Thread 5055514

What is it about the ball that compels so much entertainment from mammals and birds?

>>5055517
Just ask yourself. Literally everyone on this planet is entertained by balls

>>5055515
>Doctor James Naismith invents the game of basketball, colorized.

>>5055560
with this I this it might be that they think the car is a small predator like a coyote or something

>>5055517
it is very simple in design yet can be used in many ways

>>5055517
Simple yet versatile stimuli.

>>5055669
oops wrong one

>>5055521
I knew it

>>5055690
absolute gremlins

>>5055677
horse had like a 25% chance of breaking several bones and requiring euthanasia from that maneuver

>>5055745
Why are horses so fragile

>>5055746
Relatively skinny legs compared to body mass. They can't be treated because you just can't keep them off of a broken leg while it heals. Maybe if you put it in full-body traction for a few months but that's not practical, it would break out and hurt itself again.

>>5055745
that’s the horses’ entire life

>>5055681
Lions and tigers and wolfhounds, oh my

>>5055690
GOBLIN CAUGHT ON TAPE

Wtf even animals who normaly seems stoic and uncaring like the OP stag are filled with childish joy and fun upon interacting with the ball.

>>5055514 (OP)
Proof that soccer is designed for low iq

>>5055723
"If a girl was a boy for one day"

>>5055747
Why hasn't anyone just made a horse cast that they can wear to take all the weight off their broken leg and walk on it like those boots people wear?

haha silly animals :)

>>5055517
Throwing a rock led to the domination of the entire world. Learning to throw a toy rock should be every living creature's objective.

>>5056232
Absolutely incredible.

>>5056239
Horse muscles are very powerful. You would need very strong and thick titanium rods to keep the horse bones properly aligned while they heal

>>5055518
>Animal uses their TEETH to BITE DOWN on someone's laptop
>Shocked when the animal successfully bites down and breaks their laptop

Why are people like this

>>5055539
*Nieghsmith

>>5055564
I wish I were long enough to ride myself.

>>5055518
iToxos BTFO

>>5056342
>American tries to get into a compact car - 1972, colourised.

>>5056239
Horsies quite literally can't survive the bone-healing process

>>5056551
>>5056612
>break a leg
>die
Horses fucking suck. Imagine having such a shit character design.

>>5055636
They put seeds at the top, so the ducklings slide down when they try to get to them.
Animal abuse.

>>5056598
yeah bc those are americhud license plates you fat faggot

>>5056651
idort

>>5056576
>people

>>5056612
>>5056615
they would probably have an easier time healing if we didn't breed them to be what they are

>>5056749
i just saw this too while scrolling reddit

>>5056590
Dammit that's good

>>5056850
Nah, even the small wild horses are too big

>>5055517
It bounce. It roll.

>>5055564
>yen know the feeling of your belly touching your back

>>5055633
le music from the dodo goytube channel makes my blood boil

fuck nazis

>>5055517
if you bounce a ball and don't feel at least a slight urge to do it again you're likely an alien, simple as

>>5055521
Horse necks look like dicks.

>>5057151
>the dog knows how to entertain himself and knows how to keep himself busy and happy with his life
That dog is more intelligent than 70% of all NPCs on this planet

>>5057249
this is what I look like when I'm having fun

>>5055563
This animal is frankly quite ridiculous

>>5057150
Kot's body language seems more like fight or flight than playing desu

>>5056651
butthurt mutt detected

>>5057443
How did you know I was a dog?

>>5057311
Rat dog.

>>5057458
that's a cat dude

>>5056576
Most people are weak at science. It's why there are so many conspiracy nut jobs.

>>5055560
All it needs is a small speaker on top to play tunes and it's the ultimate beef enrichment

>>5057248
i was thinking something like that

>>5057417
It's a kitten, kitten practice that posture during play, if it was really afraid it would hiss and claw, not gently touch the playmate.

>>5057578
can't believe they grind these into popcorn

>>5056576
>"Teehee omg gonzo do the bitey on my laptop"
>Screen cracks
>"Gonzooo" *laugh track* "hehe just cat things amirite"
>Reddit logo appears

Cat owners are just like. They'll allow their cats to terrorize their existence and cope with it by saying it's just "cat things" or some other faggot excuse. Absolute fucking retards.

>>5058264
crazy cat lady propaganda has them convinced cats are untrainable wild animals that merely choose to live with us

cats are actually easier to train than dogs because they’re too dumb to try and outsmart you. you merely have to train them more exactingly because they are too dumb to fill in the gaps in half assed training.

>>5057578
dude's first instinct is to curl up into a ball

>>5058266
>too dumb to try and outsmart you

>teach cat not to do something
>understands its actions will provoke punishment
>immediately does it as soon as you leave the room
>stops and hides when you come back
some cats respond to training, not all. for the troublemakers there's nothing you can do but modify your own lifestyle to make the problem behaviours impossible

>>5058281
Metroid players am I right