Thread 5061153

>be american
>move to inhospitable desert with limited water availability
>build house with water-thirsty unnatural radioactive green monoculture lawn
>lake starts to dry up at frightening rate
>republican government does nothing to curb water usage because that's gommunism
>dust storms laden with heavy metals originating from dried up lake bed blow all over the area and into neighboring states
>nothing gets done because that's gommunism
yup, we're cooked as a species

>>5061153 (OP)
>be american
>some third worlder seethes impotently in perpetuity at your mere existence

>>5061187
>third world
but enough about America

Honorary -stan shithole.

>>5061190
your kind literally risk life and limb for the opportunity to live homeless in an American gutter subsisting off whatever pity scraps the populace throws your way, because it's still preferable to the barbaric hellhole you come from

We should redirect all rivers into the interior of the country so we can have another inland sea.

>>5061195
Don't fucking say shit like that, it will just encourage more to come

>>5061195
lol i live in western europe where shit in the OP doesn't happen. you live in a third world country where your government doesn't give a shit about its citizen's wellbeings and will happily exchange their prosperity for short-term profit. cope and seethe.

>>5061211
>Western European governments care about their citizens' wellbeing
lol fucking kys you braindead subhuman wog worshipper

>>5061193
This is why socialism isn't the solution to capitalism. Killing the rich and shitting on their children's corpses is.

this is a more thinly veiled off-topic thread than what you'd normally find on /v/.

>>5061222
Planning a maximum population according to ressources and banning children beyond that while actually creating a population happy social and smart enough to follow this without questionable enforcment is the solution.

>>5061211
>i live in western europe
>where your government doesn't give a shit about its citizen's wellbeings and will happily exchange their prosperity for short-term profit.
lol, lmao even, dont you have a migrant to suck off and off your children too

>>5061258
>happy christmas fantasy land is the solution
k

>>5061195
Thanks but I’m happy in a country where we don’t shoot kids and suck off israel

>>5061267
Isn't it cute? The glownigger thinks he has the floor to speak again. You had your fun. Your time is done.

>>5061195
Yeah, but they aren't going to fucking Utah rofl

>>5061370
https://history.utah.gov/this-is-the-place-for-us-somali-settlement-in-the-salt-lake-valley/

" Over the past thirty years, Somali arrivals to Salt Lake have worked hard to establish a place where they can succeed, raise their families, and meet their religious and cultural needs. Somalis, like earlier pioneers, have much to contribute to the future and community of the Salt Lake Valley."


They are going to fucking Utah.
You are a fucking moron.

>>5061153 (OP)
>Be a fed on 4ch.
>Complain about something that neither republicans or democrats care about or have solved but only blame republicans to give the illusion of a "good" side.
>Equate America with mankind as a species because you aren't actually against America being the world police.

>>5061412
not only that, he's doing it on /an/ for some reason.

>>5061270
>Thanks but I’m happy in a country where we don’t shoot kids and suck off israel
What country? The top 17 school massacres in terms of death count aren't even in America.
The 12 most obese countries in the world aren't America either.
Everyone gets those two factoids perpetually wrong because they never bother actually looking anything up.

>>5061413
They're all over 4ch. It's just more noticeable in some places because there are less organic users for feds to hide amongst.

Psst, don't tell anons about Lake Chad

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>>5061417
Holy gay schizo samefag

Evade your ban recently?

Why is it that EVERY time you point a problem inside America, sharts ONLY reply in one of two ways
>W-WOW OBSESSED LMAO
>W-WHERE ARE YOU FROM SO I CAN DIVERT THE CONVERSATION ONTO YOU AND START TALKING ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE YOUR COUNTRY IS
Like, was their inculcation from a young age that "Merica best number 1!" so fucking strong that their brain is literally hardwired to deflect any and all criticism levied on their country?

>>5061517
its because they're ex-confailderates and flyovers coping with their states being being 70% subhuman aka hispanegro, and knowing that even if they killed them all (and god willing they will), the white people in charge will be the lowest born and most ruthlessly short sided idiots outside of mainland china. protestants.

they probably wont even kill all the subhumans, so demographics are destiny. no amount of policy and talk can de-inherit genes that cap a mans IQ score around 92. they will destroy wherever they live and nothing heavier than 40lbs will live there again for the next 200 years unless wasians and jews build dome cities after nuking the hispanegro favelas.

>>5061533
>>5061517
Absolutely seething

animals?

>>5061153 (OP)
If you need the government to tell you not to be stupid you've failed as a citizen and as a human.

>>5061498
He's in several /an/ threads calling anyone who slightly disagrees with him a fed. Has to be some underage dysgenic b***n that wondered over from the sharty, we get too many of their kind on /an/ specifically because they also have an animals board

>>5061153 (OP)
America is third world country with too much money.

>>5061535
Thanks for proving me right again shart

>fastest thread on the board
>look inside
>it's literally just /pol/, nothing about the board topic at all
>jannies do not care at all
you hate to see it.

>>5061553
Fastest thread on the board rn is /dog/ with all their zoophile drama but yeah, point still stands, it reeks of /pol/ everywhere

>>5061565
/dog/ used to be the best. Cat schizo was so obsessed with the idea of dogs being pets for zoophiles he literally sought out zoophiles to invite to /dog/ to "prove" it.

You should have been here before and during the schizzening. There were daily reposts of that ihatedogs youtube channel and copypastas that anons traced back to r/dogfree. This was and always will be a dog website. When letosite gets taken down and VPN/resiproxy detection improves all of this shit will reverse because these people are rangebanned on their own IPs.

4chan most likely needs accounts.

>>5061568
i remember original /an/

big cat threads were zoophile hangouts
/dog/ was extremely normal, basically facebook, with obvious women posting in it
but right down the front page there was people discussing the measurements of various big cats vaginas

it really surprises zero oldfags that a catfag zoophile-fied the board. also, cat schizo(s) did it exactly when white huskyfag, eeveefag, leofag and heatherfag showed up and joined forces in saying all zoophiles should be killed. after them /dog/ never went a single day without telling at least one zoophile that they deserve to die and they took it boardwide and started reporting and complaining about all the zoophiles.

this, i believe, is the actual reason catfucker trashed /dog/ in particular.

>dogf***** goes into a thread unrelated to cats/dogs, shits her pants and samefags herself
It's embarrassing how often this happens

>>5061582
Sorry the truth about what /an/ used to be triggers your schizophrenia
https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/Dogredditor%20fed/
Catfags from the sharty, everyone

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>>5061550

>America! Democrats! Republicans! Communism!
>t. fed

>>5061565
>Leftypol is pol
>t.fed

It's okay when we run out of resources we'll invade another country to take it. Who's going to stop us?

>>5061606
Over ten different countries could be saying that fed anon.

>>5061153 (OP)
I love the Brine Shrimp from the great salt lake.

>>5061187
why are you proud of being stupid

>>5061639
He isn't a fed. So he can't be as stupid as you fed anon.
Hey fed, Do you like Brine shrimp?
I love brine shrimp.
My fish love them too.
Tell us about how American brine shrimp are destroying the world economy.

>>5061640
Hi, and thank you for asking this interesting and diverse question. I know 4chan is a kot website (NAFO globo homo dogs are not allowed here, am i right fellas?) but brine shrimp, also known as anomalocaris, are a really cool way to break the monotony!

American brine shrimp, also known as Artemia franciscana, are a species of brine shrimp native to North America. While they're often used in aquariums and as a food source for fish and other aquatic animals, there's no credible evidence to suggest we're destroying the world economy.

In fact, brine shrimp are an important part of their ecosystems, playing a role in the food chain and helping to regulate algae populations. They're also harvested commercially, providing a source of income for some communities.

If you're interested in learning more about brine shrimp or their economic impact, I'd be happy to help you dig deeper.

>>5061644
OMG LOLCATS AND SHRIMP
I just saw the most EPIC WIN pic of a lolcat holding a shrimp cocktail and I CANT EVEN

"I CAN HAS SHRIMP?" says the cat

A+++++ would mog this cat

>>5061644
epic quasi-chatGPT brainrot anon. You got a chuckle out of me.

>>5061606
>who's going to stop us
The natives with tunnels like in the last 4 wars you've lost.

>>5061197
Now this is a mega project we can all get behind.
>better hunting and fishing
>more green energy opportunities
>end desertification
>end agricultural water conflict
>save the devil’s hole pupfish
Make Bonneville Lake Again.

>>5061676
>Make Bonneville Lake Again.
Would love that to happen because that would flood away all the Mormons

>>5061410
There are less than 3000 Somalis in Utah you absolute chode.

>>5061724
There's over 10,000 in Utah...
https://www.ksl.com/article/50580152/salt-lake-is-totally-different-helping-utahs-largest-refugee-community-of-10000#

Also WTF are there any Somali's in F'ing Utah?
Does every country on the F'ing planet need a diversity quota of F'ing Somali pirates?

Stop existing Fed.

>>5061663
>The natives with tunnels like in the last 4 wars you've lost.
LOL...
"Hey guys, in the vietnam war America with a population at the time of 170 million lost 58,281 soldiers. North Vietnam with a population of 18 million lost 1.1 million soldiers and probably a million more civilians.
North Vietnam and Vietnam in general was a poor shithole back then and still remains one today."

"But America lost guys lol."


Peak delusion.

>>5061222
Noice one, glowie. Checked.

>>5061676
Yes.

>>5061783
>we won because they lost more soldiers than us!
Peak americope, Vietnam is still there, they won

>>5061663
thats because nobody wanted to take the steps that is required to win a war, everyone is whining "muh warcrimes"

this thread's continued existence is proof that the jannies hate /an/ and want it to die. there is no other explaination for such a thoroughly and obviously off-topic thread to stay up for so long.

>>5061799
>think it only applies to one board
>>>/diy/2943348

>america gets questionned or criticized in any way, shape of form on 4chan
>flocks of obese virgin men immediatly summoned to lecture everyone about we secretly wished we were at their place, living the dream
never cease to amaze me

>>5061801
>>think it only applies to one board
oh no, i never said that. obviously this isn't an /an/ exclusive problem, this is just proof of it applying to /an/.

>>5061799
>jannies hate

the rest is redundant

>>5061187
im american and i think the concept of utah is retarded

>>5061799
>thread about a problem in nature in america
>"I-IT'S OFF-TOPIC I-IT'S OFF-TOPIC I-IT'S OFF-TOPIC J-JANNIES HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
sharts are so fucking pathetic lmao

>>5061840
take a quick glance at the thread and tell me how much of it is about nature, and how much of it is about other politics.

>>5061845
yeah it's because from the very first post, it's sharts not wanting to confront problems in their own country

>>5061849
so you literally admit that the entire thread is off-topic? even if you give op the (unreasonable) benefit of the doubt that he didn't intend for this thread to be a /pol/ exclave, almost every single post in this thread is off-topic and deserves to be deleted, if not the entire thread.

>>5061783
Look, for Vietnam the war was about conquering/uniting South Vietnam, which they did, so they won the war.
The only thing the US side won was some rich assholes getting richer off war industry, and the chilling effect the brutality had on communism in the third world.

>>5061889
>the chilling effect the brutality had on communism in the third world.
What would that be? A beautiful year-round climate and one of the lowest cost of livings in the world?

>>5061153 (OP)
Animals & Nature?

>>5062014
op put the word monoculture on the op. that means it's on-topic.

>>5062014
>lakes aren't nature

>>5062034
this thread isn't about lakes and you know it

>>5062048
It could be, but seppos get rectally ravaged any time you aren't fellating their country

>>5061793
America wasn't trying to wipe Vietnam off the map you moron.
America was trying to ensure that communism in Vietnam never became a significant power.
And guess what? It never became a significant power.
>>5061889
>Look, for Vietnam the war was about conquering/uniting South Vietnam, which they did, so they won the war.
No anon. Vietnam was a satellite state of the USSR and CCP. America wanted Vietnam to be independent or an American satellite state. Nothing about Vietnam at the time was Vietnamese people fighting for their own independence.
>>5061950
>What would that be? A beautiful year-round climate and one of the lowest cost of livings in the world?
Aha, the shithole country that lies about everything 24/7. Literally reports zero coof-coof deaths. Lol, Like the Philippines, every time a Vietnamese person saves enough money they permanently move out the country.
>>5061799
>jannies hate /an/ and want it to die
The jannies are feds and all the different boards on 4ch are just different places for inserting propaganda from time to time.
That's it.
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>>5062113
>Feds made every topic about America because they're feds. Because they work for America.
>Feds always blame one party to give the false impression of your vote and party mattering.

>>5061626
I LOVE THEM

>>5061415
>What country? The top 17 school massacres in terms of death count aren't even in America
Comparing yourself to third world shitholes doesn’t help your case very much
>The 12 most obese countries in the world aren't America either
Me when I lie

>>5062158
Holy asshurt

>>5062172
>Comparing yourself to third world shitholes doesn’t help your case very much
Lol, the UK and Russia are "third world shitholes"?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_massacres_by_death_toll

Lol, by your "logic" the Netherlands having the greatest average height doesn't support the claim of the Netherlands being tall because you're comparing the Netherlands with shorter countries.
Pure fed brainrot zero-logic chatgpt statements.
Hilarious.
>Me when I lie
You are lying. Because you're a fed...
Attached are the most obese countries in the world...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_obesity_rate
>>5062179
Wow, you're so butthurt fed anon.

>>5062179
>>5062172
Do you feds like brine shrimp?
I like brine shrimp.
Brine shrimp live in Utah.

>>5061413
He does it on almost every board. On slow boards it's very noticeable that it's mainly just one guy. The way he does this is that he spends every waking hour, every day, on 4chan. He lives on disability and doesn't go outside. He's done this for almost 10 years and he's 37 years old.

Dont tell leftypol how communist countries treat their natural habitats and wildlife

>>5062113
anon, the political faggotry started in the op. it's very obvious what op's intention with the thread was.

>>5062189
The US has daily school massacres because of the systematic disenfranchisment (communist de-privileging aka robbery) of whites, the spread of tribal warfare culture from blacks, overprescription of drugs that blunt emotional response like SSRIs, and the spread of highly potent marijuana which does in fact cause short and long term schizophrenic episodes.

Comparing it to military actions is apples and oranges. Its the result of an attempted communist takeover. Yes, white privilege was a codeword for kulak scum.

>>5061153 (OP)
>nooooo you can't use water that's communism reeee
you know the water would just go to agriculture right? individual household use of water isn't a major contributor to water usage just like individuals aren't a major contributor to atmospheric carbon
>>5061190
America is first world, yurop, not so much

>>5062339
>My favorite nazi pedophile telegram channels keep pumping out nihilistic right wing mass shooters
>Here's why communists and marijuana forced us to do this

>>5062345
Those telegram channels exist because young white men were systematically disenfranchised by communist ideology - equity, diversity, inclusion, affirmative action. They were also demonized.

And they would not be even half as psychotically violent if the legal 32% THC bud they smoked didnt cause temporary to permanent schizophrenia. Which, by the way, is the same source of most black crime. Blacks remains overrepresented among mass shooters. This is almost entirely due to marijuana’s long term effects.

Your belief in ultimate personal accountability is fallacious. You know and I know it is incorrect. People will always fail if you expect them not to react to your evil. THIS is why communism and liberalism always collapse and only a lightly autocratic monarchy that oppresses pleasure seeking behavior is the most stable system humanity has ever ran (see: china, basically ruled by a king).

>>5062348
And
>inb4 china is communist
China is highly capitalist. They just don’t believe corporations should be the equals of the state. Capitalism does not mean ultimate liberty, democracy, and equality for all. It means owning and trading in goods, services, and money. If china continued attempting communism their economy and society would have collapsed.

>>5061197
they're all ready in the interior, they all attach to the mississippi

>>5061211
>lol i live in western europe
so a third world shithole on the same tier as india

>>5061270
like 85% of kids murdered with guns are black male gang members in their teens

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>>5061533
more like we don't like thirdies bitching about our country when third world countries like yurop are way worse

>>5061551
America is literally the only first world country on the planet

>>5061676
>>5061197
>>end desertification
>>end agricultural water conflict
Do you faggots live on the worst coast? there aren't any deserts east of the rockies outside of like texas and there isn't any agricultural water conflict east of the rockies outside of like texas

>>5061802
>be a yuro
>your pants are literally full of shit and you are dressed as a tranny
>talk shit about the US because the US has a grass stain on his knee while your pants are literally full of shit

>>5062339
>The US has daily school massacres
we don't. there were like 14 mass shootings last year and only like 3 were in schools

i think the most logical solution is to pump fresh water out of california (and make Californians pay for the pipes)

>>5062393
America hasn't been first world in 40 years now.

>>5062421
based
>>5062432
America has always been first world. yurop has been third world for the past 125 years

>>5062421
California doesn't really have "fresh water" anymore, they pump "recycled" water bsck into the aquifer, they call it "recharging" to make it sound less gross.

>>5062179
It's a sickly zigger that showed up last week and is calling anyone that slightly disagrees with him a fed. He's been shitting up several threads. His draft date can't come soon enough so we can eventually see a webm on /k/ of him getting eviscerated by a Ukranian drone and bleeding out on the battlefield crying for mommy

>>5062339
>systematic disenfranchisment (communist de-privileging aka robbery) of whites
Ahh yes Littleton CO, a 98% white town that was devastated by communist de-privileging and blacks in 1999.
You fucking incel niggers are sickening to watch. Thank God you will never breed and will die alone in an apartment where you won't be noticed for weeks.

>>5062485
Yes, young white guys have been on no-hire lists and unable to escape small shitholes. That’s been going on for a while. On top of that, legal marijuana has caused schizophrenia rates to skyrocket.

>>5062443
America barely entered first world status roughly a century ago, and lost it half a century later. Tough luck.

>>5062482
>zigger
yuro tranny detected

>>5062491
America is currently the only first world nation. yurop and india are indistinguishable from each other

>>5062485
you mean the shooting that proved antidepressants and increasingly realistic violent video games have a relationship with mass violence, facts industry studies swept under the rug ASAP?

dylan was a pothead and eric was slamming luvox in addition to being a pothead
one causes schizophrenia and one causes emotional detachment and suicidal behavior
exposure violent media causes an involuntary weakening of empathetic responses and increased violent fantasies

what a coincidence. also, the klebolds were jewish, not white, and neither shooter was a loser. they were just on pot and antidepressants and enjoyed violent media.

this pattern keeps repeating

>>5062394
I just think a Southern Great Lakes would be cool.

>>5062014
americans may not be natural but they're certainly animals in every respect

>>5062684
hey aren't you that 37 year old wog with agp?

>>5062684
>yuro troon seethes about America

>>5062350
>don’t believe corporations should be the equals of the state
lol, lmao even.you literally cannot do business in china unless its with a government run business, the ccp is its own corporation

>>5061187
Imagine being so sensitive about the USA (and the fact that we're fucked) that even the mere mention of any actual problems we are facing as a people are met with seething butthurt poorly-disguised as a superiority complex.

It's genuinely embarrassing, man.

>>5061652
Wrong use of 'quasi', in this case the word 'pseudo' would be correct since anon is pretending to be a bot - which you insinuated they were. 'Quasi' means that whatever object/subject in question happens to serve a purpose it wasn't intended to serve either in addition-to or despite its original intention.

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