Thread 5062779

Why does nobody ever hype up the Golden Eagle while we hype up apex predator animals like the Tiger?

>perfectly stealthy, top speeds can fly around as fast as a bullet, can see and detect prey miles with its telescopic vision and has reflexes while flying that can make it able to swiftly dodge through tons of small openings in impossibly dense forestry at over 100mph.

>4 foot tall heavy af behemoth with razor sharp claws that are as big as the average human male dick size

>literally hunts and carries away prey as big as wolves and mountain lions

>>5062779 (OP)
>why do mammals think other mammals are much cooler than feathershits that weigh less than 20 lbs and crash into windows

>>5062779 (OP)
Nah, I'm constantly talking up my big bird chad, the golden eagle. I would like one as a pet.
No one IRL gives a shit tho

>>5062779 (OP)
Its a lightweight incel that needs surprise hit and runs to compete and still gets mogged by a 12 year old with a baseball bat

Meh animal.

>>5062825
20 pounds but also travels like more than 150 mph tops and attacks by smashing into things with 5 inch long blades at those top speed transfering all of that force. Also can fly through dense forestry like a spy dodging alarm lasers at over 100mph and can see miles into the distance flawlessly.

>>5062779 (OP)
>6 foot wingspan
imagine the feathery hugs

>>5062825
Kek, FPBP

they are super cool

>>5062779 (OP)
What do you mean, eagles could be considered the most glazed apex predator in human history. For thousands of years countless coat of arms display fucking eagles

>>5062779 (OP)
because its not a harpy eagle or a wedge tail, or a condor

>>5062779 (OP)
For when you want to snipe in a melee based game:

>>5063911
>>5063909
based bird

They just aren't impressive to most people. There's no visible musculature, the shape really is gangly, they make high pitched girly noises, are flimsily built and weak, and are not a real threat to any human.

>>5062779 (OP)
Is it compatible with human male in terms of theoretical copulation?

>>5067180
Maybe

>>5062779 (OP)
They're very based IRL, and are the model for "The Eagle" throughout all of the Eurasian Antiquity, but they have a bit of a bland paint job compared to other birbs of pray. Bald "eagles" aren't even true eagles and are kinda dumb, but they look majestic af, so more people think they're cool.


Check out @BenWoodruffFalconry on YT. He makes tons of cool vids on birb of pray and falconry writ large. It's genuinely fascinating stuff that has been practiced in the Old World for thousands of years, but was not known to be practiced in the New World at all, even though we know they kept them as pets.

>>5062779 (OP)
>There are something like 60 species of Eagles while there are only nine species of Big Cats.
>A Tiger is something you can only see in a zoo while you can see Golden Eagles in the wild quite frequently if you live in their range.
>Tigers are well known for killing and eating people while Golden Eagles are commonly used in falconry.
>Tigers have a unique and instantly recognizeable stripe pattern while Golden Eagles are solid brown.
From the perspective of the average person, Tigers are just more cool than Golden Eagles.

>>5067448
wtf now he would have a shit covered finger gross

>>5067448
goddam thats hot. source?

>>5062779 (OP)
>Why does nobody ever hype up the Golden Eagle
It was literally one of the main symbols of the greatest empire in human history.

>>5069231
There's no shit in or around the actual vagina seen here. The poo tube is sealed off at that point

Mongolians hunt wolves with em, I think that's pretty cool.

>>5067448
Uuuuuu.
Is he trying to help her lay an egg.

>>5067180
No.
External manual or mouth-to-vent are the only practical means of engagement.

>>5067448
Ah fuck. Now I have to go search for a video of somebody fucking one of those like that one guy with the emus or ostriches or whatever.