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Anonymous No.936510880 >>936511016 >>936512019 >>936520606 >>936520817 >>936522853 >>936540565 >>936549906 >>936556184 >>936588204 >>936618505 >>936623286 >>936658738 >>936662824
cozy gay thread
pride month is over time to retreat back to these threads
Anonymous No.936511016 >>936511916
>>936510880 (OP)
Love these threads
Anonymous No.936511279 >>936511916 >>936519530 >>936623155
I had a lot of gay experiences in the past month or so. First meeting on Grindr was lovely. We kissed, took our shirts off, laid in bed with him on top of me, held each other, talked, and kissed some more. He seems to have vanished from the app though. Might have blocked me but more likely just deleted it
Anonymous No.936511916 >>936512134 >>936514831 >>936623155
>>936511016
Me too :3
>>936511279
That sounds perfect. I love being held and the intimacy of bare skin contact.
Anonymous No.936512019 >>936540727 >>936623185
>>936510880 (OP)
God, I wish I had a boyfriend, but that's gonna have to wait for around a year until I found and got settled into my new apartment. In the meantime I can just watch porn and fantasize about fictional men.
Anonymous No.936512134 >>936519385
>>936511916
I would have liked to be naked but he wanted to take things slow. Feeling his hairy chest and belly against mine was still nice though
Anonymous No.936514831
>>936511916
This is like a 'duh' statement
Anonymous No.936516500 >>936519385
I want to be part of a cuddle puddle
Anonymous No.936519385
>>936512134
Sounds like a dream.
I’m honestly not too into sex, I just love the intimacy of being so close to someone, seeing their private parts and stuff even if it’s just their chest and belly, most people don’t get to see that so it’s intimate.
>>936516500
Me too join in :3
Anonymous No.936519530 >>936523098 >>936623155
>>936511279
You met someone from Grindr and didn’t fuck?

He’s blocked you.
Anonymous No.936520606 >>936524307 >>936602624
>>936510880 (OP)
I just accepted maybe a month ago that I definitely go both ways. I've had half a dozen girlfriends and fucked twice as many women, but after nearly 2 decades on the Chans. I kinda just want to play with a cock. The other day, I went hiking with my friend of 15+ years, and in the middle of the woods, I told him I wanted to suck his dick.. He said no but didn't seem upset or grossed out. Instead, telling me about one time, he kissed a guy at a party. In a few days, he's invited me to come over to his appointment to chill (we will prob watch a movie then go to the gym). But I've already decided that I'm going to take him in my mouth when we are alone together.
Anonymous No.936520817
>>936510880 (OP)
Anonymous No.936522365 >>936534813 >>936540466 >>936623236 >>936623374
I don’t speak to my younger brother any more. His behaviour towards me after I came out has been pretty bad. He then came out as gay a year after I did.

Thing is, we were preteens we sucked each other off and I can’t remember who initiated but it was probably me - I do remember I was the one who put a stop to it.

Did I turn him gay? Is that how it works? You think he blames me for being gay, /b/?
Anonymous No.936522514
Bump
Anonymous No.936522853 >>936522894
>>936510880 (OP)
Why do I have a stereotypical accent? Can anyone explain?
Anonymous No.936522894
>>936522853
Too much time around girls and you’ve picked up the way they talk.
Anonymous No.936523098 >>936523465
>>936519530
He was the one who didn't want to get fully naked. He seemed more interested in friends and casual FWB than ltr
Anonymous No.936523465 >>936523917
>>936523098
Nobody’s on Grindr to be friends.

One time I got a guy round who talked a big game on the app. When he arrived he was suddenly really nervous to be naked and flinched when I touched him. Respected his wishes, role played a bit and sent him on his way. Was promptly blocked. I dunno, a lot of autists on that app with big fantasies who get hit hard by reality.
Anonymous No.936523917 >>936623255
>>936523465
This guy didn't seem nervous. We were making out hard. He just said he was interested in finding gay guys in an area he was kinda new to
Anonymous No.936524307 >>936524581 >>936525580
>>936520606
Dude why are you using my actual photo ? i posted this during a roll game to show i actually ate my own cum on may 12 2025 took me 38 mins to cum .. not angry about you using my shit, just say photos not yours but what should i expect. once its out its out for everyone to use, i guess who ever they see fit.. Still kind of odd seeing some one else post my shit tho lol oh well
Anonymous No.936524581 >>936524646
>>936524307
Be so fr
Anonymous No.936524646 >>936525580
>>936524581
ya sadly.. just still weird seeing some one else use my actual photo lol oh well
Anonymous No.936525234
why is it every time i fucking post anything on these threads shit dies fast??
Anonymous No.936525328 >>936525366 >>936623305
Would you give Sonic some cuddles?
Anonymous No.936525366
>>936525328
No but knuckles yes.. 100%
Anonymous No.936525580 >>936527551 >>936540820
>>936524307
>>936524646
Take it as a compliment. You've got a cute mouth.
Anonymous No.936526345
I don't have any actual experiences to talk about. (I've never had sex with a woman either.) I would call myself "straight but curious"; I'm not sure I would actually have sex with a man. It's just that every once in a while I feel a certain urge towards gay stuff. Maybe I see a cute guy walking on the street, or I read a story that turns me on, that's what triggers it.

Anyway, my two cents. A few years ago I had this semi-serious online relationship with a guy my age (22 at the time). He had a really hot body: tall, slim but slightly toned (basically a femboy/twink type), long black hair and some good old dick sucking lips. Big dick too, but he was more of a bottom. We exchanged pics, masturbated on webcam, and really just chatted to each other all the time. Emotionally it was great. It was the first time I felt like someone was genuinely attracted to me, who liked me both sexually and as a person. I couldn't really communicate with him at a deep level though. Every time I brought up a serious subject he dismissed it, changed the topic or replied in memes. Eventually I got so frustrated with that that we stopped talking. Also, sometimes he'd try to push his fetishes on me despite me clearly telling him I didn't like it. I still contact him every once in a while, and he's pretty flirty with me, but that issue is still there... he likes me, but he doesn't take me seriously.
He lived really far away so we never met IRL.

Then there's another online friend I've been talking to for a few years. He's maybe the kindest and most thoughtful person I've ever met. He has a voice I could only descrive as sweet. It's deep and masculine, but not rough. Sometimes I tell him jokes just so I can hear him laugh.
Anyway, one time he sent me a (non-naked) picture of himself. I could just about make out what his physique looked like, and something triggered inside me. I ended up masturbating while thinking about him. I only did it once, but sometimes I still fantasize about him.
Anonymous No.936527551
>>936525580
I did take it as a compliment. its not a issue just weird to see some one else using my stuff thats all lol '
Anonymous No.936528179 >>936528908
Just screwed around with a 21yo twink
That was fun
Anonymous No.936528182 >>936528489
Anyone else up late and feeling a little restless?
Anonymous No.936528489 >>936528908
>>936528182
Yeah
Might run tomorrow to get energy out
Anonymous No.936528908 >>936536441
>>936528489
You're replying to a spambot.
>>936528179
Storytime now.
Anonymous No.936530659 >>936623352
There were persistent rumors that a friend of mine in high school was gay, though i never asked him. Few years after school we happened to be volunteering at a local event hall together. It was middle of the afternoon, all setup for the next day was done so we were just hanging out. Subject turned to those rumors, and he said he didn't know where they came from. I asked if there was any truth to them, and after a longer than normal pause he said yes. He came out to me, and i came out to him. Less than five minutes later we were naked on the stage 69ing.

Next day while running the event we kept giggling how there were people giving speeches right where we'd cum
Anonymous No.936531361 >>936623363
>want bf
>too weirded out and pussy to get grindr app
>hate fags
>still want bf
thanks for reading my coming out story
Anonymous No.936534084 >>936623363
Anonymous No.936534813 >>936535193 >>936535591
>>936522365
…Graham is that you?
Anonymous No.936534936 >>936605906
I need a daddy.
Anonymous No.936535193
>>936534813
No way
Anonymous No.936535591 >>936537117
>>936534813
As someone who also fooled around with their brother growing up and later having such guilt and feeling like a degenerate pervert, it’s at least somewhat comforting to know so many others did the same thing.
Anonymous No.936536441 >>936623467
>>936528908
We met on Grindr. He was a little unusual at first, like blocking me after talking and unblocking when he wanted to screw, but he was pleasant in person. Both times we got naked together and jacked and sucked each other off. LOTS of body contact. We talked a bit afterwards - he's staying in this small town for a few months
Anonymous No.936537117 >>936546870
>>936535591
I knew a brother and sister that were fucking.
Incest is way more common than anyone admits.
Anonymous No.936538073 >>936538280
Good morning
Anonymous No.936538280 >>936538429
>>936538073
tanks :3
Anonymous No.936538429
>>936538280
Well, I have 2 weeks off, which will probably be spent mostly here.
Anonymous No.936540466
>>936522365
When I was real young I fooled around with a friend in school. We’d go into a toilet cubicle together, whip ‘em out and touch a little.

He’d go onto having an active sex life solely with girls while in high school. He’d then get a girl pregnant, split up with her and then publicly complain on Facebook that his toddler son never sent him a Fathers’ Day card.

Long story short I don’t think you turned your brother gay.
Anonymous No.936540565
>>936510880 (OP)
>retreat
Are you larping as the underdog?
This site has been pushing the gay on everyone for ages now and I'm not even a homophobic tinfoil hat while saying that, I'm bi.
Anonymous No.936540727 >>936541636 >>936623185
>>936512019
>In the meantime I can just watch porn and fantasize about fictional men.
Careful, the longer you stare into that abyss the more likely you are to wanting unicorn men.
Anonymous No.936540820 >>936543499
>>936525580
>You've got a cute mouth.
Way to miss the chance of saying "ya gotta purdy mouf boy"
Anonymous No.936541636
>>936540727
fair enough
Anonymous No.936542634
It's dreary outside here
Anonymous No.936543499 >>936545760
>>936540820
I hate 40+ yr old pop culture references
Anonymous No.936545760
>>936543499
I like older stuff but only if I know someone else will get it
Anonymous No.936546870
>>936537117
It is, I can honestly say with out a doubt as high as 30% of the worlds population is. Those who are will never say a fucking word about it as they don't want the BS that comes from it..
Anonymous No.936546886
Last night both of us were hard even before we were both fully naked lol
Anonymous No.936548717 >>936548813
Anyone else up?
Anonymous No.936548813 >>936549712
>>936548717
My penis is.
Anonymous No.936549712
>>936548813
LMAO what got it up?
Anonymous No.936549906 >>936551846
>>936510880 (OP)
>cozy gay thread
One of the best mates I ever hooked up with was this older gay guy. I'd go over his house and as soon as I walked in, we'd be making out. Hands all over each other, pants sliding down, frotting, me on my knees sucking his cock.

We'd more up to his bedroom and have more fun. He wasn't into topping to I always got him to cum in my mouth. Adetr that, we'd cuddle in bed, my head on his hairy chest and I'd masturbate myself until I came. We would then lay there and fall asleep, his cum in my mouth and mine on his stomach.
Anonymous No.936551097 >>936552985 >>936559531
Need cuddles. Badly :(
Anonymous No.936551846 >>936555422
>>936549906
Very sweet :)
Anonymous No.936552985 >>936567975
>>936551097
Likewise. It gets stronger at night
Anonymous No.936553875 >>936556230 >>936568396
I do like gay stuff occasionally. I consider myself a bisexual and I can't imagine myself in a relationship with a man. I have a fat round ass and wide hips. The only interaction I've ever been interested in is being a slutty fag cumdump for random hung tops on grindr, usually on the older side. Over the years probably like 30+ guys have enjoyed my ass. It's a little secret that I keep to myself while living a mostly normal life. I had stopped for a year or two after college, but two months ago on a whim I let like six guys fuck me, three of them ran a train on my ass raw... I really don't know what the fuck is wrong with me loool. thank god there's normal gays who like stable relationships instead of total freaks like me.
Anonymous No.936555422
>>936551846
yeah it's getting a bit silly and annoying that it's been a month and the lgbtq+ pride flag is still on my account.
Anonymous No.936556184 >>936558268
>>936510880 (OP)
Pride's over, its time for Wrath.
Anonymous No.936556230
>>936553875
>It's a little secret that I keep to myself while living a mostly normal life

Interesting that you think gay sex is abnormal. When you’re not feeling like a cock hungry cum slut do you feel bad about it?
Anonymous No.936558268
>>936556184
LMAO
Anonymous No.936559531 >>936567975
>>936551097
I want to be squeezed
Anonymous No.936561887
Good evening
Anonymous No.936563315 >>936566650 >>936568002
Anyone else up this evening?
Anonymous No.936565298 >>936568036
I think I'm depressed
Anonymous No.936566650 >>936567429
>>936563315
straight pride is even more cringey
Anonymous No.936567429 >>936578606
>>936566650
Straight pride? That's a thing?
Anonymous No.936567975 >>936574214
>>936552985
>>936559531
Come over here now. PLEASE
Anonymous No.936568002
>>936563315
Hi there! :3
Anonymous No.936568036 >>936568256 >>936568461
>>936565298
Same. Planning to kill myself when I get home this weekend. Lol
But hey we have each other on there
Anonymous No.936568256 >>936568348
>>936568036
I'm not suicidal anymore. My mood is just not great
Anonymous No.936568348 >>936568418
>>936568256
I’m sorry about that but glad you aren’t suicidal anymore. What got you over it? Just time?
Anonymous No.936568396
>>936553875
Would love to poz that hole
Anonymous No.936568418 >>936568790
>>936568348
Building a network of people who I can trust and who I know appreciate me. Finding things to do that require daily cumulative effort but yield growth. Practicing music. Fitness. Gardening.
Anonymous No.936568461 >>936568900
>>936568036
How are you thinking of doing it? And maybe why are you thinking of doing it?
Anonymous No.936568723 >>936569207 >>936569429
do you guys ever generate AI images of your crushes
Anonymous No.936568790 >>936570387
>>936568418
That’s good advice, just wish I had the motivation.
Anonymous No.936568900
>>936568461
I have a lot of ideas, constantly thinking about tying weights to my ankles and throwing myself in a bay near me. Sounds insane and unpleasant but it’s an intrusive thought I keep getting. I’ve always been terrified of water so it seems weirdly fitting and eh I’ll die within minutes anyway.
More realistically? Take a full bottle of benzos and chug alcohol.
Why? Been depressed for over a decade, extreme anhedonia that got progressively worse in recent years to the point where now I feel nothing but pain and anxiety, constant crying
Anonymous No.936569207 >>936570290
>>936568723
No but cool idea. How do you do it?
Anonymous No.936569429
>>936568723
not anymore.
Anonymous No.936570290
>>936569207
I use Remini but the most it can do is boring shirtless presets
Anonymous No.936570365
How often do you cum? Masturbation or sex. I dont have any issues getting hard but it takes me forever to cum during sex, might just be jacking off too much.
Anonymous No.936570387 >>936571593 >>936571795
>>936568790
Start small.
Anonymous No.936571593
>>936570387
Thank you <3 I’ll try.
I hope you’re doing okay.
Anonymous No.936571795 >>936573412
>>936570387
Yea, I have to admit, I am starting to feel like I belong here too, at least I have something to post about
Anonymous No.936573412 >>936574185
>>936571795
I love you
Anonymous No.936573513 >>936574198 >>936585567
Anonymous No.936574185
>>936573412
Honestly the last bit was kinda
Anonymous No.936574198 >>936574343
>>936573513
Hot
I love bellies
Anonymous No.936574214
>>936567975
Cuddle time?
Anonymous No.936574343 >>936574377
>>936574198
Thanks
I need to lose weight I feel gross
Anonymous No.936574377 >>936574423
>>936574343
You're fine as you are :)
Anonymous No.936574423 >>936574511
>>936574377
Do you like maids ?
Anonymous No.936574511 >>936574841 >>936594280
>>936574423
Never had one. Curious though
Anonymous No.936574841
>>936574511
Oh okay :3
Anonymous No.936576468
Anonymous No.936576485
Anonymous No.936576496 >>936578369
*slams table* MORE
Anonymous No.936578278 >>936578675
Feeling a bit bored today... anyone wanna brighten my day?
Anonymous No.936578369
>>936576496
no, i don't think so
Anonymous No.936578606
>>936567429
A handful of “straight pride” events have come and gone. They’re poorly attended and onlookers assume they’re Trump rallies.
Anonymous No.936578675
>>936578278
Anonymous No.936581584
Good morning
Anonymous No.936583090 >>936611414
Anonymous No.936584140 >>936584951
Honestly wish I knew more gay/bi people , They are so kind
Anonymous No.936584951
>>936584140
Yeah I didn't know many in my area until I joined the theatre scene
Anonymous No.936585567
>>936573513
8/10 would belly rub

What’s with the tape over your cameras?
Anonymous No.936588204 >>936588388
>>936510880 (OP)
>pride month is over
what, you just got a new phone?

if pride month were in fact over (ahem) then wouldn't it follow that a significant percentage of trans people would stop identifying as one?

anyone paying attention would notice the discrepancy pretty
Anonymous No.936588388
>>936588204
I have no idea how someone could come up with a statement so utterly idiotic as that you've made.

Seriously, there is no logical thought process I can think of which would explain that you have managed to do the equivalent of "two plus two equals Wednesday".
rexie No.936590261 >>936590637
has anyone read any good fluffy bl lately? the stuff i read now is too angsty and i want something nice
Anonymous No.936590637
>>936590261
It's interesting that the more I read about the origins of Pride, the less pride I feel in being a cishet white male
Anonymous No.936592771
It's too hot to go outside
Anonymous No.936594280 >>936594862
>>936574511
Anon..
Anonymous No.936594862
>>936594280
What?
Anonymous No.936597321
bump
Anonymous No.936597959 >>936599002 >>936601486
I hate all pride shit. Just behave normal about being gay
Anonymous No.936599002
>>936597959
I'm fairly discreet/masc presenting (I'm a professional in a somewhat conservative area). I only have dialed up the fruitiness lately in certain settings because I like knowing I'm helping others be less afraid of expressing themselves
Anonymous No.936601159
bump
Anonymous No.936601467 >>936601927
I used to be fixated on twinks but now I get rock hard thinking of 30something year old guys with dad bods
Anonymous No.936601486 >>936603918 >>936625528
>>936597959
>behave normal
>toe the line
>conform
>make yourself the same as everyone else
>don’t risk maybe making someone feel uneasy

You can knock yourself out but I ain’t doing that shit. Sorry it makes you uncomfortable.
Anonymous No.936601927 >>936602539 >>936611330
>>936601467
Sup
Anonymous No.936602539 >>936603078
>>936601927
Do you shave your chest?
GayAnon No.936602561
Evening you silly bitches I've missed yas
GayAnon No.936602624
>>936520606

It do be like that sometimes. Was with women exclusive till a couple years ago. Dude the first time a cock touches your tongue you ain't going back to pussy
GayAnon No.936603018
Met a couple of the BFs friends last few days. Poly relationship very kinky. Heard about all the fuck clubs and bars in REDACTED city but goddamn... Ill never kink shame but the stories I heard.... no wonder the majority of the world thinks we're degenerate as fuck.
Anonymous No.936603078 >>936603321 >>936603376 >>936611330
>>936602539
I trim it every once in a while. That’s fresh. This is how hairy I usually get - an old photo when I was more active and going to the gym all the time.
GayAnon No.936603321 >>936603576
>>936603078

Holy fuck how many twinks have you impaled
Anonymous No.936603376 >>936603576
>>936603078
*drools*
Anonymous No.936603576 >>936603903 >>936604044 >>936604315
>>936603321
>>936603376
Was all the stuff I’ve heard about folk preferring dad bods a load of shit? Do I need to put in the work to get my abs back?
GayAnon No.936603903 >>936605986
>>936603576
Sooo I've got a dad bod, BF loves it. Met his friends in another city much more gay friendly and they're were SO many twinks with dad bod daddies at the bars we went to. As always, YMMV. I try to stay in shape for myself not so much him if that makes sense? I got tired of looking at myself in the mirror and going 'blegh gross'. So just do what works for you homie
Anonymous No.936603918 >>936604775
>>936601486
>No you dont understand i have to be an oversexualized faggot
GayAnon No.936604044
>>936603576
Also the vibe i got from them and the places, dudes with 6 packs are thought of as fuckbois that chase insta clout. Not saying at all that's you I'm just saying if that's what I hear a lot of in one of the gayest cities in the USA? Probably a reason stereotypes exist lol
Anonymous No.936604315
>>936603576
I don't have a preference
Anonymous No.936604775 >>936605136 >>936628665
>>936603918
Poor Anon. I'm both oversexualised and a faggot. Not because I have to be. Now, because I choose to be.
Anonymous No.936605136 >>936605544 >>936610267
>>936604775
So it is a choice
Anonymous No.936605544
>>936605136
Everything is.
Anonymous No.936605906
>>936534936
I need scotch. if you fucking block my card again I will break shit until everyone is crying...

fuck
Anonymous No.936605986 >>936607744 >>936607857 >>936611330
>>936603903
I liked being more lean but it was hard work. I love to eat and I was just constantly feeling hungry. When dieting to lose fat I would get food related stress dreams. And looking back I must’ve been crazy but at the time I still felt like I had way too much body fat and didn’t feel all that sexy.
Anonymous No.936607744 >>936608305
>>936605986
You still look hot
GayAnon No.936607857 >>936608305
>>936605986

Heard. When I got out of the military and could work out on my own terms I admit I started slacking. Getting better now
Anonymous No.936608305 >>936608461
>>936607744
Thanks anon. Normally I’m bad with taking compliments but on /b/ that really means a lot.

>>936607857
I’ve been trying to get back into it ever since the gyms opened back up after lockdown but keep stumbling. Really busy with work, not managing my time well, etc. But got myself some new running shoes and going to try again.
GayAnon No.936608461
>>936608305
You got this boo. Ain't nobody says you gotta have a Sean Cody model body. Well if you're in that industry I guess you do but for the rest of us? Just be happy with yourself
Anonymous No.936610267 >>936611259
>>936605136
Same way being straight is a choice. In the sense that you know how gay people feel the need to camp it up with “yass queen” and “sashay, shantay“ to feel more included? I’m certain there’s a huge chunk of straight guys who don’t like beer, don’t like football and don’t like cars who just pretend, grin and bear it so they fit in.
GayAnon No.936611259
>>936610267
Same though some fags just grin and bear it. I don't wave the fag flag, I don't have that voice, I don't shake my ass in the clubs I like my guns beer and action movies, i will never be caught dead in a mesh tank top. I just also like dick. #shrug.
And the BFs friends HAAAAATE me for that lol sorry bitches maybe lift a weight once in awhile, get your testosterone up.
Anonymous No.936611330 >>936638335
>>936601927
>>936603078
>>936605986
sexy as fuck!!!!
Anonymous No.936611414
>>936583090
I love this. I miss when he was all mine.
GayAnon No.936612093
Vamp if you're out here lil buddy let us know you're ok
Anonymous No.936613231 >>936619163
Good evening
Anonymous No.936616012
Feeling a little adventurous tonight... care to join?
Anonymous No.936618505 >>936620156
>>936510880 (OP)
how did the pride month go? i didn't hear anything about it because i'm pretty much immune to the news


also how was the rest of your weekend? did you go for a swim, or at least read a book?
Anonymous No.936619163
>>936613231
Good evening sir
Anonymous No.936620156
>>936618505
My weekend is only starting
Anonymous No.936620458 >>936620548 >>936634220
Is 11 too young to be gay
Anonymous No.936620548 >>936620607
>>936620458
No. I wasn't much older when I started getting the sense I was
Anonymous No.936620607 >>936620880
>>936620548
Any advice?
Anonymous No.936620880 >>936625849
>>936620607
There's nothing wrong with who he is, no matter what others may say. He might just be curious, confused, or exploring. That's fine too
Anonymous No.936621653
Touched by male babysitter at age six, 25 years ago. Get job working with didler at his family restaurant which is a ped ring. 07/03/25. They set up cameras because i was retaliating against the 70 yp creep. Get four times as strong and kill all tba
Anonymous No.936622310
Anonymous No.936623155
>>936511279
Imma be honest here, I agree with both >>936511916 and >>936519530
It’s 50/50
Anonymous No.936623185
>>936512019
On the same boat, and agree with >>936540727
Anonymous No.936623236
>>936522365
You don’t turn a nigga gay, he gay or bi or whatever, you’re not to blame anon
Anonymous No.936623255
>>936523917
Which makes no sense. What are your thoughts on why he did that?
Anonymous No.936623278 >>936628731
no homo here. how realistic is it to just go on this grinder thing or whatever and get a guy to just cover over and chill in my lap as i browse the net, play videogames. circumcised. the goal here is to know what its like or atleast sorta know what its like to be me, if i was circumsized. i think the only difference is how it would be to jerk off, and i could just get a guy whose cut to sit in my lap, jerk him off like its myself (sitting in lap is important. the most bodily contact across the longest span so you can feel the largest range of reaction. toes curling, neck tensing, same time, yadda yadda) and gauge his reaction and extraoplate from there.
Anonymous No.936623286
>>936510880 (OP)
I’ve been working out but no gains, I want a bigger butt. What do? It makes me sad I don’t have one.
Anonymous No.936623305
>>936525328
No but tails 200%
Anonymous No.936623352
>>936530659
What happened afterwards?
Anonymous No.936623363
>>936531361
Unironically this>>936534084
Anonymous No.936623374 >>936624876
>>936522365
I’m sorry anon, it’s time to let go the guilt is bad for you. The best you can do is be a good sibling for the rest of your life by positive reassurance when they need it and ongoing positive presence in life. Don’t make it too obvious at first, just be a good bro to everyone, and especially bro and hopefully that is your penance.
Anonymous No.936623467
>>936536441
Details please, also what’d you say? I’m barely about to get on Grindr and wondering what to say to cute twinks :)
Anonymous No.936624876 >>936625104
>>936623374
I mean I'm fine with the fact that people are proud to be what they are
Anonymous No.936625104
>>936624876
No, damnit you read/sounded like you were feeling guilty of doing gay with your younger sibling. Don’t give me that pride bs.
Anonymous No.936625528
>>936601486
I think what he is referring to us the general excessiveness and forced belief system of overt sexualization and pandering and telling everyone about how 'open and different you are'. You can be gay, just dont be an obnoxious loud faggot about it. To be fair this applies to all groups and when that group becomes particularly obnoxious. 'Niggers, feminists, red pill retards'
Tldr- no one likes myopic zealots
Anonymous No.936625849 >>936628050
>>936620880
Thanks
Anonymous No.936628050
>>936625849
Any time anon
Anonymous No.936628536 >>936628789 >>936653507 >>936654877 >>936657644
If you are fat, you are not gay by your own choice. You are gay because women won't date you.
Gayness is your safety net for your failures to snag women.
Also, gayness is fake and the only real sexuality is bisexuality.
Anonymous No.936628665 >>936633360
>>936604775
Your choice is annoying.
I love dick but I don't draw attention to myself unnecessarily, stop giving us fags a bad name.
Anonymous No.936628731 >>936633604 >>936664928
>>936623278
I'm a virgin with foreskin, average dick size but hairy and kinda fat.

If I lived near you I would let you jerk me off if you weren't put off by all of those things I mentioned.

Idk about grindr, sniffles or whatever but try it out, maybe you can find someone near you who will let you fulfill this request.
Anonymous No.936628782
Gays are cursed
Anonymous No.936628789
>>936628536
I am fat and I haven't been with anyone. So being fat doesn't even let me be a fag.
Anonymous No.936630730
I’m a gay
Anonymous No.936631604
Just fucked my bf. Now back to preparing to move into our new house
Anonymous No.936633360
>>936628665
You might find it annoying but I refuse to change myself to make others feel better who wouldn’t change a fucking thing about themselves that annoy me. People celebrating some fucking sports team in the street annoy the fuck out of me, and cause way more mess, violence and vandalism than any pride parade. But I don’t go crying about it, never shutting the fuck up about football fags.

And there are no gay ambassadors, we don’t need to heteronormalise so that The Straights feel comfortable around us. You seem to believe that if we all just stay quiet and tone down any deviation from the accepted norm, speak when spoken to, show we can be perfect normal God fearing white folk that homophobia would go away. You’re wrong.
Anonymous No.936633604
>>936628731
"Kinda fat" as in average or actually obese?
Anonymous No.936634220 >>936635711
>>936620458
How big is your D?
Anonymous No.936635711
>>936634220
3.5 hard idk about soft
Anonymous No.936637376 >>936639233
Happy 4th, homos
Anonymous No.936638335 >>936639213 >>936648438 >>936650709 >>936651141
Wow, this thread is still going? Cool.

>>936611330

Thanks man. Have a picture a friend took of me cornering a twink/twunk at a gay club night
Anonymous No.936639213 >>936644098
>>936638335
WHOAAAA *drools*
Thank you! Would eat that ass.
Anonymous No.936639233
>>936637376
Happy 4th! :)
Anonymous No.936642733
bump
Anonymous No.936644098 >>936644658 >>936646464
>>936639213
This is what happens when you take a topic on a sensitive level and turn it into an opportunity to promote homosexuality, it polarizes and pushes both sides of this argument away
Anonymous No.936644658
>>936644098
I am confusion
Anonymous No.936646464
>>936644098
>promote homosexuality

Homosexuality is like Ferrari. You don’t need to promote that shit, people already know.
Anonymous No.936646470
People keep inviting me and my bf to events centered around being gay
>No one calls us fags here
I would faggot
Anonymous No.936648438
>>936638335
The little dude is very very
Anonymous No.936650709
>>936638335
BOOTY
Anonymous No.936651141
>>936638335
Daddy
Anonymous No.936652004 >>936654991 >>936656625
How’s the boys doing tonight?
I’m drowning bros :(
Anonymous No.936653507
>>936628536
Kys
Anonymous No.936654877
>>936628536
>everything is actually about women, even when it has nothing to do with them
the eternal hetshit
Anonymous No.936654991 >>936658908
>>936652004
Simultaneously horny and depressed
Anonymous No.936656625
>>936652004
How so?
Anonymous No.936657644
>>936628536
>
Anonymous No.936658738 >>936661790
>>936510880 (OP)
Pride is over? Where have you been in 2020 for the past 2 months?

Its like the pride month went to my head.
Anonymous No.936658908
>>936654991
This year will be the 50th annual gay pride parade.
Anonymous No.936661790
>>936658738
Why would we? This week 16 year olds have been arrested in malls over the suspicion of 'attempting to child kidnap'.
Anonymous No.936662824
>>936510880 (OP)
Just be a good person and don't give in to the wickedness of the world
Anonymous No.936664928 >>936665023
>>936628731
>kinda fat.
augh. sorry dude, that is a big one for me (no pun intended). wish it wasnt, i feel like the guy who goes to subway and only gets meatballs, no salad on the sub. like bruh, your paying the same price, and asking them to leave EVERYTHING off the fucking thing. i WISH I was into fat dudes, because holy shit does the dating market explode if i could just get past that personal preference.

>with foreskin
lel, i was looking for circumsized guys. still, it would help to have a "control" group. if i was really being scientific, id need to jerk off a few of either category. makes it a lot harder, because i gotta convince more people to basically play little spoon.
Anonymous No.936665023 >>936665093
>>936664928
and just to add more, unwanted, unasked for painfully specific and personal detail, im pretty sure the "first one" for me has permanently altered my desires. first real, actual relationship back in highschool days was a 5'3 or something, 80 pound, flat chest, flat butt girl. i fucking LOVED being able to just, manhandle her, pluck her off the ground, walk to whatever place i wanted to sit, and just, forcibly and easily just park myself wherever i wanted and prop her in my lap whatever way i wanted. despite being a 5'11 midget myself at 120 pounds, i was still a lurching monster in comparison to her.

ive moved onto guys since then, but the guys still match the profile. pretty shitty, i dont like the technical things about this, but its how i feel and want to feel. i want someone whose my plaything.
Anonymous No.936665093
>>936665023
actually thinking about it she was more like 4 foot something. she was a good solid foot shorter then me, her nose would poke my collarbone.