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Anonymous No.941225683 [Report] >>941226033
I had some dreams
Note: some of these felt like fill in the blank dreams, but they weren't sloppy weak dreams.

I was on a boat and there was a flying snake-fish keeping us inside. He wasn't very long, probably less than a school bus, but he could probably swallow you whole.

A letter from the school came informing that some students didn't kill the required bosses, so they won't be going on the Scotland heritage trip. These guys didn't have European names though.

A school trip where the female teacher was in a dark building. There was some connection to the pitch and frequency of their voices, the patterns on screen (visualized by numbers as well), and the signal. Someone said she is trying to get the patterns to touch or the signal to touch down. I thought it would probably be awkward to be some nerd in school, then all of a sudden being required to do some performative yelling, but I could probably do it.

There was a internet historian style cartoon about why his job sucked. It showed a guy trying to smoke while at the cash register, then it was some talk while the guy circled a 2-way dresser mirror and pissed on the mirror in various ways (including standing on the glass, as if gravity changed). There was some silence then a guy said, "wait, so you are saying work sucks cause you can't smoke at the cash register and you tried to give yourself a shower by pissing on a mirror? Then we laughed.
Anonymous No.941226033 [Report] >>941228374
>>941225683 (OP)
I was walking under my umbrella and I was looking at the clouds. A thought came to my head if I'm ready to come home. I laughed and cried at the same time about the absurdity of the question.

I was sitting in class or making it was a school themed bible study. The chick in front of me/next to me had her butt cheeks hanging out as she leaned forward. I put my hand on her butt crack with the backside of my middle finger advancing further up the crack. After a few moments she turned to me and we just stared at each other without saying anything. Then she said she was sorry for ruining titan quest and that I never got to play it or something cause of her. In my head I knew I definitely played titan quest and had a save file and stuff. So there was some chat back and forth about it in a soft friendly way. She asked if she could see it (me playing titan quest, knowing what I'm doing) and I said yeah. Then we laughed cause she thought I was just gonna install it real quick or something
Anonymous No.941226455 [Report]
Wow /b/ is busy today! One poop and it's page 7 already.
Thanks for reading my dream thread! I know I'm missing some
Anonymous No.941226793 [Report] >>941232972
What did you guys think?
tru No.941228374 [Report] >>941228694 >>941234235
>>941226033
>have your dream finger up a dream girl's dream buttcrack
>bout to get sum dream pussy
>dream talk about videogames instead
Anonymous No.941228694 [Report]
>>941228374
Hey man she brought it up.
But she is correct about ruining the stories in media.
I was never much of a story enjoyer though, past a certain age
Anonymous No.941232972 [Report]
>>941226793
I didn't think about that at all
Anonymous No.941234235 [Report] >>941234392
>>941228374
i had a dream in which i was on a boat with a giant snake-fish. the snake-fish was keeping us inside and we couldnt leave. the snake-fish wasnt very long, probably less than a school bus, but it could swallow us whole
Anonymous No.941234392 [Report]
>>941234235
Car sized would be more accurate we walked in and out of the boat as it floated around, facing us at times. At the end we walked back on deck to get a better look at it, which was now hovering on the right side of the ship
Anonymous No.941235160 [Report]
Ah I see I did mess up the first dream. There was definitely a portion where the flying snake fish was staring at me through the doorway, mouth slightly open. This prompted me to hide around a corner behind some boxes. But we did investigate outside after. He seemed longer initially, but more stout later