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Anonymous No.5064074 [Report] >>5064124 >>5064377 >>5065788 >>5067189 >>5068833
Imagine a blue whale getting rabies.
Anonymous No.5064076 [Report] >>5064093 >>5064391
It would immediately beach itself.
Anonymous No.5064093 [Report]
>>5064076
>because of the hydrophobia
gave me a giggle
Anonymous No.5064124 [Report] >>5064127
>>5064074 (OP)
Now I kind of want to test this.
Anonymous No.5064127 [Report] >>5064133 >>5064249 >>5065774 >>5065834
>>5064124
>breaking news, Local Evil hateable loser incel chud injects blue whale with a comically large needle filled with the blood of multiple killed and juiced rabies infected racoons!
Anonymous No.5064133 [Report] >>5065834
>>5064127
>"When asked why he did this to an endangered blue whale he said 'Because it's cool.' and 'I'm doing real science here, getting answers to the questions we all have.'"
Anonymous No.5064249 [Report] >>5064251 >>5064879
>>5064127
umm, akshually I'm positive that there is no viremia in rabies. Anon should use a comically large needle filled with mortared salivary glands/medullas oblongatas instead
Anonymous No.5064251 [Report]
>>5064249
Duly noted for my future experiment, anon.
Anonymous No.5064377 [Report]
>>5064074 (OP)
Why did they evolve upsidedown?
Anonymous No.5064391 [Report]
>>5064076
fpbp
Anonymous No.5064879 [Report]
>>5064249
well, if the whole raccoon was juiced, there would likely be some pulped salivary glands in the concoction.
Anonymous No.5065768 [Report] >>5070225
What if a facehugger implanted an alien into an Orca through its blowhole. Jesus imagine an orca/alien hybrid. I think 100 gorillas could beat an orca alien hybrid, assuming the alien had legs, an orca-like torso, and the scale of an orca. If it was a hybrid, but still the size of an average xenomorph, it would probably only take 5 gorillas, maybe 10. 20 alligators
Anonymous No.5065774 [Report]
>>5064127
Woah calm down dude this isn't pol
Anonymous No.5065788 [Report] >>5070251
>>5064074 (OP)
What do blue whales taste like?
Anonymous No.5065834 [Report]
>>5064127
>>5064133
I kekked.
Anonymous No.5067189 [Report]
>>5064074 (OP)
I think about this often, especially of giving it to orcas, with how social and coordinated they are; it would cause a lot of problems I feel like.
Anonymous No.5068833 [Report]
>>5064074 (OP)
You just watched that one episode of Primal didn't you?
Anonymous No.5070225 [Report]
>>5065768
k-kino
Anonymous No.5070251 [Report]
>>5065788
sarty mirk and coin