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Corey Harrison roared through the pearly gates on his custom chopper, a final deal on his mind. Jesus greeted him.
Corey offered a chalice, claiming it was the Holy Grail. Jesus chuckled, explaining, "We deal in deeds, love, and joy here, not earthly currency."
Next, Corey presented a scroll: "First draft of the Ten Commandments!" Jesus smiled, "Not for trade. They're lessons for eternity."
Corey paused. "So, no cash, no trade-ins? Just... being here?"
Jesus nodded. "You've already paid your way with laughter and connection."
Corey put the items back. "Maybe these things are better off just being awesome."
He swung onto his bike. "What's next? Any good roads up here?"
Jesus gestured to the path. "The whole of eternity, Corey. Every road leads to wonder."
With a final roar, Corey, the heavenly pawn star, rode off into the boundless light.
