The Ten Rurus of /waifu/

>They are your waifu, your husbando; you shall not have strange waifus before me.
>You shall not take the name of other waifus or husbandos in vain.
>Remember to keep holy the pizza Day.
>Honor the QOTT and thread songs.
>You shall not be mean.
>You shall not commit thread derailment.
>You shall not steal others waifus (unless trips).
>You shall not bear 3D waifus against your neighbor.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s waifu.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s plethora of images.

And yay, the choir wept:
https://youtu.be/KrPDLxmfWPM?si=fqKJ5BiKGOEv3Xxp
>kneesocks claimed

first for anzu

Second for shots.

>>935674754
Sure, your personal experience isn't the law though.

>>935675085 (OP)
I claim Garfield

https://youtu.be/aMfSSh7kEjc?si=XoBBNRZMxhWXxkWr

>>935675147
just it cope counting a unicorn dragqueen.

claim my love for the game

Seventh for the weekend drawing near

>>935674402
Carry on carrying on.
Who's she and where is she almost?
>https://youtu.be/5lP8BZcyoEQ?si=8QPqXhDR-_jXV7S6
Think they used this in some advertisement years ago.

>>935675352
remember like i said filter this dude out mentally or otherwise i already do

lmao spending money on bitches you can't fuck is dumber than spending money on drugs. You're literally a cuck worse than a wifeswapper

Atleast the drug addict tastes the product lol you don't and then they tell you how their bf fucked them.

it's pathetic

>>935675323
What the fuck are you talking about.

>>935675585
Did you not realize you were talking to me last thread?

>>935675415
Yet you’re in every single one of my threads like a good boy

imma take a nap after gaming

>>935675414
That's all we can do, mein freunde.
https://youtu.be/KrPDLxmfWPM?si=fqKJ5BiKGOEv3Xxp
Shame about Brian Wilson, long life well lived.
Fallout 76 baby. Strange continuity concerns, bangin track.

>>935675473
>>935675554
good job with that filter btw

>>935675669
I am in multiple threads all the time on multiple sites. mostly just monitoring and here shitposting.

>>935675703
My filter isn't to ignore you. It's to track you

>>935675688
>>Fallout 76 baby. Strange continuity concerns, bangin track.
Oh no, I meant on our TV.

>>935675795
Well I mean, it HAD tv commercials. Other than that I couldn't really tell you.

>>935675620
I did.

>>935676004
it's not really important anyways but i was trying to say it's not necessary happens to be true that you can be a straight cd or transbien but that's rare.

they're similar but again doesn't actually matter to the price of tea from china

yeah filter the guy posting a fourth as much as me, do not filter me even im the root of the problem haha

>>935675737
>monitoring
Unfathomably obsessed

>>935675759
Aww I have a stalker

>>935676140
Quantity of posts do not matter in a never ending thread

https://youtu.be/Cnammbvd0FY?si=S9M_j6UazgegrehU

lol

>>935676140
What dude i told them filter my image also. You really are schizophrenic and dyslexic. If you stop baiting i wouldn't post as much probably but who cares E

>probably

Reminder that if a degenerate like Altair can find Christ, so can you.

He couldn't see Christ even if he appeared right in front of him

>>935676364
vert cute

>>935678936
hi sono

Fox.

>>935679583
uwu

https://youtu.be/u2yeNzL7rTU?si=K0ZbaE6yRHXZZy5I

>>935680509
Waifu
TEN
We are ten.

https://youtu.be/49-ARrXV9Kw?si=7CHR13t4NHNlDW5u

dnudes weird

>>935679757

>>935681465
There is 0 waifufags it is all avatarfags

https://youtu.be/DuXsQd6hjBI?si=tWhyV_x0Ml9xnkce

https://youtu.be/kFHJx7RfTmU?si=4_KUXflK7KBiMETL

>>935686983
Dude I think I got to go through and make a story on my stalker because it's gotten weird. This is the story of a min dude's having psychotic breakdowns because i do what i want.

I'm minding my own business in aki thread in 2022. Waifufags bother me so i roll to decide to come here after being asked. Get into it with nezi and neptune for being a little too gay for my taste Explorer a little bit out accidentally ended up in a group that I didn't even know was a fucking 764/cult group where they're telling each other to do extreme fucking violence against people and animals and against themselves

involves femboys and trannys with reiko

Test

Would

Same..

>>935687305
It's odd, hm? How easy you can find yourself in such a place.

>>935687456
Amusing creature,that one.

>>935688203
Yeah I regret it. When mark asked me to post here he should've told me the posters were actually psych ward crazy.

Time to cook dinner

https://youtu.be/rzbHoW7NkpA?si=pKWkGCw4lUMiS6XA

lmao

>>935688720
I know there are some like that, you know which anons, but... You do kinda take the cake.

>>935689340
I don't do anything but challenge posting reasons and say they can't keep me out and i already gave the reason why several times. Why would I leave if they're going to stalk me anyway? I might aswell get rid of the "it's just a random anon" cope they've shown they go offsite and everything

the archives are right there bro why are you lying again lol

>>935689772
Okay, so you've got retarded stalker anons, you, and everyone else.
You say the stalker anons bother you, which I can see happen, but why are you making it everyone else's problem?
Seems like nothing you do affects the people you claim harass you.

I wish your posts were easier to read.

You want pay attention to me well here i am. You get it? Instead of dealing with some random guy idk and looking crazy and they've shown they keep going even the few times i left. They go on day long rants. When randy went to jail every conversation was about him for maybe a month 24/7

>>935689958
Oh it has deeply affected them they're just in the denial stage.
>>935689891
archives are not 4chan

>>935690113
>they're just in the denial stage.
..Sure, THEY are.
And if they're not, at least you're there to welcome them.

ok good to know everything you pull out of context from the archives is now irrelevant lol

>>935690222
No i know i bother people and should stop bringing up the thread misnomer
>>935690429
I have always said that what are you hiding?

>>935690643
Then let me ask you politely to do so. I'd very much like that.

https://youtu.be/mkLNFta-EbQ?si=vBjO-ncl6oPlOAQo
what a shit major this is turning out to be.

lmao

if you get to invade this place completely freely then maysissy gets to sperg the fuck out every day tbh

>>935690743
Whatcha watching? CS?

>>935690821
Gets to? Sure. Everyone gets to do most things.
Doesn't mean I can't ask him to stop.
And it's no longer an invasion. Didn't I already win? Held territory, at this point.

>>935690937
Yea

>>935690968
Hm. What is so shit about it?
Is CS2 a thing yet? I only remember an announcement.

>>935691017
Every team that should win is losing to literal whos.
CS2 has been out for what, two years now?
Made me retire from the game.

>>935691086
>CS2 has been out for what, two years now?
...Announcement feels like last year, lol.
>Every team that should win is losing to literal whos.
Are the whos good, or the pros shit?
Are upsets not entertaining?

>>935691167
The people that should win are showing up only individually.
Not really no, the only upsets I enjoy are when the Chinese teams win since you only get to see them play during majors.

>>935690937
What's he even arguing about? Majority rules that anyone no matter where from has a place here. There is no rules as to what makes one have a reason to post.
Who even still thinks of this place as anything but a chatroom?

>>935691302
>The people that should win are showing up only individually.
What do you mean by that?
>Not really no, the only upsets I enjoy are when the Chinese teams win since you only get to see them play during majors.
Ah, I understand that.
Only game I watch progames of is Dota, and only TI, so it's all somewhat new to me.
I should watch earlier stages of the tournament, so I can see how a meta develops.

>>935691388
Just consider it a larp on his part, then.

>>935691564
They arent performing as a team, every player has a star play here and there but they can never do it together.
Dota is practically the only game I dont watch.

test

>>935691869
>Dota is practically the only game I dont watch.
...?
The only what game, Valve? Large game?

>>935691564
I mean it's anon i normally have them filtered

>>935692109
The only major esport.

>>935692318
Like I'd have any idea what games count as a major esport.
I imagine it's mostly fighting games and shooters. League and Dota, I suppose

>>935692049
Medication dude take them

>>935692392
Fighting games arent really considered eSports, they are too small.
Dota, League, previously OW, CS, Valorant, Starcraft.

>>935692506
OW is dead as an esport? Starcraft yet lives?
I'm also surprised fighting games are too small.

waifu oldfags give a single shit about their community challenge: difficulty IMPOSSIBLE!

>>935692608
The only fighting game with a significant number of players is Street Fighter and the great majority of those players are Japanese.
Even then its not that great, only the FGC and the Japanese treat is as an eSport title. Anime fighters are considered a joke and Tekken is struggling because of Namcos questionable decisions.
That isnt to say these titles dont have money in them, Street Fighter has a million dollars going around, I dont think Tekken world tour has an insignificant amount of money going around either.
ArcSys world tour has only 50 grand going around though so thats pretty much a joke.
Koreans keep starcraft alive.
Overwatch died when Blizzard pulled the plug on Overwatch League.

>>935692613
What oldfags? What community? The chatroom?

maysissy try not to add himself into conversations and onto posts that have absolutely nothing to do with him challenge (LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!)

>>935693393
anzusissy the asexual faggot try not to piss himself when he posts publicly and gets answered publicly challenge (LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!)

Why is a group in the most effeminate niche community calling eachother sissy it is tge pot calling kettle black.

>>935694160
Don’t take my thing. Oh wait, you’re a cuck poser mimic

>>935694466
meds

>>935694466
You don't own words anyway
SCHIZO TAKE YOUR MEDS

>nobody talking about anzu
>suddenly everyone is thinking about anzu

>>935695124
Quit anonposting and post your wife.

Anzu is alright

https://youtu.be/Mc05pzuA9KQ?si=NKiofu8bkJbbNyQs

Who would've guessed adding onions would improve a meal.
Boy howdy, we learning in here.

>>935696287
Onions could improve anything, even onions.

>>935696865
I heard you like onions. So I added onions to your onions, so you can eat onions while eating onions.
Damn right, a wonderful addition to most dinners.

>>935697008
Damn, there's layers to these onions.
Onions are great. I love them. A while ago I tried to eat a raw one whole. I do not recommend it.

>>935697042
Has to be yellow to eat raw. I eat fried onions frequently.

>>935697042
Oh hell yeah there are.
I once ate one whole in college as a dare. Easy 20 bucks. And yes, I was drunk.

>>935697593
Had I been dared, I would have finished the thing. But I just did it at home on a whim, taking pictures to upset anyone with sensibilities.
>Drunk.
...Yup, tracks.

https://youtu.be/OPc49JbNJ1A?si=P3IICS0J3B7lEX3O

>>935697638
>>935697593
Weak I can just do it anytime if it's yellow or red
White is hard

>>935697829
And I can eat apples. Your point?
It was a white onion. What do I care about the others?

>>935697638
I really did eat a lot of onions for a while. The cafeteria used to have a great salad bar and I would legitimately eat an entire white onion every lunchtime anyways.
Child's play!

>>935698014
...Okay, I have been outclassed.

>>935697845
I am trying to share a common experience with you. Damn a white one. Which is healthier?

>>935698353
Healthier...? I have never given such a thing thought. You eat onions for their nutritional value?

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued? cccxyy.847

>>935698094
I believe it makes me stronger. Like mowing the lawn, or doing your taxes.

>>935698895
..I've never done either of those.
And as said earlier, I am particularly weak.
There might be wisdom to this.

>>935698940
Be strong, mow your taxes!

>>935698412
I was told it purified the blood when I was younger so back then I did but now i just eat them for fun. I was just wondering for a second.

>>935699212
...I have no taxes to file, I think! (I hope!) Nor a lawn!

>>935699824
Ah, I see, valid.
But no, I've never given a crap about whether what I eat is healthy. As long as it doesn't hurt my teeth.

meh

oh he still thinks im anzu
jesus christ how sad

>>935700437
Who?

Cares

>>935700437
Either way you're one of the discord niggers the (literally impossible!!) is his thing. It's not like people even when guessed correctly will be honest here. Hell foxxy edited a picture of mentions to make it seem more than it was.
it's petty

yeah only one person can use a shitty meme format wtf was i thinking

>>935701494
You still aren't owed privacy in public thoughbeit

>>935700205
I won't be voting again.

>>935702168
You need therapy badly

I wonder if i'm the most hated person in waifu history
I still don't understand completely why but I have an idea it started with pissing on neptune calling him a faggot pedo 3 yrs ago
What a bunch of dicksuckers

>how does complaining about everything and everyone get me so hated

>>935703287
>YOU CANT USE THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE HOW ITS ALWAYS BEEN
>NOOO IT CHEWED ME UP NOW IM THE ONE HATEFUL
lol every time faggots

>>935703587
cry more

>>935703649
I'm not lol you are broken cracked
rejoice!

>>935703946
cry more

>>935703946
better?

>>935703992
BROKEN
CRACKED

Family of crybabies

pretty funny that maysissy spams mark's face every single time he posts anymore but also freaks the fuck out any time this guy posts his own face

>>935704786
I don't freak out I call him a weirdo i already caught him there and 2days sgo he replied using a superman image

>>935704990
i think it was yesterday
He complains about andy 6 a lot

plus mark is the one who said i was getting just deserts LOL

dude when he does i get compliments except when waifufags see it then they spam hate

Mark has less business in these threads than me. Hes a poltard schizo black supremacist

i did not ask

>>935705690
Imagine me needing you to ask.
You should be grateful I graced you with knowledge

>>935675147
Salud~

lmao

Good night sleepy waifus.

>>935706315
Good morning, good night.

I don't think anyone gets baited as much as me on 4chan for doing nothing wrong actually the opposite


man return's /b/ back to a toxic dump i don't like tribalism

>>935707700
/b/ was never a toxic dump, you’re just nostalgic for a bullshit vision of something you never experienced yourself

>>935707959
It was the same as it is now just now it's slower. i was around but was playing up the seasonal antagonist i been labeled as.

What hugbox did that dude crawl out of? it's a toxic dump now if you ever leave generals and it hasn't changed therefore always been a toxic dump.

maybe if you see it as harmless pranks and racism you can believe it wasn't. eh they're all sociopaths they don't notice toxicity unless it involves them.

Bump.
Also: Goodnight.

>>935711624
Sleep tight.

>>935707382
Armpitties

Good Morning All.

https://youtu.be/nno4Z-w6PMY?si=C7fgFv7lWs082Rx-

>>935715442
Hi hi

>>935715720
Good morning Viv, how are we?

>>935715844
Pretty darn good. Making game stuff and getting some neat results.

>>935715892
That sounds great! Game stuff?

>>935716029
Using AI stuff to make neat art for my tabletop games

>>935716195
Oh okay, that sounds neat. Have fun!

dude thinks i freak out with my own pic when they're pictures i posted lmao

>>935717571
he got that thousand needle stair

Thousand sneed stare.

>>935717734
never did any iv
>>935717822
wtf you on? you're the same ethnicity and pretty much look the same

Shane, you’re a fucking stereotype

>>935717571
la creatura el atrocido...

>>935717902
remember i found your instagram and you're a closeted faggot?

>>935717925
That's why i fuck bitches and you don't
feel free to prove me wrong
protip you won't

https://youtu.be/lkxSjRhYibA?si=1zAwRgSF9_aPtXkL

>>935717571
this is the face of a man who has paid a crackwhore in drugs to give him a toothless blowjob

I just realized that picture looks like a bootleg Andrew Tate.

>>935718045
No and this is the image of a guy who did the same but the bj wasn't for him it was for her bf to send him the pictures of it

>>935718138
Andrew Tate with negative rizz.

>>935717571
hit em with the fent walk

>>935718138
I have a stronger jaw than tate thankfully
I more say it's the " i offer" meme guy

>>935718180
More rizz than you. Last sex partner that wasn't jules
>>935718198
you don't know shit about fentanyl

>>935717571
straight outta compton? more like straight outta da doublewide

his shits bad. Mine ain't the best but his is terrible

>>935718326
thats a private school varsity jacket

>>935718360
for tennis btw so take that you incel freak loser anime girl loving pedos!

>>935718412
No it isn't

>>935718180
Punching ghosts and voices instead of opponents in the ring.

>>935718471
Took "shadow boxing" a bit too literally.

>>935717571
bro plays with more than just tennis balls if you catch my drift

>>935718471
That's where you're wrong otherwise i wouldn't have went to prison for fighting

>>935718499
Says the guys with gfs that aren't actually real?
Explain a waifu to me

>>935718529
sorry not a waifufag they do that

I got to get low hanging fruit
that's what you call a waifufag that hung themselves btw
a low hanging fruit
because they're gay

>>935718214
What color is your Bugatti?

>>935718776
I don't have a bugattii
not into cars tbh tates in jail fuck his bugattii i know he prefers a tricycle tbqh fam the bugattii is for the underage prostitutes

>>935718499
Bro punching the air with emf readers strapped to his wrists.

>>935718921
Lost

>>935719018
You know a lot about fighting the supernatural. You must have experience. Oh yea you do I remember you made wards and sigils

>>935718861
Absolute copium

>>935719637
cope would be making an excuse and i'm not. i don't have a bugatti but i don't care about cars. Cars are status symbols for most when a regular beater is all they actually need to do what they want.

>>935719761
Yeah, it’s a status symbol. If you have one, you have a fuck ton of money. He has two, you have none.

>>935719778
Who do i need money rabbi
i need more money to give someone

>>935719830
You can’t even spell rabbit, you fucking absolute buffoon lmao god your brain cells are fucking fried

Who do I need more money for Rabbi
you trying to make me earn you more money Rabbi

I think I broke Shane..

he dosnt have a car but he has a spot on the sex offender list

>>935719916
Nah projection it's free to look up sex offenders and im not on it you are tho on harp

last for anzu!

>>935720254
Pedo

>>935720264
owned lol !

>>935720335
>>935720335
>>935720335

>>935720290
No it's just a fact that's what he is it's not disrespectful or anything and just a label

>>935675085 (OP)
you shall pay us a 3 to 13 percent toll on all waifu business transactions

>>935720594
hi trump