>So what do you do in your free time, Anon? Any hobbies?
I post on 4chan sometimes.
>Oh… okay. What board?
Mostly /g/ and sometimes /x/ or /lit/.
>So like, tech and scary stories?
Well, not just that. I like the discourse.
>Discourse?
Yeah, I mean… it’s one of the last bastions of true free speech.
>So like, memes and stuff?
No— I mean, sure, sometimes. But it’s deeper than that.
>How so?
Well, you can find real redpills if you know where to look.
>What do you mean, "redpills"?
Like truths society doesn’t want you to know.
>Such as?
Did you know IQ is actually the best predictor of success, and most women are biologically wired to hypergamy?
>Oh.
It’s all backed by data, if you dig deep enough.
>So you spend your time reading unhinged schizophrenic posts on a site designed to keep you addicted to ragebait, convincing yourself you're part of some intellectual vanguard because you memorized buzzwords from someone named 'BasedAnon420'?
>You don’t get it. It’s a community.
You're a faceless NEET yelling into a void with other faceless NEETs. You’re in a permanent adolescence loop.
That’s not fair. Some people on there are really smart.
>Yeah? And what have they accomplished?
Well, there's greentexts… and archives of knowledge...
>You just described a Tumblr blog run by a fascist.
[silence]
>Like sorry, but you’re not edgy or enlightened. You’re terminally online. You’ve mistaken paranoia for intelligence.
[silence]
>I think it’s sad you think reading conspiracy rants and telling 16-year-olds that women only want "Chads" is your idea of enlightenment.
You’re twisting my words.
>No, I’m just pointing out that you’ve confused emotional immaturity for philosophical insight.
Go outside. Touch grass. Read a book that isn’t written by a YouTuber or a 2009 /pol/ tripfag.
[silence]

>>935669550 (OP)
no one cares
>>>/r9k/

>>935669551
/thread

>>935669550 (OP)
imagine wasting all that time writing this.

>>935669550 (OP)
Why do people act like other mainstream platforms are any better tho

Chuds btfo'd beyond recovery. You'll literally save 4chan if you spam this enough in all boards

>>935669554
Personality is all in the face, only /soc/ is valid from the normie propaganda
>>935669550 (OP)
>You just described a Tumblr blog
[which one?] have they guessed which one is yours? are any of them described anywhere as 'clued in'? or has anonymity been retained?
>Like sorry, but you’re not edgy or enlightened. You’re terminally online. You’ve mistaken paranoia for intelligence.
[yes I tend to like company which doesn't gaslight people for private leisure]
>I think it’s sad you think
>I’m just pointing out that you’ve confused
>Go outside. Touch grass. Read a book that isn’t written by a...
[it is disturbing you expect me to go along with your thoughts
anyway, care to help me with any of these proposed emotions or is everyone actually an island, I just didn't get the memo?
pitiful to broadstroke me like the people you seem so repulsed by, I likely eat out more than you, and tolerate just a teeny tiny bit more authors than your hyper-inclusive exclusivity seems keen to suggest]

Fixed the issue OP, don't thank me.

i play 4chan simulator at home

Yes I am very smart thank you for the representation

>>935669550 (OP)
4chan introduced me to most if not all of my hobbies. Thanks 4chan

>>935669556
Excuse me xir, you dropped xour fedora on the ground.

>Hobbies?
I don't believe in hobbies.
>What? Haha anon you are so quirky!

no no no n oo no no no no no no DON'T BTFO ME LIKE THIS FUCK YOU OP

>Please wait a while before making a post
WHY IS IT OBSESSED??

>>935669550 (OP)

trvke nvke

>>935669550 (OP)
being 16 must be rough, huh?

>>935669550 (OP)
>So what do you do in your free time, Anon? Any hobbies?
I spam nigger on the internet
>Oh, like a spambot
Hell yeah
>Why?
NIGGER

>>935669550 (OP)

>>935669550 (OP)

>tldr
>bullied by grandma.exe the thread
>???
>profit

>>935669550 (OP)
The self proclaimed "red pilled" retards have no credibility, and are mentally masturbating at best.

>"It agrees with muh views. Yup das a red pill".

>>935669863
I agree with you anon.

Not only because if you took drugs that have anything to do with anything & they are red pills, & they red pilled you you'd really realize how easy a pill can fuck you up.. so if you get 'mah red pi' you'll see there isn't a difference between the red pill or drugs that fuck you up.