Thread 935853823

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/3GSY_jRiOdw?si=IgTAk9zgs36QFppx

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

her lap smells like a catfish

Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeee
Happy Birthday to me

>kneesocks claimed

>>935854104
>>935854186
Hi sono

>>935854298
>>935854186
>>935854104
Hi sono

Lol sono smells underwear he steals from his brother

LOL
>>935854415
Princess Azula (New Today at AM)
Atleast i dont sniff my brothers underwear
Ikarous Pet-class Today at 11:43 AM!
You have a brother?
What's he like?
Princess Azula (New) Today 1 AM
nah
but you do, and you checked out his cock
(23:17:47)
(23.17/52
23:18:04
Ikarous Pet-class Today at 11:44 AM
Its hard not to because of how big it is

>>935854186
Happy birthday, Kneesocks claimer o/

>>935854579
Theenks Tsuyu claimer!

Sono gets his mouth wet looking at his brother

>>935854186
It's your birthday?
Awesome. Happy Birthday.

https://youtu.be/Mp2uBZD6y5U

>>935854618
Fuck your birthday
ask for a waifu item

>>935854816
I was capping the thread i said that

plus it doesn't matter different images of different waifs than the ones posted constantly is better actually

yes these are waifs just as much as anyone else. What you beg for all being same waif forever is avatarfaggotry or insanity

I have an avatar waifu whatever

>>935855364
Hi sono

oh you have an avatar?
MODS

>>935855423
Is sono an acronym

>>935855478
>>935855364
Hi sono

>>935855508
What’s that mean

>>935855525
>>935855478
>>935855364
Hello sono

You’re scaring me

This fat nigger trying to get internet revenge lmao

>>935855624
>>935855525
>>935855508
>>935855478
>>935855364
HELLO SONO

>>935855664
I don’t need revenge, I’m just Josh

shane buddy I got a lot of time on my hands here, and I gotta say things haven't been going so well for me lately. I guess you could say l've kind of fallen into a dark place again. Fallen off course from reaching my grave while doing my best to not accumulate bad karma. I have demons that follow me and fuck with my life constantly to the point where I moved to a remote location and now I live off of starlink and going to the grocery store once every 2 months because I can't talk to people. I haven't spoken to anyone in real life in over 3 years aside from nodding at cashiers. I am not a well person. I've been permabanned off of every social media platform that exists because the english language is illegal except right here on the surface. I refuse to join TOR to find freedom as it's not freedom it's a honeypot for pedos.
So l'm here. Not everyone can just go out and find friends and be normal, some people have issues and are broken and isolated. I use this as my only source of reminding myself that I'm still human. You must be more broken than I am to have been lashing out for over a year and not finding a different path. I did for a long time because practically everyone I came across on the board was in the same bucket of crabs throwing insults when anyone showed anything real. and then these threads popped up and became an island that I could sit on and not be so angry for awhile. I started feeling better like there was still a few actual decent people out here. and someone that actually strived to be kind on top of it all But then you slowly started eroding it away. and now were here. it's the most depressing and stressful time of year and there's nothing left. You're like a force of nature that balanced the light with darkness and hate but you went too far like evil people always do. You overstepped your boundary and you killed the only thing that meant anything to me anymore. I knew this wasn't the path but it was the only one with a light to follow. Goodbye

>>935855739
FUCK OFF SIMP
fucking pathetic

dudes having another meltdown

>>935855847
Yeah Shane needs serious help

Everything Josh-o-sphere related should result in a permanent ban.
There's an entire board for you >>>/soc/ faggots.

>>935855950
I’ve been on /b/ longer than you’ve known about 4chan, that’s okay. Keep crying though

>>935855977
LOL!

>Participating in /soc/ camwhore drama for any reason at all
You are the cancer.

>>935856100
I try not to but burgers told them to come here for revenge because he felt bad for them. It's not gonna end this guys super autistic and mad.

>>935856184
>super autistic and mad
Well I won’t deny that

Just filter the images its just him and 3 others. Josh the main one, nuri, kombucha, nuri's husband. they're the ones coming here. i named them sono to make people ignore them because they're doing what he would do

If you're so good at getting people to kill themselves then maybe you should work harder on Josh and his orbiters.

>>935856373
hard when they support eachother. got to make them argue eachother about beliefs

>>935856335
Wow not wrong once, twice, or even thrice, but four times wrong!

>>935856444
proof?

>>935856467
You want me to prove that I’m not a sexy husky man, a woman, another woman, or a tesla fucker?

>>935856444
You are who I say you are bitch until you prove otherwise. This is the sacrifice of anonymity

>>935856500
yea go ahead timestamp selfie

>>935856523
Is that how that works? Pretty sure you just defined delusion

>>935856551
I’m not gonna do that but I’ve posted my tits for Shane and he saved them

>>935854186
You gonna die 1 year sooner now.

>>935854728
Thanks Viv.

>>935856582
Damn straight!

>>935856553
No its disarmament making anon dismissible as one of the faggots who work the same way

>>935856723
I’m Obama then

>>935856780
Nah and i know you been here before arguing with jack. Taking photos in a mirror saying you had tits and was a fat dude. it's when i looked into the mion drama when i used to post modeus
same dude

>>935856931
Whatever any of that means

Alright waifu people, I’ll leave you to it. Good luck with Shane

>>935856948
Yea you thought you had a picture of his wife and posted a big lady

>>935856979
bye mi liu

>>935856714
Straight to the grave with ya.

>>935857366
Wrong pic but that is my buddy

>>935857456
sure

it has begun

>>935857456
>that is my buddy
budd, friends, bros don't exist online

This speaks volumes lol

>>935857385
Well hopefully not today at least!

>>935857783
komrad and fellas do
fella definition now!

>>935857898
Another tuesday pizza day sounds fun.
And you'll likely have many more birthdays to come.

>>935857898
No no. Just at the end of your road. But without any ups and downs. Especially not downs.

feller someone of a cruel nature

>>935857995
Oh even better! I'm doing all my favorites today. Homemade pasta salad and two whole cups of coffee for breakfast, taco bell for lunch and a big ol ny strip steak for dinner.
Call me Applebee's cause I'm eating good in the neighborhood.

>>935858008
That was wonderful. A perfectly neutral life, such is as I wish to have.

>>935858136
I just had steak onions and potatoes for breakfast now for lunch is a 6pk of bud lime then maybe another for dinner im not drunk and had 4 already.

spent 30 on gacha today too and didn't need to. Better than blowing it on alcohol

>>935857783
>This speaks volumes lol

lol 30 minutes later still seething

>>935858735
>lol 30 minutes later still seething

>filter people that are here exclusively to fuck with me pls k thx!!!
or better yet, you can just not post here, then no one would have to bother filtering anyone and those people wouldn't post here in the first place

>>935858817
Nah dawg im here for a reason

>>935858136
A simple happy birthday just wouldn't suffice. I had to make it witty.

>>935858920
And it's very much appreciated.

yeah because you're still babyraging after 2 years lol

>>935858976
So what are your plans... outside of being here?

>>935859143
No. im a pervert

Earth chaaan!! I love Earth!!
post a picture of your waifu/husbando striking a pose
>>935854186
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to youuuuuuu-uu
happy birthday to you
>>935856979
remember to love your waifu dearly

I said mak 'em bleed
https://youtu.be/bK3mJK9sCyY?=EyYN7GQIHc3H2lfg

>>935859198
Nothing! Put on my favoitte outfit, I had a nice walk around town and went to my favorite stores. I was going to do a rewatch of my favorite anime, but I think I'll play a bit of one of my favorite games instead.
Have a nice dinner, catch up on some podcasts, meditate outside if the weather stays nice.
A very nice and calm day.

>>935859293
Thank you Earth claimer.

i wish dc went back to this

>>935858136
Homemade pasta is sooooo good
Love just some simple marinara with seasoned ground beef on penne

>>935859941
simp

>>935859293
Can do

>>935859981
nah pervert simp defends or spends money

>>935859941
Based actually

>>935859953
Definitly! My mother made a pasta salad for Sunday dinner yesterday and I knew it'd be what I have this morning. She's the best.

>>935860433
bruce timm

>>935859748
That is indeed calm and comfy. But a liddle lonely.

>>935860581
It's basically my favorite food. I adore a good pasta.

>>935860780
I know. Btas is amazing and Stas was fantastic as well.

I need more tbh 2days imma make like 700
>>935860923
i like the girls dede twins etc most dc i post are his. It is an attractive style

and so it continues

I don't need none of your bedroom bruised sweet box
And I don't need none of your spoiled ass sweet talk
Write on your face with my pretty knife
I wanna toy with your precious life
I want ya to know
I want ya to know
I wanna write on your face with my pretty knife
I wanna toy with your precious life
I want ya to know
I want ya to know
I want ya to know
I want you to know what love is

damn wrong thread lol

oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say?
girls are turning 18
every day
rachel turned 18 just last week
kamie turned 18 looks so sweet
jenny's lookin' sorry at 29
but her sister turned
18 just in time

beware while posting and drinking
idgaf tho im a regular btard only failed normalfags talk shit

>>935860850
Such is my life! I live a solitary life by choice and design.

>>935860923
Couldn't blame you, very top tier.

>>935862812
Clearly that design wasn't properly engineered.

>the day /waifu/ got based
so cocky too "salutations"

Anons and posters are shit
Anons try to shit up the place because this place is already fucking shit
There are barely any posters that give a crap about this place, most of them give in to complacency and pettiness At least anons say something more than to continue the endless hugboxing or ERPing
But in the end it won't stop because no one cares, they will blame someone else for the problems in the thread. It's never yourself, it was the person next to you

Looking at the people around you. Seeing them greet each other, smiling, talking, laughing, wanting to speak to one another.
Looking at yourself, alone, realising no one ever wants to talk to you.
you're the dickhead. That you're doing something wrong.
Realising that you're a dislikeable person.
Trying so hard, trying so fucking hard. Why don't people like you? What did you do? You never wanted people to hate you.
Looking at them. They look so happy, together. They decided, maybe subconsciously, that you aren't good enough. That you aren't good enough to be happy, like them.
But that's not their fault. How could it be? You're the dickhead people «al, bout, the shole friend ho so monter brother father unde bad.
Forso you toughe us mable, aroud friend sain out meant
them, you thought they liked you, but they don't. Just like everyone else.
You're so lonely.
You sit at home, at a desk, watching a screen. Refreshing. Porn doesn't work anymore, not really. You've had a few experiences, a few girlfriends, maybe had sex, and you yearn to be with that someone, someone to hold you, love you. Someone for you to love, to hold. To make each other happy.
you realist. dve been there, and i doesn't work. le doesn't make you
But that's what you were holding out for to make you happy. You realise your life is based on a fairytale that will never come true. You will never be happy.
Why don't you neck yourself, jump in front of a train, cut your wrists and lie in a bath tub, and let your life slowly and peacefully drain away?
Oh.
You fear it; it keeps you up at night. You comprehend, in moments of arcale enchest date shou means te silose dose. You cante
just suffocate yourself.
You realise you face a life devoid of happiness or meaning, whilst at the same time fearing the alternative, which you can't escape anyway.
But you wait anyway.

>>935854186
Happy Birthday Kneesocks claimer!
I hope you have a wonderful, happy birthday filled with things you enjoy and delicious food.

>>935863482
i dont and don't understand why you do. What do you get out of it? You didn't wish me one...because you hate me

Why are fruitcakes wishing happy birthdays in a waifu thread? Literally has nothing to do with it.
Right avatarfags sucking eachother dicks

4chan narcissists will literally tell themselves anything before accepting that they are shitting up a thread with unrelated garbage.
it went wrong the very second you attached your waifu to your post three times in a row and became an avatarfag.
This is an avatarfag thread filled with avatarfagging, it will attract people who avatarfag to socialize. It doesn't matter that she's your waifu, you've made it normal to attach an avatar in your thread and this is the result.

>>935854186
Oh shit, happy birthday!

literally everyone ignores anon because "muh friendship is magic"

spamming

>>935864128
EVERYONE DOES

I will marry the planet. I will marry Earth. You will watch the news and it will say "anon marries whole World". You will be happy. I will make Earth feel special.

>>935864275
and I will cook her favorite meals, I will knit her socks, I will wash her clothes and dry them, I will make her bed and I will hug her when she comes home. I will care for her kids and I will hold her when she is sad or exhausted. I will give her a back massage and smile at her when she wants me to, and I will lean on her when we watch TV or play videogames together, and I will get along with her parents and I will bake her cakes and homemade pizza for valentine's day, and I will take her out on a boat and sing for her.

https://youtu.be/OzabzPciACE?si=Pe31cdNvGa2TRlCQ
hentaï samurai

>>935864275
That will be the biggest wedding in the world!
But anon, what about the cake?

>>935864628
Seijanon has been reduced to an autoshuffle script. RIP.

>>935864352
So, Gundam...

>>935864940
Why should Earth work on the happiest day of its life (so far)? I will bake a huge cake!
Seijafag has reached enlightenment
>>935865001
what...? I will hand carve her wooden gundam toys

https://youtu.be/Oz33GcUAOgE?si=32EWEe6R9r7JlasL
>>935864940
And someday even that will cease.

>>935865074
You don't fool me

>>935865074
The question I told you I wanted to ask you next time we were here at the same time:
How do you think Earth-chan would react to watching Char's Counterattack and his plot to drop an asteroid onto Earth in order to drive all of humankind into space, partly in order to end humanity's ongoing destruction of Earth and allow her to heal? Would Earth-chan sympathize with this idea, or be saddened by it as it would mean death of humans on a massive scale, and send them away?

>>935865119
It had better not.

Shane, do me a favor and explain how /b/ should work and also explain how these waifu threads should work. I’m not joking, I want your honesty.

>>935865850
welll it should be based honestly without concern for criticism from others they can't hurt you(you're in a barely filtered environment so why filter yourself for others be honest or dishonest literally don't suck dick). I remember this posted before btw.

>>935866031
Elaborate, that’s a rare take. I’m intrigued.

>>935865356
I haven't ever consumed any gundam, so I'm not sure I imagine that right. Driving humanity into space sounds alright, but I can imagine a part of the World will really miss them. All the dogs might look up at the sky together once a week at night and wonder where we went.
But now that I'm reading it again it just sounds like a near-extinction event. You know, we're not just pests to Earth, we're also something it has put a lot of work in. Smashing it is rude.
I don't have any children, so I don't know if it's not a bad thing to do, but some people believe that humans sometimes have to be forced a little to find happiness in a situation that they refused to get into. Perhaps something similar can be thought about Earth chan losing her humans.

>>935866098
most people change what they post because pressure or criticism. i shouldn't even be the namefag people ask this question and it should be themselves. I shouldn't even be a namefag i explicitly said i don't want to be but anons thought i was weak and would conform to the present/past ideal if threatened so here i am without wanting to be unlike most namefags

>>935866269
So you think /b/ should strictly be anonymous posting with no ties to the outside world aside from references, but no links to socials and shit?

>>935866190
I see I see.
I was just curious what you more than anyone else would think of it.
I'm off for now, have a good day and rest of the week, Earth claimer!
Think about all the token wedding gifts you'd both receive. You don't need that many dinnerware sets! Where will you put them all?!

>>935866344
yes although you can talk about life there should never be a link to a person

>>935866408
I agree with that. What about waifu threads specifically? In reference to this >>935863870

>>935866457
waifu threads are fucked and must be ended to stop that

>>935866397
You too. I need some dinnerware sets. But if I married Earth chan, I could just steal them from her.
Bye anon, have a great time. And remember to

all /generals/ must die that cancer is in all them

and im saying this as literally animu cancer myself. Rarely am i animu cancer. The first animu cancer was rozen maiden. /b/ lives off different cancers so idk choose your poison

>>935866497
>>935866539
What should /b/ have instead of repetitive 24/7 threads?

>>935866774
literally ban /generals/ or general like content and quality might increase although that's nearly impossible

>>935866819
And what makes a good thread?

>>935866857
Depends on the board

Generals aka safespaces killed /b/

>>935862861
No I suppose not, oh well. Such is my choice.

>>935863482
Thank you very much Suzuka claimer.
Crafting the steak dinner as we speak.

>>935864052
Thank you Akari!

he wants threads where people won't make fun of him for acting like a retarded nigger lol

this is electro 2013newfremds don't know it even have filters btw eating popcorn as you bitch about your mistake of 4chan for 2010 reddit
https://youtu.be/5EIez79GWI0?=nTU8IfpwWy0chuaG

>>935867243
literally go ahead im into that but im a dom fyi unlike pathetic useless you you nobody worm

lol

Why do you bother posting here anon?

alice goes back to kod interaction but you... yeah you're nobody unless you want to be someone and you're not tough enough

>>935867189
did u saw the new trailer

>>935867507
I change my reasons everytime but these are legitimately my threads influence idc if you have a waifu but if you post you a waifu. Anons are derailing scum and purist avatarfags are next to them

>>935867721
Literally show picks of waifu and kneesocks the oldfag doesn't understand like he ever did because he's an avatarfag

>>935867507
to create evidence

>>935867569
New trailer?

>>935868192
Leave windsail and crew literally don't need you and your fake waifism. Yes you're a fake you literally admitted it

>>935868306
I doubt you're a waifufag but earth hot outed as a troll

literally his own words
>i'm not a real waifufag

Anzu won by the way

yes being the only waifufag among fakes makes me a lolcow im fune with that because it's nbd but you won't have newfags not like you want

>>935868518
>literally denied being a waifufag

>>935868306
psg
its happening

animus thread waifu is dead

>>935868654
animus nigger
>oh i like my avatar i protect my online avatar identity
gtfo

neptune, earth, relm, anzu, nezi, mark,prophet gtfo

>>935868730
What got in your cereal this morning and why did it make you so salty

>>935868816
I know your history avatarfag in the animus thread kek lol they don't exist because they wanted to do illegal shot constantly

>>935868574
Oh I thought they had another trailer out. Oh heck yeah I know, really jized about it

herd/animus same thing different place

>>935868654
poke chan
>>935868816
>this morning
That guy has been seething for over two years straight, I wouldn't worry about it

>>935869780
trying to be a different person again! Poor chan knows me we interacted many times he's an avatarfag like you but less sinco no merch

poor chan any merch? Oh right no or even commissions
i have 32

i'm the only waifufag on /b/ yes im a lolcow gatekeeper but nobody currently is a waifufag. Collecters at best

Good night Earth. Have a comfortable, safe sleep.

>>935870125
Gtfo troll

why doesn't anzu and earth leave? idk literally outed as trolls

>>935870125
Goodnight Earth

Anzu and Earth should never post again

>>935870315
another literally avatarfag troll

waifu threads are 99% avatarfags who don't belong complaining about waifufags

>>935870395
>ugghhh it was always avata threads. Trick a newfag

>>935868863
I dont know what those are
>>935869780
>
Gotcha
>>935869906
Literally who

>>935870551
literally porn threads made by me. Yes me. I made the first to tell them to cuck themselves

>>935870593
I am literally an older poster than these threads. It is literally you showing me pictures to look at that you consider a waifu aka cuckoldry

>>935870593
>Literally who
discord faggotry needs name

anzu try me you say you been here forever
check my register email it says 2004
challah me

I dont have a discord

my burner says 2015 and that's older than these threads

>>935870899
im saying email madhatter10/6 of 2003

Literally who

challenge me
right im verified oldest

>>935871034
check the email newfag

>>935871034
bump

im older btw
heres an email that has nothing to do with anything
im incoherent btw

Literally
Wh:omegalul:

>>935870593
how can he poke?

>>935871134
>seething newfag

>>935871139
>>935871135
doesn't understand the difference between waifufag and waifuist

incredible defense bro

>>935871134
>email registered to 4chan birth. IT HECKING DOESNT MATTER THIS IS WAIFU NOT /b/ lol

>>935871375
it's literally an email from before 4chan registered to 4chan meaning im the earliest user

>>935871436
prove me wrong btw show age

>>935871481
madhatter 10/6 and 10/123 is same person (me) im before 4chan

is a newfag challenging me? how much will she seethe about that?

>>935871369
https://youtu.be/8-we4aXo_NM?si=qB2cw1tgS7RqbBci

real bets after 20

butt

>>935871721
Literally a younger xbox live 14yrs ago i was a waifu fag this name isn't allowed

These are literally my threads and a discord is trying to control them
*sigh*

Shane the type of dude to use this gamerpic

>>935872031
yes literally first pic 2014

im still literally the first poster

>>935872104
any challengers?
Oh no?

This is pretty cringe.

that still has nothing to do with anything but i really shouldn't expect anything coherent from you or for you to understand that

Literally who

>>935872483
sure newfag

>>935872635
I'm the og of these threads literally mine and some reddit discord faggot avatar niggers are claiming it. They need to gtfo

Touch grass you literal who
You might find that having good boy points on the internet literally doesnt matter

not your thread niggers gtfo literally proven make another don't use my thread

>>935872912
NIGGER FAGGOT THESE ARE LITERALLY MY THREAD THEY WERE MADE IN 2016 i am verified from 2016 its my thread make another name faggots

If its your thread end it
You wont
Coward

>>935873043
ITS MINE AND YOU STOLE IT do something yourself literally verified

No u

Reminder, this is his pride and joy

>>935873252
IT IS LITERALLY MINE WAIFU IS MY CREATION
I DIDNT INTEND A DISCORD CABAL LITERALLY ANYONE ASSOCIATE WITH THAT ISNT LEGIT AND AVATARFAGS. NONE OF THEM ARE FOR WAIFU AND I CAN SAY BECAUSE I MADE IT

No u

>>935873556
I MADE YOUR HANGOUT
please respect it.

i don't have control anymore but respect it. Waifus are just girls. picture related to post

>>935873753
>sono seething not proving otherwise

>>935873804
Bro if you made these, you’re a bigger faggot than I could have ever imagined

>>935873753
>how old is waifu? less than 10
registered 4chan an xbox is 15

>>935873869
Says a fag in OF simp threads only spending money

I respect the space
I dont respect you

>>935873869
how much girls you fuck? 0
lol
wadte of time and money to cuck yourself

But you also clearly arent Syndra or Tenryuu

>>935873967
that's fine

>>935874027
Dgaf syndra is takane btw

literally my threads i been trying to get control of for a few years to ban spammers an ironic waifufag just around to troll like elphelt and naz
they deserve it btw as csam advocates

>>935874603
>gatekeeping the gayest threads

BUTT

https://youtu.be/8j3wK1DXhrs?si=eD0uHSbp__Ienzpf

Caitlin has such a good voice

he really does not like being called out for being a literal who lmao

that cross player wasn't an admin
>it's okay to kill commies

The most important question: Who stepped on Nep?

Anzu pisses herself.

>>935884137
hot

>>935884153
She poops in her own diapers too.

>>935884168
who else's diapers would she shit in if not her own?

>>935884251
Yours of course.

ANZU SMELLS LIKE A WET DOG AND THREE MONTH OLD BOILD EGGS!

>>935878201
swear i been telling you to do that and you won't

What is wrong with me?

>>935885870
if you're in this thread antisocial personality disorder with autism is most likely what is

>>935885931
>antisocial personality disorder
Made up shit

>>935886005
No it isn't.ASPD is a personality disorder marked by a persistent pattern of disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others. It typically involves behaviors such as deceitfulness, impulsivity, irritability, aggression, consistent irresponsibility, lack of remorse, and disregard for social norms and laws.

>>935886073
to add literally every waifufag has aspd

>>935886073
You described what is called beijg an asshole. Fuckijg shrinks want to brainwash and control everyone into being the same slate.

>>935874603
Dibs on Aqua

>>935886371
Dibs on uhhh Darkness
*kero*