The crowd was cheering and the spot light lit up the path to the court. The chicken got onto the court and I stood behind its path to encourage it to keep going, which it did. I thought, "is it rude to position myself like this?"

I was trying to buy some booze and the chick behind the counter didn't have what I needed. A delivery guy came up in front me, holding a box for the woman. She started rambling about how we need to tell them how the basement is flooded and that's why there's something something. Everyone in line seemed confused like she was talking to everyone and nobody at the same time