Thread 938531480

As I was flying along I asked, "French fries on a helicopter or shakes on a plane? It's gotta be French fries on a helicopter. Or? A shake on a plane would be good too". He replied, "what?". So I repeated myself. I don't think he replied. Shortly after I asked him about the lime in/on the (gibberish). He replied, "what?". I laughed when I realized I was mumbling gibberish in my sleep to him

>>938531480 (OP)
I was in the garage with my friend, and my friend was making the case that the security guard at the mall was corrupt. I sat silently for a moment. There was nothing inside of me that would have me believing such claims, but maybe that's just closed-mindedness or programming. So to play devil's advocate I said, "ok, so the reason to suggest that the security guard is corrupt is that he seems a bit too retired for the role (a scene of him being athletic on cops in his youth played), and he has connections with the owner of that shop. I could see him paying for some of the smaller problems getting taken care of or something maybe." I think my friend's accusation was more grand.

>>938531480 (OP)
Best thread on /b/

>Dreaming
>Me and a buddy are in this weird, convertible bus-thing
>It was like a old-fashion Model-T, but with rows and rows of seats and it was open topped
>The bus is going down this narrow highway in the country
>There's another of the same type of vehicle coming from the opposite direction
>Only this bus is filled up with black people
>We pass it and we continue along
>My buddy says, "How do they know who's supposed to sit in the back?"

>>938531480 (OP)
that pen is too big for that frog.