Thread 5058446

lets see a dog do THAT

dogredditor in shambles lol

>>5058446 (OP)
These clumsy cats are suffering pretty nasty injuries. Dogs are better off.

>>5058455
lol you wish dogredditor

>>5058446 (OP)
You will now remember that infamous webm of that guy trying to rescue a cat from a high rise courtyard balcony fumbling it and it subsequently falling to its dead

>>5058460
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post eet

>>5058458
It says it all right there in the image. Broken jawbones and teeth, legs fucked plus internal injuries. I'm glad dogs aren't this stupid.

dogs usually have enough sense not to leap off tall buildings

I've seen a pug jump out of a ground story window and hit the ground like a sack of dirt. Dead instantly.

We need to build higher buildings.

>>5058449
>>5058458
pedo

>>5058478
they were literally thrown off buildings against their will, dogredditor. a dog would be mush.

>>5058478
>>5058480
they were literally thrown off buildings against their will, dogredditor. a dog would be mush.
>>5058507
i know you are but what am i

>>5058530
>i know you are but what am i
you're a mentally ill ban evading brownoid pedophile who spams CP and repeats phrases like "i know you are but what am i"

>>5058543
is this your last cope, dogredditor?

>>5058548
oh look it's your other catchphrase. still haven't figured out a new one pedo?

>>5058446 (OP)
HOW COOL IS THAT??

>>5058553
insane projection

>>5058568
>insane
you certainly are lol

My cat jumped off the railing of a 3rd story balcony and was fine. He purposely leaped too. He didn't fall. He did land on grass though.

>>5058446 (OP)
Thats pretty tragic. Why does it make you happy.

>>5058446 (OP)
Damn you mean gravity less harshly affects things with less dense bones from "terminal velocity"

ITT: dogredditor seethe
>>5058576
>>5058609
>>5058787
>>5058824
this is your last cope dogredditor

>dogs out of nowhere from start to finish
QED: Canine-centric communications channel

>>5058945
stfu

>>5058943
are you gonna have another melty catpedo? did you generate all that ai furfag shit you spammed last night, or did you save it from somewhere else? either way it's another sick thing to add to the list of degenerate shit you do.

>>5058947
stfu
you know nothing
you cant even differentiate between different catschizos
im the catschizo that posted his dick and spammed cp
i NEVER posted anything zoo or furfag related lol retarded dogredditor

>>5058950
it was you, just admit it. you're the only one here constantly screaming about "dogredditors"

>>5058951
leto

>>5058446 (OP)
Yes different animals have abilities useful for their own specific niche. You did go to biology class right?

>>5058957
the nieche of cats is being better than dogs

>>5058958
… at being gay

burn

>>5058945
>even the catfags cant shut up about dogs
/an/ = /dog/

Does anyone have that old screencap of people randomly seething about dogs in a cat thread? It was funny

>>5058965
/an/ is a halal board, dogs are haram.

>>5058996
tsmt

>>5058996
The Day of Judgement will not come about until Cats fight the Dogs, when the Cats will hide behind stones and trees. The stones and trees will say O Dogs, O YHWH, there is a Cat behind me, come and hump him.

>>5058449
>>5058458
WRONG.
>>5058455
Very accurate.

>>5058950
>admits to spamming cp

>>5058950
You really need a better name than just catschizo because you're worse than any catfag here

>>5058945
>Canine-centric communications channel
this my dog literally talks and pulls faces opens doors shes funny

>>5058480
Dog suicide bridge

>>5058996
Dogs are not haram.

>>5060184
Dogs are haram. They are unclean and vicious and the Prophet despised them.
If you must have a pet, then it should be a horse.

>>5060194
Dogs are not haram and it is permitted to keep them for uses such as hunting.

Muhammad is a pedophile.

>>5060194
the "prophet" despised them because there was one in the house when his gay lover was coming over to rail his ass and he was afraid it would bark and reveal to the world that he was a gigantic faggot

>>5060824
That gay lover was also part of his cult scam. He’d dress in white and claim to be gabriel, a spirit, not a flesh and blood man, because he was apparently sexy. Since he couldnt show up and no one glimpsed gabriel, muhammad could not answer to the locals if he had met an angel as he promised. So he blamed the dogs twofold!

And in the end the hadith recounted five guys running a train on him so it was all for nothing. Muhammad: best known for being gay and hating dogs.

Lol.