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Anonymous No.939798877 [Report] >>939798899 >>939799358
I had a dream I came home late
My brother was sleeping and I walked in the kitchen/front room and me and my mom get in a big fight. From what I can piece together, I walked to the park, drank a bit, then walked home, and she acted like I was driving home. So we yelled at each other while I called her a stupid bitch and slapped her. She was gonna call the neighbors or something
Anonymous No.939798899 [Report] >>939799492
>>939798877 (OP)
Acted like I was driving drunk*
Anonymous No.939799358 [Report] >>939799515
>>939798877 (OP)
So long story short, you're a gooner?
Anonymous No.939799492 [Report]
>>939798899
I don't know if I could make a trip to the park, drink and then walk home.
Anonymous No.939799515 [Report] >>939799771
>>939799358
To be completely honest lil gup, I don't even know what gooning is. I know it has to do with jerking off for awhile.
Anonymous No.939799771 [Report]
>>939799515
Gooner is a nickname for Arsenal fan, silly cat
Anonymous No.939800000 [Report] >>939800107 >>939800469
Why would you slap your mom? Ever?
Anonymous No.939800107 [Report]
>>939800000
Your mom would use you like gif rel without lube if you did that
Anonymous No.939800469 [Report]
>>939800000
Idk I've never slapped my mom. The weirdos in my dreams are definitely not my family members though