Thread 5071537

Many dogs edition

Where's the real thread

>>5071543
This fat bitch ate it

Her name is heather or someth

>>5071543
This is the real one. :( Do you have a favorite dog from the op image?

>>5071552
Heather has been on an 800 calorie diet for like a year now. Not sure why she isn't losing weight faster, but she is slimming down gradually.
Maybe she has been eating too many threads when I'm not at home. It would make sense...

Apparently my dog is half husky half american eskimo dog according to the dna test

Cookie

was trying to play demon souls (original)

>>5071662
Seems like a good name for a husky. It even has obesity related connotations.

>>5071727
Train your dog to apply sprinkles more accurately please. That is just downright wasteful!

>>5070138
How do I do this? Do I just google or post online if people have a rat problem? His natural instincts will kick in and he'll go rat slaying? Also would I need any special vaccines just in case so he doesn't catch a disease from a rat bite?

>>5071537 (OP)

My dog is slowly dying of old age and it pains me to watch my best friend in such a state. I haven't been this depressed in a long time.

Why did we just stop including the informative OPs with all the links? Who is making these OPs, toxobrains?

>>5071781
huskydoo ‘em!

>>5071781
The recommended trainers tick off one of the schizos because he thinks dogs need muzzled and shocked to keep them away from cats.

/dog/ approved leash law compliance and sporting gear:
https://www.alpineoutfitters.net/
https://www.mtnridge.com/DOG-APPAREL_c_34.html

/dog/ car safety:
https://www.centerforpetsafety.org/test-results/harnesses/cps-approved-harnesses/

/dog/ approved training:
https://avsab.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/AVSAB-Humane-Dog-Training-Position-Statement-2021.pdf
https://aggressivedog.com/
https://www.youtube.com/@TrainingPositive
https://www.youtube.com/@kikopup
https://www.youtube.com/c/SimpawticoDogTraining
https://www.youtube.com/c/SusanGarrett
/dog/ disapproved training (AVOID!): Barbara Streisand

Quality dog food reviews here: https://files.catbox.moe/4qbv21.zip

>>5071776
Yeah ask farms and stuff. You work together with dog by revealing their nests and then the dogs chase and slay them. Watch some vids its pretty cool.
Good flea meds are probably a must, but Im not sure about the other stuff.

>>5071790
Thanks, going to watch some ratting videos. He likes to kill lizards in my backyard already so ratting should be a breeze.

>>5071792
Keep us updated and maybe post a vid or some pics if you actually get to it!

I should kill myself.

>>5071782
never stop posting, chad

>>5071553
should link it in old thread then

>>5072118
Make the thread yourself next time, lil bro. It was almost on page 10.

>>5072189
no faggot, make the thread properly next time

>>5072191
Now I won't on purpose you lazy fuck bitchass

>>5072194
hurt your feelings nigger?

>>5072196
Nah just your mother.

didnt notice the time >>5072198 should do your homework before school starts tomorrow

>>5072204
>t.

Pro tip: don’t bake if you’re too retarded to bake

/dog/ - schizo general

Huskies are much smarter than bassets

>>5072232
It’s not that I don’t believe you. It’s just that “””huskies””” aren’t a real breed. They're really German shepherd wolfdogs.

>he actually hunts for his meals
>AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>5072236
>t.

*crack*
*sip*
Now German Shepherd Dogs…
That’s a real smart breed!

>/old/dog finds /nu/dog
>instant schizotypal meltdown
I’m noticing

>>5072241
>t.

>notices dog general on page 9
>makes new thread

>>5072220
still mad you can't make a thread properly?

>>5072245
I have already portrayed you as the crying chihuaha and myself as the muscular chaddog thread maker. It is too late. You have lost. Cope harder. Cry more.

Bassets are extremely intelligent, but their independent nature makes them appear like they aren't. I have learned you need to be firm and very consistent with your training.

>>5072249
you're the one who started crying when I said you suck at making threads

>>5072255
>copes harder as requested
The chihuahua has exceptional obedience! I'm impressed.

>3 posts
>exactly 1 minute apart

Confirmed seething and crying chihuaha. Still coping as requested. Ha

>>5072268
wrong

>>5072268
Deranged and attention starved.

>marcies owner arrive
>/dog/ becomes unusably shit
>fedbot schizo loses an argument
>/dog/ becomes unusably shit
>even heather/leos owner fucked off
good job

i guess all of /an/ can be /dog/

>>5072275
Heather’s owner leaving was a net positive though be it.

>>5072274
>>5072273
Samefag Chihuahua still coping hard as requested. Kek

>>5072276
They were one of the better posters and fought against the schizo that recommended animal abuse as dog training desu

Too bad the basset schizo ended up in the same telegram as them and became obsessed

>>5072281
Basset x chihuaha

>>5072281
Heather, Leo, and the black wolfy dog were the cutest dogs here. So jealous schizos got mad at them for existing. RIP.

>>5072285
More

>>5071537 (OP)
What are the basics of dog training?
Had a dog as a kid and it was a nightmare to deal with, both the dog and the training. It seemed no matter what we did he would lose his shit around other animals and people (both in the family and not). Taking him on a walk was worse as he could legitimately pull your arm out of your socket.
It's kind of put me off the idea of getting a dog but I wonder if it was just because he was a German Shepherd

>>5072345
Setting up good training groundwork and early socialization are really important. Then you need to practice like 15 minutes a day to maintain the training.

>>5072345
Poop

>>5071556
Have you ever considered she's just really poofy?

>moms pup is pregnant
>mfw they can have up to 6 pups
wtf anons, I told her I'd keep them them all

>>5072359
She is very poofy, but she has a cushion of fat over her ribs that has been very stubborn.

>>5072368
Please look up littermate syndrome.

>>5072276
heatherfag was based and one of the few sane people, although, this husky, has never looked 100% like a husky. something is very off. i cant put my finger on it. their dog was

unsettling
uncomfortable to look at

do you see it?

i tried finding more pics on the archive, they all have the off vibe, and sometimes, it doesn't look like the same dog

weird?

Never owned a dog before, only cats. I'm allergic to both too. I want a doggo friend to go hiking with. I live in a cold place (snows all winter), I want him to be chill, be able to follow basic commands and not be prone to disease. What breed should I get? I don't care about pretty breeds and I don't like tiny dogs like corgi etc. Thanks in advance.

>>5072379
That’s a shepsky, just with more husky like coloration. They’re uncanny valley dogs that look like they’re barely containing psychopathic urges.

>>5072388
Poodle.

>>5072388
Belgian terv

>>5072389
>breed shepskies to shepskies to get the husky color back
>or take a rare reverse mask shepherd and have them fuck a husky just because
who would produce such a creature? whats the point?

>>5072389
Aren't huskies hard to train?
>>5072391
Poodle requires lots of maintenance, right? It will probably need constant grooming
>>5072394
I've heard shepherds have lots of genetic problems like hip dysplasia, but I do dig their look.

Will research suggested breeds thoroughly.

>>5072396
Some people have a very easy time training huskies. Some people have a very hard time training shepherds. Intelligence, according to The Science, varies more within breeds than it does between breeds in the same size class. The only difference is personality.

>>5072396
Lole I didn't understand that shepsky wasn't a reply to me.

>>5072396
Once a month on average grooming, but that's in exchange for not shedding. Pick your poison.

>>5072379
What the heck. It could be true.

>>5071776
Barn Hunt is a thing too. I hardly know anything about it aside from the name, but you might want to look into it.

>>5072345
Dogs are a lot like people. Some are genetically defective and are going to be annoying shitheads no matter what. Some are raised poorly or have bad experiences and go nuts from that. The rest are variously trainable as determined by their intelligence and biddability (innate desire to please you).

It's easier to get a dog that is naturally good and not even worry about training. I got a mutt for free. She's dumb as hell and a bitch to train because of that, but it hardly matters because the only annoying thing she really does is counter surf. I've watched friends' dogs, most of which are untrained BYB science experiments, and some of them are well behaved anyway. They're out there and they aren't that hard to find.

Fa(p)tsky!

best way to kill someone's pitbull? i was thinking putting a razer blade in some ground beef and throwing it over their fence

>>5071778
my girl just turned 11 and she's all lumpy with lipomas and her face is grey but she will still play fetch but she never catches anything anymore, she misses 9/10 balls we throw at her. back in the day she'd catch 9/10

5072438
you should swallow a razor sissy

>>5072389
I've never met one that wasn't immensely fond of people, though. Quite lovely dogs.