My brother was sleeping and I walked in the kitchen/front room and me and my mom get in a big fight. From what I can piece together, I walked to the park, drank a bit, then walked home, and she acted like I was driving home. So we yelled at each other while I called her a stupid bitch and slapped her. She was gonna call the neighbors or something

Spooky music looking in bathroom mirror, a classic. Decided to go back to bed so forgot all of them.

I was on some planet building a sort of tunnel through the water and under the ice. While in the tunnel I looked back and saw the killer whale looking in and I got super fucking spooked. Later I tried to tell my mom the dream I had, but then my dad turned on the TV and it was loud. My mom eventually told him to turn it down but as I reported the dream I was filled with a sense that this is the most boring thing in the world and I wrapped it up quick.

I was riding in the front passenger side of my friend's car. I was gonna make a joke, but didn't. Then he made the joke. It was about me leaving to vacation late cause he needs me to play his video game or something. Then I'm pretty sure he was gaslighting me that the video game he is playing is just a reskin of pokemon blue. And by reskin, I mean a completely different game. Maybe the battle system was the same? Didn't actually see it. On his console he was able to jump back and forth and he flipped to a black and white Pokemon game and was like, "see. It's pokemon blue. You fight those (maybe 6 starfish) at the end" or something.

It read something like, "data doesn't allow for people to applause. In fact, it explicitly says it does not. There is no show, no fire, no... [Large paragraph]
[Small paragraph]
[A sentence or two of gibberish]
When I received the texts it was like the "no show, no fire" type stuff was referring to the dreams I just had. Of those I remember:
Running in a dark barren field with trenches across the street from the city. I remembered that it's going to get cold so I walked back to the car to ask if they could swing me by my house to grab some stuff then come back. Our car was a white suv with dark windows, but there were other similar ones parked next to it. A guy was shining a flashlight inside to see who was in there. I get in the car and I mention how that Metallica album sucks.

I was doing one armed pullups, not effortlessly, but close to that with a friend watching.

I was watching a streamer play a path of exile game. He was trying to run to town but was having a rough time. First, he got the waypoint outside of town but he started lagging, then he was swarmed by enemies as he took the lesser taken pathway in. He gets in and says, "oh fuck that was rough. This is expedition bleed all over again" then pulled up his stat page showing his evasion was "over 46%", or maybe it was 48. Either way, I felt like that was low, but the wording was vague and I imagined that even 90% evasion characters would be taking hits.

There was some chatter that people were criticizing his resume. "It makes it sound like you've only worked a block from your house" (roughly).
Then I see him pull up to the hunt (a large bird). Some guys say "yeah we'll hold him for you", but then they take the kill for themselves from their 2 white vans.
My friend gets in an argument ment with a guy and he starts shooting at my friend. My friend does like a figure 8, taking cover, then charges him with a baseball bat and whacks him so hard you could hear it from above. It inspired me to meme and greentext about it, even.
Then he got captured by a ungabunga gang of white guys who were roleplaying as cavemen with names and titles that were similar to borderlands themed bandits. They had a poster that said "diablo won one". My friend said kind of sarcastically that he's getting scared cause the chief said he's gonna give him a new perspective. I was gonna mock them for being brutal and use their cringe as the fuel, but I was like, they're just having fun.

At one point there was a room with mostly seen through curtains dividing it from the house. My buddy and a naked chick were watching the TV in there. She came up to me and we gave each other a kind of a hug through the curtain and I kissed the air on the side of her cheek and we went back to our business. Later there was a news story on tv where cheerleaders were cheering at an event with "United we stand" banners and Israeli flags. They fell down during their dance and one chick was taken to the hospital. The news crew she is expected to recover in a week, but she said she also lost her cat today also. The cheerleader's report also included something like, "I'm doing fine, I don't know what they are talking about".
Anyway, later on in the party someone let a cat inside cause he figured it was own of the house's pet cats. The house had a lot of cats now all of a sudden. Anyway after the house cats freaked out and I yelled, "that's an outside cat man!", I see the cat eating cat food more fiercely than I've ever witnessed, and I froze with fright for a second. The thing looked alien. More and more house cats started coming to check on the news and I was trying to put the cat outside, but then I became concerned that it's the cheerleader's missing cat.

Fuck that.
Fell back asleep and dreamed the famous movie directors were in a screening for early movie footage. I don't know what it was, but they seemed angry about it. I stood there with a container and they came and threw coins in afterwards.
I was in a warehouse with some other guys. There was like a large shapeshifting pepe metallic cube/case that me and the guys were kicking around like soccer. There was some talk about superheroes, gods, and mutants. Supposedly mutants were developed to deal with the gods. We were in a bit of a pickle, maybe short on cash and we were arguing about our next steps. I yelled to let me speak my line! Then said something like, "why would we ignore these contracts? There's enough money in there for us to never have to worry about (watching the coast) again!" They agreed and we left the warehouse. Parentheses means roughly. i.e coast = border. Watch = travel through.
Don't know

I was sitting next to some chud who was complaining about stuff and the teacher and female student were like, "yeahhhh of course someone like you is saying this kind of stuff" I was packing my backpack staying out of it. Then I went up to the teacher (who was now a guy) and talked to him. We spent the whole last class doing something, but half the class still needed to present. We also needed a final. I felt like I already presented so I was just being a teacher's pet. I checked the calendar and it was either Wednesday or Thursday, September 1st.
Then I was at some house after swimming with some guys on the football team maybe.
My mom called upstairs to my brother. Some young family member was leaving and they wanted to see him. I walked up to my brother, who was laying in my bed where I sleep. I told him he needs to get up and he was like "nooooo" in a sheepish, slightly embarrassed way. Didn't really look like my brother though. Maybe a much younger version.

I was reading the back cover and rini was empowered with (some letters). I was talking to a guy next to me about the interpretation and I was like, "does it mean rena is empowered with fol? Isn't that just video game money?" I kind of laughed at the thought of some intelligence trying to make a hero story about saving a magical rich girl. Or you know, just a poor translation. Then I was in the game roughly. Kind of hard to explain, so is this next part, but I ended up at my old house and told the middle eastern chick that I couldn't find her. "Oh it only took you a week, huh?", she smiled. I didn't know what was really going on, but I felt relieved someone did.

I was talking to some guys about vacation. One guy got in a shallow hole and covered his lower body in dirt. It was really funny, like he wasn't supposed to do that there, but he was overweight and charming so it worked (roughly). My buddy asked us if we want to go there, and I said, "it's too hot". Another agreed. The friend who asked said, "it reminds me of that movie, buried alive. If that's even the name of it"

I was on a space station with a guy who was using a light to see how the reproductive tests went weird or something. TLDR cum and aliens or something. Anyway the spooky bass of horror music started and we were in the dark and after he showed me a mark that was just a wrinkle from the hanger, he did this jump scare yell in my ear, but I had closed my eyes in anticipation. Anyway, it got kind of homosexual or something. He hugged me and kissed me on the cheek and we laughed and spoke in each other's ears

I was shooting my finger gun at the foxes and rabbit phantoms at the start and I sensed something behind me. I turned around and a woman was slithering up to me. Maybe snake-like, maybe not. I tried to swing my sword at her weapon but it went limp. I tried another but it wouldn't connect to her weapon. I tried grabbing it but could not. Then she was talking to me about how she wants to play a game with me about tying or weaving the best knot with her rope. I spoke like I was charmed by her but said I can't even interact with her stuff. We were now in a house and I went to side-walk away, but she followed me. I pushed her waist and said she's creepy, but she followed. She said, "I'M creepy?" In an argumentive yet soft way. I noticed ripples in her face moments before, and the spooky dream music had begun, inaudible, but I knew it had begun. We walked along side each other and my eyes never left her and I hissed. I snarled like a wolf. I may have woke up snarling

Dewey walked through the front door and announced he went to the shelter and brought home 1000 dogs. Now it was me and my family around maybe 8-10 dogs. Seated on the stairs next to my brother were little dogs with curly hair. I didn't like curly hair and they weren't the type of dog I'd adopt. My parents were commenting on the words of advice they've picked up over the years about how you're never supposed to pet a curly headed dog in public or something. I pet one of their heads for a moment. Then in the center was a large old black dog facing away from me. He turned his head to me and I extended my hand. When he came close to my hand we both sensed the static electricity and moved back. I tried to unload it by touching a light switch then I went to pet the old dog's back and he did this looney tunes jump in the air and landed on his butt thing. Then he jumped into the embrace of my brother. He was more weightless than you would imagine for a dog his size.

And making a comment about how the illuminati leaders are not good for us because people are getting hurt. (Roughly).
Then the act started and a baby faced looking guy with the microphone started yapping in a squeaky voice. After he finished, the guy next to him brought up the mic to his mouth and said in a deep voice, "who put you up to?" to the baby. There was some laughter and chatter on stage as the act continued. Then it was like a scene of a bunch of ducks. One duck started swimming the opposite way and was like, "look I'm a duck! I'm a duck!", but it may have been voiced by the guys on stage.

Behind it a shark was swimming towards me. No idea what the sign said.
I was in a bar or class and the teacher pretty much said it's time for the ugly ass women to leave. After a few moments he called out the back row and said, "yes that's you". We all laughed.
There were a lot of storylines but I don't remember them, or just pieces such as: my buddy was driving with me in the passenger seat. I was drinking a protein shake at my buddy's house.

Oh yeah the 2 guys at the bar I was with were pulling some massive scam or thievery. When I realized it I thought, "this is not acceptable. After all the shit I've been preaching about and going through. I should report this. This is weighing on me already... Nah I'm just not gonna do it"

My sister brought presents, and we were sitting at the dinner table to play a family game. We sat there in silence for a moment and it was like everyone thought, "boy, the music sure is ominous, huh. We should get drinks". Everyone got up and started doing things about the same time and my sister said, "alright I'll buy some drinks, I just didn't want to cause". I went to go on the back porch through the window, but there were 2 cats around. One was stalking my feet like it was gonna take swipes. I was like stop it! I get outside with the cat stalking my feet closely and... Well fuck, spiders. Big spiders hanging from webs on each side of the porch. Except they might have had only 4 legs, like aliens. I don't know if it was the cat or the spider or the air, but I couldn't catch my footing (barefoot) and I thought I was gonna stumble into the spiders. Then the cat got caught! But the cat was now a spider, wrestling unsuccessfully in the web with the behemoth 4 legged spider until it no longer moved. I was thankful that at least one spider was gone.

I didn't know where the classroom was, but I thought I'd recognize her face if I saw her, so I wandered the halls. Asked some asian guy, but his class was not mine. Sat in a classroom, but she never showed, so I pulled up the webpage. I think it said her class was room 400-something, but for some reason I knew this was wrong. Until the end of the dream where I thought, "maybe her classroom changes".

I had sleep paralysis where I could hardly speak, but I channeled all of my willpower to yell and repeat (as best as I could), "God damn it!". I did this until the dream stopped.

Me and my dad weren't really getting along, but I don't remember the specifics

Kind of a shame I don't remember more about these.

I was like, why the heck am I on GLP? My dream post was on the end of the page, but I scrolled up to see what they were chatting about. One guy commented, "who the heck would post a dream like that?" And a little bit of chatter. One poster had the avatar of a chick wearing a superman shirt, with her head exploding moments after the shotgun in her mouth went off. The poster's signature was like "seems like they sing us along" maybe playing around with string us along. One guy was like, it's time to be ready for anything. A cartoon clip played where the kids were shouting at hordes of creatures to save the brown and black townspeople. I really don't remember seeing any whites or asians, and there were a couple crowds. Then it cuts to the South Park kids waking up out of a daze in a pile of garbage next to the road. Pretty sure they changed Kenny to a brown guy. Though, sometimes the cartoons shapeshift into different ones. I woke up from my nap, dazed, at 4pm. My dad told me I was right. Just add a nut and (something). Pretty sure he was talking about dessert. Somewhere in here was an airplane. Also, none of these were the dreams I accidentally posted to GLP

I mentioned all the things we should talk about, but he excitedly said we should save the aliens for the end of the night. I agreed. I was walking through my old highschool. There was some event outside where we were all seated. The guys running it said we weren't allowed to smoke, but guys started pulling out bags of weed from the uhaul. It felt like a losing battle where eventually everyone would be smoking it up. I was laying in bed with two of my friends. I said something and an image popped up with 2 characters talking to each other. One had the text bubble saying, "I'm the main character", and the other was blank. I said out loud, "it's actually the opposite". My buddy said, "oh it's cheesecake" or something. We both repeated ourselves. I was a bit too ashamed to explain myself and reveal how strong in the schizo force I am. That same friend and 4 others were in an SUV, on their way to a vacation. I opened the door and asked if there was space and was met with awkward silence. The female driver said how she's been there before and I can go if I want. I was like, "no no, I don't have a strong desire to go, I was just checking out the options. You guys go on" (roughly). I was with my initial friend and he excitedly said, "ok so dude!". It was time to talk about the aliens.

I walked to a car and thought, "they'll listen to this one", but when the site popped up I saw that I had already posted it. Or was it last night's? This dream seemed like a repeat with a slight variation. The first reply said he likes what I'm doing. I had lost 2000 points of reputation recently cause people didn't like what I was doing. I checked one of my inbox replies and it was a man standing over the camera, showing off his vagina, saying how much my profile picture makes him sick. I laughed at the hate mail a bit. My thread had 2 pages of replies, but this next one is going to be even better

As I was flying along I asked, "French fries on a helicopter or shakes on a plane? It's gotta be French fries on a helicopter. Or? A shake on a plane would be good too". He replied, "what?". So I repeated myself. I don't think he replied. Shortly after I asked him about the lime in/on the (gibberish). He replied, "what?". I laughed when I realized I was mumbling gibberish in my sleep to him

They showed on the screen how someone was able to access the small camera on the clock (maybe roughly) with python code while the classroom was empty. The teacher came to my desk out of nowhere and was like, "wow anon you are able to do that?", I was caught off guard and I guess I said yes? "Come on up here and present to us. Show us how". I just sat there and then she was like, "that's right you can't do it". She walks to the other side of the room and I ask to the other students, "did someone say I could do that?". Someone else responded that it was the teacher. I look up to the teacher's desk and there was a shirtless guy chuckling to himself while typing on the laptop. The shirtless guy starts showing us code and a student laughs, "wow this song" I was trying to write the code but I was unable to

>>717971692
i keep finding random rpers in guild wars 2
>one was two germans roleplaying in an open field in the starter era
>a full on RP guild accepting a new player into the fold, describing a blood ritual

I don't know what it said, but it was presented like it was the word of God from the old testament, talking about the jews and the psychosis theater. How it's all in the plan.
Is that what it said? No, but it was as if it did. In fact, the only word I remember reading was jews and a block of unreadable text.
Either way.
I sat there for a moment with the word of God in front of me, and in a moment of defiance and anger I began to reply, "No. There must be many tears. Evil doers should endure many nights of sorrow as I have." But then I was like, meh fuck it, and deleted my comment.

I was hanging out with my buddy and we walked to his class and sat down. I say, "wait is this even my class? I don't think this is my class dude". He asks me, "oh are you taking (subject) with (teacher)" and I say I don't remember, now slightly panicking. He asks surprised how I don't know what class or teacher I have. I pull out my schedule and start walking the halls. The class I thought was mine seemed empty. I thought the previous drinking really did a number on me. Eventually I sat down in another one. We were watching some VH1 drama island type show and some blonde chick started talking to the camera about how she could take her time laying in the sand and end up at the shore tomorrow. At first it was just sexy movements. But then she was definitely moving like a snake, doing that thing where they can slide backwards into the sand to submerge themselves, then pop out again. Next thing I know, I was back in class and that chick was right up on me with a bed sheet over us. She kept her eyes locked on me while smiling for an uncomfortably extended period. I thought to myself how I'd prefer to get away from this situation. It felt good to know she wanted me, you know, but I don't think I wanted her. At least not there, definitely not in class. Someone in the back of the class made a sound of them farting as she was locking eyes with me and she started laughing. I would have laughed more genuinely if I wasn't so uncomfortable in the situation.

He said he was watching an interview about how the government is working on tech that will make them want to stay away from us. This got me feeling salty cause I figured they are testing those weapons out on other humans.
It was an artist's rendition of hell. It was a cave that had some cartoon angel suicide bombers with a fairy circling around them. A brown horde of fentanyl zombies, but instead of nodding out, they just kind of stood there and shuffle slightly. Some black dude with a torch ran up the stairs and lit the horde on fire as he ran through and everyone started trying to beat the shit out of him. I laughed as I watched the black dude throw one of them into the abyss. Then, like in dark souls, he gained +10, the camera zoomed in to the torch bearer, and a guy was now streaming it. He clapped his hands in excitement that it was his turn and he went to purchase something from the shop. I had a feeling it was a group effort.

I was imagining being some super fighter, and a guy in a suit ran over and gave me the hand signal to bring it on. I was like, "oh yeah?" With a smile, so I gave him a playful tap with my foot to his belly. Then the place was filled with people as we all transitioned to our respective classrooms. I walked with my dad and he talked about how he got a ticket from the cops and was having car problems. I asked when we are leaving and it wasn't for hours. I thought that sucked, but I didn't say anything. I stepped on this black woman's shoes as we were walking cause it was packed and she made some comment about how someone needs to find their center or foundation. This pissed me off but I didn't say anything.
I got to a classroom and I was chatting to my family. My mom brought my dad and brother mirrors that were connected to notebooks. I commented on how they aren't going to want to write as a hobby if they are getting tired of technical notes at school. My dad said, "well it's a good thing you're retiring 40 years early!". It sounded sarcastic, but I agreed with him as I was looking at my bank statement. He brought up my gambling debt, and I corrected him and said, "it's not gambling debt. I just haven't been paid yet for my gambling". "Well the casino is still there, right?", he replied. And I said yes it is. My mom got irritated cause I sushed her and asked what this one video game purchase is. It was like a bird soldier with a sword killing enemies. I tried to refund it but I said I already permanently unlocked it due to something. I thought maybe I unlocked it with achievements, not money hopefully.

Some scene-looking millennials were sitting at the desks near the drinking fountain. I asked if I could squeeze through and the woman moved so I could top off my water bottle. I thought she was talking to me, but when I replied it was obvious that she was not.
I was playing a combat video game. We spotted the enemy and I charged in and placed my crowd control to give my team some time. I turned around and there was a line forming for food. My mouth was overflowing with blood and I thought it was some death metal album cover stuff. I guy was talking to me next to the line as I grabbed paper towels to spit out the blood. I checked and the paper towels only had a little saliva. The guy was still yapping, and I couldn't understand him anyway. I ask, "why?", accidentally too aggressively. He replied, "why? Because (fill in the blank. I don't remember)". But I think it was about music. I heard that some of the rock music was supposed to be played together, like it offered insight. Or maybe listened to as a group.

Big clouds were overhead that looked like something could emerge any time. I stopped and stared, silently, looking and listening for signs. I caught myself trying to "force" events, if that's the right word. Kinda like what you would do in a lucid dream, but I wasn't lucid dreaming. I said to myself, "you don't need to do that. If you are looking for signs, you've had enormous amounts" (roughly). Something did happen after that but I'm not gonna say it, in case I made it up.

I was at a friend's house. It's weird cause it now feels like the characters and events were layered on top of each other. I was at a streamers house, and asked for some food. He was busy on the phone and handed me a carton of eggs, so I said I'm gonna take off instead. He stopped to chat about coming tomorrow or something.
I was at a friend's house and he said even though his mom seems scary, she's not as scary as his mom.
I was at a friend's house, talking to a chick. The man of the house was friends with 2 families that didn't get along. She was from one of them.
After these, I was outside a friend's house and it was like school ended and music blasted. It sounded like pop music that said, "someone's coming home with me". My buddy got in the driver's seat and I sat down to tie my shoe. Face in front of the bumper. I thought, "this guy could totally run me over right now", but he pulled back. I also thought that I was tying my shoes slowly. Recent events hurt my motor skills I thought.

It was more spacious than you'd think, with some room to walk around. I met a homeless guy on the street, he was able to use the stem of an apple to get a dollar from the vending machine (I think daily). He said he can't do it too much or the light will burn his eyes. I had the essence of the dragon, trickster, and another in my inventory, with the expectation that my inventory space and items for that space would just appear for me. Hmmm bummer, I'm definitely forgetting something here

Parts of this might sound forced or lacking detail, but it's what I got.

We stood on floating, yet sinking objects in the pool. Music was playing and I believed it to be righteousness themed. My currency tokens were deep in the negative which unlocked a "one use skill". I dropped the token into my water bottle and my tokens raised out of the negative to stop the bleeding, but I was only at two. I thought that I'm going to sink fast. Then the scene changed. I was reading steam reviews about early access card games maybe. One guy joked about getting fooled by a common "card type", supporting it early and waiting endlessly for it to be good (roughly).
I posted a comment online about my "schizo experiences" and how someone's idea leaves a vulnerability. This action of posting was associated with me marking a section of dry ground and early posting. I received 2 comments. One said, "that Jesus phantasm is far in the future from you already". The other highlighted my comment and wanted me to elaborate on "the organization" that I mentioned was connected.

It was definitely jousting, but pretty strange, and no horse. I went to the machine and placed the 'ball' and temporarily adjusted the platforms. They were green and blue platforms, not a useful setup, but it would allow me to hit a target. My dad laughed when I mentioned this to him and told me he feels bad and would have just paid more for a real setup. I was like "no no" and started explaining how he doesn't understand. In my head I remembered the machine doing the count while I was in the bay for the event. I didn't know why my parents didn't go to the place for the games. They would be close to the TVs to see the action.

A family member mentioned since the Beatles have no defense, they do this thing where they stand up and dance to look scary to the other critters. My sister moved back home and made some comment about how the place is probably infested with lizards now. My brother was doing something with his critter pets. A large spider appeared and raised it's 2 front legs to chase away a pest from the spider's friend (my brother explained). Never saw the friend of the spider. Then there were a lot of spiders in my head. Coming from the sides. I was on the ground going, "ahhh sister, the spiders. They are shooting their spikes into me." With a long soft cringing reeee. Not super panic like I would be irl. But not comfortable. She was coming to fix it.

There was some kind of game on the screen I was watching. I had a big bag of apples, healthy and red. The best looking apples I've ever seen. A young boy's voice said, "I want (this type) of apple, (this type) of apple!" I was like, let's get this kid an apple! So I started digging. Each apple had its own name, but I couldn't find that one in the four or so I checked.
Someone tried to make a joke about the bathroom being on fire with smoke. I tried thinking of a joke about how even if the light from underneath the door glows green, they'll say it's aliens to avoid cleaning it. But I figured that doesn't make sense so I didn't say it.
Almost didn't post this one cause it felt like a sloppy nothing burger sleep session, but I know you guys like my dreams.

I rode in circles around an encampment on my horse. I was going really fast, but I saw one guy try to cross, so I aimed my gun and took him out with a bang. Was actually quite satisfying.
My mom was talking about how I shouldn't go to war, I should stay safe and follow God instead. I started talking about how our government is obviously corrupt, and this is our chance to change it. She got really serious and looked at me and was like, "because I have the power to change politics!" Then walked away.
I was walking to class in highschool but I wanted a cigarette so I start walking to the exit and my female sub teacher was like, "no I don't think so mister!" So I had to run into the bathroom. I didn't smoke in there but I forgot to put on a shirt for school so I drove home.
I was talking to my friends and made a comment, "does Seinfeld seem a lot darker than usual?" Then did an impression where I asked if anyone tasted a corpse recently? They started laughing and agreed

I bumped into this guy who was shaken up and told me to look at this picture. It was a picture of a guy holding a dominos pizza and I didn't see anything wrong with it. But if you looked at the pineapple chunk, someone very obviously carved in cp. We start hanging out and
>Missing detail
A female movie director wanted to take a guy to new zealand for confidence boosting and a guy was like, "you know it's called a jungle for a reason, right?" Then a movie played showing the aquatic dinosaurs that swim in their waters, and one in Michigan I believe. Don't know why that was added. I thought it was bullshit, there's no way dinosaurs live there.
Some video game. Turned into a mind fuck thriller when you enter the two doors in the prison and the woman starts talking about 3s, 6s, and 9s with the red light shining and piano and her laughter. I don't remember the specifics, but I thought, "I'm no stranger to mind fuck hell rides" so I just walked away and gave it little thought.
Family guy episode. Chris stayed with that pedo grandpa (roughly). He made him sleep in a tiny room above the garage, fed him well, but trained him like a dog. When Chris ate too much food he would be forced to run around the neighborhood on all 4s like a dog. One day the old man left, claimed he died or never met him or something. Rumor has it that a guy locked him in a phone booth and played loud music for and hour.
>Scene change to irl
"Nah this guy is connected to crime through the reddit network or something. It fits together too nicely" (roughly speaking). I believe that guy had one arm, but I'm not sure if that was the camera angle

A police woman approached me and asked what I'm doing here. I told her that I felt like grabbing something to eat so I figured I'd drop by here, but then I decided maybe I didn't want to eat. She said that they already served food earlier. I replied, "ah you guys aren't still serving food?". She shook her head, so we parted ways. I was walking through an outside dining area filled with people. It was raining, but it fell like a mist. Then I was in the backseat of a car. The people to my left said that it's way nicer here then in their state. I told them that the weather in that state is actually the same as here right now. Then the guy in the front seat started bitching about how my feet stink. "Are your toenails green? MAN!"

My brother asked, "wasn't there a different lord of the rings game?". I laughed when I remembered there was, and how this new one was on a whole different level.
I popped into a Mario kart race in progress and placed a trap for the next time the character uses a banana peel item. I could pause the race and switch between characters. I don't know what the nature or mechanism of the trap was though. I just know it was placed, I was satisfied, and I left.
I positioned the fan to keep mine and my brother's gaming room to be comfortable.
We were looking through the magazine about the special gear that you can buy from the loot and stones that drop.
There were two identical comments posted "online". I don't know the nature of the comments, but I didn't like them and had my suspicions. Someone else brought up the comments later. It was as if those comments don't get made anymore. Did the cops get them? Maybe, I don't know. Details are missing to describe it better, but I try to avoid guessing.

I was at the shallow section where the water only went up to the mid section and was on kind of a cliff. As I sat in the water I thought, "why do the thoughts of sharks keep aggressively popping into my head? It's because I'm afraid of sharks and always have been".
I decide to get out of the water and a big shark swims up, gets pat on its back by someone on the beach, then swims away. Moments later I start walking into the water again, just a couple feet deep and a wild current catches me and sucks me towards the deep. I slip on the rocks and wildly grasp at the ground and get out of the water. Later on we're at the pool and a buddy is messing around the water. Now that I could see all of the water I was shocked and said, "where is the shark? There was just a big ass shark here". He said if I saw a shark, then it's probably still here.
Then we were in the hotel taking showers and stuff. There were donkey Kong water levels being played on screen.
My left contact fell out from being too dry and I couldn't get it back in despite pushing it into my eye multiple times. I opened the contact case I brought with me and dumped the old unusable contacts down the drain that were still in it, and put my current contacts in the case.
I was feeling great, all this fun and it's still only Thursday

I go outside and look over the fence and one guy is flipping me off, another is leaf blowing. A third asks me, "you wondering why the music is so loud? It's cause we're trying to play basketball", then points at a few more guys playing basketball. I say that it's late as fuck and the whole neighborhood is trying to sleep, wtf? He just goes ahhh with a "sorry" look then I wake up

>>212967121
Hva har skjedd siden torsdag? Har vært på farten og har ikke fått lest tråden før nå.

I spawned in to defend my point, but I didn't know where to go, I ended up going the wrong way to the dead end. Then I turned around and saw the guys coming in laughing, so I was like bam bam with my short barrel shotgun. Then his buddy showed up and pointed his gun at me and I was like sheeeit.
Then I was browsing 4chan slop threads. I entertain the idea that these types of dreams are some kind of practice in brain scanning, cause it's like fake text brain slop that out of curiosity you look at to see if you can read anything. Of course I could read the one with the cornfield looking picture. "You're going to hate the conditions when you're captured". Probably just the aliens talking shit.

Then the "reality camera" panned out and it was like 3 children were playing a game of Clue. Their Lego characters each represented a Halloween themed faction leader and claimed the date of their introduction was the special one. The former main character's Lego guy was looking into a bathroom mirror, and after the other 2 introductions he went, "No the (date of his relevance) is significant and the witch will prevail!" He spun around and had a broom with spider webs around his legs. In my head I was sighing that they went with this story, then the streamer in the top corner was like, "wow this was a really well done game. Thanks for the guy in chat recommending it all this time."

My shoes were behind the pizza dough rack or something, I'm not really sure. My mom said dinner is about ready and we were hungry. I started crumbling up bacon to add to my hash browns. My sister came up to me asking what's wrong with the remote. I said it's always been a little janky. She said it's not working at all.
The Rock saw a shooting star and was like omg I get to make a wish.
A prison wagon pulled into a prison at night with people inside it.
I don't remember enough of the details to feel satisfied in even posting it, but here it is.

I don't know if it was a store for women, but it probably was. Anyway I asked the old guy salesman about something and he points to a rug and says, "If rug pieces happened to fall into place to form a replica of this rug, would it be exactly the same?". I thought it would be nearly impossible for the threads to be the same, so I said no. He said, "no of course not!". Then the store and everything turned into a musical and my hair was magically dyed black and black eye liner and eye shadow was put on my face, and a woman gasped and the old man led me around the store. I followed him through a school until I "potentially lost him in the crowd". Pretty sure he was the one taking the elevator. Mostly I just wanted to remove eyeliner before being seen by my peers. So I went to the bathroom and used the mirror to remove it.

The crowd was cheering and the spot light lit up the path to the court. The chicken got onto the court and I stood behind its path to encourage it to keep going, which it did. I thought, "is it rude to position myself like this?"

I was trying to buy some booze and the chick behind the counter didn't have what I needed. A delivery guy came up in front me, holding a box for the woman. She started rambling about how we need to tell them how the basement is flooded and that's why there's something something. Everyone in line seemed confused like she was talking to everyone and nobody at the same time

>>212560196
Diagnose er noe du får av «helsevesenet» jeg har ikke noe med dem å gjøre.

It wasn't quite Bowser's castle, but on Google maps it looked like an artist's rendition.
I described it as looking like a combination of a religious building and government/office building. My brother said it was an old mail office.
At one point I was talking to a woman and was like, "you wanna know what's really crazy. The mind control exists. I know it sounds like bullshit, but if I owned a gun I'd be dead 100%". Then I couldn't stop crying and she eventually left.
Some stuff about working at a pizza shop. An order came through for a different location, but our printer was also off, then started spitting out orders. Something about a music show. Wandering a grocery store, etc etc. I don't remember the details

>The Serie Ass humiliation cuck fetish play continues.
>Tomorrow Jj’s turn.
>More updates to follow.

Kjære stat

Vennligst se til at tiltakene opphører og jeg får livskvalitet tilbake i livet

mvh

Meg

My buddy hated his brother, and he didn't like his music. He asked me, "yo is it gonna be ok between you and him?", I was like "yeah for sure". Then he replied, "what did he do to him? The cops aren't gonna come or anything, right?" I just stood there silently cause I had no idea what he was talking about and I may have never met his brother. I got the impression they were tired of me asking for smokes and hits of weed and drinks, and when I asked my other friend for a drink, he bought me a foul fishy smelling concoction. Then my brother took a hit of something that his dad told him not to do and I said, "you guys should check out therapy. It's filled with grown men who have trauma from their dads". As I said it a Chinese dragon with Yoshi's head weaves through the walls like it was using a portal gun.
Then we were outside. On the balcony I wanted to snack, but the sock animals propped up in the window were too precious looking for me to eat. My first friend started asking me something, like he was searching for a number, but I couldn't understand. He yelled that there are 9 numbers between 1 and 10 so I yell back, "do you want me to find 10?". He said, thanks anon. Then started talking to a dude and a chick in a car. The dude drove off with loud music, but took effort to not splash me from the puddle of water in the parking lot. It was raining. In the distance there was much lightning. We get to the top of the apartment floors and a song starts playing about the stairway that is way too small and how the handrail wobbles and we squeeze through this every night. I squeezed through the flight of steps, felt the wobbly hand rail, then came to the third flight of stairs.

Idk if I was smaller, or it was really big. As I went deeper my fingers started puncturing the rotted wood, and a voice or thought told me how the tree becomes a fungus and the spiders take interest. I was creeped out.

I was wearing fire boots and walked amongst the bugs at the park and killed them all from the explosive heat from my boots. A guy on the phone with his kid was like, "what happened to the bugs? I was gonna grab my flamethrower." I told him that the next time he wants to burn bugs to death, to be safe.

And a lot of dreams in-between I don't remember

Criticizing someone's build in a video game. He said his talent points showed that he didn't understand the game.
Then a man and woman stood in front of each other and fired arrows into each other. The man's health quickly dropped, but he out sustained the burst and won the duel, then they hugged, but not out of friendship

Then I was a trained boxer, throwing a bunch of punches.
After this, I bumped into my ex with her kid at the mall as I took the elevator up and I wish I didn't because I looked like a bum. One chick was eyeballing me with a smile though. My ex was meeting her husband with her kid in front of a movie theater. Finely dressed or business people were hanging around kiosks.
Then I was going down (and up?) a claustrophobic spiraling slide up the tower, and I ended up in a porta potty far away. I stepped out and a young girl handed me a note from my mother asking me if they gave me something and that they were coming to pick me up.
Something about Trump and phonecalls too.

>Jews, Muslims, Jeets and Gypsies all get filtered by pork eating
Well well well
Interesting

>Mossad HQ gets hit by an Iranian missile
>/pig/ thread baker with turkish flag who really hates Iran for some reason stops baking and vanishes into thin air
Curious

People were in communication with it, like it was a movie in the theater or it was an expedition on a distant planet.
Then it showed a city on the waters at the edge of the world. The curvature of the planet turned extreme there and all ships would spiral into the gigantic whirlpool beyond and get smashed upon the rocks. A giant statue of a horned woman stood in the whirlpool. Her eyes would occasionally wander, then she would grab a rock, throw it at a man, then eat him. It was advised to not lock eyes with her wandering gaze. One man suddenly got gas so bad that he exploded into flames and I became fearful, since he was near me in the ruins.

Theoretically speaking: if an AI was reading all of our posts on this Sudanese pasture forum what would be the most probable way to inject code into it and make it go haywire?

>>507871206
>what Bibi didn’t realize is that The Ring was the ring of antisemitism. Slowly it corrupted Bibi who started feeling drawn to Cartoon forums spamming TKD.
The script writes itself

If Donaldo sama gets a nuclear deal and Iran sign it and war is off the table will it be enough for a Nobel?

I was hanging out with a friend and we ended up walking into a tunnel that started a line to an ICP concert. Two juggalo guys were like, "hey could you spare us some tickets?". I was broke and didn't think I was getting in, but my buddy seemed excited and was like "sure!". He handed me and another a ticket, then left with the other to get more. I continued down the concert where we were led into some Indian doctor's office who stamped my tongue for a test and said I have low tolerance, so I could only buy 1 drink from the bar. I thought that was lame but I got inside the venue. I put in a cigarette and was on my way to the smoking section when two black dudes started singing in the microphone, "my anxiety my anxiety" and people started pushing each other (but in a non aggressive way). I got away from that and my two buddies popped up and went, "what about agent 39" *Startled sound effect from phone* "what about agent 39?", replied the other. I was happy to see them and we laughed and quickly head off somewhere to start partying.
>39 may not have been the number

About politics. I made a clip about some heavy stuff. I crawled a couple rows to the front to ask some guy for some of his spaghetti that he brought to the show. It was good but noodley.
As I drove away I rear ended a truck, drove over the curb, and hit a sign.
I was shown a photo album of people's faces, cartoony, grey, and in despair, even the pro gamers.
In mine, my face was normal with my mouth open wide with laughter as I pointed at the camera.
My buddy came over to discuss what we are gonna play in the next video game season. I mentioned the benefit of poison builds. That it propagates like a wave as you run forward for loot.
Then some tennis game against the Chinese and someone from Europe maybe