060303 >>5060328
>>5060249
They don't quite have the tools to eat whole apples easily, very silly
Anonymous No.5060328
>>5060303
Yes, and despite that, they love apples. Cute dummies!
Anonymous No.5060451 >>5060516
>>5058312
>>5058322
>>5058324
what's the problem? i don't understand
Anonymous No.5060516
>>5060451
Argument over deer boobs.
Anonymous No.5060521
Much to consider...
Anonymous No.5060815 >>5060859
Robotic deer available in 2 weeks
Anonymous No.5060859
>>5060815
Why would I want robotic deer? Theyre not cute and fluffy and dont have the jerky cautious but cyripus movements they have.
Anonymous No.5060942
https://youtube.com/shorts/1E4BXAsG0IA
kek what the hell is this buck doing?