I had a dream I was eating apples
There was some kind of game on the screen I was watching. I had a big bag of apples, healthy and red. The best looking apples I've ever seen. A young boy's voice said, "I want (this type) of apple, (this type) of apple!" I was like, let's get this kid an apple! So I started digging. Each apple had its own name, but I couldn't find that one in the four or so I checked.
Someone tried to make a joke about the bathroom being on fire with smoke. I tried thinking of a joke about how even if the light from underneath the door glows green, they'll say it's aliens to avoid cleaning it. But I figured that doesn't make sense so I didn't say it.
Almost didn't post this one cause it felt like a sloppy nothing burger sleep session, but I know you guys like my dreams.
Someone tried to make a joke about the bathroom being on fire with smoke. I tried thinking of a joke about how even if the light from underneath the door glows green, they'll say it's aliens to avoid cleaning it. But I figured that doesn't make sense so I didn't say it.
Almost didn't post this one cause it felt like a sloppy nothing burger sleep session, but I know you guys like my dreams.
