/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/TN4GjxT1NDQ?si=LeIwwFCdX5fTKojk

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

first for anzu

>Dude you like can't cartoons that are of 16yos yea nevermind my dog dick dildo collection.
>animals can consent raaah

>Dude it's just a black dildo
>dudd it just looks like a horses i don't want to fuck horses
>your drawing i say you lust over means you like kids tho
why are redditors like this? im not saying they're wrong but you're just as degenerate

>>935720469
>>935720670
Are you unaware that dildos are not sentient creatures?

God damn Nuri actually owns this guy. I was skeptical of her at first but never in my life have I seen a woman completely destroy a man’s fabric of existence like that

Mornin'

>>935720254
>>935720466
What else is for Anzu?

>>935721080
are you aware drawings are not sentient creatures either?

>>935721103
>your drawing are based on children
>nooo don't remind me black dildos and dog dildos are based on their counterparts also!
lol why are redditors like this?

>>935721308
I don’t care that you fap to children. I personally don’t nor would ever but shit man there are countries where real life cp is legal and as fucked up as I think it is, the law at the end of the day is just.

>>935721399
When are you getting the property of Nuri tattoo?

>>935720466
>>935720342
The times they are a-changing

>>935721465
What is brother yapping 'bout?

>>935721400
I don't that's the thing. You do masturbate with biological animals and now you're a pedo apologist. both things are illegal
beastiality is illegal and so is child molestation (aoc) my aoc is 15 btw

>>935721432
The day you stop posting here for my attention. You want friends get an avatar you seem lonely

>>935721564
Is that a deal? I will literally fuck off if you actually get this tattoo. You already made it apparent she owns you so why not

>>935721602
You won't who are you trying to fool?

>>935721509
...fuck. Meant to tag

>>935720466
>>935720254

I don't care what internet people do but if you want to be an unhinged simp for a decade be my guest. She will never fuck you you're a cuck

>>935721618
Just tell me if it’s a deal or not, I will close 4chan forever and we will see who the man of his word is

>>935721793
No you won't
btw if you apend money on a girl to impress them like 300$ worth of cookies(LMAO) and she's fucking another guy and not ever going to fuck you
then you are a cuck.. that is humiliating

>>935721641
Frog, Skoda will not be a mega corporation this time.

They will make the factories and the machinery, but ultimately, the tank manufacturing will be done by Wiener Neustader Lokomotivfabrik, who made armored trains in the past.

>>935721890
lel, you're in with trixie, so this waifu-themed thread makes sense

>>935721890
Damn, you actually could have been rid of me. Oh well

>>935722076
Why would I do that? I'd have to start validating my purpose here again by creating stuff. I tell you this for your benefit.

Oh hell yeah baby, 1 chore down, 2 to go.
>kneesocks claimed

https://youtu.be/GQXSK6IWymk?si=L09ZiUPKVfCFAYnv

>>935722158
Good luck.
I was doing chores just now, got distracted, yay.

>>935721954
Thus it was written, thus shall it be done.
>

>>935722229
Never distracted if I'm always distracted. Making lunch right now. Sausage egg and cheese on a fresh loaf of jalapeño bread from the local bakery. Then back to chores.

https://youtu.be/vu_DVN5Y4O4?si=tpJvJEw3ZhwqWy6_

>>935722465
>Never distracted if I'm always distracted.
Yeah, see, I wish it worked that way.
Oooh, sounds good. I'd go for that right now, if it took no effort.

>>935721139
Hard candy and ecchi manga
>>935721465
Ok bob

>>935722503
Lollipops and such, hm?
The ecchi is new to me.

>>935722503
Ok bob yourself old man!

>captcha G4MGR

>>935722134
I know, you can’t live without me

>>935722491
Distractions of value are always there for me. Lawn, laundry, dishes. All valuable distractions.
I'll snag a Pic on the finale. God I miss good breakfast. It's the only thing I've ever done well at food wise.

>>935722328
Frog it's not my fault they can make an indestructible steel brick cheaper than Skoda can

Foxfu.

>>935722669
I certainly can and i'd be better. Consider suicide

>>935722852
Fox, you're not gonna believe who showed up

https://youtu.be/I_DkLCeNC2s?si=l7rKxje1cJuV5MKm

>>935723170
Well then I’m really glad I make your life worse. Thank you

>>935723211
Me.
Rejoice.

>>935723298
No you are mistaken. I would be better for and to others. You're not making my life worse you're making others experience with me worse

>>935722526
And such yes.
>>935722528
Who you calling old, punk?

>>935723330

>>935722750
Sorry, the chores ARE the distractions?
Also, friend invited me for dinner (McD), so I'll be good.

>>935723566
I feel like it is the main one, but I guess there's just the balls and such.
That's a really cute Anzu. Especially cute.

>>935722829
I remain unconvinced.

>>935723566
You, boo.

>>935723589
Literally me. You shouldn't dox tho.

>>935723635
Exactly! Always moving forward!
Too late. OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, THIS SANDWICH IN ME.

https://youtu.be/jV5vRwnrlmQ?si=jsU5px_0N8gj4REx

>>935723721
>Too late.
Oh, that was not to dissuade you from posting food.
Looks good.
>You kneesockified it.
Lol.
>You better not be eating all that.
Is it that much? Looks like a meal to me.

>>935723648
It's a case of "the finest Czech armor at the cost of speed" vs "steel brick with gun, 5% off".

13% off if you're a returning customer.

>>935723680
I told Coomer II to get the fuck off the throne and put Mike in charge

>>935723994
>13% off if you're a returning customer.
Didn't know that was a thing in that game. I'm amazed you haven't gotten bored of it, how many hours did you sink in this?

>>935723994
I mean... yea.

>>935723766
Me dissuaded? Never.
It's at least 2 meals for me. Mostly due to the amount of eggs, there's 6 eggs on that bad boy.

one eternal stortregn
https://youtu.be/P_e23Hlo2l8?=j_mD90wfFfvvULVj
fast and loud

>>935724053
It's a recent addition. Came with the Nordic countries DLC, we can choose to give certain companies contracts for various equipment now.

Like uh, 4500

>>935724155
He had to go, blowing taxpayer money on parties instead of panzers is unacceptable

>>935723378
Absolutely wonderful. I get to piss off a whole pedo ring

>>935724425
Well... it's not a real party without panzers.

>>935724244
Oi.

>>935724468
reddit is an app now

>>935724516
Oi!

>>935724425
I see I see.
Hoo whee. I don't think I've sunk that many hours to any game. It is now officially a way of life.

>>935724719
That's the spirit.

>>935724782
That's not a spirit, that's a fox

>>935725220
Fox spirit. Inari... You know.

>>935725328
So it was both, eh? We cooking rice now too?

>>935724675
That it is. Unfortunately for you, I don’t give a shit about Reddit

>>935725620
Well you hold their cultural values very strong

https://youtu.be/_bvBC1mcyB0?si=B4mx8VM5WJo99ftm

>>935725572
Least we're not cooking foxes.

>>935724764
Well, setup time is long and mistakes are fatal.

>>935724516
Unfortunately, my agenda says we need to annex Romania into our lands, sometime before the big war.

>>935725931
Of course. Just throw that shit into my back yard and call it an annex.

>>935725761
We arent?

>>935726810
You wouldn't dare.

>>935726983
Or would I?

>>935727030
Hmm...

>>935724244
Oh, that's.. a lot bigger than I thought, then.

>>935725681
What does that even mean?

>>935727097
Silly fox, of course I wouldn't!

>>935727330
I'm a tiny man with the hunger of a fat one. The second half has already been consumed.

https://youtu.be/AQEv4xdRvGM?si=oUor7GPfY-XTfXRf

I am here to post Earth chan.
Guys, I love Earth chan so desperately, what do I do? I don't want to ever die, I want to keep Earth chan in my mind.
A degenerate anon like me found some love in this World, what do I do? How do I cope? I'm not made for these decisions. And Earth chan is perfect and divine, and leagues above me in ways words can barely picture. I now have the confidence to ask out someone in real life but I lost all interest, I only want to date planet Earth now. Why is this all so complicated.

>>935727970
how tall is your waifu?

>>935720335 (OP)
Siesta claimed.

good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

goodnight, beautiful whole wide World

>>935735079
Nighty night.

>>935735079
good night

>>935735188
>>935734740
Hello sono

>>935735361
Hello there

https://youtu.be/49-ARrXV9Kw?si=j9i7jR0cRm7y8nOd

Well, it was fun. Back to reality I guess.
Live laugh Randal.

>>935728522
Beautiful

https://youtu.be/EA099l8FSoo?si=FjgH_HZa2RT-V8PA

If yall don't mess with a bit of powerwash simulator, you crazy

>>935741604
I have a friend who plays all kinds of simulator games lately, but not powerwash.
He doesn't even buy them either.

I fuck with circles more than I fuck with simulators.

>>935741930
It's the best, I 100%d it a bit ago. Going through playthroughs of it while I finish cleaning the house, it's giving me the itch

>>935742068
I mean in theory that's the majority of people. There are far more circle than simulat9rs.

>>935741604
I liked that one where you were a space janitor after some kind of horrible event that killed everyone lol

>>935741930
Cute

>>935742124
Can you do things that are not powerwashing? I've never seen more than a few stray seconds of it.

>>935742240
Them's flappers for ya.

>>935742240
Oh vicera cleanup! A wonderful game, I think that might be the first simulator esque game I had a deep fascination with.

>>935742275
That's all it is, great game to just zone out with. A nice podcast catchup game.
I will never understand why it's so fun. It's almost meditative.

>>935742471
I do not think it is my cup of tea at all (nor is a cup of tea), but I'm always glad when someone else enjoys things I do not.
I prefer my games to be main screen content.

>>935742657
Completely fair. These kinds of monotonous task games have always found there why clawing into me. Gas station simulator was the last one.
I kind of dig both, they both have their times and places. Sometimes I just crave boring.

>>935742275
There's just a wholesomeness to her that makes her adorable

>>935742471
I watched Zero Punctuation play it. The concept is super neat.

>>935742981
>Gas station simulator was the last one.
He played that too. He's houseflipping now.
Well, we're all playing Path of Exile since new league started 5 hours ago, but he was playing it earlier today.

>>935742982
I very, very, very much agree.
>I watched Zero Punctuation play it. The concept is super neat.
I considered calling it a dadgame, lol.

all videogames are simulators

>>935742982
Man, that series beat. Yahtzee is a treat.

>>935743096
House flipper looks fun, one day one day.
That also looks good, not really for me though.

What you can do in a game you can spend doing in real life unless you're a cripple the only excuses you're not is they're illegal, you're a cripple, you're poor or lazy

Dating sim, cooking sim, farming sim, war sim, rpg, shooter. all simulation
break out the matrix or dont
red pill or blue pill

>>935743565
>Yahtzee is a treat.
Damn right.
Fully Ramblomatic is as good as it ever was. And whatever the not-full version is called.
>One day.
Surely.
>not really for me though.
It takes a specific kind of gamer. I am that kind. 5700+ hours and counting.

>>935743096
It's definitely niche but I find the concept of you cleaning up the aftermath of a more traditional shooter game to be an interesting one

>>935743565
>>935743691
Huge fan of Yahtzee and glad he found a new home in Second Wind.

>>935743691
>5700+ hours
same but i stopped playing all games besides gacha 3yrs ago when i kicked my friends out my house. It was Red dead redemption.
I got an nes and sega master and snes but it's for decoration like my tv. I don't watch tv

>>935743878
I like that bit of story, yes. Pretty sure the shooter being simulated is an actual game too, no?
>Huge fan of Yahtzee and glad he found a new home in Second Wind.
Yup yup, me too.
I remember our group of friends watching Him and Eddsworld around a small screen together like 18 years ago.

>>935743960
>same
Oh, in RDR? Cool. I've never played that.
For the record, Path of Exile is not my most played game. But I'm pretty sure it's second.

>>935743691
I'm really happy that he was able to bounce back after the thing.
The only games I have any amount of quantity in are any of the fallout games. Even in 76 I have 1400 hours.

>>935743878
Exactly what I was thinking too!

>>935744215
I don't even know what happened with the Escapist. I didn't learn of it until I saw the first Second Wind video.
>Fallout.
Ooh, nice. Never played any of them, but they seem kinda fun.

>>935744204
ffx is my most hours next civilization and c&c red alert.
I might've had a years worth of hours in red dead when i wasn't working with my friend. I can't play real games anymore tbh.

>>935744496
>civilization
Ayy, nice. Which one? I have 1400ish in Civ VI, myself.
> c&c red alert.
Based. Red Alert 2 is my precious childhood game.
My most played game is Dota, at almost 7500 hours now. Not all of that is in the main game, though. It's got many games in its arcade. (Though most is proper Dota)

>>935744638
It was well over a decade so 3? I think i played 4 on xbox a few years ago.
my ffx is like 5yrs of time no breaks. I just really liked it but until i was in cali i didn't beat the dark aeons for some reason.
I was younger didn't understand the game like when i played oblivion first only to buy it again years later

too busy looking at riku (tara strong) maybe

>>935744294
I had gotten it linked on my feed two days after. Shame really, but happy he's doing well.
I love them! 3 was my first, New Vegas has the best story, 4 has the best gameplay and 76 has a very enjoyable loop. Favorite series.

>>935745118
>Shame really
Is it? I just don't feel like much has changed.
Except the part where 20% of the video is ads now, but at least it's just at the end.
>76 has a very enjoyable loop.
First time I see a positive remark about that game.

>>935744204
I still remember his Darkness review lol
It always cracks me up

>>935745118
I will always stand by the opinion that Fallout 4 is an okay game but a very bad Fallout game.

>>935745352
Hmm. I don't think I do, since I don't know what that game is.
As much as I love his videos, it's rare for them to really stick with me.

Gotte'em not the white warriors they pretend to be. 4chan is trash filled with childish niggers

:3

>>935747459
:3c

>>935748669
Josh the pedo. lolicon too gottem

>>935748802
his new name is vaush

We hat an idiot he reacts immediately like when i got his instagram of drag pictures :)
that was funny

sasuge pasta
sauceage

>>935727970
Never ever, ever never, ever ever, give me the frights.

>>935749946
>jewish meal

>>935751473
Pork is jewish?

>>935751653
Yes?

>>935751975
No it's not. I can teach you a thing or 2 about antisemitism because it seems you are at this point a patsy for most probably actual jews.

>>935752132
Pork is kosher, retard

>>935752279
No it is not. Blow your brains out

>>935752343
Oh my bad, I guess you would know

See how offended he gets over talking shit about Judaism?

>>935752472
No talk bad about jews as much as you want but don't call me one. Fucking axis over here.

>>935752577
I didn’t call you one, I said you’re eating a Jewish meal

>>935752451
Yea because im racist and antisemitic I have a shock trooper on my back

>>935752684
it's not tho. the more you learn

>>935752837
Yes I didn’t know, that’s why I said you would know

>>935752950
are you antisemitic or just ignorant? i got this when i was 15 couldn't take whole pic with it on my back

>>935753063
What am I looking at

>>935753084
shock trooper nazi symbol

>>935753178
Uh huh..

I don't appreciate leather faggots prancing around with ss gear. Fags got killed too
>>935753331
yes that's the ww2 stormtrooper gas masks they were issued

the power armor mask is based on the american gas mask and russian looks weird

>>935753331
fuck off fat kike

dude might aswell be sono
Actual jew faggot who's obsessed with jews and uses elipses while being a massive attention seeking faggot

>>935753832
you’re the one with a Nazi tattoo..

>>935754047
Because im racist.
It's annoying to be bothered by nniggers, spics, and faggots.

>>935754594
You’re actually so obsessed with Jews that you got a tattoo just to, what, prove a point? God damn they own you too. Maybe Nuri is Jewish after all lol

>>935754684
almost 20 years ago doesn't include you fat kike. He is and he's a biological boy. Troonys go far

Why don't Josh niggers like animus niggers go their own safespace? Oh right both extinct communities xD

##animus lost
#anekilost
#josh lost
#One thread to rule them all, One thread to find them,One thread to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Don’t worry, you don’t care

>>935755289

shane buddy I got a lot of time on my hands here, and I gotta say things haven't been going so well for me lately. I guess you could say l've kind of fallen into a dark place again. Fallen off course from reaching my grave while doing my best to not accumulate bad karma. I have demons that follow me and fuck with my life constantly to the point where I moved to a remote location and now I live off of starlink and going to the grocery store once every 2 months because I can't talk to people. I haven't spoken to anyone in real life in over 3 years aside from nodding at cashiers. I am not a well person. I've been permabanned off of every social media platform that exists because the english language is illegal except right here on the surface. I refuse to join TOR to find freedom as it's not freedom it's a honeypot for pedos.
So l'm here. Not everyone can just go out and find friends and be normal, some people have issues and are broken and isolated. I use this as my only source of reminding myself that I'm still human. You must be more broken than I am to have been lashing out for over a year and not finding a different path. I did for a long time because practically everyone I came across on the board was in the same bucket of crabs throwing insults when anyone showed anything real. and then these threads popped up and became an island that I could sit on and not be so angry for awhile. I started feeling better like there was still a few actual decent people out here. and someone that actually strived to be kind on top of it all But then you slowly started eroding it away. and now were here. it's the most depressing and stressful time of year and there's nothing left. You're like a force of nature that balanced the light with darkness and hate but you went too far like evil people always do. You overstepped your boundary and you killed the only thing that meant anything to me anymore. I knew this wasn't the path but it was the only one with a light to follow. Goodbye

>>935755684
cry more

start crying and whining on vocaroo again

>>935755740
>>935755757
https://voca.ro/1XfLNIiSf85Y
bark log a dog i wasn't crying i was calling you hypocrite nuri

>>935755822
That’s kombuchan, jew

EVERY ACCUSATION YOU MADE WAS A CONFESSION

>>935755984
It’s late, take your meds

>>935755980
Hi schlomo grab a bible rabbi
denounce the talmud and call muhamed a pedo

>>935756028

>>935756030
None of what you just said is English

>>935756057
DENOUNCE THE TALMUD
CALL MUHAMMED THE ISLAMIC PROPHET A PEDO

>>935756090
MEDS

>>935756152
DENOUNCE THE TALMUD
CALL Muhammad A PEDO
ITS EASY

>>935756185
FUCKING MEDS SHANE

>>935756220
>denounce the what?
>no never goyim!

>>935756277
If I didn’t know your brain was fucking fried from Nuri, I would say you’re fucking insane

>>935756303
>call muhammed nono only praise be upon
>it was consensual
>no goyim

Well, he’s lost it. See you guys tomorrow

>>935756431
Fat kike Josh

You noticed how he refused to denounce the talmud?
It's because he's jewish and it's not allowed

it's all animus/aneki faggots they got pissed about this>>935754888
>>935755000

My dear boy, do me proud and cry like a bitch online while I get ass creamed in hell

btfo these fags so hard

>crying hookers

Nuri's parents are dead I bet they're proud of her sucking black dick and fucking animals

#sono lost
#animus lost

>>935756768


A chat on subreddit /r/pcmasterrace

>>935757128
They won't use a chat they don't want to be logged as chronic op spammers

Shane, make sure you take cover. Missiles are coming your way. You can’t die because who will I torment so much

>>935757555
https://voca.ro/14LmafdEAKrv

>>935757555
Bruh, you don't torment me, man. You're just... I'm trying to help you. Because you're obviously very mentally ill. You do remind me of this guy, Sono. He's not American, by the way. Oh. Yeah. I'm trying to get you some help, man. But you're... I don't know. You got, like, some sort of destiny thing going on? You think you're gonna save a random bee? Uh, I don't know. I don't know... Like, are you trying to scare me off? Because it's not gonna work. There's nobody here. Everyone has you filtered. Except for me. But that's because I'm cataloging you.

when in doubt, post nun Earth girl

>>935757776
No now when are you getting help?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfmkgQRmmeE

>>935757947
Tormenting me?
Why do i trigger your feefee's

>captcha: HRGOD
yeah, she is

>>935758389
who do you think is more vile me or sono?

i think i beat him since i upset him and everyone else and the whole board is dying

my thread btw

new??

>>935758513
Hopefully not. There's no waifufags it's just me and sono

if dubs I can make new

>>935758691
you're not in the server so no

we can wait longer

>>935760117
No

>>935760194
>>935760194
>>935760194