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Anonymous No.938374773 [Report] >>938375067 >>938375378
I had a dream there was a paragraph in front of me
I don't know what it said, but it was presented like it was the word of God from the old testament, talking about the jews and the psychosis theater. How it's all in the plan.
Is that what it said? No, but it was as if it did. In fact, the only word I remember reading was jews and a block of unreadable text.
Either way.
I sat there for a moment with the word of God in front of me, and in a moment of defiance and anger I began to reply, "No. There must be many tears. Evil doers should endure many nights of sorrow as I have." But then I was like, meh fuck it, and deleted my comment.
Anonymous No.938375067 [Report]
>>938374773 (OP)
>No, but it was as if it did.
Dreams are like that. A few nights ago I went home in my dream and it was all of my previous homes combined despite not looking like any of them.
Anonymous No.938375378 [Report] >>938375822
>>938374773 (OP)
I had a dream I was walking on water one time, turns out they just put a rubber mat on the bed because the other kid peed all the time, and man I had to really take a leak when I woke up like that was kind of the big take away after that dream. If you dream about taking a leak after you been drinking just don't dream about using the toilet. No matter how old you get that one has stuck with me. Not that I haven't uh forgot to remember that. or anything.
Anonymous No.938375822 [Report]
>>938375378
I get a lot of piss dreams too. One time I was in the bathroom with two chicks and I just started pissing on one of them. She loved it