Thread 936488209

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Vintage Edition

yes thanks

guse

As with any "edition," you don't have to adhere to the theme. Feel free to post as fresh of fur pics as you can find.

(But vintage is nice too.)

>>936488275
ye

I'm so tempted to do it
not even rolling anymore, just doing it

No, your liver will not like it

my liver is fine, probably
but it's not even fun anymore
I want that amazing feeling I got the first dose, and maybe even the few days after that
it ain't worth taking 9g to feel barely anything
that's why I won't do it, too much money for not enough high

Chasing that dragon is not worth, it'll never get there

Sometime, I wanna ask Parsnip about her snow leopard hallucinations.

>>936488504
tolerance is the worst part of biology

>>936488675
well, having the wrong biology is the worst, but tolerance does suck

you ever feel like we're in a simulation, or dream?
like, do you ever have such a weird coincidence it makes you wonder?

yes

do you want to hear my... forgive the pun, bat shit crazy story/stories?

>>936489364
not really

which one?

>>936489319

no

>>936489364

sure

>>936488209 (OP)
http://xmwallpapers.com/wallpaper/anime/cat%20girls/

>>936489400
Well, one that I've not really shared much, so I guess I'll share. A long time ago when I was getting into the occult, before the big weird thing happened, I liked to imagine that I was talking to a god, specifically Enki because what I read tied Lucifer to Enki, and just general mysticism and weirdness. And one night when I got a little too high after smoking weed again last year I was imagining what it was like for ancient Egyptians to look up at the stars wondering if they wondered if they were different stars like ours, and if they wondered about aliens. Right as that happened a star shot across the sky, probably the first time I had seen a shooting star. It came from Orion, and clicked with me that's why it's called Orion: because they look like arrows shooting across the sky. It was fucking weird, and freaked my stoned ass out because I didn't know we were amidst the Orionid meteor shower. But I talked with this "god" imagining them akin to an alien, but I don't remember what happened.
And so I've taken to looking up at the stars during meteor showers. Just a couple nights ago I went out there and "talked" to something again. And something told me to look over to the right. I saw a flash of light in the sky above the lake that was extremely bright, and hung there for a moment before it dimmed, and move across the sky. Naturally I chalk it up to being a helicopter, but it made me wonder, and I snapped a pic of whatever it was because it was weird. Don't know if I want to share it because OPSEC too.
I'll share the next part of the story in a moment, it'll take a minute to type up.

Anyway, I was looking up at them again a couple nights ago and saw one, and thought to myself, "I want to talk with them again." So I dug into the depths of my imaginative mind, and thought about how shooting stars are seen as something to wish upon. This disembodied voice which I like to believe are indeed aliens, asked me what I want after telling me to be patient. So I told them I want a Camaro and talked and thought about it and what I want my tag to say after not being so sure about a vanity plate before. It said it would be good for me, and then it told me to "hold onto your wish," and right as that happened a shooting star went across the sky. Like immediately after. I thought that was cool. Call my batty ass what you want, make the bats in the belfry joke, I don't mind it at all because it makes for cool stories.

Dash, I'm sorry. But you're not the first person to get high and start imagining new religious stuff.

>>936489602
Orion The Hunter I mean, you get it

>>936489724
but what are the roots of religion and gods
now we get to the ancient alien stuff I'm still skeptical of, but certainly intrigued me as a child

Share pic

>>936489730

Yeah. At this one house I know, he looks like an upside down man freefalling into the trees during the summer months.

tldr

>>936489759

That is an interesting question.

If I were an atheist, I would probably presume that religion began with sun worshipping. The sun is big, it's majestic, it kills, but you need it to survive. That sounds very deity-like.

I can't account for why there are so many religions out there. I think a universal spirituality which people tap into -- and somehow get the details wrong for -- is more believable than aliens showing up, doing a bunch of impressive stuff, and disappearing for several thousands of years at a time.

>>936489867
you can read novels, but you're afraid of short stories
interesting

ALBIENS

I hope that I don't get another alien abduction dream again tonight.

It's probably my night to have a normal dream.

>>936489873
animism was the first religion 100,000 years ago or so
but the deeper religious questions of "why do people believe they talk to God?" still befuddles me
and with the weird shit that happens when you're deep in thought I can see why people believe in gods and mysticism

>>936489957
if I had another wish I would wish you sweet dreams
but hey, I learned to get over the nightmares of aliens after the first couple of dozen times after I saw something even weirder

>>936489957
You deserve nothing but nightmares.

>>936489957
ABDUCTORS
THEY COME AT NIGHT

Goodnight, everyone. I'd like to discuss dreams, religion, spirituality, etc. But I'm off to see what tonight's dreams bring.

>>936490281
I bless you with good dreams of floof

>>936490281
Dream of big bat boob

>>936490288
How the fuck do you pronounce "twithc"? is it twi-thc like short form twilight and thc like weed? is it just twitch? Twick? I need to know

>>936490963
You just do

like this, hi twit

pat pat

Cringe

>>936491511
henlo patty

>>936491531
yes and?

Peeking in.

>tfw 30°C at 9am
the more reliable outside thermometer is currently not available, but it's definitely risen a fair bit in the hour since then

You could win a war against Europeans using a heat lamp.

>>936494127
It's hip

well shit
I broke a bottle of beer-lemonade mix
now my entire flat will stink for days

>>936494796
somehow that fucked up (and completely nonsensical) chain bothers me a lot more than the non-canon cookie

>>936488209 (OP)
Based

>>936494858
Also the drip that doesn't line up

>>936494858
this does not surprise me

>>936495136
It is a nice cookie.

>>936495130
I wouldn't consider those small

>>936488209 (OP)
I miss this era, before everyone was posting their gay ass larpy fursonas and they were just posting hot furries.

>>936495148
It is not.

>>936495173
Post a better one.

>>936495209
I would not stick my dick in that.

>>936495267
maybe you should stop giving food names to animal genitals then.

I can't believe I have kept those for over 20 years

>>936496921
vintage fur art just hits different

>>936496981
Indeed I'm digging into that folder, remind of how some artists like those got under fire for some bullshit by SJWs but this is def. quality there.

*yawn*

>>936488209 (OP)
Baghi, fuck yeah

I just dreamed of a complete retelling of an old dream I had in like 2009, but everyone was older
it was mostly nonsense and indescribable, but basically I was dreaming about going across the country, going to a furry convention, making friends, and meeting a furry girl again after a fight with her for some reason
we were both amazed that it was each other again after all these years, and she now owned what I think was a motorcycle shop and was seemingly alone
I knew exactly where to look for her because I had been there before
there was more to it than that, but that stuck out to me
but I woke up with my hands by my head like a baby, and my jaw in pain from clenching my teeth, slightly sweating
I don't know if kratom withdrawal caused it or what, but that's the craziest dream I've had in a very long time

old

I don't think I'll be able to go back to sleep, but I have work to do today anyway
I wonder what anon dreamed of
also, good morning everyone :3

>>936497598
we're already old, my fellow undead friend
16 years has gone by in the blink of an eye
and I've been here for half of my life now
I can't believe it sometimes

>>936497665
dat feels man

>>936497893
hi eth

pat pat

>>936497932
it's okay, we're only old to people hundreds or thousands of years ago
we're still young overall

>>936497956
bleh

too early to bleh, but not to gwegle

life is only bleh if you make it bleh, and let it be
unfortunately, you have to work to make it not bleh
I'm not happy about getting back to middle school math, but I have to start somewhere

my cat keeps making biscuits on my crotch

>>936499176
At least it isn't making cookies

floof

>>936494858

Ayn should have a cookie

>>936490288

I did not dream of bat boob. I had a dream four or five nights ago though where I was a cartoon cat making heart tails with an anthro lady cat.

>>936499398
morning floofer

>>936499726
cute
what did you dream about?
mine was really weird and almost fever dreamlike

>>936499978
heya

>>936499978

I had four dreams last night (that I can remember).

The first and lengthiest dream saw me driving to a NASA training site and hanging out with other people who were going to be going to space. The exterior looked official enough, but the interior looked suspiciously like my grandmother's old house. I doubt if NASA has any blue recliners.

In my second dream, I was a free-floating missile.

I wasn't *on* a missile. I was the missile. (With my magic cat persona's face on the warhead portion of the missile.)

I nope'd out of this dream after about two seconds.

>>936499992
what's on today's agenda for you?

>>936500063
grandma be making those space cookies

>>936500097
that is quite strange

>>936500107
ehh nothing
back to meditation today i think, if not then tomorrow

>>936500132
do it today
meditation is good

I think I was being chased by the KGB gualag humans in my dream last night. that was at least part of it.

>>936500145
for the kind of meditation i'm doing, i need to be in the right mindset

ugh, 5 hours of sleep wasn't enough
I need a nap

>>936500161
that doesn't sound fun
understandable tho

In my third dream, which was inspired by the likes of Banjo Kazooie and Donkey Kong 64, I was a man trapped in another world who had magically transformed himself into a cartoon bear to go on a giant collect-a-thon. If I could rack up $1 billion in currency, I could buy my way back to Earth.

I was climbing the exterior of a castle keep, with one of those straps that painters use to fasten me to the tower, but I likewise willed myself to end this dream because I didn't like being a selfish individual who wanted to become a billionaire for personal game. (I don't think the dream would've lasted much longer anyway.)

I retroactively named this character Greedy the Bear.

>>936500179
I don't know the difference between types of meditation, I just know they exist

>>936500184
interesting
life do be a weird game

In my final dream that I can recall, I was my magic cat self boxing against said greedy magic bear.

When the dream began, I was floating in midair after having been punched out of the ring. The referee was putting a count on me and I only realized where I was at the count of nine. I quickly pulled myself back into the ring and charged back at the bear throwing punches.

I think the rest of the fight was a daydream rather than a dream-dream. Things get kinda fuzzy sometimes. But, anyway, I won the fight.

>>936500232
at least you won the fight
those are fun dreams

I need a nap
later, frens

Technically, I've had dreams now of being a lion, a tiger, and a bear.

<_<

>>936500264
have a nice nap

>>936500264

Later

lately i've just been running errands in my dreams...
though i did get a bit of lewd action at the end of last night's errand, so that's nice i guess

I gotta say, I think those dreams solidified my dislike of billionaires.

Here's a guy who is trapped in a parallel world. He just wants to go back home to Earth. And, somehow, he can pay his way back if he becomes a billionaire?

I'm mad at this dude for selfishly hoarding all of those financial resources when it could alleviate so much suffering in the world. And, yet, in real life, billionaires just hoard money for the sake of saying, "My financial dick is bigger than your financial dick." Very seldom do any of them have anything resembling a goal as to *why* they would need that much money.

my dreams are really fucking weird

>>936500308

lewd dreams are nice

>>936500420
yea especially since i'm not getting any irl

>>936500400

Tell us.

And if Dash wakes up before I go to work, I wanna read about her fever dream.

>>936500459
had a dream I was lost in some hospital with no people

had a dream I was playing video games with random women I don't know and we was naked for some reason

had a dream I was falling but never hit the ground

had a dream I was in a bus but had no idea where I was going

I had a dream inside a dream inside a dream inside a dre....

>>936500601

I've had the fake-out where I "wake up" within a game.

>>936500448
Don't you and wife ever get frisky together?

>>936500789
not really, she doesn't have much of a sex drive due to hrt, doesn't take progesterone like i do

>>936500822
completely destroying your sex drive just so you can walk around with pretty pink purses is totally worth it

Ah, yes, animals are moral actors because if we define morality as having emotions that are directed at the well-being of others, animals would reach this criteria. They can't reflect on their supposed moral actions, they don't have a conscience, but why would those things matter for morality.

>>936501036
What are the moral implications of cumming into a vagina for the purposes of procreation

>>936501110
this

>>936501036

Speaking of animals as actors, I have an excuse to post this:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Gkn90Xj0n20

>>936501110
I don't even know what this means. An anti-natalist may say that by procreating you are increasing the net amount of suffering in the world. We can take a very short term perspective and say that both of the parties involved are probably feeling pleasure and pleasure is generally good. A society may want people to reproduce because that increases labor, intellectual capital or utility.

i cant philosophy right now

>>936501294
What if you birth a child that has implications on the world that decrease suffering?

What if everyone was anti natalist and that resulted in the end of the human race? Is that moral because humans are immoral creatures, or is the ending of a species inherently amoral?

Sorry to bring up my dreams ago, but there's one thing I feel like I need to point out.

What was even the purpose of boxing a greedy individual who wishes to acquire a billion dollars? Like, is a stipulation that, if I win, sizable amounts of his money will be donated to charity? Am I going to beat him into becoming a socialist? (Even I'm not a full-on socialist. I just think there's a point at which you're hoarding too much of the resources if you're content to sit on your wealth.)

Dreams are just kinda odd sometimes. I guess this one was an emotional expression.

>"I don't like you, so we're gonna settle things in the ring."

>>936500822
Hmmm prog for the titty?

>>936501613
>Sorry to bring up my dreams ago

>dreams again*

>>936501640
it's mostly for mood stability and libido, idk how much it really does for breast development

>>936501640

Askin' the important questions.

frog for the bitty?

trog on the kitty?

grog for tree fiddy?

>>936501551
If you believe that we should decrease suffering and increase happiness then it would be an empirical matter. Attempting to figure out the future consequences at the point of conception doesn't make much sense, but there's a reason why for example in Island(?) there's approximately a 90%(?) abortion rate for fetuses with down syndrome.

Some militant vegans view humans as corruptors of nature so for them they probably wouldn't mind. Christians view humans as Gods chosen creatures so they would probably care. In general what secular people care about is mental experiences, not something like species.

>>936501695
Post titty so we can evaluate. I'm a medical professional

nah

Turning down a free medical exam? Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

My local shaman does it for free.

My phone screen is starting to die on me =[

I am not surprised that parsnip is a phoneposter

That's parsnip?

>>936502064
rest in penis

Hey, snep lady.


I haz a question for you.

>>936502141
get frensync already, you fuckin dunce

>>936502141
Indeed, it is i.

>>936502151
Best is shenis

>>936502164
Shoot.

>>936502166

I don' wanna.

:(

>>936502177

When you took hallucinogenics and became a snow leopard, did you have a tail? If so, did it have any movement or semblance of feeling?

Pretty sure I did, but I don't remember being able to control it or anything. There was some orgasming involved too, so I was distracted, lol

you need jesus

>>936502331
Hmmm, the perfect cock....

ya'll need the chaos gods

>>936502297

Thanks.

My tail has been a point of contention in the dreams in which I am a cat. It's entirely ornamental. In early dreams, it was upturned in a perpetual J shape. (I swear I'm not presenting.) In more recent dreams, it lags behind me in midair.

As cool as it is to be something else in a dream, I lament its lack of functionality. But if I *could* move my tail, I would take these dreams as proof of past lives or other realities.

Either way, I'm pretty messed up by it.

>>936502331

I'm a protestant. So is my dreamworld alter ego.

when i shapeshift in dreams typically my proprioception lines up with the form i am occupying as expected
so i can 'feel' and wag my tail, flap my wings, etc

trumps super mega amazing bill passed so now you have to have a job to get food stamps

Last time I tripped on shrooms as I was morphing through tons of different forms I was both a fat lady getting fucked, the guy doing the fucking, the squeaky old pickup we were in, and like a frog or something all simultaneously. Also the bass line from feel good inc. was playing the whole time. Was lots of fun

>>936502528
https://kingofthehill.fandom.com/wiki/Bill,_Bulk_and_the_Body_Buddies

is that sum parsnip? hi parsnip

pat pat

>>936502579
when i had my weird dissociative out of body thing happen it was kinda like that
while i was being driven to the hospital, i was the road and the car and the traffic lights and the surrounding cars and drivers
all my recollections are from like a wide and high 3rd person perspective
quite disorienting

>>936502662
bit lame

tbh i'm not sure how the brain would produce such an experience internally, makes me wonder if there is any merit to theories about non-locality of consciousness

>>936502683
>>936502707
this is cub

>>936502760
Consciousness is a weird quantum wave effect

>>936502799
this is real cub

real vintage cub philosophy dream hours.

Well, this cat is off to work.

>>936502768
yes, and we want more of it

>>936502890
have a nice day anon

>>936502897
get out

Heh. I didn't realize we were at limit.

>>936502907
>>936502907
>>936502907

Gone for real this time.