Thread 941044487

It had some connection to a video game boss and was melting in a blue bucket. My buddy was chatting to me about my character and the bosses it killed. I acted like it was slightly shameful that my current character is the strongest, because he's a bit of a pet build (like druid minions).
Anyway then I said I probably shouldn't drink from the bucket after pissing on the ice. My buddy was like, "wait, you killed the boss last time while you were drinking from the bucket that you pissed in?"
I laughed and said yeah I was pissing in it constantly during that fight.
I have no memory of actually pissing on it or drinking from it though.

>>941044487 (OP)
Did you piss the bed?

>>941044487 (OP)
I was smoking a blunt and my throat was sore from all the smoke.
I saw, "that glowie guy from school" near my old highschool bus stop. He looked pretty happy. He just looked like a middle aged man in black sunglasses and dress clothes.
The principal told me to go to the archeology room after lunch. I didn't hear if he said before or after, so I repeated what he said and replaced after with before. He acted all pissy about it and corrected me.

>>941044539
No. I've never pissed the bed after all these piss dreams.
I should note that liquid was visibly melting the block of ice quite rapidly

>>941044799
Also while I was playing the video game, it was also like I was in a highschool bathroom. The scenery bounced back and forth

Idk about you guys, but Ice Cube doesn't sound like a very gangster name right now deadass

>>941044487 (OP)
>My buddy was chatting to me about my character and the bosses it killed

That is a good way to start a conversation

Thanks for reading my dream thread!
:^)

Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve?
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When I was talking to my friend I wasn't very proud of my character, like there were some bosses I couldn't kill.
But when he pulled up my list of achievements he let me know he was very impressed