Thread 936796022

>Be me 30 minutes ago
>Been up all night so sleeping on couch
>Suddenly loud banging noises on apartment door. Cat is scared shitless
>start to walk to door. Door then opens??
>Pic rel is standing at my door - Mid 30’s junkie looking woman holding bolt cutters
>my door handle is all fucked up
>I am staring directly into her soul expecting her to pull a kitchen knife and come swinging at me at this point
>I am waiting for her to lunge so I can kill her
>she sees my face and that I’m not scared and she backs down
>”s-sorry. I’m looking for my son! Is he in there??” She says
>I slam the door and ring police
>9 cops show up and pin her to the ground with paramedics and take her to hospital and charge her with break and enter

What a way to wake up for the day…
think I need some stronger locks

>>936796022 (OP)
I think you need to show us how long your dong is

was she hot

>>936796022 (OP)
She was still there when the cops showed up?

>>936796022 (OP)
OP blows a perfectly good opportunity to get laid.

Typical.

>>936796275
absolutely not
>>936796224
you wish :p
>>936796321
yeah. Lol. Idk what the fuck she was doing tbqh with you
>>936796435
she probably had aids and a heroin addiction

>>936796275
she kinda looked like this

>>936796940
Would

>>936797212
hahahahah stoopp

>>936796022 (OP)
what city?

>>936797994
Australia

>>936796022 (OP)
The new trend here is people just going around and and trying to see if peoples house doors or cars doors at open. I had someone trying to see if my apartment or car door were open

>>936800566
Well this person just went around smashing everyone’s door in
Locked or not didnt matter

>>936796022 (OP)
>opens a deadbolt with boltcutters
Sure

>>936796897
>she probably had aids and a heroin addiction
who cares, it's practically impossible for a man to get HIV from vaginal sex unless she's on the rag and you take a cheese grater to your dick beforehand
face it, you weren't afraid of AIDS, you're just a homo, an insatiable, gaped-ass bottom

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>>936800885
city of australia, man.

>>936800704
tweakers dude