Thread 149527130

FIFA CLUB WORLD CUP
>Monday June 30th
21:00 Inter 0 (Nill) - 2 (Two) Fluminense

>Tuesday July 1st
21:00 Juventus - Real Madrid

Reminder to stay mercatopilled, trust all schizo rumors, begin your fantacalcio planning and spend all your savings on overpriced DAZN subscriptions along with panini trading cards.

negru

>>149527155
Just accept it's gonna be a horror show, not even Yildiz can save >us

LUCA SEI PER ME

What if Donny Dean accidentally plays for us tomorrow ahah

Interbros???

>The Serie Ass humiliation cuck fetish play continues.
>Tomorrow Jj’s turn.
>More updates to follow.

BREAKING INTER MILAN ELIMINATED FROM THE CLUB WORLD CUP DESPITE A MICKEY MOUSE DRAW

Although they faced AS Donald Duck, Sporting Goofy, and FC Minnie, the Inter players failed to reach the quarter-finals

What a massive underperformance for this lousy club

NÃO E MOLE NÃO

O FLUMINENSE NÃO É INTER DE MILÃO

An Inter enters a bank
Crack

>>149527235
Even for AI that's terrible kek

Do you know what rhymes with Hercules?
That's right: MAYULU

is oscimmeon the dumbest of the dumb negrus?
if a club with nabules finances sends him into the turkish abyss just go get rid of him there must be some serious dumb negru shit going on

this is so grim

After losing the Scudetto, losing the Coppa Italia, losing the Champions League, Inter loses 2:0 against Fluminense and knocks itself out of the Club World Cup.
Inter outplayed.

>>149527253
I'm not even entirely sure who's to blame there

The last Italian team eliminated from international competitions for the first time since 2017.

>>149527293
You saved it!

>>149527316
Sì!

>>149527235
Imagine the locker room tales, imagine the contract wars with Comoli and Osimeme's agent. Imagine
>>149527253
Where is blud going???? Is this guy going to become the next Pastoni? Sucic too, these are supposed to be players who are rested and have been training with the squad for at least a month now, you are telling me they forgot what a spatial awareness is?

They wanted to win but they took it in the Hercules

Hehe

Holy bordata at the calha from the lauti

Sleep tight /seriea/

And mo you're telling me we are playable

I think the unplayables are going home eh
Just checking... you never know if those two goals are allowed

>>149527390
which supermarket sells those?

>>149527361
Imagine having Eddie Van Halen as your coach. Based.

>>149527419
mercadona

Thiago Silva LITERALLY just fucking said that he called Allegri for advice on how to beat Inter.
Thought Thiago.

>>149527419
Plus

>>149527255
>is oscimmeon the dumbest of the dumb negrus?
he's in the conversation for sure

>>149527479
thought fabregas

>Lautaro Martinez: "I apologise to the fans for our display. I want to win trophies with this club. If players want to stay, they need to be motivated. If they aren't, it's better that they leave. I've seen stuff I didn't like."
Surely he'll put himself in the list of players who need to leave

Is Bonny going to play

>>149527596
how does one play for the unplayables though?

HOLY

I now know what goes on in Terni

What the fuck is Marotta doing lmao

He's not looking good

Imagine losing to the sampdoria of Brasil

It's too hot

>>149527777
dead before 2027, quads confirm it

>>149527786
Id say they are more like the Atalanta of Brazil.

>>149527704
Ah fuck me I missed this lmao, could've been kino
Well I'll just watch their grown-up versions tomorrow at 21 :)

missed the game. glad judging from result.

hakan out it seems.?

>>149527777
Give him the Heihachi cut

Wait Fábio is fucking 50 years old keeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

Just preordered five copies of tomorrow's paper

>>149527853
You are gonna ask for him to leave because of one game on a summer tourney when his legs have been done in because an over-ambitious manager tried to tackle 3 comps at once despite having no other DM because Asslani is awful?

>>149527926
>doesn't capitalize the S after a full stop

>>149527777
AMICI AHRARARA

>>149527853
roached is back in italy because his injured and he wasn't going to recover on time to play any of the game(s)

>>149528006
I feel like he's so dependant on the copium that things aren't that bad up there that he doesn't even use sunscreen

>Federico Pereira
Christ, who is this guy now

Federico Pereirardeschi

hey how are the reactions in italy to inter's defeat?

>>149528079
>Uruguayan
WTF BELGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149528027
oh come on man that's just mean

>binter
You get what you fucking deserve.

Federico Chieseira

Turkiye szn

>>149527704
Bbilan’s entire scouting force dispatched quicker than DEVGRU after you say something mildly critical of Israel

>>149528216
What am i looking at

>>149527853
Opinions on Lauti and Il Tikus getting kwabbed by a 40yo CB?

>>149528577
I'll post the "before" after this and you can have a guess why I mentioned Turkiye

>>149528577
>>149528601

>>149528095
wtf i rate him
>>149528437
can jjust even field a team when the african cup of negrus is on?

Hair strand's

He's mocking us too...

>Quest'anno sono arrivati giocatori di altissimo livello
I was about to >>>/x/ but that board just won't make the cut in this case

>>149528601
>>149528616
>Thomas Beelen
More like Thomas Beelan hahah!

>>149528660
AKA "The Combover"

>>149528660
>>149528684
Meant to add that all this, at the age of 23 is brutal kek

Sorry for spamming

>>149528684
Cole Palmer-esque

>interisti you just want believe the hit you've made around here
>you are all we post about
>you are the wonder of the year
>oooooh what a pity if its all a lie
>still i think, you can compete for every trophy if you tryyyyyy

>>149528684
how does it stay in place after sweating for 90 minutes?

>>149528822
See >>149528616

It doesn't, but at every start of the game, after half-time and during the interviews and press conferences he combs it back into place.

But he'll look like Carlos Augusto soon enough I'm sure.

>>149528616
vaguely looks like Cats actually

>>149528881
At least Gatti has the decency to embrace it without clinging to combovers or anything like that
he's 100% getting a transplant too but still

>>149528896
Klaassen (Inter legend) did an interview to a podcast like a year ago about it. Especially for footballers the timing is supposedly pretty tricky because for the first couple of weeks you're really not supposed to excercise and sweat etc.

So basically the summer break it the only chance they have for it. So I wouldn't expect Cats to get it done anytime soon unless Jj gets elimated and he hurries of to do it.

>>149528616
What a bvll with that combover

>>149528964
you sweat during summer though

>A BIG MATCH-UP
"I expect a difficult match, against a renowned team with great qualities that, in the last ten years, have shown their worth in all competitions. Real Madrid is always strong in these tournaments. We are prepared. We want to advance, we want to play our cards. I really liked Real Madrid's last match. I saw quality, teamwork and sacrifice. I saw a real team. We have a difficult match ahead of us, we have analysed it well, but I told my players that these are the best matches to play. Everyone wants to beat Real Madrid, we want to try too. We have to face it like this, also with great courage. The match of the tournament for us? Obviously!

>BELIEF
"The defeat against City? Defeat is part of the game and of life, you accept it and move on. Tomorrow is another match, we have progressed through the group, now there is the first step of the second part of the competition ahead of us. The difficulty of the challenge is evident, but we have to believe in it and try in every way to do our best to win and advance. Then there are also the opponents, of course, but we have to believe, run a lot, sacrifice ourselves, not make any mistakes and concede as little as possible. I believe in it, when the match starts we'll see what happens."

Tudor day.

Now just imagine if Locatelli went to DAZN and said similar stuff to what Lautardo said lel

wait they lost against Flatulense?

>Everaldo, Fluminense player, in an interview with SporTV at the end of the match against Inter Milan "They don't have three balls. They have two like us."
does he know

>>149529507
They didn't lost, they are now back home so they can prepare for an even more successful season next season :flexing_arm: :flexing_arm: :flexing_arm:

https://computerjames.itch.io/stealth-cw
Stealth crossword puzzle

has reijnders always been that brown

>>149530884
Yes, he just looked whiter when stood next to the Bbilan Black Boys.

>>149530884
Their coats usually get lighter during winter months

Al-Hilal reminds me of Jj

Al Kebab would bootyblast JJ

Yeah, Inzaghi left for a better team

2 classic Gvardiol moments with both holes kek

It is a disgrace that Fluminense would let a figure from Greek mythology play.
The match is to be invalidated, 3-0 to inter, 10 penalty points to fluminense, two of their titles of choice to TelecomItalia executives revoked in court and an administrative fine to buy a new small table for Inter's trophy room

imagine getting BTFO by a 2,000+ year old greek fart

>Inzaghi might win against Guardiola
>all he needed to do was not manage Inter in a champions league final
Al-be laffin

we would have raped inter

So is Inter just that bad or what?

>>149534535
when in doubt, one must remember the first law of thermodynamics of Italian football: everything touched by inter eventually turns to shit

>jewve lost 5 to this shit team
lmao lol kek

>>149534608
>Icardi
>Lautaro
>Lukaku
>Coutinho
>Gabigol
>Inzaghi
>Conte (he got some massive weights put on him post-scudetto and only managed to find a job last year to win again)
What else?

>>149529222
humbly /r/equesting a shoop of this image with an e in place of the adidas symbol so that the background can read as
>jjejj

>>149528094
Everyone laughs at them, they say they didn't care.

PVNISHED INZAGHINO

>>149534822
Adriano?

>Limone won against City by parking the bus and effectively nullifying their wingers
Wow so you're telling me a coach can adapt his tictocs according to his opponent's strengths?! That's mad!

>>149528094
gazzetta (inter's cheerleading club) hasn't tweeted since yesterday
the damage control the sports press in general will have to pull off is going to be biblical this time since inzaghi, the one on whom they tried to place all the blame for the 5-0 final loss, also defeated man shitty hours later

>>149528094
only /sp/ nerds care for the CWC

find me an inter bro who said we are unplayable, the truth is that we have an old team to rejuvenate

>Kamaldeen Sulemana will become a new Atalanta player from today. An operation based on 17 million euros has therefore been closed.
>In the meantime, the Dea have closed the operation Honest Ahanor, a 2008 talent from Genoa. It is a deal worth 20 million euros in total.
>Juventus is pressing for Victor Osimhen, who is increasingly the number one target for the attack. Contacts between the Nigerian striker and the Bianconeri club have intensified in the last few hours, and the club is counting on a definitive yes to the transfer. After that, negotiations with Napoli can begin, who are asking for a figure very close to the €75M release clause.

not a good morning /seriea/

>disgusting performance last night
>inzaghi getting his revenge on city

no amount of tuesday tummies or lidl icecream can fix these complicated emotions

Buona sera, miei amici italiani, spero che stiate bene. Capisco che ieri possa essere stata una giornata scomoda, ma state tranquilli. Nel caso in cui il Real Madrid batta la Juventus, il Palmeiras sarà la squadra più italiana per rappresentarvi in questa competizione.

Kino

De Sciglio is currently available on a free transfer

i hope thuram gets sold

>>149537126
so is Insigne

Tudor...

>>149537152
Yeah he's definitely Inter's main problem

>>149537157
will be intrasting to see how he does under chivu. but he chokes all the big games and dives every chance when having a bad game. also misses sitters in big games too

useless driblly striker.

>>149537168
5-0
2-0

>>149537168
I think if he scores goals he's gud if he doesn't he's no gud

>lauti pazzerello keeps missing easy chances all season long
>blames thuram instead
????

>>149537177
checked and agreed

Tudor...

>>149537223
>frattesi
>ruggeri
Who is next? Cristante?

>>149537239
I hate this fucking gypsy so much

>>149537246
Locatelli, I saw it in my dreams

>>149537152
We just bought Thuram 2.0: Bonny

Luis Henrique is a fenomeno btw

Danielle de Jong is up!

>>149537291
hope he is more clinical and not a big game choker.

>>149537313
maybe on planet retardo

>>149537494
name 5 wingbacks better than him in serie ass

>>149527169
BELLADONNA MAMMA MIA ALIMENTE CIAO-AO

>>149537506
Ahanor
Cambiaso
Bellanova
N. Tavares
Dodo

why are serie ass tactics so outdated? Who uses a three-man defense in the rest of the world? why are we stuck in 1985 in this fucking country?

>>149537551
LOL

>4-3-3 gud
>3-5-2 baaad
tw*tteroid are so unintelligent

>>149537618
toro

>>149537255
To be fair, who else can even start here

>36c
It’s too hot

>>149537635
Yeah... I already vomited in my mouth a few times last few days by seeing fat black women in shorts.

Ducci names and surnames be like Rinus Israel

now that the dust has settled... who was fabio the tifoso nerazzurro avanguardia di suning?

>>149537692
Fabio De Luigi, especially when he dresses as Baraldi

>>149537724
kek

It's cool and all Tudor but how the fuck are you gonna put the team in a position of winning, >we can't win with the power of friendship

>>149537610
which was the last club to win a CL with a 3 man defence

>>149537734
why not? if fluminense can beat inter, al hilal can beat man city and draw real madrid, botafogo can beat psg etc etc

>>149537734
how about the power of fiendship?

>>149537749
Yeah but those teams clearly had an idea on the pitch, meanwhile I've only seen one tactic from Jj in this tournament and it's pass to Yildiz and pray. I want to be positively surprised, but I have like zero hope, motherfucking Rugani is gonna be up against Mbappé.

>>149537772
Kalulu - Rugani - Kelly is actually a decent defense memes aside

I just want to see kalulu defend against mayulu, can we make it happen?

>>149537799
the serie ass derby

>>149537799
Would have to be in the semis, but it can technically happen

>>149537618
Svrely he called tudor then

.

>>149537863
why doesn't he just get a transplant with all his money? between that and his fat legs he looks like a slob

>>149537863
after the 5-0 he used up all the anti-butthurt cream and now goes around with a sunburn on his head, poor dude

>>149537239
>>149537629
at least start kostic instead of alberto costa

ngl the biscoffs were good, good job belgio

>>149537947
Yeah, let's start a shitter in his 30s over a guy who can at least run fast enough to avoid getting smoked by Vini

>>149537668
That’s “Iron Rinus” to you chud

>>149537635
many people are saying this

>>149537863
From the thumbnail I thought it was one of the Daft Punk members, duh

Major crime of forbiddenposting, but this thread is simply incredible
https://x.com/sandrosca/status/1930217103820263753

>>149537781
if serie b is the goal maybe

>“What surprised me even more were the words that came after. Words that hit hard. Words that divide, not unite,” he said.

cucknoglu

>>149538139
now he has his excuse to leave without feeling guilty

>>149538139
>>149538144

Surely this won't cause issues in the lockeroom

>>149538139
60m and he can leave

>>149538255
>Real vs Jj with the heavy rain and thunder striking
At least it'll look cool, sign me up

>>149538274
They can't play in case of a thunderstorm

>>149538274
>it'll look cool
it won't because the game will be postponed/suspended

>>149538282
>>149538285
Oh yeah almost forgot that they stop shit as soon as there is rain, well at least I won't have to watch >us lose

>>149538385
I unironically knew that rumors about this dude would pop up at some point as soon as he said to that Viola fan that he'd never go to Jj

/an/ idea: a dence comprising Dodo, Gatti and Flamingo

>>149538399
add Falcone from Lecce while you're at it

>>149538399
Federico Gattoni too

>>149538399
Orsolini and il pulcino Pio Esposito belong in there too

>>149538378
basata

>>149537668
F

Rinus Isgattuso

TFC reach mutual contract terminations with Insigne, Bernardeschi

>>149538580
GRIMOLLI BRING HIM BACK

Dodo for 30 milioncini would be NUTS

>>149538385
kys grimolli

Kolo / David / Osimhen

Who says no?

>>149538642
me holy shit lmao
>>149538632
kys grimtoli

>>149538642
Belgio
the WEF
me

>>149538654
>the WEF
wouldnt they approve?
theyre a destroy your country for a fringe post world war 2 ideology lobby arent they

The IMF, WEF and WTO walk into hotel lobby...

Zépiqueno Redmond has bid farewell to Feyenoord. The striker, who won the European title with Oranje under 19 last week, is reportedly on his way to Aston Villa.

Several clubs have reportedly shown interest in the striker. Aston Villa sees Redmond as a good investment for the future.

‘As a little boy, I drove past De Kuip countless times,’ Redmond writes on Instagram. "Every time, I dreamed of one day being able to stand on the pitch there myself. That dream has come true: playing in the magical stadium De Kuip."

Redmond made his debut for Feyenoord last November. The striker played a total of nine games for the Rotterdammers. His appearances included Champions League matches against AC Milan and Internazionale.

‘The past year has flown by,’ Redmond continued. "I am incredibly grateful to the staff for the trust and opportunities I have been given to show myself at the highest level. I cherish those moments and experiences and will take them into my future career. Now a new chapter is starting."

Redmond became champion of Europe last Thursday with Oranje under 19. The Netherlands were too strong for Spain in the final, 1-0. Redmond played two games at the European Championship.

>corona says bastoni and barella also bet on games using figureheads but they got off scot-free.

tonali and fagioli payed a small price for everybody else basically, if they went all the way with the investigations they would have probably dismantled the NT kek

when is grimtoli getting sacked?

>>149538916
imagine the atmosphere in the locker room at Euro2024 lmao

>>149539039
could you imagine if someone on the team had snitched about everything?

>>149539096
it might have happened as well, Spalletti probably grabbed the popcorn and enjoyed the shitshow unfold kek

>>149538916
So was Tonali the one getting everyone addicted?

>>149539128
that begs the question: Who got him addicted in the first place? Was he patient zero?

>>149539128
Apparently he introduced fagioli but corona says fagioli is undoubtedly the worst of the two since he actively took part in scamming others. This friend of fagioli the mentions bastoni, barella, bellanova ... there's not a clear answer for why there wasn't prosecution against them so one can think they're either not involved or more likely it was buried

>>149539128
don't think so
always remember that when it comes to saving the honour of the FIGC, in the broadest sense, the culprits vilified by the Italian sports press are always the ones without political connections and least to blame

>Juventus, there is an offer to United for Sancho: 25 million ready

I'm the only one who thinks it's a steal

Allegri likes loftus cheeks and wants too keep him he will play a key role

>>149539128
If I told you I'd have to puncture your football

>>149537957
costa's sense of position is even terza categoria worthy, have you seen the first man city goal against >us?

>>149539262
yes

>>149539238
The transfer fee is only that low because ManU is desperate to get his wages off the books. No idea what his wages would be in Turin, but he doesn't strike me as the type of player to that a big cut.

>>149539286
>Cambiaso
??

>>149539286
hello? Grim department?

Looks like Tikus hates Lauti and Beppe

>diskburner is only 31
wtf?

>>149537168
Thuram was the only striker scoring goals consistently for half a season while Lautardo kept hitting the crossbar even against the likes of Serie B teams.
He stopped playing well because he started every single fucking game since besides him and Lautardo, Inter have no strikers, all 3 of the backups are ass.
>>149538139
>stirrs shit up in the locker room at Milan
>leaves with everyone hating him
>stirrs shit up in the locker room at Inter
Wonder what will happen next.

>>149539274
He played like ass against Shitty, but he's had some good performances in other matches recently, absolutely nothing incredible of course but I'm picking him over a Kostic who was also unwatchable against Shitty any day of the week

Ass mentioned

>>149539342
You can't be for real, the other matches were against farmers and even there his decision making was questionable

>>149539352
are those recycled trampolines?

>>149539359
We're talking about Costa versus motherfucking Kostic, the guy who was so dogshit that even the roaches didn't want him, the guy who isn't only old but also hasn't played a decent match in years, here my only criteria isn't that Costa is especially good it's just that I'm picking him over Kostic to mark Vini

>>149527253
Interbros i came to this thread because i need an explanation, how does this team manage to fumble the ball in the most impressively retarded ways ever so consistently? What the fuck is wrong with the defenders? Every goal against them feels like this, baffling behaviour really

>>149539238
yes
1 year on his contract lmao

Simone beating City makes me believe the 5-0 was due to psychological stress of losing the scudetto

>>149539386
Costa is shit, he's worse than Savona who is in turn worse than any other fullback/wingback who's ever played for this team in the past 15 years.
You can't field him there against the likes of Vinicius/Mbappe/Rodrygo, you're just asking for trouble.

>>149539389
The likes of Pastoni, Acerbi and such have a lot of milleage on their backs and can barely put 2 and 2 together, but Carboni and Sucic's behavior is inexcusable, they were fresh off the bench and somehow couldnt stop the guy?

>>149539393
nobody ordered him to choke against Parma with his usual shit substitutions management

Aston villa Toulouse Nice Torino interested in saud it all depends on gasperini decision

>>149539403
Reminder that this is the Belgio that rates Douglas Luiz to this very day

>>149539403
Give me Weah playing as a wingback then, I'm not even joking, if Costa has to be benched I'd much rather see Weah fullfill the position and try to do something decent. McKennie or Kostic are the other options, those guys would genuinely be worse.

>>149539425
lole
arent you the duccio that rates copemeiners to this very day though

>Double duccios and belgios
Spot the real ones

>>149539553
Belgium isn't a real country, many people say it's the Croatia of western Europe, so the premise of your question is flawed

>>149534460
They were already certain of advancing so they fielded bench players. They'll destroy Madrid today.

>>149539688
Milik will destroy those Spaniards

FINALLY, that's who worstThuram's new haircut reminded me of lol

>>149539317
based. get the choker out. simone pls buy

NEW: There’s a 45% chance of thunderstorms during Real Madrid vs Juventus tonight.

30-minute suspension is mandatory if it takes place.

business idea, the worst players from the previous match have to wear a jew hat with a metal rod the following match if they're predicting rain.

>>149539739
The rules apparently come into play if there is a lightning strike within 8km of the stadium, then there is a 30 minute suspension and this "timer" resets every time with a new lightning strike withing that 8km radius.

it is shameful that Brazilian players, now accustomed to Rio's winter with highs of 22 degrees, had to face a European team in the northern hemisphere, very accustomed to these June temperatures; the gods of football have fortunately rewarded the Brazilians

BREAKING MERCATOO

hellas verona is closing in on 22 year old greek international defender Andreas doi from olympiacos. A deal which will see him move to the gialloblu on loan with a non mandatory future fee of 4 million euros

>Hellas Verona
>buys Greek players

Andreas Doi and Josh Doig enter a coffee

>>149539799
>place a lightning rod atop a structure near the stadium
>you can now indefinitely postpone any match during a thunderstorm

>>149539875
With or without sugar?

>>149539739
>>149539799
it's fucking miami, there is thunderstorm every 30 minutes, imaging this shitfest during the world cup

>>149539933
I read this morning in the paper that out of the 8 stadiums that have been affected by weather delays, only 7 will be used for CUM26 so there's that at least

>>149539974
i will now acknowledge his existence again

>>149539974
someone gives that man a medium rare steak and the problem is solved

>>149540009
drier than the Po river on a scorching summer

>>149540009
Attila has been here

>>149539862
he is albanian though

Mbrap is aging fast

It's quite simple, white people weren't built for this heat.

Ms. Anneke
Please have drink
A glass of water from your sink

Your skin's so dry
It looks rather scary
No wonder you will no longer be married

Imagine if M.Thuram wants to join Jjust and is pushing himself out for that lole

Gazzetta already started dogpilling Hakan

enjoys the binlan summer in your path

>>149540441
Mosquito/fly status?

Just need to survive tomorrow then we be chilling

cute

>>149540458
brety gud but havent been to the countryside yet

>>149540498
big oof.

F

I have a fever

>>149540605
Gatti pls

>>149540607
Onions Alberto

>>149540605
t.Koopmeiners in about an hour

>>149540333
:)

Donkey Kong Lukakanza

All these guys will have to leave Lyon because they can't pay their salaries, who are you taking

>>149540740
1 2 3 and 9 would be unironic starters at Jj

Thiago Almerda for name purposes

>>149540740
Cherki is already gone, idk where you're getting your information from but it's outdated at the very least

>>149540740
nobody but i would give them kalunegru to help them get a honorable 8th place in ligue 2

>>149540795
It's the biggest salaries of Lyon from the 24/25 season, obviously Cherki left at the start of the mercato but all the guys have to leave or lower their contracts

>>149540830
You are locked in a zoo tent with Kalunegru and Negruani
You have one bullet
Who are you shooting

>>149540795
>>149540834

https://www.transfermarkt.it/olympique-lione/startseite/verein/1041

This is pretty much everyone in the first team. Add into account the likehood of them selling players from the youth team as well

Almerda is really gud btw

>>149540845
>zoo tent
lmao
>myself so i dont have to watch them anymore
probably kalunegru because jjust doesnt own negruani
>>149540864
btfogo owns him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pcg9NVGMxg
What the actual fuck, Red Dead Online is getting an update

>>149540886
>btfogo owns him
Botafogo and Lyon (as of now) are part of the Eagle group so technically they both own him.

Speaking of which Uefa has been kwabing multiownership teams that qualified for europe this year

Sminem Calhanoglu

>>149540886
>btfogo owns him
Isn't Botafogo linked to Jj in some way or another, they also wear black and white

>>149540922
>red bull is involved with 5 clubs which have a red bull logo
no fucking way
>Botafogo and Lyon (as of now) are part of the Eagle group so technically they both own him.
i doubt relegation clauses will kick in because of that desu

>>149541091
Sudaca team that is not Botafogo > Botafogo > Lyon

This what I mean to say. Being in the same group has them work as bridge to bring players from S.America to France

I wouldn't bring myself to France

>>149541149
elkann thinks the opposite

>Stellantis to the government: “Lower energy costs or we will close factories by year-end”

you realize that shitters like cockmeiners and douglas michael are destroying italy's economy

>>149541482
>destroying italy's economy
Now we must start wondering if it's truly a bad thing at the end of the day

A lot of 'rrari's showing up

Fulmined by Fluminense

Monchi bought Zépiqueno.

>>149542025
Grimolli ffs

JUST IN: Al Qadsiah is trying to hijack Jonathan David deal.

The Saudi Arabian club is ready to pay up to €15m in commissions.

The Canadian striker is also open to joining the club.

>>149542155
Lmfaooooo I saw it coming from kilometers away

Intrasting photo

Heavy rain has already started at the Hard rock stadium ahead of Real Madrid vs Juventus.

Hard Cock Stadium

>>149542202
They're never gonna play this shit if it continues

>>149542234
Good.

>>149542234
I kneel...

*casts Torrential Rain*

Why does Madrid have a nihao striker named Gonzalo? That's a first name and hispanic at that

>>149542155
oh no

>Among the stories told there is also that of the contract for the assignment of cleaning services for all the facilities of the Asp of Cosenza. Forty-five million euros. Which should end up in companies attributable to Claudio Lotito, senator of Forza Italia. Only that, as usually happens, the Asp, in this case, did not use the digital platform, MePa of Consip, which should guarantee transparency and control, but another formula.


I prefer american ownership because they're less bonded to our country's political mold

>>149542412
>contract for the assignment of cleaning services for all the facilities of the Asp of Cosenza. Forty-five million euros.
there better be a lot of facilities to clean for that amount of money

>>149542462
that too

>>149542349
What exactly are we supposed to do against that

>Popcorn?
Ready.
>DAZN website?
Logged in.
>Excited to watch Kalulu fuck it up for Jj
1000%

>>149542555
Play ultra offensively to let their very fast wingers get into the box and shoot

>>149542555
Trust his plan*

>>149542555
Not gonna lie, I have no idea

>>149542627
The thumbnail made Turco look like late Heskey there

I'm scared to load up any of the social media and look at the "A disposizione:" post following the official line-up

>>149542627
There were like no other options in defence kek, only other way would've been to bring Bremer on or play the Next Gen kids. At least I know it's ogre.

>>149542627
>Costa starting again
Never in my life I felt such disdain for one of >our coaches, not even Ferrara could trigger me so much

>>149542652
Pinsoglio, Daffara, Garofani, Bremer, Gatti, Koopmeiners, Vlahovic, Gonzalez, McKennie, Adzic, Kostic, Weah, Douglas Luiz, Rouhi, Mbangula.

>>149542688
Incerdible webm, saved

At the octaves of the Club World Cup with a defence consisting of LOID CHELLI and DANIELE RUGANI

I have received news.
Full Time: Real Madrid 1-2 Juventus.

>>149542825
I am in the hands of Turco (and Digre who's gonna have to make like 10 saves)

https://x.com/NME/status/1939976723044737425
>CHVRCHES also confirmed they've been "secretly" working on a new album for the past six months

Related to /seriea/ because she is in fact Scottish

if you lose against Kwabi Alonso you are officially exposed as a coach.

another wooden chicken breast from lidl....my ciabitta sandwich is ruined....my patience is running thin

for me, it's Ricky Van Wolfswinkel

I sneezed really hard and now my right shoulder is hurting like crazy

>>149543231
Let me guess. You got vaxxed in the right shoulder?

>>149543240
Who tf gets vaxxed in his shoulder

Who tf gets vaxxed in the first place

>there's a concrete chance Lang will be a calcio player next year
Duccio!

>>149543276
Me, I asked for 103 doses, I'm literally invincible

>>149543214
last year Retegol and Kean cost half of that for reference

>>149543345
CHECK THE STATS AND ANALYTICS! XG CONVEX TAIL INDEX THE ALGORITHMS ARE SPEAKING FOR THEMSELVES!!!!

I’m not going to wrap rags around it, Cambiaso and Savona are just so cute

>Juventus are close to reaching an agreement with Jonathan David after new proposal sent to the striker.
>Negotiations underway with details to be clarified as Juventus hope to get the final green light soon.

>>149543198
time for a revenge steal

i returned the old sausages and got my money back

Fluminense has never lost against Italian teams, 15 games, 11 wins, 4 draws.

>timefall approaching in Milan
wtf

>>149543593
euro teams are more tired after season compared to latinos

>>149543638
Same number of matches played btw

If I don't read rumors then they're not going to happen
Simple as

Me? I detached myself from the chiral network so no rumor can reach me

>>149543662
Please read about the rumoured Ace Combat 8 that might get announced at the Bandai Namco showcase

test

>>149543548
im planning to steal 3-4 pairs of socks i ve done it before they never notice if you put them inside the rest

>>149543534
Now please fire, kill or leave Tudor on the Beach so we can have some FREEDOM kino

>Turco
What the fuck was that

Turco that should've been a goal...

Culo sulle Mani looks sharp
The turk looks rusty

Arda Guler looks like a lesbian with a dried uterus
Kenan Yildiz looks like a bottom power twink

Today I coom

>>149543727
very gypsy coded post

What level do you need to reach to unlock both the Real CB's?

By Christ, the Real Madrid DS built an AFCON team

Real madrid is literally fielding their Z team with a bunch of random Garcias nobody has ever heard of with a modulo they haven't used in 50 years
Juba is fielding their sqvadronest 'dronest and are going to be tryharding for the entire match
Juventus wins this easily

5 minutes without conceding :)

Kylie Pa-ACK

>>149543534
kys grimolli

>>149543727
lidl must fear the greek man

NOOOOOOOOO

>

>>149543923
She didn't fly so good

Negruani just remembered he's supposed to be shit

kys negruani

>>149543949
ehehe

i think gobbi should have a chance since real plays new attacking footy so there is risk of mistakes

Sfinter thirdie trying too hard at owling

>>149543870
wish i had their talent! i would have walked away with the entire cash register

Business idea: Keroro Muani

No "Visit Detroit" on the shirts anymore?

I must say the golden Jeep maybe looks even better than the blank version of this shirt

>>149544016
Elkann visited Detroit himself and decided it was too much

>Got back from the dentist in time to watch jjust play
Grim

NOOOOOO

today real madrid will realize that they bought the wrong turk

Tudor this is NOT stern

>>149543978
kino shirt

>Culo Pooani

>>149544009
that's for sure brother

Kalunegru dead, I guess we know who Belgio decided to shoot in that zoo tent

>commentator shitting on jjust huijsen deal
thanks daznegru

Holy fuck it's so over lel

>another cb injury
kek

Another defender bites the dust

Laporte news?

Motta's kurp or something, Tudor dindu nuffin he has Jjust DNA :)

Rwanda Kongo Mali has been exceptionally shit tonight

Don't like this yellow sleeve sponsor, makes it hard to tell who is the captain

>>149544157
Should've started Vlahovic but people hate him for some reaosn

Kalunegru dead? We should sign David, Sancho and Osimhen immediately

this is torture...its so bad i m wishing womens euro was already on

>>149544189
Grimtoli deserves it desu

July 2025

Rugani - Locatelli CB partnership against Real Madrid in an official match

>>149544189
Do you get a separate Belgio commentator? For random games we suddenly get a Belgian one

We are going to see Huijsen's first RM gol (OG)

My French university group is making fun of Kolo Muani

Juba is literally dominating

Just watched a David goals compilation
- his shooting is ass
- his stops are decent, world class if compared to Zingarovic
- he looks goofy with the ball
- doesn't seem to be pacy
- he's good at pks
- he can dribble but looks, again, goofy
- he's way shorter than I thought lol
meh/10

Vini has already lost his fucking mind kek

Costa moggin Vini

>>149544247
>- he's good at pks
Zingaro was supposed to be elite at those too lel, watch him turn into a boiled pear when he lands at Continassa

>>149544239
Do you ever talk about Clio in that group?

Survived 22 minutes

Thuram is the Three Gorges Dam of football

There's some good stuff, but clearly not enough

Rugani is better than George Lloyd

Fucking grim

The camera is too far away I can't distinguish our negrus between each other
Also Cambiaso looks like Costa for some reason

>>149544388
Very similar posture, they stand up very straight naturally but bend down the same way when taking defensive posture

>>149544247
2025 Vlahovic is basically putting the bar in the 9th circle of hell

>>149544209
yes but i sometimes get duccio commentators too
>>149544247
do NOT check how many goals he got left after subtracting the (puhs)

He looks even smaller from the RefereeCam lmao

Did RM just neglect their right flank or what

>>149544424
Strange, I have an (actual) Dutch one right now. Weird inconsistency

ruggeri to atletico is intrasting. hope he gets to develop alot.

>>149544448
Do NOT look up how much Alexander Arnold is paid per year

Based Tudor schizoing out

>>149544462
bring back jack van gelder

Rugani is unironically >our best defender

>>149544489
>3 years younger than me
>already pretty much bald

BASED RUGANI

>>149544523
He's also the only defender lololo

>>149544520
He's been cancelled for bragging about sticking candles up the vagoos of passed out female students and interns

>>149544424
10 out of 25 goals with 12 assists, 2 penalties missed
For reference Vlahovic scored 6 out of 17 with 5 assists, 0 penalties missed

Successfully lasted half an hour

Valverde's one of my favorite midfielders out there tbqh

>>149544579
cute voice too

If he were born in Firenze he'd be called Alexander-Arno

>>149544546
what the fuck but also grim
i always switched to dutch tv when the duccios played in the wc
2010 worldc up was kino
>>149544549
grim

Cambiaso is suffering from heat damage

>>149544556
italio gaining minutes

The "Not conceded for 40 minutes" trophy would be celebrated hard by Interisti

>>149544682
Imagine the Cazzetta posts!

>>149544627
Trent but without the going to Real Madrid part

My stomach is aching worse than Nico Gonzalez's organs after a visit at the oncologist

So, so much wasteful

CARMON JEWVIE SCARE SAM FACKING GOALS

Jonathan David groped me in a bar in Cremona

Fun fact: the creampie was invented in cremona

>>149544763
brave for sharing

Cute Tudor and Bellingham moment

>>149544763
no, that was me

Fun fact: my great-grandfather was italian, I consider myself more Italian than Brazilian, my Italian team is Milan

Kelly is about to chapel right before the first half ends

DI GRE

>>149544849
Already two big saves

Credit where credit is due, MDG was a great buy

If he were a Muslim he'd be called Noa Allahng

If he were a F1 driver he'd be called Alexander Albon

Lads I'm starting to think serie ass is unironically better than lel liga

Half-time chocolate

SUCCESSFULLY lifted the "Survived first half" trophy
Now now, do I risk taking a shit and missing the first few minutes or nay

>>149544934
La Liga has been pub tier for about 5-6 years now, Lecce defend better than this

>>149544895
he is muslim doe

l'Italia chiamò.
Let's go Juve!

That was actually a pretty decent first half

I just checked the two benches and I want to cry

Laporte and Lookman on at the half

:)

>>149545270
why do they always have to be grumpy and complain is it a requirement in their pundit contract?

>>149545270
I'd take a hungover Vidal and elderly Davids to the midfield right now instead of pathetic excuses of players like Copemeiners or Luiz

>Anime-style ad for bipolar meds comes on
Yeah I’d give it maybe a decade before total societal collapse

>>149545297
If you ever see Davids at these legends games and street football tournaments you'd be stunned with how good he still is

>>149545323
I did. And sometimes he still does a random 2 legged tackle because that's just him.

>>149545297
Even Marchisio would walk in today's Jj midfield

>>149545322
>watch any american stream of anything
>get bombared by food and meds ads
every fucking time
at least they finally opened Popeye's in Poland like a year ago, shit's cash compared to awful kfc or maccas

>>149545385
Calm down blud, Marchisio can barely walk

>>149545440
that's still an improvement over Copemeiners unironically

Italo #6's gf started squirting outside the stadium

>>149545421
popeyes fucks but I’m in the suburbs and the only ones around me are in the ghetto. I always got a kick out of seeing british ads on an illegal stream, the amount of betting ads used to stand out but now we have that cancer here too, again, a decade tops before society collapses

I will come to rue this post, but Kelly has been solid

Vini really is ass

>>149545490
>in the ghetto
F
can you at least get it doordashed or something? or will the negroes not contain themselves when trying to bring you chicken?

lockytelly did gud there

https://x.com/bisesse2/status/1939968511616368945
Crying

>>149545562
I could but I’m not really a doordash guy and it’s good but not so good that I’d pay all the extra fees for it

Dildiz ribalts it. Screenshot this.

I literally just got up from the toilet and saw we conceded

Yeah it was bound to happen, Jj doesn't really have it in this second half

striker unmarked haha

Whose kurp was it?

>>149545616
makes sense, the food delivery apps are getting more jewish every month I feel with the random added fees pulled out of my ass

>>149545322
they all look as if they were made with ai too

>>149545688
Kelly for not hoofing it out

george lloyd is kil

ANOTHER "defender" dead

Kelly down

>>149545421
all kitchen joints will soon go out of bussiness there is woody chicken breasts everywhere

if kelly dies this would be worthy

>>149545736
I don't know what happened with kfc, either my guts started to just not like it or they're doing something with the ingredients, I used to be able to eat it just fine but when I eat it now I have very painful shits the next day

>Nico Gonzalez
Just shut off my TV and threw it behind one of those bulletproof glasses at Louvre

oh nnonono they are ole oleing

>>149545780
How will you watch my Star Trucker stream later?!?!

>Kostic and Nico
It's so over lmfao

Randal ain't better than zingaro, jj bro's
Infact he's worse

First Kostic moment is up

>>149545810
Well baited my good sir

>>149545810
he's worse because of his skin color alone

Tudor looked disheartened lmao

Disheartened Tudor.jpg

>>149545891
He can't do shit, Madrid is getting better and better and Jj's bench doesn't offer anything good

>>149545891
he can't even react

Not even sure what to say about this game but I am certain that the professional sitting at Jj's table will be able to fix the team in due time :)

>>149545867
hes right though

>>149545780
First use of my Palantir time machine is introducing his parents to left wing politics right before the junta takes over in Argentina

If he were a Barcelona fan he'd be called Arda Culer

These guys are pressing high as fuck and got good subs, not even Yildiz can save >us

He needs to bring on Douglas Luiz to drive the match to a grinding halt faster than any storm cloud could

If he were black he'd be called Arda Kounde

Adzic can fix it

If he was part of a German Eurovision act he'd be called Arda Tünde

He's up.

>Yildiz out
TUDOOOOOOOOOORRRR

Yeah it's even more over

>Koop for Dildiz
it's ogre

Increase Di Gregorio's salary lol

>dildiz out
>IMMEDIATELY the most dangerous jj chance of the match

I may be going too far, but that Thuram pass was Pogbaesque

Crazy Passes Only Paul Pogba Can Do!

Tudor cooling break talk to Nico:

There were Stegosaurus roaming the earth the last time a jj player whipped in an accurate cross

>cooling break
>while it's raining

>>149546260
The "crosses" tonight have been exceedingly bad lol

>>149546260
>gnontic first season was millions of years ago
time goes by so quickly fras

Subbing off Yildiz to put in Copemeiners is a decision that shows a lot how shite Jj is

>>149546331
I thought he was injured but he looked kinda mad about the substitution so idk
We'll hear during the press conference I guess

Tudorham is currently the only decent moving player we have on the pitch lol
Even if we meme a 1-1 what do we do in extra time

This is Modric's last match with Real Madrid.

Wasn't modric already training with bbilan?

>>149546384
Only a good long shot can give >us a chance to equalize

>>149546405
It's still a done deal, he wanted to do the tournament at all cost

>>149546384
Not like Real is doing much better. The humidity and heat sucked all the life out of everyone

2 (two) Germans?!?!?!?

Digre must hate this defence so fucking much dude

>>149546447
At least 3

6 minutes left, Locatelli might remember he's playing a football match

>>149546405
>>149546415
its his last last last dance! like the scorpions final concert thats been happening for 30 years now

These are sure some changes

hey didn't gatto have a fever

Gatti center forward meme goal incoming

Dark yellow challenge that

>>149546552
Not like it matters, we have an Argie playing with 931 different cancers atm

>subbing in CBs
What the fuck did Tudor mean by this

Teundor

Yeah man no ideas in there, not really anyone able to do anything, sucks

I'm sorry but if Alexander Anorlondo played for MY team I'd be even more racist

Tudor getting fired this autumn would be my 3rd CL

>haloxander ardolord
I would unironically play Savona over him if both were fit

Igor...

>>149546706
You called?

Igor Thuram

>Hoof it into the box
>Call Rudiger a mono
>Get a penalty and red
Extra time here >we come

Koop please get the fuck out of this club

era

ref doesn’t understand what kino is

Kostic please get the fuck out of this club

GODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Igor you fucking gypsy why did you make those subs

>>149546808
Marciniak is a madrid fan (unironically)

I want the shitters out not much because they're shit, but because at least Tudor won't feel tempted by subbing them on
Di Greggs, Turham, Yildiz and Cambiaso (non-dormant form) are the only players worthy of a mid Jj

And finally the 24/25 season comes to an end.
eliminazione in semifinale di Supercoppa
eliminazione ai quarti di finale di C.Italia
out ai playoff di Champions League
4 posto in campionato
fuori agli ottavi del Mondiale per Club

ODDIO STO SBORRANDO

Can somebody PLEASE trigger a void-out in Florence before something even grimmer happens

I think it’s very clear after today that what the team needs is a bunch of overrated shit mercenaries

>>149546882
Calling that a cross is an insult to the very concept

>>149546878
more expensive mutt and negrus, that will definitely help

Match ended when Koopmerdone and Kostic came on, Mbanguler and Weah were unironically better subs to make instead of these gigashitters

>>149546917
Koop is the whitest player in the squad and he's still shit

tudor out

0 minutes for Douglas Lewis and Zingaro btw

>>149546931
with how slow he is you'd suspect he's at least mixed

Golazo Dildiz

>>149546931
negru is a state of mind and is unrelated to skin color

I'm going to... I'm going to load the [redacted] side in a couple minutes to keep up with the latest rumors

>>149546982
This is unironically a true statement kek