Thread 936651712

The Ten Rurus of /waifu/
In spite of it all edition

>They are your waifu, your husbando; you shall not have strange waifus before me.
>You shall not take the name of other waifus or husbandos in vain.
>Remember to keep holy the pizza Day.
>Honor the QOTT and thread songs.
>You shall not be mean.
>You shall not commit thread derailment.
>You shall not steal others waifus (unless trips).
>You shall not bear 3D waifus against your neighbor.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s waifu.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s plethora of images.

And yay, the choir wept:
https://youtu.be/mGgMZpGYiy8?si=TxX4kGAjYtk8LH7f
>kneesocks claimed

rah rah fuck trannys

>ignores last thread
based retard

>>936652329
>not posting a waifu
based retard

it's ok, you haven't either
lol

>>936652400
oh look josh faggot wants to disrespect soldiers on independence day

>>936652415
Yes i have its just not that deep

>>936652225
Hey Akari, how has the day treated you?

>>936652568
Dude, kitties.
Games with friends while I am doing catcams.
Friend came over because kitties. That's the first time someone has ever showed up uninvited.
I am just all the happy.
Good day. Good days.
How's you?
Freedomming hard?

>>936652568
Are the wings that appear in her transformation sequence functional? Can she use them to fly?

>>936652919
Look at this absolut cunt of a card. It's going in my Azusa deck https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1lrwmo1/eoe_icetill_explorer/

>>936653084
...that thing is broken as shit, what the hell?
Remove any of these three lines and you might still consider it.

Shut the fuck up all of you.
You are all niggers.

>>936652919
That's wonderful to hear! Its been nothing but a net gain with those fur balls.
I had a very long and arduous day of work.
I was able to get some steak into me, very America.

>>936653064
One would assume, yes!

>>936653320
Dude, stuff's dope.
Ah, no day off for you, huh?
Steak's a good one. I'm about to have me some ribs, myself.

>>936652069
Extremely cute

>>936653195
Nonsense, it's totally balanced. Landfall decks need it!
Usually I'd need Miku, Crucible of worlds and a landfall card. Now I only need one single card. It's great.

i just had hamburger and hotdogs imma bout watch fireworks

>>936653447
You know how stupid good it is with "play lands from top of deck", too? Jesus.

>>936653504
"You may play lands from anywhere, even your opponents hand"

>>936653320
Does she fly in the show?

>>936653542
That's disgusting even as a sorcery. It would have to cost at least four mana, BG, and it would be disgusting. There is discard that can't hit lands, and you just imagined land-only discard.

>>936653667
Are you suggesting I should... cascade, cascade, cascade, cascade?

>>936653373
I would imagine! Its always nice when the unknown turns out well.
After today, I've decided to not volunteer for the Christmas event shift as I always do. So I have that to look forward to at least!
Now that's what I call American!

>>936653595
I vaguely remember it happening? Its in my head like it was, thats for sure.

>>936653739
No, Cascade did not come to mind.

>>936653923
I suppose so!
Ooh, want Christmas for yourself, then?
>That's what I call American.
Thanks, I'll not take that as an insult.

>>936654057
Wouldn't it be awesome if there was a landfall card that sorta cascaded? Like.. lands cascade for cmc 3? Bet that wouldn't be broken.

>>936654057
After today? Its more because I'm a petty bitch to be honest. We were insanely busy and barely staffed. Head manager let one of the girls go home early, and at the same time left for an hour and a half in the middle of the day to do a grocery run.
If we apparently don't need people on a busy day, why shouldn't I skip out? I get paid the same whether I do or dont.

>>936654491
>We were insanely busy and barely staffed. Head manager let one of the girls go home early, and at the same time left for an hour and a half in the middle of the day to do a grocery run.
Ahhhhhhhhhh. FUN.
Enjoy Christmas off.

so the autist arguing with me is literally the nigger like always who can't accept this is a coomer thread because not everyone does that because they're gay even though some the fags do

copesissy...

>>936654616
Ho ho ho! Alread6 giving myself a gift and everything. I haven't looked forward to the season this much in years.

>>936655089
...Is the gift "not having to work"?

>>936654983
gtfo you tiny dick nigger.

copesissy....

>>936655181
but you got the black clitty. show your phone again i can compare to model

>>936655108
You're god damn right it is.
And it's the best gift there is.

going to ruin another one of "your" threads.... copesissy...

>>936655338
You got a black clitty. idgaf

>>936655335
'tis a good one, that's for sure. Surely well earned, too.

you'd think someone wouldn't want to kill their own threads... guess these really aren't your threads after all
copesissy....

>>936655452
Everyone is posting waifus but you. You don't belong take a hike lose weight fat bitch and look for a home

i see a /waifu/fag, an animus avatarfag, and someone who belongs on trash
copesissy...

>>936655919
You don't even know what animus is

copesissy, i...

>>936656071
markschizo

don't you think he'd be using his stupid name? you know, like he did the other week when he shittalked and called your bluff? lmao
copesissy...

>>936656354
>im a different poster frfr

it doesn't work when you confirmed private information that only i know

lmao what an absolute retard

>>936656672
>i'm going to continue pretending to be someone else

Happy independance bat mom.

>>936656715
precious boy

>>936652468
ksssshsssssskkkk

can't have a single thread without anon spamming to derail because they're niggers

>>936656841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qE52hylNT0

>>936656841
Maybe you should stop ha ing gay hookups and stop being a faggot. Nigger.

>>936656903
>nigger movie for niggers
Ofc fucking faggot.

copesissy...

>jeezus waz a strong indapidant black womane who didnt need no man now lemme axe u a kweshtun why iz it wyte peeple think they aint the devil blah blah blah
Youre all niggers

>>936657061
it could've had a white actor but denzel had a contract. saves money

Niggers are poop
Trannies are shit
Trannies are basically niggers
You should all go die in some euro pozz fest rave boofing each others cum and gay drugs

>>936657190
His movies suck
>hurricane winds
>sniper shoot out scene
BULLETS DONT FUCKING WORK THAT WAY GODDAMMIT SHIT CUNTS
Like bruh wtf who approved that shit

>>936657229
i didn't post the link but yea they could replaced him with stallone or someone for cheaper if he wasn't guaranteed a film and they weren't trying to appeal to minorities

Happy 4th, waifu bros! Lillie and me, forever and always!
Anyone doing anything fun tonight?
>You shall not be mean.
Don’t give me a reason to be lol

>>936657313
it's always lowkey nigger power shit like devil in blue dress. that shit gay asf he has a dude go down on him

>>936657332
Most hollywood movies these days suck
I saw a bunch of movies laying around at that halfway
Only two I remember and liked was the new Hellraiser and The Gorge with that cute goofy fish eyed girl with three names Anya something Tom something.

>>936657504
anya taylor joy fine asf

>>936657408
Alcohol
Be mean
Contribute to the shitpost circle jerk
Nigger

last movie i saw in theaters was the civil war one with the bitch from spiderman as director
it's actually good
evil dead rise and cocaine bear

>>936657584
>Alcohol
Same. Drinking with family
>Be mean
I don’t wanna. Drama is cringe. At least when I’m involved.
>Contribute to the shitpost circle jerk
Granted.
>Nigger
Fair

>>936657563
Yeah thats her name. Hell yeah she is. That movie was fun as fuck. No bullshit politics no agenda shit just a dude and his shitty AR and a hot slav girl with her fine ass AK slaughtering tree zombies in some Dark Souls hell pit.
Man I was so set for a zombie apocalypse. Now I gotta get all those guns and ammo again.
Fucking glownigger feds stole my fucking tv too. Goddamn pieces of shit.

>>936657504
Anime and asian media in general is just objectively better than most western media these days. I wish Hollywood would prioritize a good movie and story over ticking boxes

>>936657666
Shut up nigger.

>>936657669
Idk what that is. I don't bother going to theaters. Waste of money to me.

>>936657704
I don't even read the drama. I just say nigger and shitpost.

>>936657850
They have a brainwashing fag agenda. Please understand. White skin and penises and liberty are evil.
Karl Marx is essentially christ to them and they worship Venezuelan and muslim dicks knowing full well they want to kill them.
God I hope theres a zombie apocalypse from covid vaxxes soon.

>>936657863
Yea i stopped going i stream all my shit now i pay a subscription i should use it. i got amazon prime i also use websites if they censor it or its too new and im glad because theyre shit. those 3 are best new ones i seen.
I keep arguing with the nigger i got like ocd or some shit
>>936657850
only asian movies i seen are the bat shit crazy ones

Oh yeah. I saw Alien Romulus too. That was also very fun. I liked all the callbacks to Alien Resurrection too. I still don't get how people hate Covenant. It was funny as fuck when the dumb bitch slipped on blood and blew up the space shuttle. Literal fucking woman moment.

>>936658068
>paying
Pfft just torrent.

lmao

I laugh too much every time. Its too fucking funny. Especially when the hysterical bitch accidentally pulls the trigger fucking hell its too funny
https://youtu.be/H4hkxoljuH8?si=eEyeUr5-tvzMVfIp

Guys, please stop saying the n word.

>>936658357
im glad they treat aliens better than predator movies.

>>936658477
Niggerfaggot i have namesync

>>936658477
Shut up nigger

>>936658484
Yeah thats a damn shame how they fucked that all up. The austic kid qith the mask was funny but not funny as funny as white women forgetting to take their xanax and slipping on blood and blowing everything up because of their hysterical bullshit

>>936658068
Anime movies are usually good. Demon slayer is gonna absolutely crush the box office each and every time one of the 3 installments drops. There are other movies like Parasite I haven’t seen.
>>936658053
And they double down and do it again and again. I thought they were doing it because they think being ‘progressive’ would make them money, but they take a hit and do it anyway

you don't need namesync to see a regular name you dumb fucking faggot lmaoooo

Why the fuck did the feds have to steal my tv
Fucking niggers
I had such a decent tv too
I hope they die in some cartel shootout rounding up venoozlen immigrants
They fucking flashbanged my cat too like wtf is wrong with them

>>936658585
Yea that's the oscar winner movie. i met the director for that or maybe it was everwhere all at once which i haven't seen. it was some asian guy all i know when i was doing an indie film

>>936658633
namesync is to verify a poster dumbnigger so you can't pretend to be me. skinwalking retard

>>936658585
Its sad, bit I was always more partial to my xenomorphs so I cant complain too much. If one had to get fucked up I'm glad it was predator and not my cute little death bug lizard machibes

damage control

>>936660031
Shut up nigger

Good morning. How's everyone doing?

PIZZA

alright, that's too many characters I haven't seen before. Which one of you assholes is may? May you better not be samefagging conversations.

USA USA USA USA USA

>>936660525
Kys pedo nigger.

>>936660666
Love you too randall.

>>936660878
pedozu

https://youtu.be/w5x_9KEogM8
God bless America

>>936660878
Kys faggot ass nigger.

>>936660920
USA USA USA
>>936660995
Cry more for me you limp dicked dog.

>>936661107
I am not limped dick. I havea masive 13 inch long cock that can fuck for hourse and impregnate any female after one nut.

>>936661107
Having fun with tranny randy?

>>936661165
That's not what your PO said.
>>936661214
Seija

>>936661281
Anzu.

>>936661281
My PO hasn't given me a penis inspection yet though

>>936661107
DEATH TO MURICA DEATH TO MURICA DEATH TO MURICA

>>936661268
It'd be more fun if I could get him in some fishnet stockings and a skirt.
>>936661304
What's going on my man?
>>936661314
Don't they watch you piss for your drug test?
>>936661360
Mordred is a complete fucking SLUT!

>>936661393
That sounds very fucking gay.

>>936661393
Hopping visual novel to visual novel to fill the void finishing Tsukihime left.
You? Had your 4th of July fun?

>>936661433
I wouldn't know, I'm completely straight. Please tell me more.

>>936661393
I would never wear such a thing you faggot nigger.
Idk she hasn't drug tested me yet. They don't watch you like that anyway.

>>936661393
No, I'm amogus

>>936661492
Thinking it would be more "fun" and having a fucking hobo dressed in fishnets and skirt its very fucking gay, I dont need to explain why.

>>936661579
I am not a hobo. You are a nigger though.

>>936661491
Yah it was boring, as usual. What a gay excuse for a holiday. At least I got the day off.
>>936661535
Not with that attitude.
>>936661557
Always knew you were sus.
>>936661579
Well yah it sounds very gay when you put it like that.
>>936661616
Silence homo

>>936661730
No BBQ?

>>936661730
It sounds very gay no matter how you put it, fag.
I knew you missed trandy but Jesus Christ man.

>>936661730
Shut up nigger. Go fuck a horse.

>>936661814
I never knew so many people wanted to fuck me until I went to prison.

RACOON SEX

fuck beach outfits release

hoyobros we can't stop winning
got the fate girls and now a beach segment

>>936661795
No, I'm too lazy and it's too fucking hot.
>>936661814
You didn't come here just to call me gay did you?
>>936661817
"No"

>>936662341
As a matter of fact, I did, gay gay homosexual gay. Have fun with the hobo, he is a suitable replacement for me.
And now I return to the void.
See you on sunday, dont leave the teacher waiting.

alcohol left my body through my dick

>>936662341
Nigger.

>>936662386
I am not s hobo.

>>936662341
Oh well, cant complain about a day off at the very least I suppose.

>>936662386
Good night
>>936662468
Good night hobo
>>936662518
It was well utilized (napping)

I'm here to claim Earth chan, the little blueberry. I yearn physically to hold the whole thing in my arms gently, I want to reassure Earth chan and give them a space to be themselves, and to relax and unwind. I want Earth chan to have a little break whenever they need it, and I want to give them the calm and comfort of a home that they've given me with their smile and friendship.
And I want to kiss Earth.

>>936662563
I hope you choke on feces in your sleep wake up crying and step on a lego then stub your dick on a table and acquire tetanus from the kego then due of dysentary

Guess who was a no show to the party

i love volcel life yall don't understand how much women are a pain to have holding your pocket

stay in the fantasy of em they're better there than reality

>>936663777
gtfo nigger you're fucking weird and gay for me just suck my dick already why dont you

dudes 37 got 1,000 images and videos he made of another man and swear he's not gay still in his moms basement

>>936663894
I invited you over multiple times

>>936663970
No you didn't nigger fucking loser faggot

just kill yourself already

my jerkoff thread and fags social club

mindbroken nigger isn't wanted anymore doesn't have a purpose being in thread except to orbit me while i mostly jerkoff. GAY

i didn't know it was possible to seethe this hard over someone not here ICANT

>>936664343
How about you shut up im making fun of him. He's 37 living with his mom that's pathetic and funny like how are you living at home past 18?

>>936664050
I'm assuming you're talking about me.

Thanks, but I won't. Alternatively, you shouldn't kill yourself.

I am the original starwalker. Y'all can suck my big femmeman dick.

>>936664343
you should know by now
that even someone who isn't here and will never be here
can cause strong feelings
anone

>>936663777
Next put him on Hanson the butler

aren't you leeching off your sister or something lol that's even worse
parents kicked you out and now you have to live off her money like lmao bro

>>936664449
it's also he's a known thread harasser like i didn't call out foxxy when he thought randy was me because it makes sense to think it's me.
>>936664486
no my parents gave me their homes and i didn't want to live there i don't want to run a farm by myself

>>936664508
Dad that fkn u again on yet another new character? I see u are online in steam..

>>936664474
Fuck off you're weird
>>936664526
nah i post medusa time to time

you should already know belial posts belial or fucking whats her name with the goldeneye and never uses iphone image names

oh ok cool, good thing you've given people zero reason to believe a word you say even after all this time though so i'm going to believe mark
lol

>>936664550
What.. so u may again..

>>936664600
They don't need to it's not their business true or false and not yours

ok so you leech off your sister until proven otherwise, which is never, thanks for confirming
pathetic

>>936664614
yea im not in thread for conversation really just sharing so i dont keep same picture
>>936664655
why do you care im not doing anything for anyone here ever

>>936664686
What a shock, you not doing anything for society as per usual. Actual parasite

>>936664707
I don't owe you shit and that's ironic because you want society to parasite off me. if im making people work for me im the smartest in the thread

do you go to old people that are retired and call them lazy? do you tell them to die because they don't do anything anymore?
Nobody owes you anything and the suckers get used.

>>936664749
I think at the very least you should pay taxes and get a job and quit being a leech

but you did do something for people here
you got the person who called you to post here in the first place to stop posting, which is strictly a good thing
another big L for you bruh lmao

>>936664835
I do but importantly if i didn't why are you mad that if i don't? is it jealousy? someone doesn't have to struggle while you do?

>>936664858
Good riddance

>>936664873
What’s the struggle? Working gives purpose. Your only purpose in life is to bitch and cry about whores online

>>936664936
>>>/soc/

>>936664936
Do you know what hedonism is? if working gives you purpose i pity you because you seek stress and pain

>>936665015
Nah I just do what I love as a job. You are wasting your life here crying over people that will never care about you. You devote so much time and effort into nothing. When you die, you will look back with nothing but regret. I’m trying to help you.

>>936665048
Life is meaningless and everything you accomplish will mean nothing whether you built skyscrapers or had 1million descendants when you die you get no reward.

lmao

>>936665116
If that’s all you think life is, then it really shows your worth as a human. I’m glad your legacy will not continue

not here for conversation btw

i reverse mickey mantle last words sorta

live in the now to the most enjoyable as you see it and looking to the future will only bring pain.

he feared death and lived long as an alcoholic. if he didn't fear the future he couldve enjoyed his time

>>936665208
You think life is just today so fuck tomorrow. That’s complacency at its finest and it’s a loser mentality. Thinking tomorrow isn’t guaranteed so why bother is just pathetic. You should 100% be trying to improve not only your life but the lives of those around you to further benefit our species. To do otherwise would be no different than just killing yourself right here and now

>>936665173
yea i don't have worth to you. give me a reason to and bust your pussy open and ill change maybe or i might just take it and say fuck you

>>936665257
that's if i cared about others happiness which i don't because i got no offers to even it and i don't care if i don't get any

Fox.

Truly a remarkable specimen. Shane should be studied, so that future generations don’t waste resources like him.

Shane, why did you post your dick?
>>936653309

He posted his dick like a good little slut again
>>936653309

>>936665393
Jinx

>>936665356
No im a person givers should avoid because ill just take until they have nothing if there's nothing stopping me because at end of the day it's me or them and im not sacrificing part of myself for another person without compensation

>>936665393
>>936665390
it's for you to suck

Faaaaaaaaaaaggot

>>936665116
I live my life not thinking about any reward of afterlife or any of that bullshit. That's not my ideology, but I know one thing for sure. More than you, clearly.

>>936665455
your the one looking at dick

>>936665414
You should have died. I’m so glad your parents suffered in the end.

>>936665503
You're the one showing it babe :)

>>936665506
nah they had morphine didn't feel shit

>>936665348
Julia, is that you?

>>936665487
that's your opinion. if that's a fulfilling life good for you not me

>>936652261
I am not mutilating my body, that's retarded.
Why do you think lesbians use dildos?

Bitch, I'm the full package. Just watch me when I become a pretty woman ; O

Why don't ya call those people of Reddit to make one of those Samuel Jackson dressed as Snow White about to bite an apple or some bullshit (heheh)

I am the original starwalker bro...

>>936665525
Just like they didn’t feel shit for you. You are the mistake child. They regretted you. They’re in hell right now wishing they aborted you

>>936665610
they need to scratch the deep itch

Earth chan's smile can make any day right.

oh i see the namefags a schizo like most namefags

>>936665658
I feel like I know what you're talking about. But you're wrong on that one.
Dead ass.. : P

>>936665748
Shut up Shane you’re a schizophrenic namefag

>>936665757
breath in breath out because you're having an episode. I see you post occasionally around the board this isn't a friendly thread

>>936665760
no i mean he's really schizo. im rational just people play games

you don't see the word salad and coming to a thread he doesn't know anyone and believes he skywalker? that's an actual schizo

crying for 2 years because you were made fun of is the opposite of rational lmao
if you were rational you wouldn't be here

>>936665907
I have a purpose it's a waifu thread to me a place to post waifus and talk shit and i mean seriously he is

going by what you said in this very thread not even an hour ago, no, you don't have a purpose actually
lol

waifus to me aren't that deep. this isn't /c/ and certainly no poster is an exemplary rules follower even there but especially not here. Here avatar is pretty much just word replaced with waifu

>>936666030
my purpose is to jack off to pictures of waifus and post them. it's simple

>Here avatar is pretty much just word replaced with waifu
and you're doing the exact opposite of what you're pretending to care about in the first place, which is why you were afraid to ask someone in any place that actually cares in the first place
truly a pathetic retard

bo merch no knowledge of lore necessary no schizo relationship posting just posting pictures of my waifus

>>936666123
That's the answer. Nobody cares. I only care about people posting pictures of waifus that's it. Just stfu and ill be happy or don't and we keep arguing

his sister has to deal with this every day... ay yi yi...

>>936666217
I live alone unlike you. yi yi yi nigger

getting made fun of one time 2 years ago means the entire world to you though, that's why im farting on you lmao
everyone else though? yeah you're right, they just look at you being a braindead schizoid and just laugh

>>936666217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA9W_vYsnfk

>>936666251
i don't think you understand what a schizoid is. I am telling you to stfu. i don't understand how niggers with fictional girlfriends can call anyone schizoid because that's literally schizoid behavior I don't have a fictional relationship i just like cartoon girls

good thing nearly nobody here is an actual waifufag, you're opposing me with an argument that essentially does not exist you fucking retard
again, if you weren't mentally ill, you wouldn't be here and you wouldn't be getting shitted on

>>936666373
I don't think you understand what a waifufag is and the difference between an avatarfag.
A waifufag like a furfag is a pervert for drawings both of these fetishes are normalfag
an avatarfag has an avatar and doesn't belong because they're gay.

I don't think some people would agree to you saying they're not waifufags

>>936666484
It's not moved I keep telling you it's a coomer thread and you act like people here aren't secretly perverts

if someone says "oi i don't jack off to hentai" chances are it's an avatarfag.

you think the dudes in loli or whatever threads aren't attracted to what's there? Hard to believe

i talk about you being a mentally ill braindead faggot, and you end up turning that into some retarded garbage about loli threads without any actual outside input
god you are an absolute moron, you cannot possibly die soon enough

Lmao. He managed to make you upset.

>>936666656
hey i know relms an avatarfag but most these fags consider their waifus appealing.

go to a fur thread tell them what makes someone a furry
it's same shit only difference is i like human waifus they like furry waifus

I'm just angry at his level of retardarion, in 9 years no one has genuinely been this stupid

>>936666848
You don't understand really it's this simple to be a waifufag.

No one you met to that point. Congrats, you have now met him. But I do know a person like that irl unfortunately and I have to work with him lmao.

>>936666887
no he's trying to make it seem like threads are conversation oriented and friendly and it's not it's about pictures

I LOVE WAIFU (avatar/duscord/animus/gay hookup) THREADS!

>>936667039
>>936667039
>>936667039

as long as these are called waifu threads it's a coomer thread and you avatarniggers are just raiding

I don't know nigga there's been a lot of stupid people here, you should've been mi liu when he actually posted every day, back in 2017 or so
Granted, Ian was being stupid on purpose, but maysissy has his faux stupidity and N beat by a longshot lmao

He's looked through archives for extremely cherrypicked posts out of context, so he's trying to larp as if he's actually been here as if he actually knows history to someone who actually does now history
What a fucking idiot

>>936667051
you are extremely, extremely, extremely mentally ill