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Anonymous No.938312870 [Report] >>938313093 >>938313140 >>938313183 >>938313241
I had a dream I was in highschool again
I was hanging out with my buddy and we walked to his class and sat down. I say, "wait is this even my class? I don't think this is my class dude". He asks me, "oh are you taking (subject) with (teacher)" and I say I don't remember, now slightly panicking. He asks surprised how I don't know what class or teacher I have. I pull out my schedule and start walking the halls. The class I thought was mine seemed empty. I thought the previous drinking really did a number on me. Eventually I sat down in another one. We were watching some VH1 drama island type show and some blonde chick started talking to the camera about how she could take her time laying in the sand and end up at the shore tomorrow. At first it was just sexy movements. But then she was definitely moving like a snake, doing that thing where they can slide backwards into the sand to submerge themselves, then pop out again. Next thing I know, I was back in class and that chick was right up on me with a bed sheet over us. She kept her eyes locked on me while smiling for an uncomfortably extended period. I thought to myself how I'd prefer to get away from this situation. It felt good to know she wanted me, you know, but I don't think I wanted her. At least not there, definitely not in class. Someone in the back of the class made a sound of them farting as she was locking eyes with me and she started laughing. I would have laughed more genuinely if I wasn't so uncomfortable in the situation.
Anonymous No.938313093 [Report]
>>938312870 (OP)
I do remember a teacher going over the 5 matrices of what makes something a thing. I was thinking, "ah that explains the simplified versions. I could just remember the whole package and apply it to any case, but that might be a lot of work". The teacher started talking about how there's a lot of measurements and work involved in just making something a real thing.
I don't know where this one fits in. Maybe as I was walking the halls I found a real class?
Anonymous No.938313140 [Report] >>938313535
>>938312870 (OP)
but that friend has a girlfriend now

why don't you?
Anonymous No.938313183 [Report] >>938313535
>>938312870 (OP)
As you were actually dreaming about him, at that very moment he was asleep next to his girlfriend.

......or is she already his fiance?

when do YOU intend on growing up?
Anonymous No.938313241 [Report] >>938313535
>>938312870 (OP)
Q: how many hours of videogames did you play in thd past 7 days?

follow up question: how many girls did you ask out on a date in the past 5 years?
Anonymous No.938313535 [Report] >>938315361 >>938315860
>>938313140
>>938313183
>>938313241
Well that friend didn't actually exist here. He was like a faceless entity filling a role. I didn't think he was faceless in the dream, but like I might have only seen the back of his clothes as we sat down, and I couldn't tell you the color of his clothes.
I don't care about getting in a relationship irl.
Anonymous No.938315361 [Report] >>938315382 >>938315555
>>938313535

back

Sorry I was working on a project...
Well i'm glad to learn it was an imaginary friend

As much as I'm disheartened to learn that yours is the first generation in the history of the human rights where young males don't have a natural instinctual survival , genetic motivation and inability to think about anything other than getting pussy your age...

Because that's how we managed to survive as a species... through the sexual drive of young men like yourself...

You guys are going to spell the end of the human race

You're the first generation to ever be ASEXUAL

I blame it on video games....
But the more of you that I speak to, the more I'm beginning to think they tested out some kind of weird chemical on your parents in the 90s
Anonymous No.938315382 [Report]
>>938315361
oops a typo

yours is the first generation in the history of the human RACE*
Anonymous No.938315444 [Report]
something DEFINITELY happened

obviously.... I honestly believe the military tested out some kind of chemicals on the population, and all of their children were asexual
Anonymous No.938315533 [Report] >>938316158
and I am NOT fucking joking
Anonymous No.938315555 [Report] >>938315889 >>938315957 >>938316050
>>938315361
I'm not interested in this topic. Mine is of the tinnitus matrix program getting placed on alcoholics, and the dreams that follow.
Anonymous No.938315860 [Report] >>938316410
>>938313535
because: (pay attention to this part)
at your age, there is supposed to be ONLY ONE AGENDA:

PUSSY

learning how to navigate relationships with women... its your practice era

it IS indeed YOUR era in YOUR life
to be going full throttle into PRACTICING
...............learning women

by not participating in YOUR OWN PRACTICE ERA, you are creating a bleak (and absolutely predictable) future in which youll be asking other socially and sexually failed men online "will a woman find it weird that i'm 43 years old with no relationship experience whatsoever?"

..........and the answer is of course "YES"

YES, any woman will consider that weird
any teenaged girls would find it SUPER WEIRD

any little boy would say "is he gay?"

..............duhhhh
this pathway to failure is totally predictable

any idiot can see where it will take them

and youre NOT an idiot
Anonymous No.938315889 [Report]
>>938315555

so you ARE homosexual ?

.......................got it

(no homosexuals are interested in the topic of heterosexuality)
Anonymous No.938315957 [Report]
>>938315555

....... I thought part of you "pity money" SSI WELFARE benefits agreement required you to stay on the atypical antipsychotic medication...

isn't that part of the deal?... they give you pity money out of my taxes, and you agree to continue sing a psychiatrist and taking your medication...

right?
Anonymous No.938316050 [Report]
>>938315555

because although there is no cure for 'tinnitus matrix being placed on alcoholics to force dreams', it can be managed with a good old fashioned ATYPICAL ANTIPSYCHOTIC ...

Which you are already already well aware of....

but apparently you stopped taking them
Anonymous No.938316158 [Report]
>>938315533
Its the Gay bomb baby.

>Splicing little babies with fish...
Anonymous No.938316410 [Report] >>938316665 >>938317100
>>938315860
There are a lot of people you could blabber on to about pussy. I have a unique perspective that shows the guys in psychosis might actually have been deeply wronged by someone. You can find all kinds of them who will tell you it was just in their head and it just happens. My position is different.
There would be a considerable lawsuit if evidence was found that people are indeed being targeted. And if so, it wouldn't be hard for the government to find out. I mean how many people have technology that can give people tinnitus and make them go crazy? Probably just a handful of governments and their pets. Everyone is short on money these days, so go out and get some gold, you know what I'm saying?
Anonymous No.938316665 [Report] >>938316943
>>938316410
>in psychosis
Being the imperative term
Anonymous No.938316943 [Report] >>938317020 >>938317259
>>938316665
Yes, someone is responsible for causing at least some of the psychosis, and they are using drug/alcohol induced psychosis as the cover
Anonymous No.938317020 [Report]
>>938316943
Which, I need to stress, would be very easy for the government to find out if this is true.
In fact, they probably already know.
Regardless, I collect and report the dreams
Anonymous No.938317100 [Report]
>>938316410
Tinnitus:
a condition I've 'suffered' with since my 20s

big fucking deal...

I played in a rock band, and I grew up jamming with friends on small spaces, amplifiers turned up as loud as possible...

tinnitus: an interesting medical terminology nobody because there isn't an actual 'correct pronunciation'...
50% of medical professionals pronounce it "tin-EYE-tus' while the other fifty percent pronounce it "tin-IT-us'

My ears had been ringing like this for forty years now... big dealkh4s
Anonymous No.938317259 [Report] >>938317553
>>938316943

If you're going to be compiling data (instead of getting your dick sucked like a normal guy your age) you might want to use the correct terminologies...

like ORGANIC PSYCHIATRIC DISORDER
and CHEMICAL psychosis (which encompasses drugs and alcohol)

and then theres SOMATOFORMIC DISORDER.... which is the one you are actually interested in, but i'm not sure you realize it...
Anonymous No.938317336 [Report]
SOMATOFORMIC DISORDER:

Although a lot of people will tell these patients "it's all in your head" (and they are very much correct) that doesn't mean the symptoms are imaginary...
Anonymous No.938317442 [Report]
I ask, its not like there's any gray area regarding the pronunciation of norepinephrine, or ipritroprium bromide, or even aspirin....

Depending on which doctor you ask, half of them are going to pronounce TINNITUS differently than you.
Anonymous No.938317553 [Report] >>938317670
>>938317259
I don't care about correct terminology or anything like that. Hear, I'll make a spelling mistake for you.
Anonymous No.938317593 [Report]
It's not like any doctors going to call a skull a "sk-yule"

but they simply can't seem to agree on how tinnitus is supposed to be pronounced.
Anonymous No.938317670 [Report]
>>938317553

>NOT CARING

yeah bro.... i already gleaned that much from you...

Nobody ever became a lonely uneducated masturbating.Isolated isolated unemployed welfare recipient by CARING

So that was a given......

Don't you think having a little bit of REAL KNOWLEDGE would enhance the integrity of your wasted efforts on this irrelevant temporary fleeting idea that you'll never follow through on, just like the hundreds of other ideas you've never followed through with before?
Anonymous No.938317740 [Report] >>938317851
>not caring about people realizing youre not particularly knowledgeable or effective

...................obviously

................................duh
Anonymous No.938317851 [Report]
>>938317740
If my position isn't understood, then oh well I guess. It's not my responsibility now, and it won't be my problem later
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