Thread 5062642

JFC, these are the saddest looking monkeys I've ever seen.

>>5062642 (OP)

>The best candid photo they could get of the animals was them huddling together in a corner like holocaust victims.

It's sad, but also lmao.

>>5062642 (OP)
>raising monkeys for a profit
What compels people to do this? Surely you could make more money with less effort breeding literally anything else

>>5062668
imagine, if you will, slammed Macaques

>>5062642 (OP)
a million billion keks at these KWABs

>>5062673
Mine eyes have been opened
I now see with clear vision what must be done

>>5062642 (OP)
Their purpose is to breed then their infants are forcefully taken from them. Those monkeys have unspeakable mental trauma.

>>5062642 (OP)
LOL! wtf.
Sorry, that cracked me up laughing....
Seriously, The owners must have long-term brain damage from meth or be on the autism spectrum to think this picture is ok.

I hate monkeys but this picture still managed to illicit a tiny amount of sympathy from me.

>>5062642 (OP)
Dumbass boomer really lacks self awareness. What is this demented scene meant to appeal to, monkey torturers?

>>5062673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpyAOhE0YeA

>>5062728
It's an advanced post-modernist marketing technique anon.
You make the animal look like it's being abused so that someone purchases it out of concern and pity.
69 dimensional string theory hyper hiv chess move right there.

>>5062728
He's evil

They look pitiful.

lmao there's more

>>5063322
They are absolutely terrified of him. They were beaten, hurt and were powerless watching their infants taken from them.

>>5063326
https://www.exoticanimalsforsale.net/profile/74935/curt-krebs

>>5062741
You are retarded nobody is going to buy a troop of monkeys costing 40000 usd out of pity.

Anyone fancy buying a diaper-trained baby monkey?

>>5063328
You know, my grandfather (rest his soul beaten to death by chimps) always said "son, never buy yourself a monkey from a man looking to get out of the primate trade"
I think I'll be taking his advice, won't be acquiring my next monkey from a man who's been chewed up and spit out by the game
Any man who buys one of those "pet" primates is a FOOL

Is this even legal?

>>5063326
He probably treats them better than 99% of the monkey owners I've seen on 4chan

>>5062642 (OP)
Not me, I've been to Sukhumi

This Krebs guy comes up a lot in the monkey world

https://newspaper.animalpeopleforum.org/2000/04/01/the-animal-underworld-allegations/

Reminds me of that one line in Tiger King that monkey people are all insane

Why is there no price listed?

>>5062642 (OP)
>Florida
Well yeah, it's the home state of meth-using Trump voting leatherneck boomers. You think they actually have compassion for animals and nature?

>>5063374
If you have to ask you can't afford them.

>>5063381
The Mayor of Florida, Francis Xavier Suarez , is Hispanic anon.

"Mexican criminal groups dominate the wholesale distribution of Mexican black tar and brown powdered heroin and methamphetamine in Florida"
https://www.justice.gov/archive/ndic/pubs5/5169/overview.htm

I mean, what voters are you talking about?
A greater proportion of whites voted republican than Hispanics.

>>5063421
Where did I say anything about race?

>>5063370
This is basically the monkey equivalent of a puppy mill so no their only purpose is making infants to be taken away

>>5063428
Most baby boomers are white anon...
80% of the American population was white in 1965...

>>5063463
>>5063421
Return to /pol/

>>5063464
Knowing basic statistics = /po/ ?
Have anything else to say fed anon?

>>5063473
Yes, it’s /po/. Also, stop calling people feds when you are one. It’s bad form. At least call them mossad.

>>5063475
You are a fed, because you're telling people to visit /pol/. Because reality hurts your fed feelings.

>>5063478
May your issue gun be replaced with a p320

>>5063483
More random chatgpt bot replies at five.

>>5063493
If you were a 4channer you would have got the joke. Even redditors would get the joke.

>>5063496
>Fed anon admits that reddit and 4ch are the exact same left-wing shitholes with the same people and the same feds.

>>5063496
It doesn't know anything about guns because it's a zigger ESL. It's why it calls everyone feds. It's using Google Translate and it's the only insult it knows

>>5063498
>Fed samefags because he's upset that nobody laughs at his jokes.

>>5063497
No it’s about you not really belonging here. You’re either a Q boomer or an eastern europoor/chang conscripted to spam propaganda.

>>5063507
or god forbid, an aging us government employee posting on 4chan as a desk job

what a sad life that would be
>white replacement amirite fellas
>lets all get mad
>You got any (you)s yet lieutenant?

>>5063473
>>5063475
What does the papercraft and origami board have to do with this?

>>5063507
>Said the fed that loses his shit over basic demographic data... Said the fed knows 4ch is basically owned by the feds.

>>5063512
Lol /po/ is an actual board? That's pretty funny.

>>5063510
You're literally the first person to even mention white replacement fed anon.
Ok, so that's why you didn't like my boomer stats.
We're allowed to get angry at a monkey being tortured but anything that even inadvertently suggests white replacement needs to be suppressed.
Makes sense now. Was wondering why you were losing your shit at that.

>>5063523
>>5063517
So who pays you? Putin, xi, or hegseth? All 3 sides propaganda says the same shit for different reasons

Let’s deduce.

Tell me, does russia have a bright future?

>>5063526
As far as I know fed anon, none of those people care about Florida monkey torture or white demographic trends in Florida...
Not really relevant to the topic of this thread.

>selling them by the troop
how long until he gives up? hedge your bets

>>5063333
Squirrel monkeys don't deserve this. Should be a baby longtail macaque instead

>>5063533
>unable to answer
Shill confirmed. I don’t care which side you’re on all I needed to know is that "calls everyone a fed" anon is an unc that doesn’t belong here and only shitposts for shekels.

Return to /pol/.

>>5063537
Your political gatekeeping isn't working fed anon.
Calm down. Learn to act like a human being.
>>5063536
What did the longtail macaque do to you anon haha?

I'm just going to say it
Million pity

>>5062642 (OP)
Happy Capuchin for cojmparison

>>5062692
bruh theyre literally frowning

>>5063365
KEK

>Thread gets multiple replies while I was gone
>Turns out it's just retards fighting over politics
Fucking hell
Also how is this site still up wtf

>>5063541
They are very naughty monkeys

>>5063759
Oh wow, they sell wolfdog mixes.

>>5063772
Kill yourself

>>5063546
It's fucked up that cartel tier animal torture is a funny may may on this board

>>5063759
it's a honeypot

>>5063809
Guy has a petting zoo business so the ad seems legit.

>>5062642 (OP)
>>5062692
This is too depressing, can someone
please faceapp big white smiles on their faces please

>>5063813
He means 4chan being a hobeypot. It isn't but it has 0 security and the admins are obviously cooperating with police if you are involved in a crime

>>5063370
I mean people on 4 chan were literally involved in distribution and creation of monkey torture material so yeah, he does treat them better, but he also running a Pink flamingos tier infant kill.

>>5063825
*Infant mill

>>5063772
Ok, fair enough lol.
>>5063759
>Also how is this site still up wtf
4ch is literally owned by the feds.
8ch had 20x the traffic but wasn't owned by the feds so it was shut down.
That's it.
Not that complicated.

>>5063823
STFU fed, 4ch is a fed honeypot. You ARE evil. You ARE stupid. You could have scored a far better government job but you're stuck doing this stupid 4ch fedshit 4ever and ever. Because you're too stupid to be employed anywhere else. Your whole life right now revolves around defending fed asset Hasan Piker as he electrocutes his dog but denouncing monkey torturers at the same time. You are evil. You ARE a psychopath. You ARE a genetic reject that nobody will ever love. The 2020's is the only time in history where your uniquely defective personality is useful to anyone.

>>5063871
You've been having a schizi meltdown this whole thread jeet. Go play on the train tracks.

>>5063871
Toxoplasmosis claims another one. RIP your sanity.

>>5063910
>>5063924
You're a loser fed anon.
Even your autistic boyfriend hates you.

>>5063807
Quite pitiful you could say

>>5063809
There is a chance but idk, at the same time it doesn't seem that likely. Definitely at least a scam offer there though, domain has been running since 2004 according to Internet Archive

>>5063984
They're really cute but also so ugly I don't know how to feel about them

How does the mammal pet trade work? Can people still import animals or are these all the descendants of animals from when regulations were less strict?

>>5063328
>browsing through website
>almost all states selling exotic animals are Missouri, Ohio, Tennessee Texas, Georgia or Florida
I am Jack's complete lack of shock

>>5063993
it must be the latter. Some faggot on that website is selling a full heard of 16 exctinct in the wild chinese deer and the same faggot has 30 eurabian deer.

These animals belong in a museum!

>>5064014
How can you possibly care for a heard of Dee

>>5063993
>>5064014
It’s both. Underground reptiles was selling wild caught sloths not long ago. It reeks of wildlife trafficking

>>5062642 (OP)
why are boomers so evil?

>>5064896
Lead poisoning plus circumcision trauma

Basically every serial killer was circumcised. They do it without anesthesia and it permanently alters brain development. 50% of the most innervated skin on the human body is peeled off and cut without anesthesia.

>>5064896
Can you tell me you've never dreamed of being a king, nay, a GOD to a pitiful troop of little monkeys? Ruling over them as you force them to breed in atrocious conditions, stealing their offspring from their arms and perpetuating your tyranny for monkey generations beyond counting, until your overlordship is ingrained within their very genetic memory?

>>5063985
They look like babies and old men at the same time. It's rather unnerving

>>5062642 (OP)
>>5062692
>>5063322
>>5064896
Boomers are evil but I’m surprised these monkeys get to live in a clean enclosure outdoors and aren’t in a box in the back of a trailer park. What exactly is the problem here?

Kill all macaques

>>5065025
Keeping any pet captive for personal gain is wrong. It's just easier to see when they're closer phylogenetically.

I wnded up seeing the cruel world of monkey videos and boy it feed your racism against black chinknoids. Monkeys are the most punished animal in nature, whole troops tortured by people that never wore a shoe in their life.

>>5065025
The whole stealing their infant over and over and over again thing mostly..

>>5065025
They are too social and intelligent to just gloss over >>5065598 mostly

>>5063519
They get caught in the crossfire all the time and its hilarious and sad at the same time.

I think monkey torture is the most hilarious thing ever.

>>5063381
Fuck off redditnigger

>>5064898
>Lead poisoning plus circumcision trauma

Lol, that's too stupid to be an organic post.
That has to be another fedpost.
Americans are literally stupider now than they were in the boomer generation.
American IQ peaked in the 70's.
Nobody becomes a raging animal torturer or serial killer because they were circumcised lol.

>>5065025
>What exactly is the problem here?
They're white and OP is a fed lol.
That's literally it.

>>5065117
>Keeping any pet captive for personal gain is wrong.
See, crazy vegan fed activist that won't complain about anyone but white people from owning animals for some reason.

>>5065598
>>5065625
Sounds like you haven't heard of these magical places called Asia and Africa then...

>>5066013
You're brown.

>>5063869
>>5063871
>owned by the feds
>is a fed honeypot
Are you retarded? Just because the site is being monitored doesnt mean ownership. And if you are a normal, thinking, non-retarded, non-autistic human being, you will ask yourself "what has the website done to warrant an oversight/monitoring?" and then realise that there are retarded people who go to this site to boast their inhumanity. Feds keep an eye on this place for a reason. And unlike 4ch which is mostly civil, 8ch was a literal "den of scum and villainy".

>>5066074
You're a loser fed anon.
Everyone knows that 4ch is owned by the feds.
Everyone knows that most 4ch posts are from feds.
Cat's out the bag.
Too late.
You're not selling snow to an Eskimo any time soon.

>>5063825
>Pink flamingos tier infant mill
Bro, I reference Waters movies here all the time and no one ever gets the references so I just wanted to let you know that I got it and I appreciate you, pham. You better get them chacha heels for Christmas. Black ones.

>>5062642 (OP)
>These are NOT pets so please don't think you're going to change that
Challenge accepted

>>5063553
How the FUCK do you know that one is happy but the OP ones aren’t? Looks like the one you posted just took it in the ass like the joker and he wants to die.

>>5066029
Could you please just go back to /his/

>>5066136
hmm, zoophiles have quite the imagination it seems. Seriously brain damage is sad.
>>5066141
I didn't even come from /his/.
but ok, only after you go back to discord.

>>5063993
You can still import animals but it's super strict so it's mostly the latter. This also drives up prices because now you have to captive breed them and the labor + scarcity. That's why fire belly toads that used to be $5 each and found in every petstore are now $50 each and can only be bought from breeders.

You try to talk about this and retard redditors will go "YOU WANT WILD CAUGHT??? YOU'RE EVIL IT'S GOOD EVERYTHING IS RARE AND EXPENSIVE NOW" as if it didn't destroy literally every hobby. That's why there are no new fish, no new reptiles, no new amphibians, or birds, or inverts or plants being introduced. Go to a reptile expo now and it's all the same three species that every retard can shove into shoeboxes and pyramid skeem breed with minimal effort.

I also heard of the conspiracy that it's on purpose because they want to bankrupt fish farms/exotic animal ranches in Florida to take their land for housing developments. With how the FWS down there is in cahoots with a lot of real estate investors I wouldn't doubt it.

>>5066372
The issue with wild caught is brown skins not understanding a limit and instead purging wild populations to nothing.

>>5066029
Who is this tourist that keeps whining about fed posting. Is this the same guy who calls everyone a bot when he says something retarded and people point it out as retarded?

>>5066489
>Who's the fed that that keeps on whining about people calling out feds.

>>5066450
>it's an anon can't stop thinking about brown people episode

>>5066589
>Said the brown anon who refuses to live in his own countries.

>>5066593
I'm trans

>>5066589
You wouldn't be upset unless it was true.

>>5066450
so true, those things never EVER happened in europe or the states

>>5066888
I'm just annoyed with you faggots constantly thinking about threads with your calvinkleinobsessionformen.jpg shit

>>5062654
this

>>5063984
That is a very naughty monkey. It needs to be taught proper discipline

You just know that motherfucke is into BMT

>>5062642 (OP)
There's no such thing as raising monkeys for profit, is there? It takes a couple years for the mother to gestate/raise each baby before being able to have another one.

>>5068254
One Capuchin Monkey young every two years if you allow them properly raise the infant. I guess the 'for profit' partially depends upon how much you can sell them for, but I'm also willing to bet that if you don't actually care about the infant's long-term health and development or emotional bonds then you could force two pregnancies a year on each female and sell on the infants way before they'd naturally be ready to leave their mothers.

>>5062673
I slammed macaque in ur mums vagine

>>5066029
>IQ
Who asked? And that's solely because of nonwhite versus human population at the time, literally nothing else.
Tetraethyl lead from car gasoline poisoned an entire generation and it's not only documented and physically provable with any living example of a boomer on MRI, it resulted in the advancement sterilization technology like basically all clean rooms were made because HUH everything has a thin layer of fucking lead on it and that fucks up shit that has less than a thou of tolerance.
What a horrible boomer troll/AI post

>these animals are NOT pets
>they are BREEDERS
>PURELY FOR BREEDING
>there is no affection or familiarity in this BREEDING
>just pure animalistic BREEDING
>all the animals have the fear of GOD in their eyes
I find this a bit suspicious.

>>5068382
>Who asked?
You did you fucking idiot.
>And that's solely because of nonwhite versus human population at the time
Then why in the fuck is lead used explain away all IQ differences between ethnicities today?
>and it's not only documented and physically provable with any living example of a boomer on MRI
No anon, you can't determine whether or not somebody grew up in a country or era that used leaded petrol based on an MRI scan.
>it resulted in the advancement sterilization technology like basically all clean rooms were made because HUH everything has a thin layer of fucking lead on it and that fucks up shit that has less than a thou of tolerance.
Again wrong. What would pass as a modern cleanroom first became a thing due to integrated circuits and their completely unique manufacturing demands. Even today, 10% to 20% of CPU chips made need to be discarded because a random particle ruined the chip.
>What a horrible boomer troll/AI post
Said the idiot who unironically believes that circumcision makes "boomers" torture monkeys.

>>5066372
>That's why there are no new fish, no new reptiles, no new amphibians, or birds, or inverts or plants being introduced.
>Waaah! I can't Consoome moreproduct for my personal zoo.
>I can't get more animals for muh pyramid schemes
>I want every animal under the sun to be buyable by me for muh backyard
We already have virtually every animal. Upset you can't import XL mountain goats? Then go selectively breed for that shit like what we did with the great dane.

>>5066489
Yeah I've noticed him too just ignore the queer.

>>5068537
> fuck off atheist that human has dominion over the animals