The Ten Rurus of /waifu/

>They are your waifu, your husbando; you shall not have strange waifus before me.
>You shall not take the name of other waifus or husbandos in vain.
>Remember to keep holy the pizza Day.
>Honor the QOTT and thread songs.
>You shall not be mean.
>You shall not commit thread derailment.
>You shall not steal others waifus (unless trips).
>You shall not bear 3D waifus against your neighbor.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s waifu.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s plethora of images.

QOTT:
Why are you like this everytime.
And yay, the choir wept:
https://youtu.be/u2yeNzL7rTU?si=FFud2yXkoaE8EbzG
>kneesocks claimed

>>935805669 (OP)
hjtr

>>935805669 (OP)
>pedo chan waifu
ftfy

let me see your waifu

>>935805669 (OP)
>picture full of avatarfags

>>935806162
>homosexual avatarfags

Do I have your attention, or are you playing hard to get? emyriion

>>935806277
>spam bot

I love Earth chan so much.

>>935806334
Good morning Erde

>>935806334
No you don't lol you care as much ad i do.

Damn, you sleep so little OP kek.

>>935806334
>le cringe schizo poster
you're not a waifu fag you're just a fluff poster and bad for thteads because you attract unironic schizos with tulpas

>>935806345
good morning Erde
EE

>>935806458
fuck off but relm and taiga should fuck off first in that order

>>935806430
6 hours is the best it gets for me. Better than the 2 I used to get I suppose. Get your car cleaned?

>>935806458
How are we today?

im hungover show me waifus not your ugly ass avatars

>>935806526
>self insert art

>>935806526
After you went to bed, I fell asleep too... Slept till idk, maybe 11, and only after I washed the car. Now I'll have to wash the little carpets or whatever they're called.

>>935806345
>self insert art

4chan narcissists will literally tell themselves anything before accepting that they are shitting up a thread with unrelated garbage.
it went wrong the very second you attached your waifu to your post three times in a row and became an avatarfag.
This is an avatarfag thread filled with avatarfagging, it will attract people who avatarfag to socialize. It doesn't matter that she's your waifu, you've made it normal to attach an avatar in your thread and this is the result.

8 am and little bro is already seething
go to bed bro

>>935806599
>animus avatarfag or joshnigger

both niggers don't belong yet keep fucking coming around

>>935806562
Oofta, that sun really did do you in. God I miss being able to do that.
So mostly accomplished then, nice!

>>935806526
good but tired, currently taking a break from my neverending work and eating nuts with cola (unhealthy) and playing videogames, and, most importantly, thinking about Earths

>>935806579
>you've made it normal to attach an avatar in your thread and this is the result

>>935806648
Rest is important too! And nuts aren't that unhealthy. Thee cola is, but chef don't judge. I treat myself with Mexican cokes.
Whatcha playing?
Well of course, Earth is worth thinking of.

>>935806644
Nah, not quite. I washed her under some solar pannels so it was shade. Plus, the nasty sun starts after 2PM.
The interior wasn't in the plan today. I was planning to do that on Thursday at work. But I'll do 1/3 today and leave just the leather and plastics for Thursday.
Love it how this car always attracts new friends lmao.

waifu thread?

>>935806579
This is an avatarfag thread filled with avatarfagging, it will attract people who avatarfag to socialize

This is an avatarfag thread filled with avatarfagging, it will attract people who avatarfag to socialize

This is an avatarfag thread filled with avatarfagging, it will attract people who avatarfag to socialize

>>935806719
Roasted nuts in wheat fried thing stuff, you know?
I'm playing beat 'em ups~ I was thinking of assembling a wardrobe but I don't even have time to sketch my waifu.
You think of your waifu recently? Outside of threads I mean.

>>935806948
seija is also a bit of a weird one, but only really because he constantly gives in to altair to a degree, plus the femboy thing but that shouldn't really matter unless he's an actual fag in denial.

What is brother yapping about.

This is an avatarfag thread filled with avatarfagging, it will attract people who avatarfag to socialize

This is an avatarfag thread filled with avatarfagging, it will attract people who avatarfag to socialize

This is an avatarfag thread filled with avatarfagging, it will attract people who avatarfag to socialize

>>935806741
I was insinuating thay the sun yesterday was the cause of the sleep.
So a little extra today means less for future you, wonderful forward thinking.
Cars are cool! I don't drive, but my father was a mechanic and I sold vintage auto parts with my uncle. Shits in my genes.

>>935806830
Sounds tasty.
Fun fun, not very good at them myself, love watching them though.
Everyday! I'm planning a rewatch of her series on Monday for my birthday. I also found a new shell for my controller and button replacements. Going to be in her color scheme, metallic red and cerulean blue.

>>935806948
Good morning Seija

waifu thread?

>>935807108
I suppose its a morning.

it's ok if the people i like avatarfag like neptune, relm, jules, anzu etc bit it is not ok if someone else does

>>935807108
Oh, for sure it was. Shoulders still feel stingy as fuck. Gonna become a real wigger soon.
Yeah, checked the leather today and it's gonna be a fight to get ti back to color.
>I don't drive
I'm gonna beat you until you make blow off valve sounds in your sleep. Walk to your nearest dealership and come home with a car.

Yo waifu thread?

>>935807108
I'm not very good at videogames in general, the solution is to just avoid any and all pvp competitive so I don't have to notice.
Wow, you sound like you really like her. If Earth chan wasn't the Environment, I'd make and get lots of stuff like that too.

>>935807200
Indeed

>>935807230
>whitandnerdy.mp3
It'll be worth it, it's going to look great after. Well worth the extra eeffort.
I'm blind, I can't drive. Not for lack of trying mind you, tried getting my license when my eyes weren't as bad. Terrifying experience.

>>935807251
I used to be! Now I'm absolutely terrible at anything not single player. It's what I like playing anyways.
I really do, I may not speak of it much but she is always the little demon on my shoulders.

>>935807389
That's so cute, I'm really glad your waifu is in your mind rent free.

>>935807389
Pretty fly for a white guy.
Ugh... Gonna have to do in in the morning too... since I need UV, but not the UV we're getting now that could melt the skin of an elephant.
In your case I can accept a full FSD one, even though I'm against them.

Siesta claimed.

>>935807815
Looks familiar... What's her animu?

>>935808299
The Detective Is Already Dead.

>>935808387
Never watched it. Is it any good?

>>935807464
Indeedy she do.

>>935807503
Ew, morning chores? That blows.
Nothing that my feet can't do perfectly fine. That and I still drive a bicycle even though I pry shouldn't. 1984 Murray Monterey. It's my sweet little baby.

>>935808890
Not really chores, but work. Every morning I have to assess the site and decide what has to be done that day and shit like that.
Looks like peewee's bike lel. Least get yourself a hayabusa or something.

>>935808567
To tell you the truth, it isn't (the novel is tho). it was made ENGI studio (who isn't known for quality animation) and they shoved a whole volume into a 12-episode anime. The first episode was good then it went downhill from there. They also announced season 2 (since 2022) which i hope that they learned their lesson by now and will abide by the novel.

shit thread tbdesu

>>935809070
By what you're saying it would need a remake for the first season too.
Been quite a while since I saw an actually good anime...

>>935809396
Yeah, but right now i'm hoping the 2nd season comes decent at the very least.

Btw, old classic anime is the best if you want a good story. What genre you like?

>>935810217
Here's hoping, if the second season is good I might go through the first too.
Saw most of the old ones. I guess romance, slice of life, like everything chill, or the ones that have an interesting story and are not the same tropes over and over again.

>>935809021
Fair enough, I suppose it's a necessity to do well with a fully rested body.
Quite a bit. It was known as the poor man's schwinn of its day. A beautiful little workhorse. Easy to maintain and in great shape. Got it for a song too. I've spent more money restoring it than the actual purchase at this point. Should get it painted at some point. Currently metallic green, but I'd love to get it in a midnight blue.

>>935810530
Beautiful

>>935810217
kys sonigger

>>935810530
you delinquent

>>935810574
>sono is bad but the rest of the avatarfags are ok

>>935810523
Ah it's not that, it's about the time. After 12 I'm gonna die both ways. If I sit outside the sun will strangle me, and if I go in the office the AC will stab me in the gut.
I can send you just 2 colors, Pearlscent white, or Sapphire Metallic Black.

the hardest part of sf6 is picking someone to play.

This is fatherless behavior btw

I didn't end up that way tho thank god

also fatherless behavior

>>935811488
Oh yeah you’re so much better

>>935811488
Did you know you also suck on plastic when you order your McDonald’s?

>>935812853
I am tbh i don't cut myself and anything like that. I have an almost neurotic self worth
>>935812966
cope delusional cope

>>935812966
He can't afford mcdonalds. He's too poor after daddy died and too retarded to have a job.

>>935813115
lmao i can buy mcdonald's you bitched about me doing just that lmfao

>>935813101
Nuri doesn’t cut herself.

>>935813115
>no job
>at a job

>bragging about affording mcdonalds
Maysissies how will we recover from this L

>he still thinks every anon post is made by the same poster
As stated retarded af fr fr.

>>935813203
>old pic
what a shock

He does look like a special needs hobo there lmao. Just look at that finger play kek. This is gold.

says who

>>935813378
Still means i work

>>935813449
Proof?

>>935813449
Proof?

>>935813449
Proof?

https://youtu.be/BMafB3gqwwU?si=BZT3eMMbw6b11fzT

>>935813449
Proof?

>>935813893
>>935813742
>>935813647
>>935814389
lmao boo
it's your worst nightmare

>>935814405
boo
it’s yours

>>935814434
nah that's a victim

waifu thread?

>>935814405
why do you keep posting sad pajeet in a waifu thread

Remember when these were waifu threads? Sure there was trolling and blogging but now it's centered around one poster all the time

>>935814582
>>935814405
Samefag

>>935814596
proof?

>>935814619
noone actually cares or thinks about Mayfag, he's forcing the meme as a full time job

>>935814681
That's why you're thinking about them and talking about them constantly with everyone else?

These threads will never heal

>>935814405
>>935814767
Man, you're really getting desperate

935814767
don't reply to me, loser

https://youtu.be/rbUp0h8u-eY?si=P1Sw4NC-wgX5nLoM

>>935814852
Nah but keep going these threads are almost finished posters are in discord mostly. eventually they'll get it that they should stay there

>>935814876
>>935814876
>>935814876

>no guys waifu is dead for real this time
lmao

>>935814876
Not a very earth chan post. you don't like earth

>>935814968
it is and been. eventually it won't be a thread also

waifu ended in 2017 and was replaced with avatarfags. it still is avatarfags mostly but the dame avatarfags with no newfags

you are mentally ill and this is your prison Shane

>>935815238
>lets keep doing it

One more before I head out.
Everyone have a fantastic day.

>>935816042
bye anon, have a Vivian day

>>935816042
some people are trying to ruin mine actually been trying for 3yrs

kinda insane to think about that we been going at this everyday for 3yrs because i don't want to kiss these niggers asses

2*
because im an alcoholic retard who had his feelings hurt and now i hold a grudge*

https://youtu.be/erNXFDsDQuI?si=PVDIiQQeSH90TWyO

>>935816545
wrong i hurt neps feelings and others and they holds a grudge. that's why they post bait so much. im looking through my posts rn to find precisely when

you replying to each post 4 times doesn't make them bait, lost summer child

Damn they really did a great finale for the Final Destination series.

strange how you're the sole person who claims it went down like that but alright

>>935818632
Is the new one actually good?

>>935818812
Yea.
Especially if you take into account that tony todd died during the making of this movie.
It's basically on par with the latest alien movie, in regards with the series.

>>935818698
because it did. i got to get past when i told nezi to fuck off unless it was before that

>>935818938
I suppose Ill give it a watch once torrents start coming out, all of the movies were entertaining on some level but good lord after the second one they really took the SAW route and just started milking the gimmick they became popular for.
The latest Alien movie is supposed to also be good? I saw the trailer, remembered how ass Covenant was and forgot it even existed.

>>935819058
It's out on YIfy.
Yea. It revived the series. Covenant was ass and not even a good addition to the series. Prey was a good addition tho.

it really did not though lol

>>935819192
That was quick, unless its some cam record.
Ill take your word for it and get to downloading, its hard to imagine anything reviving the franchise without retconning all of Covenant and Prometheus though.

>>935819222
tripbs

>>935819222
not what i'm seeing it was him and catfaggot and i said they should go for being faggots (yes that is making fun) another time i called him a pedo then he was "i guess i need to look his posts"

>>935819288
WebRip.
Prometheus was decent. Not great as a standalone movie, but good as an addition to the story.

Randal claimed forever and ever.

>>935820050
cute blue

plap

comfortable thread

>>935823108
since when
these threads have never been comfy it's a bdsm erp dungeon

>still seething
lol

>>935823374
yes everyone else is. since 08 Mar 2023 and honestly before that when they kept calling the other threads waifu threads and the same faggots we're seething at me there

lmao

https://youtu.be/xJUQy6kdSUk?si=JG5krwUYa6LgjCyd

good night anon

>>935825329
Good night anon.

>>935826104
frog D:

>>935827129
sono stop lying and you keep using the same grey background

https://youtu.be/EYSYLt14miM?si=SQKgSd-B66F8IDL-

https://youtu.be/es9MQweZzvc

>>935828192

damn dude they want to be taken seriously and be hypocrites

Get off my board if you want purity and be a degenerate at the same time and be taken seriously. I don't take none of this shit serious

>try not malding challenge: impossible

>>935830566
Yes try it

These threads are so fucking done
there's a group of 24/7 spammers orbiting me
>>935831143

>>935816125
It was a long but productive one

https://youtu.be/bHRv-EIuKJ8?si=GkFQNWhlS1MiDAbc
the youtube algorithm needs to get its shit together.

>>935832235
Correct statement

>>935833190
Hi sono

.

what happened?

I created you all as a vehicle for my hyperbolic
metaphor for evil"
Homunculus, my stupendous experiment
Solid entertainment
I adopted you and invented the paste
You eat and your shit tube
In an expanding
aquarium
With outcry and silent cheerleading over growth rate
Rate is right, rakes in the most
We'll make a killing on this baby
We've been watching little
Faustie
And paying credit for growth space and time
Why pay for space paste?
This mess on the screen isn't real
Oh no, it is real

Crammed in a foul-smelling aquarium
We've considered this jarring event, it is evil
We've traced the credits
Then cut off the Greedy Beast to save the babe
Lighten up outcry babies
It's kind of funny
when you think about it
Let's get together for the end of the show
Homunculus, an evil act that entertained all to the horror of most
And to the delight of the wicked few
>>935837627
average day in /waifu/

>>935837746
>posting trans character
What did you mean by this?

>>935837746
so the usual nothing?

Mama
Just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead

>>935838578
yea yea unless you count the people spamming my pictures all over the board and in the thread (it will never end btw because i'm not leaving but they are convinced i will from it)
I'm working on a drawing soon but need to look at lore to make it special

>>935838703
Hi sono

>>935838164
trans people don't exist btw

>>935838745
I wish they understood that there is literally nowhere else to go.
>drawing when there is ai available
Why waste your time? Just use ai and I'm sure whatever art it comes up with will be special enough.

>>935838915
I think who i plan on doing it of deserves not being generic slop.

>>935838745
You can’t draw

>>935840147
i can scribble and doodle

>>935840147
relm can lol

we like relm

>we
I

>>935842722
that puts him on same level as their "waifus" GAY

Fuck relm

i like how he has to tell himself that everyone here is stalking him just so he can have a piss poor excuse to have even more of a retarded grudge and that it's not just that one random faggot who seems to actually know him

>>935843189
I'll take hentai

>>935843189
kissu

>>935843211
Wow I take offense to that. I’m not random at all

>>935843567
Wait I meant to say I’m not a faggot.

Fuck

>>935843211
Not everyone but neptune 100% is because remember that politics shit. Yea he's actively watching.
There's other people doing it also like the fat fuck incel and mark and sono.

>>935843584
(X) doubt

>he's actively watching even though he hasn't been here in like 3 days
>lists 2 more people that haven't been here in i don't know how long, you would know if bc and mark are posting and they very clearly have not been, and there is not a single reason for bc to give a single shit about you
1 gorillion iq

>>935843339
Shoulda known.

>>935843349
Chu.

>>935843211
Im not posting out of a grudge relm
I'm not dealing with the alicefags spamming every thread looking for me which they already do
>>935843885
Since when did he need a reason to stalk someone?
>thinks im talking about 4chan and not irl
lol

lmao

>>935843953
with tongue.

either relm or taiga doesn't matter but it's who was talking about seija being a femboy.
mordred already described the spamming/stalking he dealt with for 2017-2018
including the doxxing crew of jules neptune etc
Jules admitted he stalked """harassed"" posters until cuppa doxxed him

and altair had doxxed one of mordreds fags bothering him

lmao

>>935844186
It happened he was pissed at mordred telling him to slice his tranny wrists for having someone attempt and fail. You wouldn't think so now

lol

>>935844471
What's funny?

>>935844039
Yes.

>>935845070
thanks

>>935843953
You knew all along

>>935845143
No you.

>>935845254
Lived in denial.

I think I'm going to be busy for a couple hours. I'll see you later, and have a good sleep if you go before I get back.

>>935845460
why me

>>935845759
Uhhh for the ask.

Gotta love how the story changes everytime he brings it up.

>>935847625
Vivian is my waifu but found a cute screenshot I forgot happened in the show.

>>935849742
Hello Vivposter. How you doin'?
Thanks. Yea I got one from thst scene too

>>935849812
Not too bad. Little tired from waking up earlier than I needed. Working on game stuff and rewatching Goblin Slayer.

>>935849878
Ahh, yeah it do be like that sometimes. How much earlier?
Oh hey, when you want to take a break from watching, check out this song
https://youtu.be/BITz7wOs4J4?si=HG_JDTp4SOFrHSvt&t=221
(from 3:41 to 8:35)
Pretty sure the album cover font is copied from Forgotten Realms

>>935850062
A few hours. Nothing too bad, so I'm just using the extra time to work on game stuff.
That's fantastic. May need to add that to my fantasy soundtrack for when I run.

stupid ass roasties and simps. istg then bitchass sono and neptune 24/7 baiting

>>935850251
Have you ever won any award or done anything with your life besides the normalfag shit like graduate school and get a job?

Have any of you? damn that means your life is boring

Project harder

>>935850492
Hows it projection? I have an award and my life has been anything but normal.
Tell me something you did outside the norm. What you can't?

i like how bc can not post for months and he still convinces himself that bc is actually like 7 posters at the same time currently

Ill say who has done something worth note but also downplay those that are normal but praised

mordred did modeling for a promotion of a bookstore. it's just a fucking job

airplane guy/cc on carriers. just a fucking job millions of enlisted did same

jules was on a podcast. anyone can call in to a podcast

louise does streaming. lol anyone can stream on their phone at anytime get sponsorship then say something

asukafag was in a waifu study this is actually something worthy

>>935850632
>if i post a different picture im a different poster except for you

Someone didn't get enough love lmao

>>935850687
wtf does thst have to do with whether you're interesting or not?

oh i see you're trying to rationalize my criticism by saying im mean because i didn't get love. lol nah im just an asshole that likes to talk shit just like you

Human behavior isn't overly complicated. If someone shows up and starts randomly flinging insults, they tend to be very insecure.
That's why everything you say tends to be ignored while you obsess about everything said to you.
Go have another drink and think on that.

>>935850865
No maybe it isn't insecurity but instead giving you a taste of your own medicine but you actually haven't done shit.

It's not a grudge i just woke up and chose violence and remembered how they call people boring yet are actually more boring than anyone.

every insult these faggots make works on themselves to a more accurate degree

>>935850251
Ouch. That's what you call not too bad?
Glad you enjoy. I don't like any of the other songs nearly as much as that one myself.

like animus faggot "you are an avatarfag thoughbeitever and can't be a part of this community" like tf that accurately describes yourself and it's funny

that's why it's not a grudge it just a funny memory of hypocrisy like neptune calling people not waifufags or relm doing the same
like neither are you

>>935851057
I'm an insomniac. I'm used to it and make the best of the extra time.
And I always adore some good fantasy music.

reminds me the hypocritical statement relm made to akari
>I hate when people say this thread is the only reason people are on 4chan
like bro that is the only reason you're here lol you don't have any other interest

and you're not here for waifus you're here to socialize like pretty much everyone

Shane, you have images of cartoon girls saved while always acting gangsta

>>935851593
bro you know like some rappers have bart simpson or waka waka chains and cholos and shit had cartoon girls tattooed on them? Many of the guys in prison used hentai to jerkoff because hardcore porn wasn't allowed.

Nigga uses sonic as an avatar and thinks it's only for nerds. my dude who was my celly when i was in div 6 with von got all the endgame comics he was 6'6 in for shooting someone

>>935851778
I can hear your wigger ass chimping out. If you were really white, you’d be a disgrace

only reason i became a criminal is because peer pressure to get into that i was a kid. That was what is fun. Chicago youth rob, shoot, murder, steal and read comics and make lists of which they would fuck.
it's normalized. the loving isn't tho.
>>935851930
im more white than you listening to pedo rap from icp saying they want to fuck 13yo's goofball

>>935851100
Making lemonade from those lemons.
There's a lot out there that's okay but not much that really catches attention, I think. But then, if you intend to use it during a game, you should probably be careful about it standing out too much

I like how i bullied the shit out you so much you stopped calling me a nigger.
>if you really were white
>wigger
whites display dominance and i made you change what you call me. that's white power bitch

>>935851973
Alright you went too far. In every universe, I fucking hate you icp juggalo faggot fans. You clown retards are disguising and ruined whites as a whole. Trailer trash shit tier pedo music. Fuck you

>>935851973
>peer pressure
lmao weak willed

>>935852050
I 100% believe you’re either Mexican or Jewish, but you deny fact so I have to tug at your other strings

>>935852078
im not an icp fan
>>935852093
>thinks it isnt 40yo men to 10yos saying if you dont do this were going to beat the shit out you everyday

>>935852048
The chill stuff has it's place. I use a lot of D2 Music.
I tend to separate playlists based on tone. From calmer stuff for in towns, to mysterious stuff in dungeons, to heavy stuff in hectic boss fights.
You don't play Through the Fire and Flames when the PCs are shopping after all lol

>>935852104
projection you're a mexican

most the people that dislike me here are hispanic coincidentally. but that's how mexican are they fight over who's tougher by saying how much their life sucks and proud of it

>im the real loco you're not
>smashes own head in
Damn dog you crazy
>no im loco

im eating steak

>you're not gangster
bro im 33 been to prison 1/3rd my life knock it off spic

imma cap this thread because autists spammed the fuck out it with my pictures again trying to get revenge

would you a high elf archer?

>>935852148
>D2
Diablo 2? Or?
Through fire and flames to get the best deal on this new chain mail.

truth be told i never saw goblin slayer i just know the characters

oh yea this was what i was talking aboot
it's earth prolly it seems like it or taiga because idk who else was close to yui

>>935853277
the jej means it's a mexican that's their lol

beaners always talking trash

i have a funny post

I hate mexicos on the internet
brown people aka turd worlders shit up the place

fuck spics edition when?

>>935853823
>>935853823
>>935853823