>Filename.

I'll delete that in a lil while. Here's the real first image.

>>936756313
>>936756325
I just wanted to see if beady was still spamming. Seven hours. That's about average for him I suppose.

Anyway, enjoy. See y'all around. Time for sleepy sleep.

>>936756350
sleep well jacob

>>936756351

stunning

>>936756350
gnite

>>936756410
>>936756428
:thumbs up:

>I delete that pic now. There's a time and place and this aint it chief.

>>936756461
good improvement i approve

>>936756496

all he does anymore is talk about Jaws and be an asshole to trans people

>>936756500
I'm off to bed. Can't say for sure when I'll cycle back around. Odds are it won't be for a good number of weeks.

Apologies in advance for the somewhat insane ramblings of the person who thinks I'm here eighteen hours every day and has a unhealthy obsession with my penis. Quite why he's fixated on me of all people I don't pretend to understand.

>I really should post Jacob with every post so people can tell for sure it's me. Lord knows I have enough pics...

G'Nite anons.

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman... I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

which one of you fellas wants to split a muffin with the ol choli

brocky gets first dibs if he wants it

>>936756550
take care

>>936756591
>>936756617
i would but i just ate bro

>>936756591
What type of muffin?

>>936756729
blueberry

Oasis sucks
there i said it

>>936756828
you're my wonderwall

>>936756749
Yeah, I'll have some of that

>>936756435
Immaculate ass.

>>936756893
:DD

>>936756912
Only a small bite though, you need the calories

evil spotify just sneakily putting that shitty AI album (the velvet sundown) in my recs
why, what for? to see if i'd notice?
they should know i'd never listen to it
and fuck them for even putting fake AI music on there at all.
AI shouldn't be allowed on spotify youtube or any other streaming "service"

trannys on twitter post some of the funniest and weirdest shit lol
https://x.com/Sarah_Alice_X/status/1941835759067214191

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns4fR7tw2DA

new superman's name is Corenswet kek
although at least it doesn't rhyme with Savile i guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yVdBlGSgRw

>>936757205

Lil aris!

>>936757242
Lil aris went to today to a mall!

the men were looking at lil aris!

>>936757227
Titties at the top and DICK at the bottom

you guessed it

>>936757277
after several conversations the men,
there were 56 of them, all pond suching
around lil aris like a school of fish!
asked if lil aris was at ease in enabling
the whole functionality of her pants
to be used in giving them a short peek!

>>936757361
how about a holy hole cold! one saids!

who's the worst director
spike lee or danny boyle

>>936757399
spike lee didn't end one of his films with the protagonist being rescued by a group of jimmy savile worshipers cosplaying as power rangers.

But he did make 25th hour. guess they're both hacks.

being a movie critic must be one of the hardest jobs
because most movies suck shit
imagine having to sit thru pretentious crap like Phoenician Scheme by that hack wes anderson
i can't imagine anyone other than a paid critic would ever willingly watch that

Quietly cancels pre-order.

>>936757384
while I digress it is within recent times
strategists used untasking techniques
to remove lower clothing below the waist
,a rather unequal ballasting of a story,
a lark unbuttoning to a heavy companion,
where the whole clue from this exercise is
to exclude from its purpose the pants and
remove the receipt of the pant function!

maybe the bible was right and god actually is a misogynist because why the fuck is his evil dumb ass drowning all those poor little girls and not drowning any boys? what the FUCK is up with that

>>936757709
81 dead including ten lil girls and one of the camp counsellors. Tragic. Maybe god is a puritan? Or a shotafag. Who knows.

You think about too many things btw.

>>936757243

Screenshot.
485x809
So filtered it looks like a fucking oil painting.

This is why /hr is better.

>>936757858
forgot pic?

>>936757858
kek

>>936757858
hr is better for other reasons too

>>936756483
>>936757243
Fuuuck

>>936757691
the attainment of this exercise is to gain
access to the area known as the sweet soft!

the sweet soft can only be boarded by
kettlemen and helmsmen who before were
drilled with the order of an arrangement instructed so meticulously that mules might
in comparison seem like doctors or surgeons
and a lynch like a lurch through flowers!

i cant watch anything
it's so hot i have to put my fan all the way up
and i can't hear anything over my fan
even with headphones on
i can listen to some music. but movies with talking, i cant hear what the fuck they're saying

it's Disability Pride Month

watch any good/interesting pornos lately
whats up with this Gattouz0 guy
been watching some of his vids and don't quite know what to make of him
seems like an odd cat, so to speak

>>936757969
lil aris steeped the gambit but by the
pressure of the other 55 men some
of them were old men well beyonds
over 60 years lil aris tanked herself
over the mall Foofenhoost's red cr-
abbled seats, pulled her pants open
and allowed the men to taste what
her bum by spring and summer produced!

>>936757847

97 years ago today in Missouri sliced bread was sold for the first time. Sliced bread was banned on January 18 1943 as part of the war effort. The ban was lifted on March 8

>>936758139
bless her for wearing that dress

the great Bill Haley would be 100 years old today
can you believe it

>>936758148
while we fast they saids we cannot take
the produce from lil aris bum hole! except
lil aris discourses what fair youth our
huntress counted for tongues that now
stand ready to melt insides her bum!

what 56 of us were there! in pool!
to season into lil aris mind her wants!

It's still July 6th where he is. Interesting.

i think i'm running out of things to think about
wait that still counts as a thought doesn't it

Chocolate can improve your memory and spark interesting ideas. Celebrate world chocolate day by eating some.

could die in that mouth

>This media is unavailable at the moment.

boy the way glenn miller played

songs that made the hit parade

they look so firm and soft

>>936758321

all these websites wanting to make sure i'm a human
no i'm a fucking elephant sitting at my keyboard and using a mouse with my giant elephant paw

>>936758151

>>936757399
Are you serious? Danny Boyle destroys that overrated motherfucker.

All hail rachel

>>936759006
Yes more Zeg.

i missed National Fried Chicken Day
FML

took my headphones off and my head and hair is all sweaty now
gotta stick my face right in front of the fan to dry off

>>936759053
Post more

maya higa

>>936759266
mya niga

>>936759266
>twitch bitch

>>936759158
Only if the Zeg will give the peg

>>936758369
>These threads are the quicksand.

>>936759343
based
>>936759364
she's the sexiest woman ever idec

where is babs i want to show him that video of that guy climbing a crane in berlin

Nobody cares, but I feel like sharing.
I want Millie to watch me jack off in front of her, obviously with her consent.

I don't have some exhibitionist kink, nor do I want to jacknoff in front of anyone else.

I just want Millie to enjoy watching me jack off to her.

>>936758302
>>936758581
>>936759006
>>936759503
Awoooooga

Fr my diq twitched.

>>936759535

Sasha Grey - pics (and some vids)

(9.95 GB) 3655 Files

https://bunkr.sk/a/w8nMAuEJ

The Princess belle Delphine wents ups to a
high tower in the city and threw rocks at the
people below!

>>936759665
apparently, very hairy. a good word for that is ' Hirsute '
enjoy your day

FNT

>>936759712
the Princess then declared herself the
high victor of the elbow race, the sailing
sail boat race princess whose authority
now above the people she exercised!

>>936759800
several people were screaming and crying
bloody showing the police the wounds
they gots! from rocks! the princess hid!

>>936759835
the Princess belle Delphine wents shopping!
but because the princess could not pay
the price! she overturned 2 large aisles!
ran outs! before reunited with the mess
the store manager came and looked!
or identify the prospectuses of affair!

>>936759915

>>936759928

>>936759974

>>936760002

>>936759895
the Princess belle Delphine was so embarrassed she wents to another store
and tried to set it on fire! while shoppers
were busy shopping!

>>936760140

>>936760142
the stores keeper almosts had a heart
attacks! extinguishers were ablaze!
finally the Princess Belle Delphine rans
home and called it a day!

>>936760169

>>936759614
Spillie time

>>936760293
Great ass

>>936760279

>>936760186
CREAM OF THE CROP

gngn everyone
>>936760445

>>936759503
Natalia is hotter

oh good choli is finally fucking off

>>936760608
im still here though

>>936760646
Based!

>>936760691
not the reaction i was expecting tbh kek

Margaret qualley

>>936760719
have one i stole from allison

>>936760700
I mean I could tell you to kill yourself again but what's the point you're not gonna

>>936760732
i much prefer your first one :/ what did i even do to you?

>>936760775
you should know better that the first one wasn't me

>>936760795
oh, yea. that makes sense lmao

>>936760719
Looks a little like Olivia Rodrigo there

>>936760086
"What in the name of... he's wearing the wig... HE’S WEARING THE WIG AGAIN, KING!"

>J-Tard wheels into the ring, leaving a slime trail behind him like a slug made of failure.

J-Tard (screeching, into mic):
"NEEOWWWMMM! I’M A FORMULA ONE ENGINE OF WAR, MACHO MAN! NOBODY CAN CATCH ME! YOU’RE ALL TOO POOR TO EVEN SEE ME!"

>Fans begin heading for the exits. A child cries audibly.

"I SIT IN A WHEELCHAIR WORTH MORE THAN YOUR LIVES. I AM POST-HUMAN. I AM BASED. MY DOWNFORCE IS IMMACULATE!"

>He spins. And spins. And spins. The chair wobbles, squeaks, then gives a sad little crack. Something leaks onto the mat.

"My God... he’s turning the squared circle into a biohazard!"

>Macho Man storms down, disgust on his face, trench coat flaring like divine wrath.

"LISTEN HERE, YOU LEAKY LITTLE LAWN CHAIR LIZARD! You think F1 makes you a man? REAL MEN DON'T TUG THEIR PECKERS TO LITTLE BOYS And REAL MEN DO NOT... oooooooze!"

>J-Tard whimpers. Tries to spin away. Macho Man grabs the chair, flips it like a pancake, and drops an elbow right through J-Tard and his dreams.

"OH LORD HE SNAPPED HIM IN HALF, KING! JUSTICE DELIVERED!"

>The crowd erupts. Janitors enter in hazmat suits.

>>936760867
Would get her pregnant right there over the railing

>>936760894
Fucking yum

>>936760888
Alycia’s the biggest tease. Pretty much a never nude on screen

>>936760894
Yum
>>936760934
Yummer

>>936760957

Maia mitchell and alycia debnam carey

>>936760894
and so it begins

>>936760990
Möther Emilia

>>936760974
Why is that bland bitch Emma Watson next to that goddess?

>>936761087

>>936761111
Unfathomably based.

Alison Boobs.

>>936761170
based

>>936761111
I think these splitscreens are part of his OCD

>>936761111
Dangerously based.

>>936761190
Dangerously pathological.

>>936760926
Such a good cocktease

>>936760989
Such a hottie

>>936761111
Based af

>>936761111
So based I fell out of my Herbert Miller chair and had to push my panic button

>>936761111
holy based...

We should start recording vocaroos

>>936761337
yeah I'd love to hear jacob moaning asmr

>>936761337
J-Tard crying and stretching his phimosis with the Disney Channel on in the background

>>936761397
Like a REAL man

>>936761397
>>936761349
There's no fuckin way j-tards voice isn't retarded af

>>936761999
Eww, stop posting this zegler goblin

>>936762095
holy based

>>936762114
Literally, he just ruined the entire thread, now the whole thread is contaminated by this goblin, won't post until the new one now

>>936762095
No I don't think I will

>>936762236
keep doing you anon

J-Tard saying goodnight to himself

goodnight troy

Idk what’s going on in here but JLo just posted this pic of her fat 55 year old ass so I’m gonna bust a nut to it now.

>>936762455
Fri-Sun he spent 50 hours cope-posting

>>936762354
Samefag lol

>>936762535
Wow! Mommy!

>>936762535
it'd be super if you could end sentences a little earlier. like in this one you could stop after the word ass

>>936762599
Cope with the fact that my cock is pouring precum for her fat old ass

>>936762693
troink or jacobtard?? hard to tell

>>936762717
Neither. I’m the oldfag that used to post webms of her all the time years ago.

>>936762693
I don't think that's precum, anon. Call a doctor.

I can't go visit my family at Christmas without a date again they're starting to get suspicious about my proclivities

I know they'd accept me if I were simply gay, but they'd disown me if they knew what I really was

I never feel so alone as I do when I'm under their roof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0PPKs7xT9A

>>936763148
>what I really was
What are you?

The fungus is awake

>>936763625
He need more sleep then given he made the first posts in the thread. Seven hours sleep is ideal not six.

>>936756313
>>936756325
>>936756350

>>936763625
He expends such little physical energy that a single micro-nap once a day is all he needs.

>>936763839
He made beady go on a multi-hour multi-thread spam fest because

>checks notes.
He posted Olga for Brocky. And told him to go fuck himself when he tried talking to him.

And now you're here wittering on about him. And because this post is long-winded, contains three paragraphs, the oxford comma, and uses the word 'wittering' you're going to continue for the rest of the day.

Do me a favor. When you get bored of nobody else acknowledging your posts? Shit over some threads in /hr/ pls. Mods are letting waaaaaay too much pedo shit slide.

Love ya. Try not to get too worked up.

(_936756303)

Dangerously triggered.

>>936757693
Fapped to her so many fucking times

>>936762095
Based Mommy Olsen poster

>>936762821
Based. JLo is hot af and deserves to be enjoyed

Dangerous bisexual pedophile.

>>936763976
thanks jacob, hope your having a lovely day

>>936763976
fuckkk the substance is such a good movie for gooners^^ (at least for the first half haha)

>>936763976
Good Afternoon, got home early

>>936764636
no one asked you, cunt

>>936763976
Girl has no ass.

>>936756303 (OP)
Walled.

SLUT!

Spillie

>>936765054

>>936765084

>>936765111

>>936765054
You only ever post this when you're upset. What happened?

the worst people spam the smallest pics.

>>936765054
5000 AI Celeb threads and this is the best shit you can save?

>>936765137

>>936765137
So nut worthy

>>936764903
and the tits are fake

>>936765020

Grok is this real?

>>936765236

>>936765245
Fuuuck

>>936765321

This is the last good post until Allison arrives. Next thread will be more of the same as this thread but with tiny pics of millie, an ugly ginger bitch, and someone who can't sing for shit

Showing up at Christmas in a blonde wig and high heels with a laundry bag full of soiled sex toys and a Japanese shota sex doll and letting my parents try and figure it out for themselves

Gosh I've got a case of the suicidal Mondays

>>936765335
yes

>>936765359
yes

>>936765335
>>936765343
>>936765359
Damn, thread getting so good at the end

>>936763976
You're so cool, Brewster.

>>936765366
spiderman is literally the gayest most retarded superhero fuck you faggot nigger cocksucker

OP once again being a faggot and not linking to his new thread. I'm not fucking doing it.

nu
>>936765838

>>936756303 (OP)
>>936756325
>>936756350
>>936756351
>>936756417
Pedophiles

>>936765020
Kys pedo