Thread 935955928

Why do I like trannies/shemales/ladyboys so much? Why do they just primally arouse me? I barely feel attracted to real women anymore.

Shit, am I gae /b/?

>>935955928 (OP)
You're gay. You're gay with extra steps but you're still a flaming homo

>>935955990
Shit, man. Pray to the Lord for me.

>>935956026
You have to remind yourself it is a trick of the devil and that the devil is a lie.
The gay will go away once you pray really hard

>>935956269
Thanks, brother. Christ is King.

>>935956269
>The gay will go away once you pray really hard
This. I once prayed so hard I began having visions of impregnating a woman in the missionary position as the good lord intended.
5 years later, I have a faithful wife who birthed 8 of my children.

>>935955928 (OP)
this thread will net you so many upvotes on several social media sites

>>935959679
How did you even find this thread? Did you just skip to page 10 of /b/?

>>935956452
if my math is correct that's three sets of twins, you stud

>>935959756
i have filtered "help" to the top of the catalog so it was one of the first threads i saw

>>935955928 (OP)
Ask yourself why youre're attracted to them.
Personally I think they're gross af, but I have noticed some of them actually put in more effort dolling themselves up compared to a lot of modern women, which is fucking scarry.

>>935956269
Do people really believe this shit?
God damn the bar is low for intelligence.

>>935955928 (OP)
You're starting to be gay

>>935960010
I'll pray for you, doubting Thomas. Prayer does work.

>>935959903
नमस्ते मेरे दोस्त :)

>>935960109
I prefer you pray for God to give me 100 billion dollars.

>>935960169
The Bible says not to be engrossed in worldly things.

>>935955928 (OP)
The better question is why labels even matter. You like what you like. It ain't hurting me none. Knock yourself out.

>>935960177
Well the Bible itself is a worldly object so it's bullshit.

>>935960227
The Bible is God's message, and it contains immense spiritual wisdom (unlike fairytales like the Quran, Kojiki, Bhagavad, etc.)

>>935960254
Then why is God's message in the form of a worldly object but we're not supposed to be engrossed by worldly objects?

>>935960280
Because that's the most optimal way it can get to everyone.

>>935960296
So you encourage people to be engrossed by worldly objects while shaming them for it?
Doesn't sound very God-like to me.

>>935960366
The Bible is not as worldly, though. It is technically "of the world" since it is physical, but the words are GOD'S MESSAGE. "Worldly" means not in service of God, but in service of the world.

>>935960418
The bible is literally a physical object with ink printed on it that symbolizes words.
There's nothing magical or God about it.
What are you 3?

>>935960418
The Quran, Kojiki, sayings of Buddha, Eddas, Babylonian Talmud, Bhagavad Gita, Vedas, etc. are all worldly and, dare I say, satanic. The Bible, however, isn't.

>>935960505
Those are the words passed down from God, hence they are not worldly.

The Bible was written by 40+ authors over 2000 years across 5 continents, and yet it still has a perfect timeline. Now THAT is God.

>>935960581
And the spoon in my cupboard has been imbued by the magic of King Arthur's ghost.

>>935960633
No contradictions, plenty of self-references, etc. it even has scientific wisdom that wasn't discovered until at earliest the 19th c.

>>935960666
Proof?

>>935960010
The mind is a mysterious thing, god works in mysterious ways. Prayer is a direct line to god, and that energy of concentration works to heal. Homosexuality is a sin and a lie made by the devil.

>>935960895
Amen.

>>935960909
You need to believe. The deception works to deceive your mind and convince you that you're gay but you just haven't found the right woman to settle down with. Being gay is like getting a tattoo when you're young and dumb, you think it is what you want because that is what the deception is telling you but it is a choice and prayer helps with that

>>935960895
There's nothing mysterious about the universe.
It can be logically deduced and predicted through scientific frameworks and physical principles.
As for your morals I don't care if they're religious people didn't have electricity 2000 years ago.

this the same spic who was flooding /his/ the other day with shintophobic shit?

>>935961147
So is the universe gay? What are you talking about? Homosexuality is a sin and it is wrong. Do you logically deduce a knob in your bum? It is a trick of the devil and your "science" can explain it but can't determine its wrong. A man and a man can't create life. A woman and woman can't create life. God made adam and eve not adam and steve

I briefly left this thread to washsumdishes. Time to get up to speed.
>>935961147
Science is fake and gay, next. Only the Bible is real.
>>935961171
You mean facts? Yes, I am intolerant of false religions, because they are Satanic. Cope.
>>935961313
Amen.

>>935961313
Everything you just said is stupid and unrelated.
There are no tricks or devils.
The universe doesn't give a shit if you put a dick on your ass.
Why?
Because you can do it. You can literally do anything nothing in existence is stopping you.

>>935961759
>>935961823
St. Paul called science "pharmakeia", and I frankly agree.

>>935961759
>>935961862
Science isn't a belief.

>>935962005
Science IS a belief. Science is the belief that God does not exist, and that poopy butt sex is okay. It's also the belief that all the other false gods are real, except for the ONE TRUE GOD YESHUA/YHWH.

Jesus Christ is King.

>>935962051
>inb4 Mendel, Copernicus, Galileo, Bacon, etc.
All of them were Masonic crypto-Satanists who worshipped themselves and material possessions. Next.

>>935962051
You don't have to believe in science for it to be true it's deduced through reason and evidence.

>>935955928 (OP)
>BUYERS REMORSE: THE THREAD

>>935962175
>(((reason)))
>(((evidence)))
>reason and evidence, like the fossil is this old so we know the layers are that old, and the layers are that old so we know the fossil is this old

>>935962226
What do I have buyer's remorse for?

>>935962005
>>935962051

I'm going to explain this in good faith.
Science is a method to deduce truth. The belief comes where people then think that they can deduce all truth via a material method (science). These people believe only the things we can measure exist. They believe that only "experts" can do science. They believe if something is "peer reviewed" that that means it is an unassailably "true".
Functionally none of these people do science or perceive the world scientifically.

They really do operate at a "belief" level of understanding about truth. ("Trust the experts." "Trust the science of you're a conspiracy theorist/racist/bigot/homophobe" "I'm not going to analyze that study because it doesn't agree with my soy redditor communist preconceived narrative!")

The irony is this is the definition of the word "bigotry".
You can't derive an ought from an is.
And most humans are too stupid, literally not capable, to not think in narratives. The Truth is Christianity, but modern society has replaced priests robes for lab coats.

To further articulate this idea, Vox Day has come up with terms to describe what is going on.
scientage - knowledge base
scientody - method
scientry - profession

>>935962494
Amen.

>>935962247
Yes.
We observe things and form conclusions.
Welcome to reality.

>>935962494
It's not about delegating trust to experts, authority, or gods.
You can understand how the universe works yourself if you just put in some effort and update your beliefs.
It's bot mysterious or magical. It very complex mathematically, higher dimensional, and not intuitive to conventional perception.
You're beliefs are stupid because you are.

>>935962610
I'm not stupid. You know what IS stupid? Thinking <<<demons>>> like Amaterasu, Inanna, Odin, Vishnu, etc. are divine and benevolent.

Or thinking science is real. When it's all circular reasoning + satanism + conjecture (that's why they call various things THEORYES).

>>935962674
THEORYS are not facts.

>>935962674
Science is real.

>>935962718
No, it's all THEORYs, and Satanism, and circular reasoning. Cell THEORY is, for example, one of the THEORYs that (((science))) peddles. (((science))) also says abortion is moral and injecting yourself with human shit + fetuses is good and should be encouraged.

>>935962764
Wow you're retarded.

>>935962610
>It's not about delegating trust to experts, authority, or gods.
Yes it is. Literally most of the population, from world leaders down to the dumbest lumpenproletariat defer their judgement to so called "experts".

No normal person reads the papers. And the few who do, fall into 2 camps: they either believe what is in the paper and they are usually wrong or the people who question the paper lose their funding, get cancelled for hate speech and get blackballed in their profession.
50% of scientific papers can't be replicated.

Science as it exists in its current form is completely useless.

>>935962807
How?!

>>935962814
Amen.

>>935955928 (OP)
Many of them are quite beautiful, aesthetically, and you associate the penis with pleasure. You might be bi. So yeah, enjoy.

idk it's pretty gross. a straight dude sees a tranny, even if they pass to some people, if they see a dick it's barf. you'd have to smoke a lot of weed for it to not be gross. like so much weed and it'd still be gross. but then i think about girls and you know there's a good chance like when you think about your mom or your grandma and how they could fuck that gross hammy fuck that is your granpa well they probably got really drunk and still barfed after

>>935963099
...vas?

>>935962917
How about Christ is King?

>>935963394
>King of the who?
No but seriously, the whole "Christ is King" slogan was started by Pope Pius XI. It was for the sole purpose of asserting the bastardization (that is to say, suppression of its Gnostic roots) of Christianity as being about subservience and obedience rather than personal and spiritual liberation. "Christ is King?" Tch, no kings in men.

>>935963490
King of All.
Also, Gnosticism is bullshit. Only YHWH can give you wisdom, not a snake.
And, Christ was 100% man, 100% God.

>>935963749
>eat that fruit, and you'll die
*eats fruit*
>WHAT THE FUCK?! I TOLD YOU NOT TO! WHERE IS YOUR...BROTHER(?)
>no, it's not just because I should already know and deliberately lied to you, I just want you to tell me
The Snake (Sophia) was the heroine. Fuck Yaldabaoth.

>>935963964
I don't worship a demon called Yaldafuck or whatever. I worship the omnibenevolent, omniscient, omnipotent god of everything.

>>935964001
>omnibenevolent
Yet apparently flooded the earth, accepted only animal sacrifice, literally sent demons to rape Norea, allows grotesque acts of violence in the current era, etc
>omniscient
Yet he didn't know where Adam was in the """garden"""
>omnipotent
Again, does nothing to stop atrocities throughout history or even today.
>god of everything
Is it? Is it really though?

>>935964097
>NUH UH (y bad thing happen)
>NUH UH (can be explained as a misunderstanding of God's majesty on Moses' part)
>NUH UH (y bad thing happen)
>Is it?
Yes, He is.

>>935964097
You didn't even put it on a fucking hook!

>>935964142
>Moses
I was referring to Noah, to whom Norea was married. You don't even know what you're worshipping.

>>935964182
*sigh* Fine, here. Never settle for less than the GOLD standard in life.

>>935964441
I mean Moses wrote the fucking Torah.

>>935964486
>Torah
I prefer the Nag Hammadi. Nourish that divine spark, Anon.

>>935964562
Nag Hammadi is Satanic.

>>935964602
>Nag Hammadi is satanic, but the Torah isn't
well, I'm going to go meditate. The Earth is hollow.

>>935964675
The Torah is God's word.

>>935955928 (OP)
it's called gynandromorphophilia

>>935960149
What is this pajeet shit?
>>935960044
Shit.
>>935956452
Amen.
>>935963099
>>935963224
What happened here?

>>935965145
>What happened here?
My guess is drugs. That's what my mom says when she sees someone tweaking out in public.

>>935964829
Weird. How common is it?

>>935963224
idk i'm just saying even straight women probably barf about a man's body and also dick, but some girls just like dick so much and those girls are whores. if you are thinking you're not gay bc you only like dick, well first of all that;s retarded from the front but also no it's entirely gay or maybe bi

>>935966383
Yeah, I definitely need to be prayed for. Pray for me, brothers.

>>935955928 (OP)
Theyre not even real women, theyre just porn caricatures of women.

>>935966783
not much you can do considering this whole world is so goddamned fuck liked everyone's testosterone is much lower than it was even a couple generations ago. but idk stop jerking off so much stop smoking weed and go to the gym and do other stuff that raises your testosterone

>>935955928 (OP)
THIS GUY IS A FAG LMAO. YOU'RE GOING TO HELL FAG

>>935967707
I know. That is, if you don't pray for me.
>>935967041
I'm trying. I don't smoke weed, and I do go to the gym (quite regularly, actually). Any other specific advice, brother?

Because you're a porn addicted degenerate that has fallen so far down in the depths of their depravity that their sexual desires only continue to become more and more removed from the norm.

>>935968509
i'm never praying for you faggot burn

>>935968509
Less gym, lurk more. Alternatively get a 510 cart battery. Either way stop asking stupid fucking questions, faggot.

>>935968602
God loves you.
>>935968592
God loves you, man.
>>935968549
I'm trying to become better, I've been keeping medals of St. Benedict all over my house and praying every day. I believe God will take care of it all.

>>935968770
god doesn't love you homo

>>935968850
God loves everyone. Jn 3:16.

>>935968937
he doesn't love people who stick their dick in other men

>>935968967
You're a Westboro Baptist kike heretic, I presume? God loves me even if I sin, because Him hating anyone except Satan is a contradiction.

Anyone else up late and feeling a little restless? emyriion

>>935969212
Get an ad.

>>935969212
Also, why the fuck are you posting your botshit on this thread of all places?

>>935955928 (OP)
faggot