Celeb Thread - /Holesome whores/ edition.

HE FINNA GET PISSED 2NITE

>Meanwhile my actual face right now.
>*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*

I WAS SITTING HERE SEETHING FOR LIKE 15 MIN

>>936306204 (OP)
beady thread, 99% will be deleted

>>936306359
Hush little baby don't say a word,
Beady's gonna make you a new thread for sure.

>>936306387
yup

>I do something bad.
>Punished.
>I do something good.
>Punished.
Aaaah the benefits of posting celebs.

HE'S PISSED

HE'S PISSED (HIMSELF)(AGAIN)

I just wanna katmac

>>936306788
macc on the kat

I haven't consumed a TV episode in a LONG time. Multiple months.

I don't usually watch TV shows because I'm behind on my movie watching already.

A movie is like 2 hours a TV season is like 8 or whatever.

babam

>>936306817

>>936307130
macc attacc

2nd glass of milk down

Holy fking DEJJ.

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman... I-I k-know l-l-l-l-l-lots o-of g-g-guys w-want m-my girl...

>>936307165
her full name is actually katherine imprettierthaneveryoneelse mcnamara...internet says "grace"...what do they know

My new actual face right now.

>>936307652
Kat Plapp Macaroni

HE'S PISSED

but then I was like

>>936307841
:3

>>936307565
that pizza looks tasty AF dude
>brb goin' to pizza planet and takin' the cute otter with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjxzPzrDFSs
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly

>>936308022
i wanna bite right into that crust

>>936308063
yeh it does look pretty tasty

>>936307314
>>936307680
>>936307684
>>936307841
Not celebs
>>936307979
Pedophile

>>936308219
Not a celeb

>>936308298
not a celeb guy have you eaten something wholesome and drank water today? don't neglect yourself ok?

>>936308356
Make me cum.

>>936308219
just made this from the new aty video cheers. it's got potential i think.

>>936308356
Frogfu looking stoned fu
>>936308298
I bet you're misunderstood, and you're desperately trying to tell us the real celebs are the friends we meet along the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twYpLTHgVCA
NEW HAIR
NEW TEE
NEW JEANS
CHOLI + HANNI

>>936308390
with cute pics of that caliber i don't think you need my help

>>936308402
yes! nice otter reac

keep in the folder with that one from a while back - something like "that will not be happening" or somethin' like that

>>936308464
i want this froggy to leap over to my lily pad <3

>>936308567
:)) gonna go make my supper now! here's a good otter food pic :D

>>936308567
Make sure she ribbits at least twice before you even think of croaking

cringe

Yeah, no, for sure.

>>936308678
>the chopsticks
if that otter used chopsticks my heart would explode

enjoy supper :D

>>936308706
wait a minute

was that a dobblah ohn'tondruh?

Parker became homeless and didnt have a family to take him in because he looks like this.

>>936308753
Would you prefer The Aristocrats?
>>936308808
Yes. And?

LOL GOOD ONE TROY

>>936308922

> Hey, Parker, how come the celeb threads suck?
>cause of mmm posters. They dont post how they shouls
>okay then why dont you leave and do things irl?
>cause i have to spam here because they are spamming

>looks like he stinks like pure shit
>actually does

>>936308997
It's just how we're hard. wired.

>>936309126
you're a goof <3

>>936309267
It's been a long day. I certainly can't be bothered to be serious. Pretty celebs and "not a celeb"s with good company is much preferred

>>936309447
>It's been a long day.
poor dear
i can relate, and i hope you can be comfy and relax now <3

btw i was gonna give this to the rowdy puppy elle anon but i haven't seen him in a while

In honor of the OP
>>936309576
I'm sure that fool will enjoy it when he sees it. An impressive feat given he doesn't usually focus on the feet. But you do, so I bet that was fun

>>936309778
maybe

just a lil

>>936309840
Classy
>>936309914
So three twitches and a throb. Gotcha.

>>936309990
yeee

was this the react pic you were thinking of

>>936309990
i don't have to listen to the wild ellegations!

>>936310104
heh! yeah <3 i hope you've gotten good mileage from it

>>936310073
But also hot legs. Healthy bit of both
>>936310143
I won't let you live in denielle. Hand gently rested there too then?

if youuuuuuuuu can believe it
strokin my shit to bikini babes once again

>>936310143
yay! i had to do some hunting for it since i saved it with my minji pics lel

>threat of ppl stronkin the peanuts

Straight up jorkin it

Jonkling the bits

Feeding the geese.

Playing pocket pool.

>Choking the bishop
>>936310220
You'll say that and inevitably still need to finish thinking of the same thing yet again

rubby tuggy

>>936310517
whatever gets the job done

why doesn't bd ever talk shit about cb being an mmm feeder?

>"bussin a nudd" duzzen do it ne more

>>936310579
he loves my cock to much <3

>>936310572
The blowjob, that is

>>936310704
preeeeeecisely

I-I know I-I-I s-shouldn't...

>>936310309
>>936310220
>>936308997
>>936308538
Not celebs

>>936310728
And of course mixing them together. Your throat getting filled as he enjoys Ava's cute ass

>>936310953
pleasing a big cock while he gets horny for bikini babes

>>936311014
Your hair getting pulled when they come across a great pic (or webm like this one)

>>936311136
fucking my face even harder the hotter the girl

Never seen a thread this bad since the last thread.

>>936311236
But Bella tits
>>936311201
And you know by that point you're not getting a rest until he's drained

kek troy btfo!!!!

>>936311329
good, cause i'm desperate to swallow everything he can give

>>936310209
i get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

>>936310309
that otter pic is too adorably exploitable :P

>>936311329
Thems some big arse bazoongas.

I'm too lazy to complain/post right I just wanted to chime in.

Enjoy your bible study chat.

>>936311374
Desperate is the right mood, since you're hardly getting any warning
>>936311394
Then you'll have to settle for mine.
>couldn't help it, it rhymed
>>936311412
Of course. Just catching up for old times sake

>>936311506
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>>936311506
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>>936311499
i dont want any warning, just a whole heaping mouthful

Okerlund

>>936311499
a little flesh, a little poetry
i can feel a goofball walkin' next to me

>>936311583
And that's perfectly normal and the only thing you should ever be fantasizing. Hope you imagine every drop. Until the next, crazy Chicagoan
>>936311658
And what a lovely stroll it has been. But now I'm off. Enjoy your night, o ridiculous one

Alright!
Couldn't stop moving when it first took hold
It was a warm spring night at the old town hall
There was a group called, "The Jokers" they were layin' it down
'Cause ya know I'm never gonna lose that funky sound
Rock and roll, hoochie koo (rock and roll, hoochie koo)
Lordy mama, light my fuse (light my fuse)
Rock and roll, hoochie koo (rock and roll, hoochie koo)
Truck on out and spread the news
Skeeters started buzzin' 'bout this time a-year
I'm goin' 'round back, said she'd meet me there
We were rollin' in the grass grows behind the barn
When my ears started ringin' like a fire alarm
Rock and roll, hoochie koo (rock and roll, hoochie koo)
Lordy mama, light my fuse (light my fuse)
Rock and roll, hoochie koo (rock and roll, hoochie koo)
Truck on out and spread the news
Yeah, did somebody say keep on rockin'? Ow!
That's right
Woo!
I hope you all know what I'm talkin' about
The way they wiggle that thing really knocks me out
Gettin' high all the time, hope you all are, too
C'mon a little closer, gonna do it to you
Rock and roll, hoochie koo (rock and roll, hoochie koo)
Lordy mama, light my fuse (light my fuse)
Rock and roll, hoochie koo (rock and roll, hoochie koo)
Truck on out and spread the news
Woo! Rock and roll, hoochie koo (rock and roll, hoochie koo)
Lordy mama, light my fuse (rock and roll, hoochie koo)
Rock and roll, hoochie koo (rock and roll, hoochie koo)
Truck on out and spread the news, yeah (rock and roll, hoochie koo)
Man, I'm tired of payin' dues (rock and roll, hoochie koo)
Done said goodbye to all my blues (rock and roll, hoochie koo)
Lordy mama, light my fuse, ooh, ooh!
Ow!

>>936311729
take care, darling
<3

>>936311729
i dont want to imagine every drop..
i wanna live it
bye bye

>>936311394
>that otter pic is too adorably exploitable
Yep!!!

Gene Okerlund

>>936311806
no one here is fucking stupid enough to think this is cb, parker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkMK5v6RJl4

>>936311933
its cb

>>936312286
no u

>>936311730
Bars

its me and someone should tell me to swallow it

>>936312483
swallow it, slut.

>>936312532
every drop <3
mmm thanks night night

>>936312615
gnite

Holy fking dejj.

for once I agree

he was more than just "some fag from wrestling" goddammit

cool it with the antisemitism

Which name did you prefer for Madonna’s 1991 documentary?

• Truth or Dare (USA)
• In Bed With Madonna (International)

>>936313334
mommy moment

>>936313356
Truth or Dare was more creative

>>936313383
qt monke

>>936313417
:3

>>936313439
<3

>>936313460
<3

>>936313481
a very cute monke

shit thread

>>936313515
and a v cute mommy

>>936313547

>>936313580
fugg

>>936313538
rude asshole

>>936313589
awwww <3 she was so nervous and drunk

>>936313665
positively trashed

Elle is so pretty @o@

i love women

>>936313691
id take care of her <3

>>936313723
aww that's so sweet

>>936313754
:3

>>936313951
Ayy lmao

>>936313993
ayyna de aliemas

>>936314187
u sayin she one of them?? o.O
it all makes sense now

>>936314272
>u sayin she one of them?? o.O
it all makes sense now

SAAAADDDDD BUT TRUEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!!

>writes in a super happy fun positive way with fun emojis and makes you think he is such a nice fun anon who is interested
>is like that for over a decade
>acts like a total mentally ill asshole sociopath and looks like a child molester and cant manage even a single friend
You were born cooked
Lmao

that first 20 minutes of acting like we didn’t link up to fuck is so goofy

this is the face of the man who used to rage and flood for days nonstop about namefags all calling each other qt and getting along

>women dont like me so im gonna make it the problem of cel anons for over a decade
Fuck you, you stupid ugly retarded faggot.

Ahhh the KING of make these threads good for me is here.

I appreciate straight people so much. For gays this is like a 45 second pleasantry

be so fucking for real why are you making me rent talk to me for 3.99 rn. we both know we ain’t watching it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T73VxlZM7Y0

Alien 3 or 4?
https://strawpoll.com/X3nkPpdEPgE

What exactly has Islam contributed to Western civilization?

>>936314541
>>936314272
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>>936313439
Not celebs

This is just a glimpse to their Islamic culture.

Never forget how dozens of animals have wasted away from thirst or hunger at Khan Younis zoo.

A few years ago, after the Palestinians scored a “victory” in anti-Israel UN votes, they flooded the streets to celebrate — and sacrificed this donkey to mark the victory. They painted the Israeli flag on its body, then brutally beat and tortured it as part of the celebration.
Little kids — some barely five years old — were right there, throwing rocks and laughing as they joined in the abuse.

This wasn’t just a party.
It was a sick, twisted lesson in Jihad — taught in broad daylight.

>this is the face of the man who used to rage and flood for days nonstop about namefags all calling each other qt and getting along

>women dont like me so im gonna make it the problem of cel anons for over a decade
>Fuck you, you stupid ugly retarded faggot.

>>936315205
How do namefags make you feel?

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>>936314895
Fat nigger

>>936315227
Hate beady
Hate troy
Luv the ol Brockster
simple as

>>936315338
Not a celb

>>936315227
They all should be exterminated, like the roaches they are

based

Motörhead rules

minji rules

Remembering PETER LORRE - one of the finest character Actors of his generation - born 121yrs ago today.

Do you agree with her?

>>936315962
Fat nigger

I love lily collins. I keep worrying about her for some reason. what the fuck is wrong with me? do you guys have any explanation for this?

The modern paperclip was invented in 1890 and was never patented. Nobody got rich off of it.

>>936316008
Fat nigger

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>>936311201
Not a celebs

>>936316368
For sure. Keep me posted.

post disc or sess for fun celeb chat

no

>>936315000
Yeah nothing to do with Israel invading their land, forcefully replacing them, destroying their homes and treating them like shit for half a decade now.
I guess there just woke up and decided to be bad people hm.

>>936316672
You have to edge to her fat ass here for a bit before taking it to sess

>>936316683
based

HAGS OWE ME SEX!

>>936316427
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>>936317047
Not celebs

>>936317149

How have you not killed yourself by now? How do you summon the willpower to wake up every day knowing at the end of the day you'll still be YOU?

>>936317149
Oh for sure I agree but I disagree

>>936316856
Let's be honest for a moment..

"Palestine" is a made-up place,
invented to steal the Jewish homeland.

The Romans changed the name
from Judea to Palestine in an effort
to erase Jewish ties to the land.

So every time you call it "Palestine"
you are using a colonial term.

>How have you not killed yourself by now? How do you summon the willpower to wake up every day knowing at the end of the day you'll still be YOU?

>>936317279
Fat nigger

>>936317260
Not a celeb

blackpink > le sserafim

>>936317475
newjeans > blackpink

>>936317475
Pedophile
>>936317564
Not a celeb

>>936317475

omg i thought she was about to push her tongue into her cheek

>>936314800
The MOSFET

>>936317925

>>936317739
would she really do something so lewd?!

Wig shopping with Gene

>Call it democracy or call it democratic socialism; there must be a better distribution of wealth for all of God's children in this country

>>936318066
Commie MLK got the bullet he deserved.

>>936318052
Troy shopping for his nephew's first ________ .

>>936318102
Therapist, after he gets done with him

>>936318022

shota cocks pushing into her cheeks

>>936318195
Sweaty latina tits hnnnggg

>>936318195

why does she show no emotion as shots moan 8n pain in front of her?

>>936318221
In English, doc.

>>936318218
yeah
>>936318221
not sure

Any big natural hanging tits?

>>936318195
i love her freckles

>>936318426
i love it when Jenna makes out with her slutty pals

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>>936318185
Pedophiles

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>>936317882
Pedos

sluts

new
>>936319174
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>>936319174

>>936318669
you know what, there is something to the whole celeb-lust thing

coom

less pedo shit next time.

Toddler posting fucking cunt

Not an unreasonable suggestion, to be quite frank.

>>936319704
>>936319704
>>936319704

jizz

gooning

>>936306204 (OP)
This thread is for talking about female celebrities and non-famous women you know in a non-creepy way

cum

coom

Mean Gene Nu

hjnbbb

cum

>>936324619
I feel like there's a good chance she's a whore.

New
>>936327512
>>936327512
>>936327512

jizz

coom

coom

cum

cum

cum

>Make me.

jizz

jizz

jizz

jizzzzz

jizz

coom

coom

cooming

jizz

cum

jizz

jizz

cummm

cjcxjnsnahz

semen

>>936306204 (OP)

>>936306204 (OP)
hmmmm this thread hit the image limit this morning. why hasnt it moved on? lol you guys always know how to make me laugh