Thread 936424824

waifu thread

Claim and post of cute kyaru by me, meow
https://soundcloud.com/sleeping-with-sirens-official/dont-let-the-party-die

giving "naughty teacher" english voices to asian women in videogames is probably the best and hottest move ever.

I had a mexican teachers aid who looked asian and always wore thigh high boots and gave me an impression she was flirting with me because i would draw porn in detention

like "oh you dirty boy this good but absolutely filthy"

>>936425798
What did the fox say?

>>936424824 (OP)
The end of previous thread, the beginning of the new one. The circle of life.

But for me, the rectangle of sleep awaits.
Have a good one Anzu.

>>936428415
Enjoy your rectangle.

>>936424824 (OP)
Pedo

>>936428962
Sleepy demon

>>936429029
Nightmare having demon.
It must be difficult to find hoodies that work with cat ears.

>>936429129
I haven't had a nightmare in ages, usually have like really weird premonitions about stuff
>It must be difficult to find hoodies that work with cat ears.
If anything making holes in a hoodie will work but likewise for horns really

>>936429438
Horns are easy because they just tear through the hood if all else fails.
She could claim its a stylistic choice.

Oh hell yeah. Rice pilaf for dinner.

>kneesocks claimed

>>936429503
A life where you can't wear hoodies is hardly to live for, even hats are a bother
Horns would be far easier yeah

>>936429881
Truly, there are not many things that feel better than putting your favorite hoodie on after a shower.

>>936430056
Wearing a hoodie going to the supermarket when you don't want to wear something proper

>>936430332
I dont see the issue, hoodies are proper.

>>936430526
Suppose so but not as proper as maybe a blouse or tshirt

>not wearing flannels all year.
I would never hoodie.

SEX

>>936430794
Maybe, I am too autistic to understand these social constructs such as proper and not so proper clothing.

>>936430794
>>936430526
>>936430332
pastebin


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>thank me later

porn rot. it's a good thing.
taking break for music

casualty-linkin park
https://youtu.be/aoverLVhD-8?=0yiRpUy2BAX45hAU

>>936430967
It kinda depends on the place and time for me and how many fucks i can give on such a day

>>936431445
Amount of fucks to give: 0.
Has it also been raining for most of June there?

>>936431511
A whole lot of rain yeah, sun breaking through a little
Luckily with it being a tiny bit darker so sleeping a bit more, always happy that enough braincells are firing to do stuff during summer

>>936431908
I hate it, I had this whole touching grass arc going on and then it just starts raining day after day after day nonstop.

bitch lost momentum like i said would happen

porn runs the world

imma make fish sticks

>>936432072
I have a sleeping in arc now but gotta go now, work tomorrow

>>936432216
Until our paths cross again.

>7 automatically hidden posts
lmao

>>936424824 (OP)
Whould U bang the waifu?

>>936432271
You can't automatically hide my posts but uh ok don't care anyway
>>936432300
i would all the waifus that are my type which is big tits and nice body and some itty bitty titties but im more picky about that

you can avatar (even doe it's against the rules)
and i can most definitely horny post about waifus occasionally talking about their series (doesn't break any rules and is thread related)

they must not have passion for the topic

watching something

Nothing has gone right for me at all over the last 5 years. I at least am working on my art project which is actually nearing completion to be released.

>>936437402
psychedelically cute

>>936424824 (OP)
If it's not a waifu, it's a pet

>>936437402
beautiful

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>>936439887
Nigger faggot nigger faggot

So like i got kicked out of the bullshit ass hlfway hiuse last week lmao
Guck dem biggas
I ggoot like 5 jobb appps in annd annn interbview to clean toilets tomorrow at mcdonalds
But its a country mcdonals not a ghttho city one so that fant be anything too bad
These geek bars are pretty decent too
You are all niggers btw
Imma badss terrorist

>>936440926
that's good mr fog is cheaper by a small margin if you want to save. if you're not a halfway i imagine you moved back in with your folks or some family

Goodnight all, especially you lurker.

>>936441058
Temporarily PO dont want me here and I got to see her tomorrow about finding a place. But idk what shes going to expect if any of the businesses out here hire me cause i cant get out here from where shes at and wants me to live there instead of out here

>>936441142
PO probably doesn't want you there because you're out of their jurisdiction and has to do paperwork to transfer you to a new PO. they'll be mad and bitching but as long as you're not violating parole they have to honor it they can't force you to be homeless and despite what they say like "oh it's a bad environment because they enable" they don't give a shit really.

>>936441345
No its other reasons. Either way i cant stand cities and bay city is full of liberal bastards.
If theyd let me live in a tent i would be fine with that. Still need to get my pc and stuff back too. Could start making internet monies. Get muh jew on! No alcohol is the dumbest shit too. Fuck them. Im american. Guns. Alcohol. Tobacco are my blood.

>>936442049
I am screaming in red white and blue over this

>>936442196
Hell yeah brother! AMERICA FUCK YEAH
Constitution says shall be infringed.so fuck em

>>936442191
Hello Vivian claimer. How are you tonight? Enjoy your weekend?

>>936441074
Hah, goodnight.

>>936442191
>>936442452
Hey hey, you two.
Feels like it's late for people to be around.

>>936442488
Hey Akari claimer.
/waifu/ never sleeps.
Have a good weekend?

>>936442584
Saturday? So so.
Today? It's Kitty day.
I have three whole-ass kitties roaming around. (loafing around, rn)

>>936442488
he says at 5 in the morning

>>936442669
...Yes, that's when I feel like there's fewer people around.
Not like you didn't Seijasleep at 2PM.

>>936442701
In reality I went to bed at 4pm.

>>936442452
Great weekend. But it was really hot, so I slept with all my fans on and am awake now.

>>936442488
Hi there. It was crazy hot and I decided to sleep through it.

>>936442655
The kitties!!
Are you spending all your time with them? Are you rubbing their little kitty bellies?

>>936442669
Time works differently in Finland I think.

>>936442730
Same here, and I did lawn work. In the afternoon. In the sun.

>>936442729
Goodnighting hours before you go to bed is the way to go.

>>936442730
That's entirely fucking fair.
I find it so hard to fall asleep to begin with. HEAT is terrible. If I can sleep, I will.

>>936442984
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Getting some videos ready.

>>936442984
what was meant by this.
>>936443038
I got caught up in reading more tsukihime.

>>936443072
I say goodnight, do my rituals, then sleep.
Getting distracted is part of the rituals.

https://files.catbox.moe/8jssl3.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/k8321i.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/mgdyvh.mp4
4chan don't fail me now

catbox being used for cats, no fucking way.
>>936443093
based procrastinator.
get yourself a visual novel thats longer than thirty movies and you too can turn your sleep schedule around.
multiple times.

>>936442984
I did that the other day. Not fun. It feels like the sun is right next to the planet these days.

>>936443038
I know. I can't wait for the cold again.

>>936443181
>catbox being used for cats, no fucking way.
Great, right?
>>get yourself a visual novel thats longer than thirty movies and you too can turn your sleep schedule around.
My favorite VN is fucking Rewrite. I've never done SHORT VN's.

>>936443246
Seconded.
Doesn't help that with kitties now, opening the window is ehhhhhhhhhh

>>936443334
Then you know how it goes, get your ass on readtsukihi.me and start.

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https://files.catbox.moe/gtn1vy.mp4

I have won.

>>936443399
...bookmarked.
But not for today.

>>936443461
Yes today, this is my new personality of the month.

>>936443038
Post! Post!

>>936443072
You get like one hour of daylight.

>>936443136
They're so cute!
Take good care of them. Also, just some advice: spend as much time as you possibly can with them right now. They grow up fast, so tiny kitten moment won't last forever.
Super happy for you.

>>936443246
At least I treated myself to McDonald's for my hard work, and multiple unsweet iced teas.

>>936443491
Tsukihime has been on my list for like... a decade, maybe more. Probably right after I first commited my act of Fate.
Not today.

>>936443534
>spend as much time as you possibly can with them right now.
I couldn't NEET harder if I tried.
Make sure to check this one too. >>936443461
And thanks <3

>>936443534
Its summer, we get 24 hours of daylight.
>>936443549
You win the battle today, but I will be back to check up on your progress.

>>936443625
Note that the only reason I want to read it is to finally go watch Carnival Phantasm and have the full experience.
You can be a secondary reason, I suppose.
Go read Rewrite. This is not a trade.

>>936443625
>>936443676
>Go read Rewrite
Read, play, pick your verb.
Commit experience.

>>936443676
I was planning on Higurashi next but this is a (not) trade I am willing to take.
>>936443700
read.

>>936443722
I have faint interest in Higurashi but... Horror.
Not a lot of other VN's. Maybe Utewarerumono?
Steins;Gate is one of my favorite anime, and I still mean to play the VN so I can go read S;G... 0? Something like that.
And yet, I haven't.

>>936443814
Horror smorror, nothing scary about shows, books and games.
Just watch the anime of 0 if thats your only reason for reading.

>>936443722
cute feet

>>936443932
bro.

>>936443878
...But it's one of my favorite pieces of media, and what I have played of the OG VN (a fair bit) IS better than the anime.
I want it to be the best experience I can have it be.

>>936443334
Yeah, I just use fans and AC. Outside is a deadly laser.

>>936443534
I adore McDonalds sweet tea. It is so refreshing.

>>936443988
well then do that.
Dunno, I liked the anime of 0 more than the og steins:gate which is an incredibly hot take to have.
Its one of the few shows I sat down and watched 26 episodes or whatever it was straight.
I started in the morning and finished at 2 in the morning maybe 6 years ago, I think i only got up once to make coffee.

>>936443960
what??

>>936444065
>Outside is a deadly laser.
It's so easy to hear the line.
Also I wasn't gonna go OUTSIDE in the firs tplace.
Outside just leaks in. Doesn't know its place.

>>936444070
Ooh, now that's an endorsement.
I've never seen anyone talk about it. I just know it exists.
I've been careful.

>>936444187
out of everything thats where your eyes take you.
>>936444199
Being careful doesnt work forever, trust me on that one.
Especially now that the internet algorithms know.

>>936444330
There are so many things I have remained unspoiled on for well over a decade.
Sure, my odds aren't getting better, but this is what I do.
I bucketlist a million things and die before doing any of 'em. But unspoiled I remain.

>>936444330
where did yours go?

>>936444398
Meanwhile I open Overwatch and get spoiled the ending of Shingeki no Kyojin while waiting for my game in the main menu.
>>936444414
face.

>>936444452
her smile? her eyes?

>>936444717
eyes if you want to get that specific.

wouldn't be feet that's a sub/dom adjacent fetish with subs being into feet
>worshipping feet wanting to be stepped on

>>936444751
yeah her eyes are something

21% of them being gay men
>to Dr. Justin Lehmiller, research fellow at the Kinsey Institute and author Tell Me What You Want. While conducting research for his book, Lehmiller surveyed more than 4,000 Americans about their sexual fantasies. Among other things, he asked about fantasies pertaining to feet and toes. Here’s what Lehmiller learned from his research.
Here's the breakdown of how many people had fantasized about feet before, broken down into different groups:

5% of heterosexual women
18% of heterosexual men
11% of lesbian and bisexual women
21% of gay and bisexual men.

>>936444452
Afterstory got spoiled for me at my local game store, WHILE I was watching it, YEARS after it aired.

3% more likely someone into feet is a homosexual

>>936445054
thats what im fucking saying, eventually something will fucking happen.

>>936445142
That’s an insanely unimportant statistic and quite unprovable

>>936445171
You're not wrong.
Sadly, this has not yet managed to get me going.

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eh I tried to ignore the thread today

>>936445362
Good heavens.
At least im happy nothing ruined JoJo Part 7 for me, now that would have been a tragedy.

>>936445492
No EXTERNAL FACTOR ruined any part of Jojo for me.

>>936445411
Nigger nigger nigger niggger nigger

>>936445671
based, now go read part 9.

>>936445415
You're a fat guy fuck outta here prostitutes and self harmers

Coach Coronado. Member, Shane? Member how he diddled you in middle school?

>>936445735
How much of 9 is out?

>>936446015
I never had teacher named that

>>936446140
like 30 chapters.

>>936446174
Whoops, did I strike a nerve?

>>936446338
No because i never had gym i got expelled for fighting

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>>936446198
I should get on that sometime, then.
...Remind me, please.
For now, goodnight.

>>936446500
sayonara.

>>936446382
Are you sure you weren’t pulled out because of the incident?

>>936446727
There was no teacher named that schizo. You don't even know where i went to school or grew up you don't even know ehere i live and i don't correct you but i actually live

>>936446809
far north

How much time is this guy gonna waste while i kill time to 3:50?

Butt

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>>936447045
Sex

>>936447219
With dead niggers

better than a foid taking money. it's essentially same thing but with a foid you're a cuck because someone is actually fucking them and the subject is paying for it

a hollywood twitchthot is closer because they're getting fucked. I remember someone came to this thread saying idols could be and only kpop isnt cucked because they can't have relationships while being idols but like a singer being a waifu elsewhere.. yea wouldn't be me

that's why 3d is trash

Ohhhh Shane is a neet incel

it is because if they're your crush or waifu you're crushing on someone in a relationship. Disgusting

>>936447583
im not involuntary celibate im not a virgin i had sexual relationships before. i dont crush on people in relationships thats cucked and disgusting

>>936447656
You can’t touch a woman within a week of right now

>>936447617
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>>936447457
I want to mating press breeding sex this cyborg slut.

>>936447768
She’s a child so yeah that makes sense

>>936447703
I actually could but man they're gross i don't wanna fuck after some other guy putting my dick play dipstick in a hole from last night cumslut.

>>936447791
No she isn't

Rebecca from Cyberpunk: Edgerunners is estimated to be around 20 years old.

Although the show doesn’t give her exact age, CD Projekt Red (the creators of Cyberpunk 2077) and Studio Trigger have confirmed she’s an adult

>>936447791
She's old enough. Clearly.

Best

Butt

>>936447791
>Brainlet equates smaller stature with age

You know short and petite women exist right? They don't all have to be fat whales. Touch grass sometime nignog

>>936424824 (OP)

18+ only,please.

Absolutely NO MINORS allowed.

STOP BREAKING THE
LAW,ASSHOOOLLLESSSS!!!!

>>936448146
I'm a terrorist apparently so its okay.

>>936448225

You're so going
to HELL for
THAT bullshit,BUCKO!

Kek.

>>936448225
me too but for different reasons. im only interested in drawings anyway and i dont live in canada it wouldn't even be breaking the law and tbfh my aoc is younger than normal under certain conditions like if i got engaged because romeo and juliet law and go to 15 hell we got 14yo strippers they just wear pasties. i never been there though i just know it exists

>>936448339
Hell has all the cool music though?

Damn he gets really defensive when you talk about his cartoon girlfriends being kids

>>936448415
Shit. Where you at? I gotta hit them hos up.

>>936448459
midwest we have non nude stripclubs aka pasties that don't serve alcohol so its legal

>>936448415
>>936448424
>>936448453
>>936448459

Do you little WORTHLESS
FUCKING PIECES OF
SHIT have A DEATH WISH???

>>936448602
Yeah but teen stripper gf fuck buddy man.

>>936448632
You can't kill me. I am eternal. I am undying. I'm fucking invincible.

>>936448415
Jesus Shane lol I don’t even know what to say to that

pretty crazy that an animusfaggot managed to weasel his way into this community before someone that should've had no actual issue doing so

>>936448692
im just saying it's legal not that i do it. it's like someone in south america saying it's legal for them because it is and it is.
>>936448662
in highschool one girl i dated worked at zero gravity as a dancer after we broke up. she was 16

maysissy will never have the impact that animusfaggots have had on this place though lmao

>>936448853
probably because animus took over?