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Anonymous No.5058079 [Report] >>5058792 >>5060314 >>5067473 >>5069281
Hyenas hyenas
I love hyenas, striped hyenas are my favorites
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Anonymous No.5058081 [Report] >>5058788 >>5061986 >>5069267
I also admire the fact that female spotted hyenas have dicks just like the males, even if theyre pseudopenises. And their teeth are designed to crush bone like chalk. Hyenas just mog in every way
Anonymous No.5058788 [Report]
>>5058081
Besides all hyenas having penii, hyenas are also one of the few mammals to lay eggs.
Anonymous No.5058790 [Report]
they always laugh at my jokes :)
Anonymous No.5058792 [Report] >>5059396
>>5058079 (OP)
hyenas with winter coats are so aesthetic, more equatorial predators should be transplanted into mountains and temperate zones
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tranimal
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Satanic thread.
Anonymous No.5059396 [Report] >>5061984 >>5069230
>>5058792
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Anonymous No.5059571 [Report]
>>5059538
YUM
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>>5059538
CHOMP :DDD
Oh fugg my benis out xD
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Anonymous No.5060314 [Report]
>>5058079 (OP)
Cute dog
Anonymous No.5060336 [Report] >>5060541
Does this chart ring true?
Anonymous No.5060541 [Report]
>>5060336
For reasons of state security, I can not disclose that information.
Anonymous No.5060770 [Report]
If only you knew how comfy things really are.
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Anonymous No.5061984 [Report]
>>5059396
that thing doesn't look healthy.
Then again most don't in the wild
Anonymous No.5061986 [Report] >>5062065 >>5069267
>>5058081
>admire the fact that female spotted hyenas have dicks
Why?
Anonymous No.5062065 [Report] >>5069267
>>5061986
Femininity is objectively wrong. Allowing it to run rampant has brought forth tremendous human suffering.
The female spotted hyena is as masculine as a mammal can be while still remaining functionally female.
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Anonymous No.5067473 [Report]
>>5058079 (OP)
they are national animals of Lebanon of all places
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Anonymous No.5069026 [Report]
>>5059572
They kinda have the same body shape as those maned "wolves."
Anonymous No.5069230 [Report]
>>5059396
They look like true Pleistocene beasts with their winter fur on.
Gives more validity to the depictions of the lost creatures from that age.
Anonymous No.5069267 [Report] >>5069269 >>5069320
>>5058081
>>5061986
>>5062065

Spotted Hyena females aren't male in any sense of the word.
Their clitoris/Urethra pseudo-penis (fake penis) can't ejaculate semen or eggs and can't get other females or males pregnant.

Like almost all mammals female spotted hyenas have smaller brains than males.
This is despite females having a median 65kg body weight and males a median 50kg weight.
Female brains have a median weight of 182g.
Male brains have a median weight of 198g.
https://michaeldmann.net/Publications/Brain%20and%20Body%20in%20Hyenas%20BB&E.pdf


Spotted Hyena females are terrible at giving birth.
"In captivity, ∼60% of first births are stillborn, owing to prolonged retention within the tortuous birth canal. The meatus has to tear in primiparous females [30] (Figure 4d,e) to enable delivery. This is a time-consuming process, and retention of the fetus within the distended clitoris can result in severe anoxia because the short umbilical cord of the spotted hyena requires that the fetal placental unit must detach from the uterus relatively early in the process of parturition"
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1043276006001767
Anonymous No.5069269 [Report]
>>5069267

Lastly, Spotted Hyenas AREN'T matriarchies.
They are matrilineal and matrifocal clans.
So males travel to new clans to find a mate in order to prevent inbreeding whilst the females remain in their original birth clans.
Males aren't excluded from decision making, resources, reproduction and aren't even victims of gender dominance in fights.
In fact Spotted Hyena females are more likely to attack and kill other females than males.
The Females are more likely to kill the offspring of other females than males are.
Your life as a male Hyena is easier and safer than a male lions.

Smale, L., Nunes, S., and Holekamp, K.E. (1997) Sexually dimorphic dispersal in mammals: patterns, causes and consequences. Advances in the Study of Behavior 26: 181-250.

Holekamp, K.E., Smith, J.E., Strelioff, C.C., Van Horn, R.C., and Wates, H.E. (2011) Society, demography and genetic structure in the spotted hyena. Molecular Ecology 21(3): 613-632.

Szykman, M., Van Horn, R.C., Engh, A.L., Boydston, E.E. and Holekamp, K.E., (2007) Courtship and mating in free-living spotted hyenas. Behaviour, 144(7): 815-846.

East, M.L., Burke, T., Wilhelm, K., Greig, C. and Hofer, H., (2003) Sexual conflicts in spotted hyenas: male and female mating tactics and their reproductive outcome with respect to age, social status and tenure. Proceedings of the Royal Society of London B: Biological Sciences, 270(1521): 1247-1254.

Watts, H.E. and Holekamp, K.E., (2007) Hyena societies. Current Biology, 17(16): R657-R660.

Boydston, E.E., Morelli, T.L. and Holekamp, K.E., (2001) Sex differences in territorial behavior exhibited by the spotted hyena (Hyaenidae, Crocuta crocuta). Ethology, 107 (5): 369-385.


So the actual analogy to humans would be a small man married to a tall low IQ wife with a gigantic clit who beats up other women and can't give birth without a cesarean because they have male hips.
That's just a failed female.
Anonymous No.5069281 [Report]
>>5058079 (OP)
I heard they stink.
Anonymous No.5069320 [Report] >>5069328
>>5069267
nobody claimed they were male, dumbass
Anonymous No.5069328 [Report] >>5070129
>>5069320
You clearly haven't read the previous comments angry dumbass.
Anonymous No.5070129 [Report]
>>5069328
Just re-read them. They still don't claim females are males.