/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/qxu1bku4wN0?si=HzFrUbpn_S9GxVcn

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

>kneesocks claimed

I just took a shower and brushed my teeth

>>936390692
beautiful

>>936390670
>teeth brushed
Hey there sexy~
>_*

>>936390692
Hideous

https://youtu.be/-PC9Y-addYM?si=4NIU42t24Zv85t7O

guess imma finish watching this since i had to stop. it's actually pretty good and im really judgmental on new shows

I also found out recently the spammer is a chatbot 70% of threads are a chatbot some guy sets up manually and replies to itself.

>>936393809
You are all chatnots. Fucking niggers.

but you're the spammer
lol

Not replying to the bot poster

there would have to be one in the first place in order to not reply to it

the anon is the bot poster

i see it arguing with itself in like 9 threads thinking im replying to it

LMAO

there's no way those 2 can argue eachother and be human 24/7 no sleep

https://youtu.be/3scEwlTPZ4I?si=FXbyb3HT52WEtn5W
methamphetamine is a hell of a drug.

when I say bot poster i mean there's definitely a guy who puts in place and he's human but the argument between them and him is the botted part.

no meth needed it happened here before

>>936393998
I am not. Nigger.

>>936394384
Nigger.

Sayaka is now claimed ITT

>>936390370 (OP)
Vibes

imma just lewd post because that's the only purpose of these threads unless you want to suck avatarfag dick like everyone but me has

>>936394872
Nigger.

>>936394983
double nigger

>>936395000
Trips makes you a triple nigger

rather have hot posts with images of waifus than see the same images
it's a showcase fuck non harem conversations end quickly and devolve into tribalism when there's no new waifus to talk about or their media
1-6 i analyzed so far and took notes of every scene.
there's a lot of jp references so some stuff stuff may be hidden in the language that doesn't translate

he went on that autistic shitstorm last thread and already forgot what he said waifufaggotry is lmao

maysissy really won't beat the "needs to jerk off with other men" allegations
this is so sad...

I like how the feds left me a bunch of gun stuff including things I shouldn't mention. Its cool though I got people holding them for me. Pretty awesome thanks glowies for being incompetent.

Jesus Christ, Comiket is soon.

>>936395049
quadruple nigger

>>936395557
No you! I look like a white muslim skinhead fr fr. I can't possibly be a nigger.

being hypocritical when i said all fictional characters are valid waifus except to the discord council?

implying 4chan isn't made for porn sharing originally and specifically hentai when it was in an ama and said it was primarily and secondary was everything else and people still argue it

it isn't just an anime website it's a hentai website

>>936395785
Nigger

extremely retarded cope that still has nothing to with what i said but alright lmao

>>936395955
Poole had been a regular participant on Something Awful's subforum "Anime Death Tentacle Rape Whorehouse"

>>936395955
Cause youre a nigger

that still has nothing to do with what i said lol

>>936396318
Because youre a faggot and a nigger

Fox.

avoid episode 7
it's not necessary to view and way too dark.

major mood killer to analyze over
the tunnel serial killer for 1-4 isn't as big a mood killer. 7 is probably the darkest ive seen in a long time next to bleach king fisher but that's for a regular show. i seen darker like otome which is suicide fuel but that's the darkest hentai ever like serbian film dark

me looking for who asked

>>936398456
I don't need you to ask you're a lurker a nobody.

https://youtu.be/betM4QG_DgQ?si=PP68ep5PLgyG9uX1

i'm putting it out there so someone might watch it some people like dark stuff like myself
there's a lot of blood in it and can make you feel better that you didn't end up in the same situation

basically the yokai was stealing from work and yakuza beat her up and she tried finding her kid tgey kidnapped and she died looking for her so kid never got found

THAT'S what you consider "too dark"?

that's how i view dark stuff

homeless people, self harmers etc
just grateful im not like them and im actually doing really good in life
like i got my own, place im free, i got food and money and time to waste on dumbshit like 4chan

Maybe you're better off watching SpongeBob lmao

>>936399034
It doesn't really darker than seeing a kid get sold into slavery because a parents mistake atleast for normal shows

otome they kidnap a guys girl gangrape her get her pregnant make him watch and then they fuck the kid just like her or it's alluded to
then theres kite
ntr stuff bothers me most because ugh that's humiliating id rather be killed

>>936399165
Shut the fuck up it doesn't get darker name one thats darker

Berserk, Goodnight Punpun (which is technically a manga but still), Shiki, Umineko, Higurashi, Dead Dead Demons Dededede Destruction, Violence Jack, Rin: Daughters of Mnemosyne

Shall I go on?

Please do I need shit to watch.

>>936399427
seen all those casca rape isn't dhit, shiki etc coincidence lol

lol

I just googled the definition of lolcow finally after Shane says it so much and holy fuck dude he really is a lolcow

they're all good but when the buildup is good like ep 6-7 it made me give it an 8
the berserk manga is better than 97 berserk which is darker
it's just good shit to me though
all those a respectably dark
>>936399697
fuck off logschizo

dudes logfag btw

logschizo is the most pathetic human in existence. 2 pathetic niggers logschizo, bananafaggot and bananafaggot isnt as bad

reminds me they call sexual organs in show bananas most the time

maybe reading higurashi next is a good idea.

who is bro fighting :joy: :rofl:

>>936400630
did you steal that because i did it once? oh well that's how memes work, you take something and alter it. i stole it too like my <33 signature but that's an alteration of another

>>936399727
6 7? Say that again

>>936390692
Beautiful

>>936401224
episodes 6 to 7 was high quality and a dark episode but it's a regular show so it's dark for normal tv. shows 12 episodes so even if you don't have time you can watch it all in one long sitting.

it's got funny parts like this

i normally hate new shows but it's decent for how short the show is so far in

kind of weird the person complaining about no waifu stuff is posting about anything but...

>>936401579
what is a waifu?

>>936401428
6 7

>>936390370 (OP)
>no overly lewd content
Yeah but why's it so hard to get some?

Anyone else up late and feeling a little restless?

>>936401579
Shut up nigger

https://youtu.be/ZxmqjmSCJOY?si=ckWnuy_ew9KRzHSn

i'm going through mature phase apparently

Boobs

>>936406758
What a revelation for you, finding women that aren’t children attractive

https://youtu.be/rhtYzlEmnPY?si=A9fRuELbLAglsQT-

Good morning to you all on this sleepy Sunday.

>>936393195
Very cute

Good morning indeed.

https://youtu.be/gjpbHBUqhIA?si=HzBl0rAaiCFL-29j
what the fuck does waking up mean.

FOR TODAY IS THE DAY

>>936409565
Callooh Callay, oh frabjous day! They have arrived, congratulations Akari claimer!

>>936409637
Thank you, thank you.

>>936409565
>no trips or Hi!
I thought the same until I saw what a Hi actually was

>>936410715
How are they acclamating to their forever home?

>>936411034
Mom and sisters just left.
They're having a hide-behind-the-couch party.
The kittens that is, not my family.

>>936410942
gn

>>936410942
...Seijasleep?!
Goodnight??

>>936411034
https://files.catbox.moe/v1tqir.mp4

>>936411050
Oh that's adorable, I'm certain be attached at the hip in no time.
I had assumed, it would be quite strange otherwise.

>>936411327
They're still there, but now sleeping (until I peeked to take another picture)
My phone makes images that are too large for fucking 4chan.

>>936411104
AAAAH, adorable

>>936411360
Well yeah, I'd figure it'll take a little while before the worries of a new space subside. They'll melt right in.

>>936411366
>>936411412
Yeah, everyone told me "they're gonna be behind the couch day 1, maybe longer."
But I have so many spaces they could have hid.... yet they all actually picked the couch. Magical.

I'm here to post Earth chan, who powers my heart. I love u Earth.
>>936411104
so it is a catbox

>>936411724
I realized it was a fitting site to use.

>>936411478
Gremlins hide in the caves. Cool space, dark, safe. I feel it.
No better space in their eyes!

>>936412152
But that's what I'm saying, there are other dark hidey holes around.

>>936412187
Yes, but that is THE dark hidey hole!

>>936413522
So it would seem, so it would seem.
One popped out for a bit, but I think he's returned now. Was about to get up and check. again. I keep doing it.
I wanna let them be and get acclimated, but... kittieeessss.
https://files.catbox.moe/kelrhh.jpg
get bothered

Greetings everyone

>>936413941
Good morning, good morning.

>>936413837
The poor kitties. Maybe they wouldn't be so scared if you weren't so ugly a nigger.

>>936414000
T R I P S
R R
I I
P P
S S

>>936414000 cheeeeecked
Afternoon o/ How's it going?

>>936414087
WEll enough. Today is kitty day. I've posted a few images already.
They're so dang cute. Still not used to the new environment, of course.

>>936414151
They're not used to an ugly faggot nigger like you

>>936407058
There's a difference between mature and adult

mature to adult is the same as milf to cougar

it's significantly older

>>936414151
What kitty day?
Yea I've seen one, little buggers.

>>936414409
Today is the day I brought them home.
I'd only gotten the meet them once before.

>>936414432
Oh darn, I could have sworn you already have.

>>936414511
Understandable, but nope.
Can't wait for them to roam around more. I keep wanting to look behind the couch lol.

>>936414563
They get spooked when you do?

>>936414659
Less and less, because at this point the couch is no longer against the wall, lol.
It's mostly that they seem to be sleepy.

Tfw he was too late to caturday.

>>936413837
KITTEN PILE.
How could you possibly stay away from them? Keep viewing!
https://youtu.be/D5kg4x-Hx4U?si=OmLJq6vcGyNRpAHs

>>936413941
Greetings Tsuyu claimer!

>>936414724
Oi, it's never too late!

>>936415038
There's only one caturday. The rest are foxturdays. Except monday. Everyone hates monday.

>>936414671
Ah. You got a nice soft basket for them to sleep in?

>>936415038
Howdy ho?

>>936415201
I got quite a few things like that.
They're currently sleeping on the floor, behind the couch >_>
> https://files.catbox.moe/kelrhh.jpg

>>936415188
Yes, in name. In spirit? Any day can be anyway. That's why I have my plastic skeleton dressed up as a wizard sitting in the easy chair next to my Christmas tree.
And I thought only cats who like lasagna hate Mondays.

>>936415201
Ahoy hoy.
Smol frog.

>>936415231
Maybe because it's cold behind it? I wanna crawl somewhere cool...

>>936415345
Indeed. How you doing?

>>936415345
Everything. Foxes are eternal.
Are you implying foxes don't like lasagna or what?

>>936415431
Doing well, doing the Sunday work shift so that's something.
How about you, enjoying your Sunday?

>>936415469
Fair enough.
Yes, yes I am. They are allergic to Italians.

>>936415431
Hah, I get it, I get it. Today's rather hot.

>>936415659
Oh... So that explains why jules is gone kek.

>>936415285
Bet that bunny smells like piss and faggot cum

>>936415659
Ah shoot. Is Sunday less busy at least?

>>936415668
28°C god damnit. Three weeks ago it'd be like 16, and only 8 in the morning.

>>936416393
They're playfighting so much now. I am in kitty heaven.

>>936416393
Gods, how I long for that now.
It's only getting worse from here.

>>936416772
I thought they were sleeping!
September can't come early enough eh?

>>936416941
I may have picked them up and put them in the room.
Big success.
My uploads won't work tho, damnit.

so many wasted image space for ugly avatars

>>936415804
Not surprising that you would be well acquainted with the smell of your own cum.

>>936415716
I never said Italians are allergic to foxes!

>>936416393
Eet eez wat eet eez. I only do one a month. Kinda? We have a huge boost on the start at 12, but peeters out by 3. Alcoholics are jonseing by noon.

i just watched a bunch of porn. i came like crazy. wasn't hentai this time it was jav. honestly just like the lesbian shit

why are japanese girls built different in jav when really most time they're itty bitty booty clan?

>>936417077
Morning.
Careful, Anon is bringing the big boy insults today.

>>936417215
Morning indeed.
Anon is a loser.

>>936417529
Whoa, you can't just bring out the bigger guns like that.

>>936417549
It's easy to talk shit from a keyboard.

imma get to my gacha

>>936416997
Woah, brutal...
We get em next time.

>>936417176
Ah, I see. Is there extra pay for doing weekends?

>>936417077
No its dog cum. Not mine

>>936417529
You're the queer aucking off trannies.

>>936418337
You smell your faggot dog's cum?
That's crazy.

>>936418385
No you smell it. I'm not crazy. Fucking PEDO!

>I'm not crazy
>t. local crazy person

>>936417801
Unfortunately, too true.
This guy sucks at it tho

>>936417963
>Brutal.
Aye, but I gained valuable happiness.

>>936418503
Nope. You're talking to yourself. Fucking pedo.

>>936418542
gtfo chump im trying to masturbate here

>>936418702
Nope. Kill yourself faggot

>>936417963
Fa! I wish, heck I don't even get overtime.

>>936418508
At their expense! Now let them play fight.

kind of weird the person complaining about no waifu stuff is posting about anything but...

>>936419191
They have been play fighting a lot! Now they're all tuckered out.

>>936419183
Darn. Me neither tbh but at least I don't have to do much of it (and the boss is usually allows you to leave early another day, if there's not much to do).

>>936417176
Let's just say... foxes had one lans... ITALIAN JOB to do.

>>936419263
kind of weird the person complaining about no waifu stuff is posting about anything but

waifus are just pictures it's not necessary to be that deep and only flirting is frowned upon which is only on average 5 posters on average but mostly just 3

one of them is always gone now

but you don't need to have one waifu although that's ok but you're not gonna talk about them for long most likely and get to avatarfagging with them only.

not pic related pls don't

remember yesterday when he freaked out over a timezone
lol good times

>>936421039
stfu and why are you sageing?

>>936420437
Careful with that j word, you’ll scare Shane

guess it's that time for anons to derail
>>936421219
>>>/soc/

>>936421219
>talking in the middle of the afternoon and implying they have a job themselves

they wouldn't be """""derailing"""" if you weren't here btw

>>936421219
FORCEFUL EMPLOYMENT MANDATORY!!! For maximum shock.
Also chill out, he's so broken from reality that he doesn't even know timezones and calendar lmao.

>>936421340
You can tell them to fuck off and make fun of them for being self harmers and prostitutes. it doesn't bother me really they're pathetic

and you're a retarded alcoholic leeching off his sister who's still completely asshurt 2 years later because you were made fun of a little bit too much for you, you're just as bad
nevermind the fact that other person has already he's only here to fuck with you, therefore you're once again the source of the problem. you leave, that other person follows

>>936421513
Wrong on every level I don't suffer from alcoholism i just drink I don't get shakes.
I don't live off anyone I make my own money and live separately.
No they spam log threads they're here for any interaction and when people ignore the threads they'll spam here like bananafag does

threads autosaged currently

he said it yesterday nobody talks to him unless he baits. Most pathetic human in existence

>I got a lot of time on my hands here, and I gotta say things haven't been going so well for me lately. I guess you could say l've kind of fallen into a dark place again. Fallen off course from reaching my grave while doing my best to not accumulate bad karma. I have demons that follow me and fuck with my life constantly to the point where I moved to a remote location and now I live off of starlink and going to the grocery store once every 2 months because I can't talk to people. I haven't spoken to anyone in real life in over 3 years aside from nodding at cashiers. I am not a well person.

that's his real feelings it's sad

And then we remember when he said he's only baiting himself yesterday...
Hmm.

>>936421980
I horny post mostly im not in need of people to talk to i dont get interaction starvation and desperate. other posters aren't entirely necessary for me besides to make thread

>>936422154
It sounds like you’re trying to express that your posts—especially “horny posts”—are more for self-expression or personal release than for social interaction or validation. You’re not feeling emotionally deprived or desperate for attention, and other users aren’t essential for your experience, except to get a thread started.

>>936421293
It’s Sunday, retard. You would know if you had a job

>>936422154
You get horny with other dudes? Fag

>>936422287
people especially construction workers which i was work on sunday

>>936422318
You were never a construction worker, they can’t hire felons

>>936422372
that is all construction workers

>>936422372
This >>936422385
What the hell you mean they can't hire felons? Are you retarded? Nigger.

cooks, factory and construction workers are mostly felons

>>936422241
Seeking validation is for fags. No one needs it.

>>936422446
I agree

>>936422424
Truck drivers too. A lot of places hire felons really.

>>936422466
business get kickbacks for it.

Hmm... so there goes his big dreams about working for a movie studio and whatever other shit he was daydreaming about lmao.
Literally the lowest tier, easily replaceable fag around.

>>936422486
i've done nearly every job besides bank, electronics based jobs, and medical. and that's because i got caught selling drugs and knew it was pointless to get educated in those things. I was trying to get a certification in law in prison but didn't have enough time