Heaven gained an angle today.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:37:50 PM
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He was an angle in life and now he is an angle in heaven
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:17:08 PM
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This is horrible he was an angle
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:09:23 PM
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I knew him personally, and he was one horny ass muthafuckin' devli
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:19:32 PM
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This is a screenshot from the last scene of pawn wars that he starred in before his untimely death.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:43:05 PM
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>>936419788
you should be banned just for posting that
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:47:41 PM
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>>936410762 (OP)
I can't believe it I'm screaming.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:52:20 PM
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Corey Harrison, the maverick, rode his Harley onto a stardust road after passing, meeting Jesus at a gate of light.
"Jesus? Really you?" Corey asked. Jesus chuckled.
"This place is nice, but minimalist," Corey declared, pulling a vintage wooden box from a spectral saddlebag. "Perfect for divine storage!" He then produced an antique compass. "Points true north! Five grand, or four for you, cash or miracles."
Jesus, amused, admired the compass. Corey also offered a "pristine" first-edition King James Bible.
"Corey," Jesus said gently, "you've found your calling."
Corey grinned. "So, a deal? I've got vintage halos, pre-loved harps, even a used chariot. We could start 'Heavenly Antiques.' Partnership?"
A divine chuckle echoed through heaven, hinting at Corey's most intriguing negotiations yet.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:15:07 PM
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They say you shouldn't say anything about the dead unless it's good.
He's dead............ Good.
