/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/Q-_JIH466rg?si=uYmeD0Oou4VlKE8R

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

GTA3 works on my phone again, poggers

>>936488153
Yea I dunno, HS went to shit after the first expansion.
It was already difficult enough to get cards in the first place but having cards that are meta that you need to buy the expansion for the get.
Aint no way I could keep competing after that.

>>936488481
I've never cared about competing in the first place. I played it for quite some time, and I only ever cared for doing stupid meme bullshit. Lotsa burgle rogue and copy priest.

>>936488572
I say compete but in HS case I mean you cannot win a fucking game unless you have at least some of these cards or your opponent is a friendless loser who does not believe in the heart of the cards.
or alternatively is also a poorfag.

>>936488699
The beauty of steal priest was that the better his deck, the better the cards I got.
In every card game I play, I am the greediest son of a bitch. I will play for the ridiculously super late super value game.
Hearthstone's complete lack of interaction did mean that some matchups are always doomed tho.

>>936488803
I have no fucking memory of the decks I used to play, I know I had a warrior deck that carried me hard back in the day but I could not tell you what was in it asides from Ragnaros.

>>936488913
Of course it would be Ragnaros in Warrior, lol.
Man, thinking of old legendaries like that really reminds me just how limiting what cards you had was. Fucking blech.
It's funny, Legends of Runeterra had the opposite issue. It was so easy to get every fucking card that no one spent any money on it.

>>936489120
It was the only legendary I ever managed to pull, my luck was awful with card packs.
Did people actually play runeterra? I have never come across anyone that has touched that.

>>936489167
>Did people actually play runeterra?
I've played it a ton, mostly PvE though. Played it last night, in fact.
Used to play PvP and Draft/Arena, but they killed that mode.

Randal claimed.
Popping in to wish my beautiful canadian husbando happy Canada day.

I have just about every card. PvE doesn't even care about your collection. I just have all cards for no reason.

>>936489276
Ive only heard of it by its name, I dont actually know what kind of a game it is.

>>936489459
Take Hearthstone, make it a bit more like conventional cardgames like Magic, and you're there.
It's really not that different conceptually, only mechanically.

>>936489529
that's what i got paid to do. well new season of hearthstone. they were deliberating how to deal with previous cards if they should have rental decks and stuff

>>936489529
I have no clue what a conventional card game is like, Ill leave playing cards to hearthstone and reading yugioh.

>>936489666
Checked.
...Imagine if you could play cards/make decisions during your opponents turn, or in response to them playing a card. Not having that is the oddest thing about Hearthstone.
Yugioh, for example, has trap cards. Which you put down beforehand, and can choose to activate during the opponents turn in response to what they do. There are more things you can do, like Quick Play Spells and Handtraps, but Trap Cards are well known and relatively simple.
Hearthstone ONLY has secrets, which you can play preemptively, but them triggering is always a triggered thing, not something you can choose to do.

>>936489666
Haha, Satan.

>>936489810
oh yeah like that, I wasnt sure if yugioh was a conventional card game or a meme game.
I played that for a bit and then realized there is way too fucking much to learn, figure out and too much money I have to throw at it to have anything remotely viable to play.

https://youtu.be/ObEBKlpoNz4?si=cgFbnrvCam-1O9Q6

>>936489861
Yugioh is one of the biggest card games. It's absolutely super influential, and still a titan of the industry. With Pokémon and Magic, I'd say they're the big three.
Thing is, most newer card games tend to emulate Magic, not the other two. Not that none others have.
> I played that for a bit and then realized there is way too fucking much to learn, figure out and too much money I have to throw at it to have anything remotely viable to play.
Did you play it on paper, then? Having played it myself, online Yugioh should be rather cheap to get into.
....Complicated as all hell, though. That much is very true.

>>936489921
Well yeah Valorant is also one of the biggest shooters today but the game itself is a fucking joke that no one but washed up CS pros take seriously.
No I played whatever the most recent big official release it was that came out on steam some years ago.
If I want to gamble Ill throw some money onto a fucking casino and not towards virtual cards.

>>936489977
>No I played whatever the most recent big official release it was that came out on steam some years ago.
That'll be Master Duel. I didn't play it much, but the monetization didn't seem to be ass, hmm.
Oh well.
You much of a Gacha enjoyer?

>>936490042
Its probably not bad but I dont have any money so anything that requires me to pay is too fucking expensive.
I used to be, I played Azur Lane a lot, other than that I only really grinded Touhou Lost Word when Seija got released. I tried Genshin, thought it was one of the worst games I had ever played and uninstalled it.
Modern gacha is ridiculously bad, I dont understand why its so popular.

>>936490334
>Its probably not bad but I dont have any money so anything that requires me to pay is too fucking expensive.
I wasn't talking about spending little money. It seemed feasible to spend no fucking money at all. Which is the way I like it. The only way, really.

I played Azur Lane. Quit when I didn't get Fubuki. That's how I got into Hololive.
>Modern gacha is ridiculously bad
I'm sure it is. I had no faith that it used to be any better.

>>936490412
Didnt fucking feel like it lmao.
Everyday I curse myself for having quit azur lane by the time the hololive event was a thing.
I was already watching hololive while that was going on but my phone no longer supported the game so I had just completely quit playing.

>>936490487
Ah, having to quit sounds like a pain.
It's how I became aware of Hololive in the first place, though I might have seen stuff of theirs beforehand.
I'd watched Kizuna Ai enough to grasp the concept, at least. Though the actual Azur Lane event made no fucking sense to me.

>>936490562
It wasnt that big of a deal, I only became bitter years later.
to this day I dont really have anything on my phone, the only thing I have installed that didnt come with it is Twitch and Blue Clover and some authenticators I dont really want on it but have to have.
The only thing my phone is for is those authenticators and listening to music when im out.

>>936490755
Hah, I approve. I use mine as little as possible. It is mainly my phone (duh), authenticator and alarm.
Even when I played Azur Lane, I chose to emulate it so I could PC it instead.

Death to foids and simps

>>936490820
I dont fuck with phone emulation, I did it for a bit when I was grinding for Seija in Lost Word because I was just that locked in on the grind but other than that I've just never cared enough.

>>936489921
>both Akari and the cat are perfectly motionless
Something ain't right.

>>936490917
gn

>>936490917
I think it's the only thing I ever did phone emulation for. I have no idea why I even did. Felt sketchy as fuck, but worked really well.

>>936490959
>
Enjoy.

>>936490962
gn(?)
>>936490983
could have just set up an android virtual machine if it felt sketchy.

>>936491021
>android virtual machine
Sorry, what do you mean?
A VM on my phone, which would beat the phone, or a more official phone emulator?

>>936491071
You download the android operating system and run a virtual machine with it on le computer instead of one of those emulators.
That said I dunno how android emulators work in the first place, they might just be doing the same thing anyway with the setup done for you.

>>936491186
Probably, but that's not the sketch part. It's more just... well, purely a feels-based thing.
Just like how I get uneasy when I play a torrented game or something. Even if it's the same, feels like I'm playing a knock-off.

>>936490983
Protip, the cats are much smaller and lighter than her, if she just walks forward she'll push / kick them away, what are they gonna do?

>>936491240
Your autism is showing.

>>936491186
Install Gentoo.

>>936491240
>You wouldn't download a waifu

>>936491292
Have her feetsies shredded, is what.
I am speaking from personal experience now.

>>936491316
And here I resisted saying "It's more just of an autism thing," which was my initial thought.
That's the second or third time you do this to me.

>>936491325
...I mean, it's not like I paid to watch Akari's show. I most definitely would download a waifu.

>>936491325
dont need to, i've been happily using arch for the last nine or so years.
>>936491362
Sniffing out autists and calling out their behavior is my speciality.
Not once have I been wrong.

Consumerism is bad

>>936491395
...It's not like I've ever tried to hide it.
Also... this is a place for people with a waifu. Something about shooting fish in a barrel.

>>936491439
I didnt say you were making it hard.

>>936491490
I just mean I don't exactly feel 'sniffed out'.
Not to cast doubt on your skills.

>>936489762
Beautiful

1 of my waifus after im done jerking off

>>936491517
Thats because you weren't in particular, I was merely saying there have been many people who have been.
Some who didn't even know it themselves only to find out years later.

>>936491548
You should have told kid me. I was only told to get checked when I was 17.
School mentor told me to get myself tested since she reminded me of her own son (Autistic, same first name.)
I went home, went up to my and go "Mentor thinks I might have autism."
Mom looks at me, goes: "Yeah, no shit."
...Looking back, there were some signs. Very flashy signs.

>>936491362
Eh you exaggerate.

>>936491395
>>936491490
Ruuuude.

>>936491362
Well I hope you put that money saved toward the kitties. She would approve, then.

>>936491395
I'm too tired to make Linux jokes right now.
There needs to be a Touhou Linux distribution.

>>936491612
...Okay, my feet aren't shredded. But you already know I had my toe bit, so let's not rule out future possibilities.

>>936491624
She might. I have no idea how she would feel about torrenting and such. (Especially her show, lol), but taking care of kitties and such is very important.

>>936491611
I was far from being born for a good chunk of your childhood.
>Mom looks at me, goes: "Yeah, no shit."
lmao
>>936491612
I dont remember being known for my politeness.
>>936491624
There doesnt need to be one, Arch, Debian and Gentoo already exist and those three are all the world needs.

>>936491685
I know you're much younger (I forgot how much), but you were around when I was 17, lol.
Though i guess you couldn't have told me much sooner, no.

>>936491718
we have like an 8 year gap or something like that, what are you, 31 now?
I only gained my powers after several years of behavioral therapy in my teens so you would have been an adult already by the time i could have told you.

>>936491718
hes like 24-23 said it before that he started posting at 13 or something

It was what, like 2011 when I started posting? So 9.
13 was merely when I was in the monster musume threads.

>>936491754
Yup, 31. There's quite some age range here.
Ooh, I see. I figured it could have been an innate ability.
I just imagined a small kid coming up to me, pointing and going "Autism."

Big part of the reason I didn't expect it is because I had autistic friends who were... more autistic.

>>936491820
>9
But... you can't do that. That isn't allowed.
Funny enough, I started in 2011 or 2012, myself.
March 9th, but I forget which year.

>>936491820
puberty had a hand in that

>>936491652
She seems thrifty, and torrenting media is thrifty.

>>936491685
You're in total no-fun mode tonight.
On another note, I was organizing in my workroom, opened a box that I had marked as one thing, only to discover I had also shoved a bunch of 90s JDM electronic boost controllers in it and had completely forgotten about them.

>>936491848
She IS thrifty, no doubt.
But does that mean she would torrent, or just skip out on the entire experience? I'm leaning towards the latter.

Fucking...the Arizona green tea cans all have fucking capeshit Superman on them!! BAH!

>>936491839
Yeah so 8 years, I turned 23 a bit over a week ago.
Its all a puzzle, people miss certain pieces, others are missing others, some people have them scrambled.
I just look at that puzzle and see if the pieces that are there or the pieces that arent correlate in a certain way.
There is a lot that isn't allowed that I have done and still do.
Its was like late July 2011 for me, maybe early August. It was the end of the summer.
>>936491842
Could be.
>>936491848
I am never in fun-mode, thats not a mode I have.
How much stuff do you have that you've simply shoved somewhere and forgotten about?

>>936491974
I think I remember you saying you don't celebrate those, but belated happy day.
>There is a lot that isn't allowed that I have done and still do.
I only said that because I'm RATHER sure I waited until I was 18 to start posting. (Autism.)
Which makes it 2012, not 2011... but I have reasons to doubt that... but I'm still rather sure.

>>936491899
Giving you the opportunity to buy it for her.

>>936491974
It's like perpetual Christmas gifting to myself.

>>936492068
Mhm. It's a nice thing. I'm rather thrifty myself, too. Not the easiest to get gifts for, but happy with just about anything.
>It's like perpetual Christmas gifting to myself.
Hah.

>>936492048
We take those, yeah I dont really care about it. If anything I dislike it because its something we as a society have turned into something we should celebrate yet there is nothing I ever do or can do on it.
Like yeah I used to get a slightly fancier pack of cigarettes for myself during it or something but now im off those and now that Gura had graduated I couldnt even celebrate hers, that said she came back and kept the birthday so I guess we go again next year but there is no blue dorito next to her name so I dont really care about her anymore.
Fuck was I doing in 2012, playing Zelda and reading Naruto I suppose.
>>936492068
That is one way of looking at it.

>>936492158
>She kept the birthday.
Ooh, that's kinda nice.
I always wonder if the days are their actual birthdays, and assume the answer is no.
>No blue dorito.
I considered saying "Valve is my Oshi" when talking about torrented games feeling weird, earlier.
>2012.
Freshly enrolled in IT school (after dropping out of the one I was told to get diagnosed in), I started watching anime that year, AND starting 4chan posting.
A year of dubious decisions.

>>936492212
Who knows, well im sure the doxfags know but I am not one of them nor have any intention of becoming one.
I would call Gaben my oshi if he had given me a single fucking knife when I was opening CS cases back in the day but that fat fuck didnt do shit for me.

>>936491652
You'll be fiiine, it's now when they're young, they'll grow out of such behaviour.
(You'll get used to it)

>>936491685
I thought you were a nice guy. The kind who goes "We're all gonna make it brah."

>>936492300
Nah im the guy that gets panicked mid combat, runs towards the action and gets himself fucking killed.

https://files.catbox.moe/pityxl.mp4
Since my friend asked for a status update anyway.

>>936492240
I don't wanna know any fucking Doxstuff. I hate it, I hate it.
I don't need the blue dorito, but I don't want a single peek behind any goddamn curtain, either.
>when I was opening CS cases back in the day
Ah, right, that's the way Gacha used to be.

>>936492300
I had my foot attacked right after taking this video! (It was cute.) (I also then realize my sock was inside out, so they may have been helping me.)

>>936492323
yea it does take all the magic away.
I have been itching to open some fucking cases again but there is no way in the seven hells am I wasting my nonexistent money chasing a knife I am not getting again.
I could buy Persona 3 Reloaded or UNI2 with that money.

>>936492370
It does. It's... jarring.
>Persona
Reminds me. Friend mentioned something about a new Persona game he feels might be a Gacha, purely because it's free. None of us are Personafags, is this a thing?

>>936492403
Dunno, never played a single persona game in my life, I swore to never play another turnbased game again many many moons ago.
However here I am, charmed by the OST.

>>936492423
>I swore to never play another turnbased game again many many moons ago.
How'd that happen?
>However here I am, charmed by the OST.
Damn, goes to show, even if you think you're not gonna get sucked in...
...You never see it coming.

>>936492463
Dunno that combat system just started to bore the living shit out of me.
Oh haahaa very clever.

>>936492489
Honestly, I'm with you there. If we're just talking about command-select stuff. Classic Final Fantasy stuff. Pokémon too.
But there are plenty of games that are good enough, despite that.
>Oh haahaa very clever.
That's so much more than that deserved. But, to quote you, we take those.

reload isn't worth it Royale is still the best with golden being second unless they remake it

>>936492513
I cant name anything, even Yakuza I dropped immediately after 6 because they started making them turnbased for whatever fucking reason.
I still do not understand why they would do that.

>>936492564
it was a chore to play like a dragon and the sandbox turnbase was unappealing although innovative

>>936492585
I have heard similar things from others.
I hope the new detective game they are making turns out well.

>>936492564
...I can think of a few, but none that are an easy sell.
>Yakuza turnbased.
I've never played one, and seen little gameplay, but... what the fuck?
I can totally see there being a full fucking RPG on an arcade that you can play, but that's odd as main mechanic.

>>936492616
You leave this thread right now and go play Yakuza 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6.

>>936492636
I'll barter:
I'll leave the thread soon(ish) and go to bed. How's that?

...Sadly, belly hurts something bad, and sleep is not in the cards rn.

>>936492688
Is there yakuza in bed?

>>936492707
...I hope not?
I don't think there are any horsegirls there either, so they wouldn't show up.

>>936492786
Then we have no deal.

>>936492811
Look, Yakuza is about as eternally backlogged as Tsukihime, except I do not even have a Carnival Phantasm to be some sort of impetus.

>>936492846
You just, open it once and you cant stop.
Just fucking open them once.

dead thread dead thread dead thread
dead thread dead thread dead thread
dead thread dead thread dead thread

>>936492873
...Not anytime soon.
Why is 0 the only one that ISNT on sale?

>>936492908
I have no idea lol, I was wondering that myself the other day.

>>936492934
Huh, and it it the oldest one. I thought 0 came much after the others. Kind of like Fate Zero, ya know?
I even thought it might be the newest, hence no sale.

>>936492954
0 did come out much later than the other ones.
Kiwami 1 and 2 are remakes of PS2 games. 3 to 5 are remasters of PS3 games.

>>936492991
Ahh, that explains it. \
Even when I typed it, I realized there's no way the Yakuza Series has only been around since 2018.

>>936493015
I believe they didnt have PC releases for the longest time, even Judgment took forever to come on PC.

>>936493054
>A spin-off to the Yakuza series
Ah, I see. DOn't think I'd heard of that.

Well, time for me to go. Past time, honestly. But I'm feeling a little better now.
Goodnight, goodnight.

>>936493098
Sayonara.

>>936492323
Cute status update.
>(I also then realize my sock was inside out, so they may have been helping me.)
Stockholm syndrome 101 ask me!

>>936492322
Oh... We should play some Alien Swarm again.

>>936493360
Oh God please no I beg of you.

>>936493098
Ah drats, good night Akari.

>>936493382
Great fun will be had.

Get on Strive

>>936493422
By who exactly.
That asides I am not opening Discord for at least another week.
>>936493429
I just considered it tbh but dont really feel like it.
Its hard to open the game when there is a matchmaking update right around the corner. I mean I guess Celestial just reset but still, no real motivator to open it.

>>936493382
oh i see.

>>936493446
Play Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising

>>936493618
Haha, no.
Id rather throw money at UNI2 than Granblue.

>>936493446
Everyone involved.
Fair, fair.

>>936493618
Heyo.

>>936493763
Oh so I am not involved? Good good.

>>936493804
Listen here you lil shit....!

>>936494008
You have my attention.

>>936494008
Angry cute frog is angry cute

>>936493637
Your loss

>>936493763
Boyo

>>936494038
says the guy that doesn't even watch anime, yet posts the 47 shows i have seen every day without fail, for almost a decade

what the fuck are you talking about.

>>936494038
Oh, so that's how one should talk to you...

>>936494079
She is, she is. Hello you.

>>936494161
That ice cream looks tasty.

>>936494766
Take a bite

>>936494766
I mean, you had my attention before too.

>>936494814
Make that a lick and we got a deal.
Also
>Belial + Bayonetta merged into one character

>>936494859
I wouldn't know, I wasn't paying attention.

>>936494956
wtf.

>>936494956
Bayonetta pales in comparison. Belial is the horniest character known to mankind

>>936494766
Morning.

>>936494972
Heccin bamboozled.

>>936494994
Yeah but that pic with him wearing glasses made me realise they bear some physical similarities.

>>936495042
How's it going?

>>936495147
Beli is far more sluttier, far far more

>>936495147
Sleepy. Drinking some coffee to wake up.
And they do have a similar vibe.

>>936495187
Well I'm talking about both body and attitude, but body more so.

>>936495302
Ahh, enjoy o7
Ikr? Similar haircuts, leather or latex. Front-heavy.

>>936495581
Yes Beli does draw some inspiration from her

Oh hell yeah. Early rise, Coffee, sausage egg and cheese bagel. We getting this.

https://youtu.be/n-do7d6Qq6U?si=EKHQZrWgeIRjycKD

>kneesocks claimed

>>936495611
Mhmm. Well then.

Do I have your attention, or are you playing hard to get?

>>936494212
you watch 47 shows a day?

ive got to go to the store and then im buying gacha shit. it's got me quitting drinking so heavily

MOTIVATION

heavy on fanservice makes me want to watch it. fan service shows are sometimes just 10 episodes and happen to be occasionally but rarely gems like air gear which isn't particularly good but still memorable

>>936498224
*sniff sniff* smells like she shit herself again anon...

>>936505033
girls have incontinence issues that's why they get uti's so often. yea the fact people say about gay bottom men also is true for women who do anal but they don't wear diapers when they should.

>>936506091
Anal is for closeted homosexuals and whores.

>>936506295
i agree

>>936506649
i'm gonna go with triple nihil now, then i'll see.

fighting games have these fucking ridiculous combos that's why yamcha wolf fang fist is the most satisfying and why he had all the bitches in dragonball first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BAz3_wsdxM

look at how pink she is

>>936509543
was the first pinup in a newtype magazine i jerked too with the girl from gundam seed also. first actual fap

>>936509626
which girl? gundam has many hot girls

>>936509947
lacus clyne was the one in the same magazine

>>936510084
ah yeah, she's adorable. Gundam girls are really great.

>>936510266
issue 8 2004 august i should order a back issue

this picture but 2004 i was 13

>>936511161
Thinking about it, there's still the cat's armpits.

>>936511622
...I don't know what to say to that, or how to feel about it.
Do I make a third version? What do I even do at that point?

it's always nice to find the different booru sites because you get obscure characters and it's not inundated with the ai same pics spam of different characters that booru and 34 is as they're almost exclusively drawn

imma buy some drinks because this is america but im probably not going to get drunk since i feel like rolling rock

Yukari Kotobuki claimed.

>>936511910
If she is my wife, why shouldn't I fuck her?

>>936511910
See what Altair has to say about it.

>>936513489
Good idea, he is the expert.
But I've not seen him here in... weeks?
Hm, just once, maybe.

>>936512407
a redeemer but i personally prefer the golden witch
https://voca.ro/1mLPhq14XvhT

only -one- is better!

>>936513775
I offer up this FAIL to my behated BITCH, BUTTrice.

12 for 12
might get drunk

the rent grlwood
https://youtu.be/uN6FuLBdMUg?=GJGYb-5Mb7_Fw1Bu

im so sick of paying the rent
i wanna fucking die
every time i pay it
and i'm like
goddam i never spent this much on myself
or money on my health

Dracula was made up by dude. DUDE.

>>936514580
Yes and i prefer frankenstein over the classic horror monsters which was written by a perverted girl/fujoshi who kept a piece of her husband forever.
>>936514482
after beatrice comes ange, then maria because vicious little shit

just to let you know mary shelley kept her husbands actual heart and probably jilled/rubbed to it.

using her electricity to make it vibrate/pump against her clit

i know a particular someone who would like that because they're a necrophile but i'm not saying names

waiting

new?

Got it

>>936516404