Thread 5048570

ITT: Animals eating/stealing human food

>5048570
Darn Corvidiggers eating pink slime meat
>5048572
Darn Gulliggers snatch shit like the theiving deck shitters they are
>5048573
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrel
>5048574
American freedom everyone. The freedom to be a theiving eagleigger
>5048575
Bro looks like his wife's canine boyfriend bought him those
>5048577
Ofc he gulfed that down
>5048578
>I have no mouth but I must munch pizza
>5048579
The gentle beargger
>5048581
Outstanding High IQ working birds truly an enriching culture
>5048582
>5048583
Beastiality is not food

>>5048591
Kino

>>5048579
>>5048581
>bears and seagulls are better behaved than urban youth
how did it comes to this

>>5048582
ain't no man eating that

>>5048618
humans are higher value to demons than animals are

>>5048616
basedola

>>5048876
>>5048877
why are there so many videos of idiots recording themselves eating

>>5048886
He will be an obese monke soon

>>5048866
Kek. Smart bastard

>>5048858
doeritos

augh

>>5048878
his greed sickens me

>>5048618
jews

>>5049145
>>5049147
>>5049151

>>5048870
What animal is this?

>>5048581
I wonder if Cool Ranch is it's favourite flavour

>>5049162
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoat

OC.

>>5048858
She's gonna get FAT

>>5048858
>corn fed deer

>>5049233
Is this a cat biscuit?

>>5048573
>eating crust first
More proof these bastards are evil

>>5049403
Ritz cracker.

>>5048574
this is an amazing picture

>>5048885
AS FORETOLD

>>5049233
I, too, enjoy licking the salt off a Ritz.
You wouldn't believe the hate when I don't eat the cracker, itself.

>>5048876
You can see it approaching

>>5050250
You know what'd go great along with this eclair ...

>>5048888
>no-sound
do you happen to have it with sound and could post it in /wsg/'s animal thread?

>>5049162
Looks like a flopwop

>>5049145
There is nothing wrong with this. Especially that last one because they're getting normal groceries.
>>5049151
kek
>>5049153
>cuts before we get to see monkeys reacting to the empty box
not kino

>>5050588
>>>/wsg/5980133

>>5051001
thank you :)

>>5048883
it's a fetish thing

>>5048590
I've been on 4chan since 2009 and this is unironically and in all truth the gayest mass reply post i have ever seen

>>5048873
Is that a piece of raw fish slathered in raw onions? What the fuck? That's disgusting

>>5051281
shut up pussy, you're at the top of the food chain, act like it

>>5051281
In Celtic countries we eat living fish which are drowning in wine. We call them crackelings, because of the sound they make when you bite them in half. Then we set fire to whatever and get drunk. We've been doing it for thousands of years. Don't like it? Don't come here. Simple.

>>5051388
Do Celtic countries even exist anymore?

>>5050899
>There is nothing wrong with this.
Yes there is. A functional society is built on shame. Look at Asian countries. Even if they had welfare systems to the degree America or Europe do, you bet your ass Asians wouldn't do nigger dances while showing the whole world how much of a burben they are being on the taxpayer.

>>5051418
Shame based societies are anything but functional. Asians get up to, well, some shit. (Bestiality is legal in china, they have a record breaking supply of unwed men, and they are importing a ton of horses…)

Duty based societies do a lot better

>>5050895
There's over TWENTY of them???

>>5051874
You can bet your bottom.

>>5049162
A shitfuck

>>5048618
>>((urban youth))

>>5051886
HOLY SHIT! Is there more?

>>5049376
Never understood why cats like bread.
I have to put mine on top of a shelf or it becomes full of holes.

>>5051886
you've only posted like fifteen of them. where are the other eight?

>>5051997
DLC

>>5048860
what a bully

>>5051140
My toast!

>>5048866
Why did he reject the first fish

>>5051140
He's going to get all my bitches!
>>5051166
double checked + LMAO

>>5048879
>uses the railing to push them further into his beak so he can get a better grip
I fucking love crows

>>5051986
>>5051997
>>5052053
I can assure you there is no "part 3" or any other parts of this series.

>>5051388
i remember karens making a big stink about that a while back

>>5051388
Irish here never heard of this what the fuck

>>5052568
Have you heard of the ritual to become an Irish king? It involves a mare and soup.

>>5052571
This was only in a part of Ulster but yes, weird shite that they be doing down there

>>5052573
Paganism is weird in general

>>5048590
check your carbon monoxide detectors

>>5050899
EBT isn't supposed to be for restaurants.

>>5051886
What happened to the 4th picture? There's nothing there.

>>5050899
I believe welfare fraud is a crime. Also they are never going to lay taxes.

>>5051418
>functional society
>asian countries

kek. u need to go back, chang

>>5048885
That's its natural food

>>5051281
Not as disgusting as the nose ring.

>>5051281
Not sure if this will make it sound any less disgusting to you, but no, it's not actually raw. They put that herring through a process of brining, freezing and light fermentation first as picking up Anisakis simplex is a fucking bitch.

>>5048872
Asians at the buffet

>>5048570 (OP)
This crow looks so cute. I like birds

>>5048581
I used to see (and hear) so many seagulls at the publicly funded amusement park down by the lake when I was growing up
now it’s shut down and I never hear or see seagulls anymore :(

>>5055496
Beautifully executed

>>5052520
It's animal abuse. You remind me of a bunch of fags whining on TV, years ago, when foie gras was outlawed.

>>5055496
Never understood why those spikes are allowed so low. Feels dangerous.

>>5051166
I’ve never seen a komodo swim before
fuckin spinosaurus necked motherfucker gott DAMN

>>5049236
based

>>5052213
It might have known it only gets one fish somehow, so it might have wanted the better fish.

>>5052213
It's called taste.

>>5048864
Dude is lucky that sea lion was so damn surgical with his theft
He could've lost a finger there

>>5048873
Wasn't there a longer version of this webm that showed a "beware seagulls they attack" sign just behind her?
Was that a different seagull webm?

>>5055750
Yes.

>>5055532
It's a water monitor

>>5055532
You mean mosasaurus which these guys are related to

>>5048873
>>5055888
100% staged. they knew what they were doing

>>5048858
My favorite animal eating webm

>>5057274
it's like a cartoon how the possum jumps straight up like that

>>5055512
People were shorter back then
>>5055499
I appreciate an aninmal who knows his trade

>>5057274
>>5057479
animal vs human tech (category: toys).
Humans win again

>>5057274
lmao

>>5051001
thread dead

>>5057711
you want buttworms? because that's how you get buttworms

>>5057709
what a bitch

>>5057274
This is AI

>>5058019
there's some weird artifacting of the candy in the bowl, it seems to be squirming, but that could be something with the camera or upscaling. What gets me is the one table leg that's too short after it falls over. The numbers are fucky too now that I watch them, but it could still be explained by ai sharpening of some kind.

>>5051140
Wait, where the fuck did my toast go? I looked away for one second and it's gone. Anyone seen it?

>>5057709
Oh shit an Arby's I can take my possum to

>>5055494
>looks around before taking it

lmao, dog's smarter than most porch pirates

>>5055494
who the fuck orders a bunch of pizzas but isn't there to pick them up off the porch? the change in shadows means it was a decent amount of time before the dog shows up

>>5048858
cute ear'uns

>>5048871
Nice balls.

>>5048876
>>5050138
PRECISION.

>>5048877
How are they do god damn surgically PRECISE

>>5048858
Must be pretty fucking greasy shoving your head down a chips bag.

>>5051281
the acidity of the onions cooks the fish

>>5048871
>>5059068
imagine if he sat on a mousetrap

>half of the thread is AI slop

Sigh...

>>5059070
You'd be too if you were half as smart and specifically tailored for it.

Like hey wonder why no other animal can really understand speech? Because that's your version of being able to see far and fish with deadly precision.

>>5059567
We can see further and fish better than any animal

>>5048872
Does anyone clean the thrown plastic containers afterward?

>>5057315
It's a tourist attraction at this point. It wouldn't surprise me one bit those seagull signs are put there by the food truck owners themselves. It tells peple to buy 2 food items instead of one so they can record themselves being thieved by seagulls.