Thread 5071014

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Anonymous 11/10/2025, 1:16:56 AM No.5071014 [Report] >>5071028 >>5071043 >>5071070 >>5071076 >>5071078 >>5071113 >>5071211 >>5071262 >>5071391

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Who would win in a fight?

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 1:31:56 AM No.5071028 [Report] >>5071038

>>5071014 (OP)
has the rhino killed anyone

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 1:47:10 AM No.5071038 [Report] >>5071063

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>>5071028
Yes.

Some drunk college kid jumped the fence after hours and got trampled to death. The zoo covered the incident up because they didn't want to euthanize the rhino and lose AZA accreditation. It has committed homicide and evaded the justice system, and Dexter found out through his MPD connections.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 1:52:14 AM No.5071043 [Report] >>5071048

>>5071014 (OP)
That website is pure fucking cancer. Don't go to it.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 1:58:37 AM No.5071048 [Report]

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>>5071043
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Anonymous 11/10/2025, 2:15:05 AM No.5071063 [Report] >>5071072

>>5071038
how does dexter get the rhino on the table
how much cellophane would he need

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 2:26:16 AM No.5071070 [Report]

>>5071014 (OP)
power scaling faggotry is the peak of autistic retardation

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 2:38:51 AM No.5071072 [Report] >>5071094

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>>5071063
Grok says 1080 meters of cellophane.

I don't know how he gets it on the table, though. I think he would need to rent a crane.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 2:52:51 AM No.5071076 [Report]

>>5071014 (OP)
>Know dudes that actually believe a rhino's horn wouldn't pierce Renaissance plate armor
Some people just don't have sense.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 2:57:00 AM No.5071078 [Report] >>5071119

>>5071014 (OP)
I remember this site claims Alucard from Castlevania is galaxy level or some stupid shit like that even tho his game take place inside a fucking castle

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 3:15:13 AM No.5071094 [Report] >>5071110

>>5071072
how is a bird going to help him

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 3:40:33 AM No.5071110 [Report]

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>>5071094

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 3:44:31 AM No.5071113 [Report] >>5071123

>>5071014 (OP)
Do they expect me to believe Dexter Morgan has enough strength to suplex a rhinoceros?

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 3:52:32 AM No.5071119 [Report]

>>5071078
But the starry wallpaper anon, it clearly indicates Dracula made a whole-ass universe

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 3:55:29 AM No.5071123 [Report]

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>>5071113
Rhinosisters... we are FUCKED...

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 4:09:51 AM No.5071130 [Report] >>5071227 >>5071380

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GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVED

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 5:44:47 AM No.5071211 [Report]

>>5071014 (OP)
>what can a rhino even do?

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 6:15:26 AM No.5071227 [Report] >>5071228

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>>5071130
>this nigga can beat walter white in a fight

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 6:18:38 AM No.5071228 [Report]

>>5071227
in fact of course

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 9:24:22 AM No.5071262 [Report] >>5071263

>>5071014 (OP)
VS battles takes shit like weapons into account to inflate scaling. So if a character has a magic gun that destroys mountain for one episode they put them at that level. Its retarded.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 9:26:02 AM No.5071263 [Report] >>5071265

>>5071262
i don't remember the episode where he got a magic gun that destroys mountains. is that in resurrection

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 9:38:26 AM No.5071265 [Report]

>>5071263
I meant it as a general example of how vs battles attributes character abilities.

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 4:56:46 PM No.5071380 [Report]

>>5071130
>Speed was equalized
is that really fucking necessary

Anonymous 11/10/2025, 5:46:28 PM No.5071391 [Report] >>5071463

>>5071014 (OP)
MEEEE!! I would kiss and hug the Rhino into submission until he squeaks.