Thread 5048327

>pittie mauls innocent child
>AHHHHH FUCKING KILL IT FUCKING SKIN IT MAKE IT DROWN IN ITS OWN BLOOD AGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
>shark mauls surfing teenager
>listen up GOY, *YOU* are the one in THEIR home. If you're the one getting ripped limb from limb in a drawn out hour-long death in front of your whole family at the beach, just know that it was YOUR fault for wearing a swimsuit and confusing him into r̶a̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ eating you. HE DINDU NUFFIN. #SharkLivesMatter #Reparations

>>5048327 (OP)
The shark is a wild animal that doesn't have public parks as its hunting grounds

>>5048327 (OP)
I understand that this thread is low effort bait but there are legitimately dribbling retards who think this. If you’re too much of a pussy to risk the 0.0000001% chance that you might get eaten by a shark when you go to the beach then just stay out of the water. When somebody goes skiing and gets killed by an avalanche you don’t remove all the snow

>>5048327 (OP)
You do not have to go into the ocean for fun
But pitbulls do not have to exist on land period

We could just kill any dog that looks enough like a pitbull and replace them with labs. According to LE SCIENCE, bites would remain constant. LE SCIENCE curiously did not mention bite severity or fatalities.

this but unironically every animal capable of killing humans is more valuable than most of the population

>>5048327 (OP)
Blacks, Mexicans, and White women don't keep sharks as pets tho.

>>5048405
If only it were possible to convince sharks to only eat certain kinds of people...

>>5048327 (OP)
I can go my entire life without ever physically interacting with a shark, wheras shitbulls infest every western country "blessed" with diversity.

>>5048327 (OP)
>*YOU* are the one in THEIR home
they're right and you have no argument as evidenced by your kvetching

>>5048327 (OP)
do you have gills and fins? no? then you dont belong in water

sharks are fish, they run on electrical impulses and scents
its like trying to argue with a sawblade

>>5048327 (OP)
how many shark deaths?
how many pitbull deaths?

>>5048327 (OP)
Yes its a wild carnivorous animal you have to go out of your way to encounter. Not a "pet" you can find next door or on the streets unprompted.

great white sharks are demonic and we should have eradicated them a long time ago

>but muh ecosystem

oh no more adorable sea lions on the beach instead of massive killing machines what a shame

bababababababab

>>5048327 (OP)
>surfing teenager
that's like saying "inner city youths" or "lunchtime rowdies", but just for australians and therefore a good thing

>>5048338
literally nobody makes this claim

i'm sorry you grew up in a brown single mother situation

>>5048336
Congrats on the most retardee analogy possible

>>5048327 (OP)
You’re conflating two groups.
One group would advocate for both the dog
>socio-economic factors
and the shark
>le heckin innocent sea pupper thought you were a seal he’s sorry :(

>>5048327 (OP)
Pitbulls are unnatural mutants. Sharks are apart of the ecosystem and have been around for 65 million years. Stay the fuck out of the ocean maybe.