>Go to the beach.
>See this slut.
>WWYD?

>>936535904 (OP)

Damn this literally reminds me of the time i went to the beach 3 summers ago
>be me
>walking past this cutie 10/10 shortstack black bitch bending over like ops pic for me
>I look over and say
>damn shawty youre a dumb nigger
>she looks back at me confused with a mad expression not saying anything
>her buff ass black boyfriend is running in from the distance kicking up sand
>hes yelling some shit at me like dont look at my girl and this and that
>i reach into my buttcheeks behined my shorts
>shart out a moist yet hard shuriken shaped turd
>fling it directly into his fuckin monkey mouth
>say to him dont make me remind you who is master here monkey boy
>everyone literally claps for me
But anyway I would probably just look the other way op cause my gf would get mad at me for looking at that slut

>>936535904 (OP)
ask if I can take extreme closeup pictures, then open her vagoo with my fingers while rubbing her clit
I'll improvise depending on her answer

>>936535926
Anal penetration

>>936535904 (OP)
>>936536377
While jerking her off until she cums roughly 2L of thick jizz

Shove one of Andy's logs in her ads so that I can slidd it back out later

>>936535904 (OP)
call the police on her for public nudity.

>>936536552
legal in europe

>>936535904 (OP)
>>936535926
Weird ass shape. I think it might have to do with her being a little too skinny. Never liked that aesthetic when seeing a woman's bottom.

>>936535904 (OP)
find the nearest black guy and watch her get blacked hard.

>>936535904 (OP)
chuck a handful of sand at her asshole

>>936535904 (OP)
get her a hamburger--quick

>>936535904 (OP)
I park my bike in that public bike rack and then I go for a dip in the water.

>>936536123
You have a girlfriend, sure...

>>936536447
Damn, you have cancer tier sexual proclivities anon.

>>936535904 (OP)
>>936535926
I love skinny chicks so much.

Please post the rest or a link.

>>936541383
you jealous bro, yea i think you are

>>936541821

>>936535904 (OP)
Lick the soles of this goddesses feet clean

>>936535904 (OP)
Pretty sure, big dick will too much for her to handle

>>936541898
Right, jealous insecure obese nigger, got it. Essentially what you need to do is press your puckered chapped lips firmly against my clenched asshole, afterwards id invite you to suck with extreme intensity, continue this process until a sufficient amount of exotic parasites have slithered down your wind pipe into your lungs where they will begin to breed consequently. Do you concur my good man?

>>936535904 (OP)
Say thank you and keep walking

>>936543308
I had to stop reading that midway through to avoid throwing up, no wonder you're a permavirgin.

>>936543389
I love you to daddy, thankyou for understanding me

>>936535904 (OP)
keep walking. I must be at Jacob Riis and there's hundreds of other hot titties to see lmao

>>936543734
>I love you to daddy, thankyou for understanding me
I am not your father and understanding you doesn't come with beneficence on my part.

>>936543957
>plomps my 200 pound fat hairy ass on you
wow daddy youre liek really funneh today you fucking nigger
>we smile at each other cutely
>I notice parasite worms wriggling inbetween the cracks on your teeth
hehe silly daddy >w<
>shlarts out 2 gallons of warm hot stinky filth on your lap and kisses you on the cheek

>>936535904 (OP)
Turn her into frog