Thread 936824842

Drawthread: Drowsy edition

Requesting Hatsune Miku being mauled by two pitbulls. Draw one grabing her from the head meanwhile the other one went for Miku's crotch: dog was able to take both clitoris and vaginal lips with one single bite and he is now is pulling his head out from Miku's crotch so said parts are being violently pulled off, just instants before said parts tear up.

That or just Miku holding a shotgun and both dogs with their skulls destroyed and their brains splatered around the whole floor.

REQUESTING THIS FUCKING BITCH WITH A BLACK EYE, A NOSE BLEEDING AND WITH HIS FUCKING WHORE MOUTH WITH BLOOD, AND KISSING A HOLY CROSS.

requesting a futa alice posing as this pic of star butterfly. draw her with a normal circumcised penis, squeezing her penis trying to cover her glans but she can't due her high and tigh circumcision

requesting batoria enjoying herself as in the reference

New stonetoss

another fucking nothingburger as with anything ever in this realm

here we fucking go again

>>936825243
You are BROWN

>>936825271
you guys are terrible

>>936825313
That's what Alyse told you?

>>936825384
speed it up

Requesting lewds of this little boy pls
>>936825243
Bro you are LITERALLY brown. The color of POO POO lmao.
==BROWN ALERT!!!!! BROWN ALERT!!!!==
>>936825313
Eggwater just take the redpill bro. Mud colored people will never be as good as snow colored people.

>>936825465
you guys aren't worthy opponents

Requesting this but with Batoria

>>936825243
Poopboy

>>936825455
>That looks nothing like that dish thou...
Yeah mb. The shape/lines hinted that to me.

>>936825496
Retarded

Requesting Fig on the casting couch

>>936825271
go post in the underaged thread on that other board with your name back on klim

Anyone interested?
>>936825487
You're supposed to be our ally. We love you, but you keep dodging the redpill, blinding yourself to the truth. We are trying to save you.

Yo!!
Anyone doing art fight this year?

>>936825492
well who else can say they’ve literally eaten shit and died

>>936825550
Klim isn't even here, poopcat

Requesting Alice lying down on a gynecology table examination from 19th century. Draw her posing as in the reference. Draw her wearing ALL her clothing(even shoes) but her panties(she didn't remove her whole clothing due 19th century costumes) Draw her wearing white stockings with suspenders.

Optional:
I KNOW she uses bloomers, not panties, so if it would be great if you can make a version with bloomers too(just draw the bloomers with a missing part, see red dot line on (A) reference. No idea if this is historically correct and bloomers had this missing part in order girls can piss and take a shit without remove their whole dress. I saw it on a 70's porn)
Please draw her on model.

Requesting Milk taking a sexy selfie like the right

>>936825565
speed up

Requesting this Pilgrim Gruftine giving two handjobs to 2 big caucasian circumcised dicks, just like if she were doing some of homemade butter using a wood butter churn

Requesting this loli witch as futanari (this means with penis and balls) being happy for have a good circumcision wihout complications and showing her foreskin like a little prize.

>>936825693
go faster

Requesting Winnie leaning against a wall like this (or a side view if that's easier), but instead of a gun she is holding a hand covered in blood up to her face like she's inspecting it. She also has random splatters of blood all over her.

Requesting Eruza buttjob

Requesting jimothy in your style
>>936825728
Slow and steady wins the race war.

>>936825243
How was the anime expo champ?

Requesting Cece in his pajamas banging a tittymonster by a christmas tree
Preferably with a bow in her hair like she was the present

This is art

Requesting the fat guy fucking the goth shota

>>936825833
Based, seconding

F

>>936825778
if you asked…
I deluded myself into thinking that I was going to meet up with some chick at the afters but nah I got ghosted per usual.
what makes you think I can even afford to go to anime expo lol
I literally kholed myself into a breakdown so it’s redundant for me to even reiterate myself like this.

requesting Lee, Cece and other shotas at boy-milking school getting their butts fingered and prostates squished by a big boobie nurse for penis inspection day

What's with all the poopcat threads

>>936825921
Seconding

Requesting Cece smugly ordering the viewer to kiss his ass

>>936825888
You should try getting a job before trying to get bitches, that's how it works

Requesting Fake-Rabi and Mana Tank 69'ing each other.

Requesting gyaru Cece whoring his ass for white men

Requesting Cece fucking the femcel like the reference

Requesting the goth shota fucked by the futa alien

Requesting bunny Morgan performing a magic trick on her human farmer husband making his dick 'disappear'. https://files.catbox.moe/7tath2.png

Are there multiple retards having concurrent episodes or what

F

is this the fucking spampocalypse what is happening

requesting cece cucking this blonde bitch

draw Cece holding grandma weapons lady's hand

>>936825996
? Ur right

requesting adult cece loods
preferably with girls

requesting Hana and Cece snuggling while she plays with his dick

>>936826203
Of course the pyramid said so

actually you don’t even need a job. You need something that THEY want and don’t have. I’ve been trying to figure out my entire life, how can I compel a cute legal girl to make them pull my pants down and put my dick in their mouth. Or just even idk try and be friends? I know I’m in the wrong here anyways and it’s redundant to say I’m tired

>>936826217
Requesting him raping Tang

requesting Hana in one of those dumb sweaters with a hole in it so your boob can be rudolph's head and nose

>>936826298
saved and obliged

>>936826349
What's up Rikunigger

>>936826364
Seconding but consensual sex with hand holding and eye contact

requesting Hana eating Cece's ass like the top-center ref
>>936826405
Now the party is REALLY getting started.

The cat is

>>936826476
Cute

Would one of you please redraw this character

>>936826364
>>936826217
requesting them cuddling maybe on a couch, under a cover or something; a warm, light ambience would really make it comfy

requesting more drawings of cece getting overpowered by humongous boobs

>>936825465
Requesting forced crossdressing, wearing a filled condom, and presenting his tight asshole while bow legged like a quivering bitch.

Requesting a teo part comic of cece, eating a sandwhich in the lunch room, when an intercom makes an announcement "cece, report to the penis explosion chamber immediately!".
The more DeviantArt fetish, mspaint bucketfill tier it is the better.
Whatever happens in the next panel is up to you.

shitposting everywhere

>>936826349
These kinds of posts are so funny to me because like 75% of the reason anybody comes to /b/ is so everybody can scream nigger at each other.
How delusional do you have to be to think this place could be a feel good hugbox? It's primary function is to harden your heart and thicken your skin. Get over it and tell the person bothering you to kill themself like a normal person.

requesting a follow up to this with Cece sucking on Hana's tit

>>936826100
>NOW MEET THE GANG OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN AND WEIRDOS I CALL MY FRIENDS
>CHUCK! CYBR! THE INBRED FAG WHO'S NAME MUST NEVER BE SAID FOR LEGAL REASONS, AH WHAT THE HECK, IT'S MASK! THEN OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO RAT, NAZIFAG, SGT. BRAPHOG, EPI, CAP, AND THE OTHER SCETIC SQUAD KIDS. THIS IS OUR THREAD NOW, NIGGERS!

>>936826384
Don't draw that its not his OC hes harassing a drawfag into never posting and drawing her characters again she told him to fuck off and stop but hes insisting. The character is stolen.

Draw me clothed female beside a naked erect male!

this shit is cooked im gonna go play more retarded korean warframe with bikinis

>>936826649
I come here to draw and chat.
I’m not here to stroke my ego or put down others.
Idk what else to tell you

>>936824842 (OP)
Nigga I hate nu-drama so much there is absolutely nobody to root for
>annoying narcissistic whore propped up by the squad, who now regret it because it gave her an ego larger than the sun and they only tolerated her to begin with because she was friends with (and dated) scetic
>weirdo stalker simp schizo with a restraining order who looks like a demon that crawled straight out of hell and spams his shitscribbles here. Somehow the most tolerable of the bunch.
>most pathetic nu-clique nigger to ever live that got fired from his job for drawing furry porn and comes here to whine and attentionwhore about his brother dying from AIDS. Even the other 2 don’t want him around.
VS
>ESL faggot freak deviant that got anally raped by a donkey as a child and now dedicates his life to bragging about his brown microdick, posting about his circumcision fetish, and harassing foids
Remember back when we could root for CHADS like Dante and Scetic? Now all we have are these freaks.
Like holy shit can we just send ALL of them to the gas chamber at once?

Requesting more Vernalisa

Ban drawthreads

>>936826827
Cece...

I’m too old for video games or anything else but venting in a productive manner in healthy outlets.
What anyone else does is obviously not my fucking business.

>>936826856
>feminist that wants to rape men with a strap on
>weirdo that tried to rape his coworker
>cubrape guy
>the raped that wants to rape women
Coincidence?

Requesting Alisa beating up Cece for being a creep
>>936826885
That's not him, Cece is watching black women shit in each other's mouths right now.

>>936826883
I did not shave my shrub that hard.

>>936826885
Yeah hi have fun with whatever this all is

Requesting Verna wearing only an apron and bending over to use the oven like the reference.

>>936826947
good afternoon dubsie

>>936826856
this post was so real tho
like how can people even give a shit about current drama? it's just a bunch of pathetic people I hate ganging up on a pathetic person I hate slightly more and schizoposting about them. it's like the botfag vs hmofa vs azazel vs cece request war shit but with the threadcucks instead.

guys please stop shitposting

And just like that, threads are picking up like last years run. Same pasta same reposted images. Grrreeeaaaattt

>>936826993
Your assertions of good are based on false pretenses.
There will be consequences.
But will anyone notice?

>>936824842 (OP)
Official drawthread smash or pass

>>936827026
New pasta

>>936827046
oh anon can't you tell these posters don't know anything about pacing themselves? they'll be gone in less than a week

>>936827090
>Sabra
I should make some hummus

>>936826856
threads have been on a downward spiral since late 2017 at the end of 2018 most of the older drawfags ditched /b/ for greener pastures because of spamming requestfags and what moved in to fill the vacuum was hyper entitled requestfag garbage from other boards trying to make t/b/ drawthreads a dumping ground for spammed requests and newfag drawfags who didn't know any better and thought that was normal and /b/threads were always just a continuous shitshow.then you had shit stirring lolcow garbage like Dante and Poopcat wander in here from /bant/ and it made it that much worse.

>>936827162
Just for that, I'm spending the entire summer and winter here 24/7. Nice going.
Guys, remember for the rest of the year: This is all Eggwater's fault. Screencap this post.

>>936827162
This spam cycle has been going on for years now though.
Sure, it's easy to ignore. But still.

>>936827215
Everyone here nowadays is either retarded like Juice or Bunyan or they're malicious like Scetic or Dogboner. Currently my theory is that the threads are so bad they mentally bring down anybody that uses them. Drawfags now get so much shit thrown at them that you'd think they'd get more respect than drawfags of old, but nearly all of them have really unlikable personalities that make it hard to respect them, and I think the threads themselves are what's driving them insane. Take a look at Sicklr, a couple years ago he was liked and respected by many but currently he's just seen as an obnoxious schizo that writes walls of text more than he draws and half the thread has his name filtered. The thread retardation is like a vacuum that sucks everyone in and leaves no survivors, and the only cure is to fuck off and find somewhere else to draw.

Requesting these characters; the girl on the right “S” giving her futa twin “E” a footjob, with a bead of cum at the tip of the dick.

>>936827244
If you take even one minute off from this task I'm going to find where you live, and shit in places that will leave you baffled for decades.

>>936827162
why the fuck would you say this you piece of shit now they're never leaving the hell is wrong with you

Requesting Barney fucking Alisa

>>936826254
mmm ratatouille

>>936827317
Based total drawnigger death

Bowser's orders

requesting fat verna pussy

>>936827244
you are a weak-spirited person. I'm not worried
>>936827249
I'll take care of it
>>936827317
the current spammer has no willpower and his backers are lazy

>>936827405
There's like 6 people here right now. One of them is a schizophrenic retard talking to himself, one is flooding the thread with copy-pasted posts, then there's you and me and a handful of lurkers waiting for you to say the R word

>>936827405
Sir. This is communist 4chan. Be careful that it doesn't take care you (You)!

Requesting Crystal and slim Verna acting like gym thots

>>936827440
Same as it ever was same as it ever will be

requesting more alisa scat
>>936827405
You're not very smart, are you?
>the current spammer
This is my first time here since like January or February.

>>936827291
>go back in the archive to see how great threads were back then
>it's all talking heads shitsctibbles and very rarely some actual art
>requests are also much more common with the top of the thread being nothing but requests
>vorefag sperging

requesting the pic on the left recreated with alisa

Requesting Michael and Verna as a married couple

>>936827291
Remember when Maki left to focus on her kids?
Compare that to Hog, who is currently in threads comparing the Scetic Squad to the KKK and saying he’ll never leave because someone has to be here to deal with them

>>936827440
Retard rapist?

Requesting her scuba diving/snorkeling and being felt up by a sea creature (either one large one or several small ones).
Loli, teenager, and adult form accepted.

>>936827440
you are all uncoordinated you have no foresight. I'm not worried
>>936827443
I am not unfallible but I instigated them today for a reason
>>936827525
you're angry

Beardo vs Chuck is a weird one. Who will win the spam war?

>/d/ drawthread is over a month old
>every other drawthread without a social component is dead
holy moly did everyone just move on to AI?

>>936827639
>tfw you did this
And to think. You could have trimmed a hedge...

>>936827652
I don't even think that's even beardo. You niggas pull literal whos out of dead nigger storage.

Can you believe it? Rhone. He's been the spammer all along!

Requesting this image but with the Scetic Squad members:
Botfag (make him a robot)
Spamfag (make him the flying spaghetti monster)
Jacob
Klim (elderly man)
Joe
Pettan
Anon-kun (chudjak)
Duke
Josh
Dogboner
Ren
Scetic

Chuck is based

>>936827761
Too many things line up.

Requesting Chuck (top right) on Epstein's Island using Polly Prolapse (bottom right) as a human foot stool

>>936827652
Burly Beardo's my name impersonating women is my game

>>936827752
it's ok anon I wouldn't give it a shot if I hadn't shown I had the faculties for it

Requesting Chuck (top right) covering Polly Prolapse (bottom right)'s mouth with his hand

Requesting the "Piper Perri surrounded" meme but with Daria surrounded by Beavis and Butthead instead

>>936827821
Such as?

>>936827821
Not really, just seems like random ass nigga to bring up. You retards let to many drawfags live in your heads.

Requesting a white man using a bicycle pump to inflate a black futa transwoman's left testicle. Make the testicle look all veiny and have it spewing pus. Also make the white man naked and taking a huge shit with his hyperbutt, and give him sword nipples.

>see artists born in the early 2000s who are already so far ahead in the art game
>almost half my fucking age
>I can't complete

Fuck it.

>>936827801
for a tranny chasing cuck

>>936827639
this is deadass the most coordinated I've ever seen the spammers, we have like 6 of them going at once, one spamming the catalog, 2 spamming pasta, one spamming bait images, one spamming scat porn, and one spamming requests. then we have all the anon retards spamming and arguing too that may or may not be doing it intentionally. usually we just have one squad nigger doing it at a time and he gets bored within an hour.
I think you're just retarded

Draw rosa

>>936828006
I look at Geiger and realize my pencils will never equal his, look at Wrightson and know I will never equal those inks. I see fucking hyper gross anatomy porn people post here and I just sigh because the shading and color work is amazing. I just CAN'T let that get me down and I just keep drawing crappy doodles like pic related, and keep my head down.

>>936828054
This is a strange type of candy van. It's nothing but captain crunch in the back. Zero milk.

thread dead stu?

>>936828074
As a futa raping Gatomon

Requesting my newest D&D character. theyre an orc wearing a singlet like the big show from wwe or danny devito in the attached picture. same pudgy build, grey skin and orc tusks with a unibrow, spiky black hair and a giant nose/round face (basically bert from seasame street with orc tusks for the face)

>>936828006
Hard when you pre emptively rule out other opinions making a difference huh

requesting blue haired anime girls committing suicide

>>936828118
Give her braces

Requesting this bitch raped by a dog

I wonder how Dante is.

>>936828086
Hey why you gotta disrespect

>>936828056
it's been less than six hours anon you all overestimate yourselves and have no concept of functioning as a unit.

Requesting Retsuko and Rocket Raccoon on a date in a fancy restaurant

Lol

>>936828056
Still looks sloppy as hell for a groomcord gayop

>>936828168
>
another stu?

Requesting her struggling to put on an ordinary shoe.
>>936828220
Just took 60 adderall pills at once. I'll be here for weeks.

>>936828272
Where are they

requesting this loli kitsune, in a semi nude bridal outfit

>>936828086
You would think with how many artists are online these days it would make art inspirational. No, I find it goes the other way. Its daunting. Because you see so many people with amazing skills who are so much better than you, and realize you can never compete.

>>936828293
Slam down a 4loko monster mix, you'll be here 4evar

I am now requesting sahalanthropus with boobs

>>936828272
loona sex?

>>936828350
This is a self confidence issue not a skill issue. Start practicing now because all the artists you admire have been doing it for years. You will not get to their level if you don’t practice for years like them, and if you are giving up now because that seems like too much time to get good, then drawing is probably not for you.

requesting this badger in bed

>>936828293
not even your jokes are funny

>>936828272
!

The funny part is they're not just enshittening the thread. Keeping the thread bumped is actively enshittifying /b/ itself.

Meanwhile actual drawfags are elsewhere away from the spam doing something meaningful with their lives.

Requesting Prince Robot the IV masturbating the porn playing in his head.

>>936828443
What about you? You're not an actual drawfag?

>>936828443
Doubtful

Requesting Eggs and Pettan having lesbian sex
>>936828429
They're funny to me, and that's the audience I'm trying to impress.

>>936828458
Can he see what is on his face or does he need a mirror for that

>>936828443
thank you for your input dogfucker

>>936828350
People say they can't draw so they don't even try and that makes them even more hopeless, I think you just lack a good reason to draw

>>936828526
Based mindset

>>936828401
inside of'er mouth.

>>936828578
Proof?

Draw what she sees
>>936828531
He can't see anything but hardcore scat porn 24/7. He's in constant agony.

Milkshake

Requesting Myuri from Spice and Wolf wearing an SS uniform. Make it similar to the image of her mother on the far right.

>>936828658
She was a saint

F

requesting rule 34 of this bunny I made on mspaint

Requesting Mr Game and Watch with a party hat whilst driving a go kart

>>936828409
I have seen people draw for years and still be mediocre why others have become near pros. Talent and how their minds work is also a factor.
If I start from nothing at say 30 years of age I will never match someone who started at 15. When I am 45 and they are 30, they will still have the advantage. Its way too late to start as an adult, you need to start as a child, back in the days when no one ever told you are your was bad and you didnt know it either cause you were a kid who loved drawing.

Requesting your OC playable in Mario Kart.

>>936828717
we're laughing at you in vc

requesting joe biden meeting madotsuki

>>936828832
Being the object of ridicule has never slowed him down before

Requesting Jean from Minecraft urinating because of the struggle of laying her egg

>>936828832
try to come up with some new material while you're all together

requesting my girl. do whatever you want.

>>936828832
>tfw eggwater is the center of your circle jerk
That's sad. You could have jerked off to anyone. And you chose Eggwater.
Gross.
What next. You going to jerk off to Shadow as he eats his cumsgetti again?

new thread, guys. there's six of you

>>936828917
He jerked off in macaroni not spaghetti

New
>>936828979
>>936828979
>>936828979

Migrate:
>>936827711
>>936827711
>>936827711

someone post her most recent twitter works of art please

Why aren't we using the fecal cat thread?

>>936829000
>>936829002
like I said no coordination

>>936828995
>Pays this close of attention to shadow
ewwwwww
inb4.
Gross.

>>936829292
It's part of the plan. You just don't get it.

>>936829354
pick a thread or both by the time I get back from the gas station you have about 15 minutes.

>>936829316
I'm a different anon but that shit is burnt into my memory waiting to jump out when somebody mentions it. Shadow the most cognitohazard poster by a mile.

>>936828863
You're still here?

This is all eggwater's fault

>>936830185
bro basically threw rocks at the hornet's nest then went "don't worry it's not that bad" when the hornets started stinging everyone

>>936827711
>>936827711
>>936827711

>>936830226
Hornets were going to sting anyway.
Real men knock the nests down and set them on fire.

I guess I'll just request later

>>936825645
>>936825645
>>936825645

>>936832981
lmao he's being given the mask treatment

>>936828435
i think this is what juice's asshole looks like

>>936833353
nikocado wipes more

>>936833444
mmmpghhh juice let it crust so i have something to peel.............................

You are now thinking of Nim.

Roll roll roll in ze hay!

>>936834086
That's how you get flies in your pussy.
Insect sex when?

>>936833353
You shouldn't call yourself an asshole, buddy. No matter how you treat Juice.

>>936834151
https://youtu.be/K0d-jWR0lGM?si=xYKRjsFXO2Ax73d6

>>936834086
What is she holding?

>>936839062
looks like a cowboy hat

>>936826413
>what's in the box?

>>936840188
Yeah, I'm particularly bad at drawing cowboy hats... go back through the archive if you don't believe me.

>>936841845
I struggle to draw em too
hats in general actually..